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03x28 - Hook, Line and Sinker

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

03x28 - Hook, Line and Sinker

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honey this was one of the best dinners

so I've had a long time frozen chicken

wings or microwave meat pots I said I

was sorry you know I've been so crammed

up with work lately that all right her

story completely slipped my mind

what a coincidence some of my recipes

for dinner how would you like yours

thawed or frozen on a stick

freezer fare you must be in the doghouse

again Sam forgot our anniversary yeah

what's the big deal with that on my

anniversary I just locked myself in a

John and get drunk this is the

anniversary of the day we first met the

day you first met you gotta be kidding

me

next should be having you celebrate the

day you get your first kidney stone yeah

I know what I have to do Mary Ellen how

would you like to spend the weekend at

Crystal Lodge honey do you mean it well

of course I do I think I'm gonna be sick

I'd turn around and leave except I've

got something very important to gloat

about all right what is it now Eddy I

just repossessed the new house the guy

tried to give me some sad sack story

about open-heart surgery

hello yeah this is he

you're kidding that's incredible

Wow what fantastic news yeah thanks for

calling bye hey we won the city is

dropping its plans to build a waste

facility on top of the Wildlife

Sanctuary nice thousands of animals will

be saved and you didn't make a dime some

things in life are more important than

money oh yeah like what

oh hi babe hi how you doing I just came

by to borrow mom's big suitcase oh that

one you know I hate that thing last time

I tried to put it in the car I was in

traction for a week are you going

crystal I it's gonna be great to get

away for a few days and relax yeah I

wish I could do that but I've got too

much work to do be if you need to take a

break don't you do yourself a favor and

get away for a while

you know lumpy did invite me to go

fishing with him this weekend I wonder

how my partner can take so much time off

why don't you go you like to fish do you

good unwind a little bit

I don't know last time I went fishing

with lumpy the lake Patrol out of save

him from drowning guess what guys

you're moving back fast Eddie just won

ten bucks in the mix-and-match lottery

game what a coincidence I just won 20

yeah you're always bragging cleaver

bragging what are you talking about

you're the one who brought it up come on

I saw that look in your eyes

what look oh that anything you can do I

can do better look that's not a look

that's a fact

ah there's lots of things I can do

better than him name one all right ping

pong ping pong huh you guys won't be

haha when I whipped your butt you're on

I'll play for the 20 bucks or the one in

the lottery it's a bet all right let's

go

see you guys

good luck why I'm the cream pal

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one sip are you gonna stand there all

day with that stupid grin on your face

are you gonna play don't you notice

anything different besides the fact that

you still can't play ping pong Fredrik I

got my braces off today

big deal he must be confusing me with

someone who cares

hey you to scram we got an important

match the play but sir I'm on the road

to skunking the young lad tough go in

the house and help your mother watch the

storm windows you ready to fork over

that 20 huh

not on your best day a sucker born every

minute okay 22 9 game point

ahh

game and match hey no wonder you beat me

you put a dent in the ball what are you

talking about I didn't put it in the

ball you put it in the ball you know

you're a sore loser Eddie come on pay up

all right or I in American money

how'd you like to go double or nothing

haha you're a glutton for punishment I'm

not talking about ping pong I'm talking

about the gentlemanly sport of fishing

of which I have no equal hey lumpy Colin

invited me up to Bass Lake this weekend

why don't you come along we'll have the

great American fish shop

I can't Eddie but hey I have an idea

what you call invite the beef that's not

an idea that's a bad joke I'd rather

spend a weekend with Curt come on Eddie

that guy's been working like a dog

unfortunately the similarity doesn't end

there look he needs to get away I tell

you what I'm gonna do if you invite him

I'll forget about that 200 bucks you owe

me

plus the 20 bucks for the ping-pong game

okay okay

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young Theodore how is May feels leading

entrepreneur this fine evening hi Wally

what do you want Eddie Theodore your

doubt of my intentions cuts me to the

quick Wallis and I were just remarking

how hard you've been working something

you'd know nothing about cute I've

always admired your sense of humor I was

just thinking that it might be fun if

you came fishing with lumpy and I this

weekend you really want me to go define

really of course I want you to go it'll

be just like the old days that's what

worries me

hey come on you guys what a great time

together I can see it now the three

buddies out in the fresh air soaking up

the sunshine slamming down some brews

reeling in the big ones you know maybe I

will go I'll take some work along and

make lumpy feel guilty I mean great hey

this is great I'll go call up B now and

give him the good news

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money

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I sure hope I haven't forgotten anything

