02x14 - A Day in Mayfield

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what do you think you're finally wearing

that sweater I gave you last Christmas

it was two Christmases ago

which reminds me b*mber Haskell's home

on leave

he's got a bunch of these great blasters

only $90 can i buy one a blaster you

mean one of those portable stereos with

8,000 watts an incredible sound yeah can

I have one when trees talk can't pick

you up after school today I have an

appointment is your manes body shop

something wrong with your car grandma no

jemaine's is it so um I'm treating

myself to a day of beauty and relaxation

I'll bet you look a lot better when

you're finished with your son dad please

this is not a piece of junk comes with a

two-week warranty

are you gonna get up or do you want your

dish on the floor hello I didn't think

he'd go for it but the sweater was a

nice touch I'm going on a field trip in

you're not big deal now you're just

jealous cuz they're stuck in school all

day I look at real live dead mummies

with my friend and your day just got

better

PD McPhee T's mom got a bad perm and she

won't come out of a bedroom I'm gonna

chaperone your field trip

hey need sure anything he wants we're

gonna

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hi everybody wall-e time awesome film

yeah sure what kind of camera kind you

got a camera for I am a chaperone in

Oliver's class at the Museum of Natural

History see the mommies on our field

trip we got stuck going to the yarn

Factory I always liked the yarn factory

bye good bye

uh-huh how do you load this thing that's

what I thought well I'm off to the Salt

Mine I am think I'll go kiss a baby

goodbye oh how do you awaken know he's

never up that's funny I'm up with him

all night

you know tonight if you wanted to see

them gotta run

hey great timing my husband just left

you know maybe the beeves got the right

idea I think I'm gonna take the day off

today and spend it with my kids oh

really

oh sure it'll be great I just sit around

the house here doing nothing but

enjoying them and having fun like you do

Oh Mary Ellen could you take it delivery

for me sure I'm gonna spend the whole

day at the cellar

oh yeah I'll take the package for you

mom Mary Ellen won't be here is going

with you

and she's gonna get the works who's

gonna take care of Kevin his father oh

do you know about this well I guess if I

let Debbie krumbine little sister

babysit our cattle you sure do come on

you two run along and have a good time

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no I'm theatre fever the chaperone

always one of my best students in such a

good little helper

no I'm Oliver's dad oh he's always very

nice visible yeah Lee your dad's talking

to the teacher what did you do now

nothing she's gonna be a shopper chap

he's coming with us your dad spying on

us we might be able to have any fun

field trip Revere done

and nobody's happy my dad's not like

that

see he likes me to have fun he's a

grown-up

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right here

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worse than thought

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good morning mrs. cleaver my that's our

lovely what clearance they do believe

that's Wallace William College knock it

off there's nothing wrong with a guy

taking the day off and spending it with

his kid unless you take the day off to

play a little golf we can get in 18

holes and still belly up to the bar by 2

bikes good tempting as that sounds

my son and I have plans like what a

drooling contest come on Wally what are

you one of the guys or one of the girls

I'm one of the guys is gonna knock your

block off unless you get out of my face

you beautiful when you're angry

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your friend should be ashamed of

themselves huh little chance of that

hi I'm Morgan Tanja uh my cleaver how

old 38

Oh

two months his name is Kevin this is

Vanessa Diane tan Chuck she's four

months and very gifted

Blue Square

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lashkar's

do they really get anything out of it at

this age

I'm sure the average child wouldn't I

wish my husband had more time to spend

with Vanessa Diane but he's a very

successful attorney you can only imagine

how heavy as the workload is Oh Norman

tan checks your husband well if his

disbarment proceedings continue he'll

have a lot more time to spend with

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very nice two four six eight where's

Aneesa and that'sa hey guys my dad says

this isn't nutritious enough so I

thought I'd trade back to my roast beef

sandwich

you said subtext no tradebacks tip half

don't count with fathers here's my buddy

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class class now let's be good citizens

Lu or can we go see the mummies first oh

I'm afraid the treasures of ancient

Egypt are not on our schedule today so

that we'll have time to fully appreciate

the special traveling exhibit Footwear

through the ages

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let the adventure begin

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it's a good thing we brought the camera

