02x17 - Earth Angels

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hi kid breath practice culture anis till

we dropped do you think that it got him

is a prisoner of w*r for three years

would show a little more compassion well

you can't blame the man for being

frustrated after all you did leave six

games in a row

hey we were doing fine till Garen lost

father got transferred back to Argentina

where's that in the den with your

brother oh yeah want a little goof do

now your new watch your watch it cost me

twenty four ninety five the watch you

couldn't live another day without lasts

exactly three days well actually it's

only been two days in that case I'm

looking forward to even a better story

no all's I got is the truth but I'll

tell you anyway

they were playing baseball and I was two

for three we were playing baseball and I

didn't want my watch to get broke or

nothing so I put it in my coat pocket

well at the bottom of the third Spencer

had to go home and we were using his

jacket for a second I was the only guy

with another jacket so so you used your

jacket for second base we had to now

he's already using my bookbag first

don't forgot all about the watch until

it's cold and slid into second one slide

did not cause all this damage yeah it

didn't get real bad until Duffy tried to

fix it

Duffy Duffy Guthrie why would you ask

someone to fix it who couldn't make a

jelly sandwich without an instruction

booklet it was kind of desperate and he

did do a pretty good report on Thomas

Edison tried so hard this time well I

know it isn't all your fault it was an

accident but lately you've had more

accidents in Wiley coyote daddy : never

would have made it a second if I had a

pair of earth angels dads are so cool

all the pros where I'm cuz you just blow

I I don't believe what I'm hearing you

don't take care of your possessions your

irresponsible and I'm gonna buy you a

pair of $53.00 gym shoes you are

Oliver Cleaver you are not gonna get

those gym shoes or even a picture of

them nothing until you become more

responsible is that clear yes sir

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how'd it go real bad we can't even a

last name in everything just for a watch

oh you better hope dad never finds his

fishing pole

you know something Kip dad's right

I got no sponsibility no wonder why

everybody's always calling me little

goof come on ollie little goosed is sort

of like a nickname no beaver is a

nickname little goof means just what it

sounds like

I'm tired everybody always making fun of

me I'm gonna show you and dad and mr.

hands lick and the whole world

responsible I can be only who's mr.

hands like oh well see he's the guy

who's iguana I was supposed to fail

while he was away in there what a little

goob

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you'll see

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what's that you're doing

I'm making the bed well that's what I

thought

your hairs dim did you have a shower too

I still haven't smell so get up to the

first one

did you hear that

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who loves his Nana's that's a good boy

yeah do you know where they keep visit

this oh sure it's either in the junk

drawer in the kitchen the junk drawer in

my room or the junk drawer in our old

apartment on Rose Avenue

it's not there I really need it

see we're buying this Campfield a real

nice present cuz they're making her

principal and I'm in charge of the money

well honey that's wonderful what are you

gonna get her well he wanted to get her

a wig we're probably gonna end up buying

her a briefcase morning

hi uncle Wally ready to hit the road

Oh going running yeah well the coach

said we're a buckets a slime that just

got winded by putting on our pants so I

figured I'd do a little extra roadwork

and uncle Wally said it'd be more fun to

run with somebody really never asked me

to go with him hey ready to roll all

right and don't worry I'll slow down

those hills for you thanks I appreciate

that who loves these Nana's oh honey

would you mind running an iron over

these for me anything for you sweetheart

you're the greatest you just go out

jogging with a member of your family you

really care about Mary Ellen did you

want to go jogging Oh me no I get all

the exercise I need ironing your pants

scrubbing the toilets running up and

down the stairs all day

hey honey well I guess I just really

never thought about it climbing first

there was that fall you took at the

supermarket and then there was a baby

look I could learn another pair of pants

today hey you want to go a couple extra

miles wish I could Grandma talked me

into helping Holly clean out the garage

hello guys been a regular ball of fire

lately you should have seen the job he

did shampooing our carpets no I never

thought I'd hear anybody asked me why

can't you be more like your brother well

I never had that problem with your

father he's always been so uh well you

know he's the beaver

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hi Jim yes what are you doing

well first weather stripping the windows

so I thought I'd take the officers from

your bottom of the pile and put them on

the top of the pile so they don't get

wrinkled like a bag lady's face my

underwear drawer aggressive you know

you've really been a big help around

here lately keeping your room clean and

helping in the kitchen and I still don't

know how you got those scratches out of

the coffee table oh well just a little

elbow grease enough to have a toothpaste

I've really been showing a lot more

responsibility lately and that's why I

think you deserve these

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you

dad don't worry I'll take such good care

these things Emily you know I'm just

cool one day a week and I won't play in

the wet grass and I'll even figure out a

way where they don't sweat oh you

probably want me to leave

oh no cap doesn't holler at me he's got

me a pair of earth angels really oh cool

would you get me dad losing my jacket no

tags or nothing I'm gonna take her home

and put an ad in the paper that looks

real good my dad runs a C&C Haley I can

save you a lot of trouble I know some

people have a dog exactly like that one

yeah tell me well I like to but first

all of us gotta do me a little favor I

bet there was a big reward to see you

around come on he tries on your shoes

the dog gets home I collect the reward

money and everybody's happy I like the

way you think well I guess just as long

as you turn your socks inside out so

they're clean

boy

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well miss hopper certainly I'm glad we

decided to have this little interview

out here

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- Thank You Alan

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just one shoe they worked with