we're just going away for the weekend

honey we're not relocating well now all

I got to do is fly in the crane to lift

this thing into the car listen why don't

you call the lodge and confirm our

reservations I just talked to them a

couple of days ago I don't need to

confirm yeah but it's always better to

be on the safe side okay okay but I'll

make you feel better I'll call him boy I

sure I'm looking forward to this oh me

too

hello I'd like to confirm a reservation

I have for the weekend name is cleaver

have a room overlooking the lake sure

I'll hold

what that's impossible

I didn't call and cancel the reservation

would you check again please Hey look

I'm telling you I didn't call well see

if I ever come to your crummy Lodge

again can you believe those idiots our

reservations are canceled are you sure

you made the reservation

yes I made the reson why wouldn't I make

the reservation well I think it's a

little convenient that it happens to be

the same weekend that the guys are going

fishing got it already fighting again I

just stopped by to pick up this gear for

the camping trip see

perfect timing Eddy I hope you can both

fit in one sleeping bag Mary Ellen boy

what happened you get a freezer burn

from Mary Ellen's last meal Hotel

screwed up and mistakenly canceled our

reservations no hey now we can have that

great American fish off after all

how was I supposed to know we were gonna

run out of gas everybody else did

love this two-mile walk can you believe

that lumpy call at the last minute to

say he's gonna be late and to leave

without that's your partner don't remind

me the bright side now we will run out

of food as best your beats pitch my tent

for me will ya Rob dad come on

are we having fun yet let's go fishing

huh hey nice catch beef hey you call

that a fish I've seen bigger fish in a

sardine can

I'm still winning Wally I don't let him

get you down beef don't worry I'm gonna

have a good time even if it kills him

hey hold down the noise can't you see

him trying to sleep over here hey guys

check out the wimps in the motor over ah

great they're gonna park next to our

champs around they are getting a little

close hey that thing does have brakes in

it doesn't it sure hope so

and I think that thing's gonna stop hey

crazy

whoa

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it's lumpy

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good as new

hey come on guys now let me show you the

motorhome okay you sure you don't want

to wipe out any more campsites first

bunch of sore heads have you ever driven

anything this big before so I don't work

the brake so good this thing is

humongous it's almost as big as your

lunchbox wow this is real nice lump but

you know it defies all the laws of

camping hey he's right you know no bugs

no rain no dirt your food we're supposed

to be roughing it yeah I am roughing it

black and white TV besides I don't like

sleeping in sleeping bags that's cuz you

can't find one big enough this baby will

be a lot comfier once I get it leveled

out you're gonna have to get out of it

first come on guys and the farmer's

daughter said you're gonna need to of

those would you not make sure TV dinners

around me please I didn't feel right

about leaving Mary Ellen before we got

things straightened down he's still

moping around about that a night alone

in bed will be good for her gotta be an

expert at dad Eddie thank you change the

subject huh guys beautiful night huh

yeah you know it reminds me of those

westerns we used to see when we were

kids Hopalong Cassidy he was my favorite

yeah his horse champion was great

champion wasn't a hobby horse this was

no it wasn't champion was gene Autry's

horse well then it was trigger trigger

what do I write here horse hey who cares

throughout that anyway I got one for you

who is pitching when Hank Aaron hit

number 715 now that's easy al downing

hey I got one for you what major leaguer

had to trim his eyelashes so he could

see the ball and usual yeah and you

wonder why people bet on sports to make

them interesting I know it's true ready

I read it the back of his baseball card

you guys are boring I'm gonna go to bed

yeah and me too

I got a big fish to catch tomorrow hey

you sure you can find your way home Oh

hardy-har-har

oh good night beaver

good night lumpy

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if it's winning come on come on let's

get out of here come on

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my jam

break-in and

you guys in a Motorhome

oh no it's locked

morning guys guys but isn't wanna lardo

hey where'd all this water come from

here that thunderstorm last night

between the hot toddies and the stereo

headphones and that comfy bed

we noticed lumpy you locked us out last

night well it gets dangerous out here in

the wilderness

morning gentlemen thought I'd drop by

and see how you fared after last night's

storm lucky for you brought the RV huh

lucky for one of us baked should be out

of the oven any minute would you care to

join me maybe next time you guys have

permits don't you for blueberry muffins

yes ma'am

oh and might I say that a woman in

uniform certainly does brighten up the

morning thank you well everything seems

to be in order here now there are limits

on the size the number and the type of

fish you can keep please observe the

rules yes ma'am I for one am very

observant you are good luck with the

fishing I'll be stopping by later I'll

be looking forward to it

you're about as subtle as a freight

train blueberry muffins I cooked it just

about out of the other brother

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how's it going that's going great put

the fish hey hey guys guys I got one I

got one it's a whopper yeah you call

that our whopper lump that'll fit real

nice on one of those cute little

crackers you blow hope you lose jerk

lose no way times almost up and I still

got the biggest fish hey hey guys look

oh I think I've got a winner here oh

this guy must be 20 pounds come on give

me a hand with this baby oh yeah hey hey

quick what do you think that looks like

a winner don't you think I don't know

let me take a closer look hi guys how's

it going you catch that sure did hey you

Fisher a lot sir yeah as a matter of

fact I'm planning on being here next

weekend perhaps we could take a little

plunge in the hot springs you catch a

lot of those sure do hey this baby's

gonna look great over my fireplace yeah

of course I'll have to take down the

Renoir

can I see you for a moment by my Jeep

when you got it you got it don't wait up

for me I didn't know that fish was an

endangered species

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you know it looks like it's gonna be a

fun trip after all

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it was great

where's mom she still mad at me yeah why

don't you guys take care of these fish

for me huh honey honey I'm home so I see

I was fishing oh the usual Eddie got

arrested and Lumpy's motorhome got stuck

in the mud Thanks

happy first day anniversary even though

I am I am a little late oh honey I love

you

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hold it hold it

we'd like you to see how our camping

trip really ended a great job in there

do tonight Alyssa you look like

no wait

[Laughter]

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