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ah there you go slugger yeah

pretty soon I'm gonna be teaching you

how to throw and catch how to go to your

left for a grounder course stuff maybe

basketball it's gonna be your game and

starting at forward Kevin listen to me

sound almost as bad as Miss red square

blue circle okay I don't need to push

you you'll find on out of your own when

it's like to throw your first snowball

and fall in love I Drive your first car

you know convertibles your best bet a

red one girls love them oh there I go

again planning your life

look I just want to be there when you

want to know what makes it rain when you

have your first strawberry ice cream

cone on a warm summer tonight will you

see the Wizard of Oz and when you say

daddy for the first time

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hey you turned over pinky

natural athlete that's my boy

by the end of the 14th century the tow

had become so long it had to be held and

locked by a chain attached to the knee

isn't that interesting attention because

your assignment tonight is to write an

essay based on our exciting trip to the

museum

this is dollar than my grandmother's

birthday party hey we got me see the

mommy yeah I don't know what about miss

Livermore and my dad ah I never miss us

look at they actually care about that

junk they're not only about the same

time or they get dishes right we draw

straws to see who goes first okay wait a

minute we don't have straws and you go

first hey baby I think I like that idea

come wait scare the mummies or your

daddy keep an eye and now on to the

comfort of the 20th century

hey guys have you seen Oliver oh oh you

mean that redheaded kid where is he

it's me but I bet he didn't go looking

for us

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guys

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what are you doing in there

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in here I live here but not in the

daytime she's supposed to make a cake

for me for the jr. shipment meeting hey

no problem

oh thank you okay okay dad you bake a

cake and I'll tune up the t-bird I don't

cook I'm Laura that time I made noodle

Romanoff time I had to throw the pot

away

well next take the pieces of eggshell no

it's too late don't you remember the

Haskell guide to a successful marriage

women stay home and cook and take your

babies

men go out and do whatever they want

don't you guys have anybody better to

annoy nope

you know Molly was a good old guy I'm

gonna miss him

get you later uh hazel

hello oh hi mom

don't slam them this is June Cleaver

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Hey

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oh that's good because we listen i'ma

let you go now I think my cake is ready

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you go into in and do your homework

we'll discuss the possibility of having

dinner later hi b*mber a good afternoon

mr. cleaver that's a handsome suit

you're wearing thank you very much

that's a nice sweater Kip has one just

like it

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hey Taiwan you created the sweater I

gave you for that thing oh no that's

what it was just a down payment I still

owe him 15 bucks a month

go get the sweater back Oh dad he won't

give me the sweater unless I give him a

blaster back smart as a whip he may not

believe this but this was the first cake

that I've ever baked honey well well it

seems somebody forgot that our little

Kelly needed a cake today I didn't

forget I better get going

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you're taking mine and taking ours

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hi honey

well it looks like somebody was a big

hit today yeah I am it okay hey you look

pretty okay yourself

hey baby asleep yeah hey I got a good

idea clean this up will you

you gotta take a nap

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maybe I owe you one

for what well if it hadn't been for you

I would have wasted my whole day down at

the office

instead I had a great day with my kids

well I'm glad somebody had a good time

with their kids I'm thinking about

trading mine in for folding chairs why

what happened well I went on that field

trip to have a good time with Oliver and

steady ends up hating me oh come on it

can't be that bad it's worse

Kip hates me too just because I won't

let him buy that blaster it's a good

thing you only have two kids got beef

yeah kids are one minute they're all mad

in the next minute they'd forgotten all

about it

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and then there's the kind that carry a

grudge why can't I just have one day

when I'm not a policeman one day without

any problems around here it comes with

the territory

how else are you gonna teach him right

from wrong yeah but sometimes I wonder

if I'm even getting through to him oh hi

mom

oh you look great I know yeah I think

you should hear this I found it in the

den it's Ali's report on the field trip

oh let me guess I went to the museum and

I had a lousy day no he went to the

museum and he had a rotten day I bet you

couldn't spell lousy Bell Rock neither

listen to the rest of it my dad had a

rotten time too and I guess the bad time

was all my fault

because I just worried about him

bothering me there and how much I didn't

get to do instead of thinking but not

every dad would have come along just to

be with his kid

excuse me

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hi guys mind if I come in sure dad sure

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