Cinderella shut up

oh you just gotta tell your dad the

truth come on Kelly

if you are an adult would you believe

this story hey what are we worried about

Duffy knows where the dog live I bet he

took the shoe home right so where's he

live Duffy uh well actually I never said

I knew where that dog lives I said I

knew people who had a coffee exactly

like that

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bless you

yeah it's my turn now you just go buy a

new pair of earth angels and nobody'll

know what happened get it yeah get it

and that's real good I got $50 present

PSLE isn't until Friday I don't know

three days isn't a whole lot of time

sure it is

heck that's longer than my parents new

job before they got married Kelly you

shouldn't even be touching this money I

mean you're left it official

that's be elected and just take the

money well

is there anything's better than having

another talking of demos my dad what do

you say you let me try the other shoe

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no no Molly according to runners Digest

the xl2 doesn't give enough arch support

for the serious runner oh so now you're

a serious runner huh you don't think I'm

serious do you know how much I owe you

for this stopwatch give me for doubting

your commitment oh honey we're going

right by the luggage shop do you want me

to stop by and get Miss Canfield's

briefcase no I mean thanks but none of

the boys are pushing for a stun g*n so

we still might change their mind I'm

sure have changed I remember when I was

your age we got our teacher scented coat

hangers listen for the baby okay bye

any luck well Freddie said he'd be happy

to loan Olli the money thank heaven if

we get grandma to put up her house as

collateral come on I have to go rescue

that dog why did I have to lend all that

money because you're a cleaver end and

that's how we are we're giving or caring

for idiots

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excuse me sir I'm all the people already

sponsor a baseball game well I know the

Wildcats

we left up the field with them surely

below car bulge or perhaps a lion dream

vacation for you in the mister I'm not

married I just want some money

oh well I wish to believe it tell

me how much money you're interested in

borrowing oh just a hundred bucks I only

need fifty but I figured what the heck

Oh Bank works sure you take the farmers

land away and sell it and that's where

you get the money for the calendar and

your loans stuff like that right pretty

much you take this application and bring

it back when you've completed thanks

anyways but I came and got one yesterday

lucky for me it's neat enough for you

first I did it in pencil then I went

over head and then when I got finished I

let my friend Duffy check it over he's a

rat but he can smell pretty good well

you earned up you've done a lovely job

but on the basis of this application I

can't approve it now you take this

calendar and go home but mister you

don't understand I just gotta have that

money you realize what would happen if I

gave money to everybody that came in

here and asked for it yeah people would

really like you it's out of the question

she missed her do you think I'd pay back

I would honest

cross my heart hope to die stick a

needle in my eye

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okay I'll leave but just wait to the

next time we play the Wildcats

the guy with the rocket issues I beat

you fair and square well it doesn't

matter I think you're doing great can't

believe the progress you're making

really I wasn't even sure you wanted me

tagging along what makes you think that

Oh little things like the second day

when you ditched me at the underpass

well I'm proud of you for hanging in

there

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back here

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oh this dog got more shoes than I do

nobody's got more shoes than you do oh

hi MA

Oh Wally why has three legs and lies

like a rug

Oliver well look I don't think you can

really blame Oliver for all of this he

did have a little help from a

four-legged bandit where'd he get the

money why didn't he say anything I found

the shoe you find the answer well there

must be a logical explanation for this

you got any this is the kind of thing I

just turned over to your father

Oh Oliver don't you look nice oh this

well I felt myself growing and I just

wanted to see if it still fit you've

been gone for hours and your best

clothes now do you expect us to believe

that not anymore

well where have you been

almost out of the bank well what were

you doing there the same thing I'm gonna

do right now try and borrow $50 why on

earth would you need $50 well it's not

for me it's for poor old Kelly she sort

of lost some money from his Canfield's

goodbye present and she trusted so much

she shouldn't have why doesn't she just

go tell her parents I guess I know

Conner they find out what she did and

there's nothing worse than the way your

parents look at you

when they find out that you're not the

neat kid they think you are

she's just a little goof

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well I hope next time Kelly finds

herself in a similar situation she'll

put a little more faith in her folks

she'd be very surprised at how

understanding they are does that mean

you'll give me the money to give to

Kelly well do you think Kelly learned

anything from this oh yeah she wised up

real good

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thanks dad oh and Oliver

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you might want to be a little more

careful with these you wouldn't want to

lose one

all right dad I would want to lose one

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not the way dad would have handled it

huh I think you're doing just fine baby

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do I do

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I still wonder how the shoes got in the

garbage face it ollie

dad knew all along about those bogus

earth angels well if he knew why didn't

he chew me out or nothing

well sometimes grown-ups act like they

don't know what's going on but they make

sure that you know that they know just

so you don't think you're getting away

with anything boy that's not teachers

were sneaky ready get your grungy robe

off my bed

big deal what happened - did you

improved Oliver Cleaver well seeing how

I got in just as big a mess being

responsible I may as well go back to

being a slob

she's a lot more fun

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