04x05 - A Nut in Every Bite!

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath...

For a cartoon cramaganza.

Aah!

Iiiiit's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts, henry and june.



Hey, tv fans, looks like it's your lucky day.

That's right, june, 'cause once again it's time for...

Kablam! Kablam!

I'm henry and--

And this is where we keep the golf carts...

I think.

[Whispering] um...mr. Stockdale...

No reada the english?

Our network executive, fred stockdale, everybody.

Now...why'd I put these on?

Don't tell me.

Um...is there something we can help you with?

No.

Yes!

Since you young people aren't doing anything,

Can you show my granddaughter around

While I catch winks at a staff meeting?

Hi, I'm dawn. I'm on break from my boarding school in switzerland.

Her name's dawn.

She's on the board of a swiss bank that's broke.

Now...where's my blankey?

Grandpa hasn't been the same since they cancelled charlie's angels.

Um...are those cameras on?

Regretfully...yes.

Say, henry, don't you think dawn might enjoy

A cartoon right about now? Henry?

Henry.

Henry, turn the page!

♪ Go race rabbit ♪

♪ Tearing up the tracks ♪

♪ Where this turbo rabbit racer and the super chillin' m.a.x. ♪

♪ He's a rubber burnin' bunny ♪

♪ With a need for speed ♪

♪ But he's always got time for anybody in need ♪

♪ Go, go race rabbit with the turbo thrust ♪

♪ 'Cause those in-bred boolies from the upper crust ♪

♪ Want to catch you and stuff you ♪

♪ But they're way too slow ♪

♪ So go race rabbit ♪

♪ Go, go, go! ♪

Hello, race fans! Gabby mcshouts-alot here

At the white cliffs of dover

For the queen's choice royal rump roast .

If it's a tender rump,

You know it's a queen's choice.

And here come our leaders--

Crivens! Not even mad dogs can stop

That black top ripping race rabbit.

Race, it's an emergency call from the minister of mad dogs.

Pardon the intrusion, race,

But be on the look-out for gold dingo.

[Dramatic music playing]

Gold dingo?

[Dramatic music playing]

But I sent him to the pound last year

For soiling the royal fire hydrants.

Well, he's escaped.

And now he's captured the prince.

Gold dingo--

[Dramatic music playing]

Won't release him till he gets million pounds.

Hard currency?

No, dog food.

Oh.

All the queen's forces are on full alert,

And that includes you.

For queen and country,

You must find the prince.

Don't worry, minister.

I'm on it like bangers on mash.

You heard the man, m.a.x. We are looking for a gold dog with an eye patch.

Where are you, race rabbit?

Ha ha ha.

Do you really expect him to fall for this?

Of course he will, you twit.

The plan is pure genius.

Heh heh heh.

He's looking for a dog... Uhhhhh...and a prince, right?

First, he stops to save you,

Then i...

Heh heh heh.

Mmmm!

Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, why can't I be the dog?

A fair question, winston.

And it deserves a fair answer.

Aaah! Ha ha ha!

That's why!

Now then...

Start acting like a prince!

Race, I'm picking up something.

It looks like the prince.

And it looks like he's taking a sound thrashing.

Hang on, your majesty.

Ouch! The royal flesh!

Save me, loyal subjects, save me!

Save the prince!

Save the prince!save the prince!

Save the prince!save the prince!

There's been a mistake! I'm not really gold dingo!

Winston, tell them!

W-well, yes, you see, chaps, um...

Are you all right, your highness? Would you like some tea?

Tea? Oh, lovely.

Curse you, race rabbit!

Thank goodness the prince is saved.

Now back to the rally.

Something's troubling me about the prince, m.a.x.

He didn't look quite himself.

[Dramatic music playing]

Perhaps that explains it. There's the real prince and the real gold dingo.

Perhaps that explains it. There's the real prince and the real gold dingo.

Perhaps that explains it. There's the real prince and the real gold dingo.

He's headed straight for the cliff's edge.

Why would he do such a thing?

Perhaps it's because dogs can't read.

He'll plummet into the channel like a metric ton of bricks.

And everyone knows the prince is a poor swimmer.

Don't worry, m.a.x. I've got just the thing.

The turbo parachute?

The rubber raft?

No. The rump roast.

Queen's choice, of course.

If it's a tender rump, you know it's a queen's choice.

Gotcha!

[Whimpering]

[Cheers and applause]

Welcome back all to the fantastic finish!

And look who's here to wave the checkered flag!

It's our beloved and rescued prince!

Here come the leaders! But crivins!

Race rabbit has come along strong behind them!

Goodness knows what propels

That lopp-eared lighting bolt.

Queen and country, chums.

Queen and country.

[Cheers and applause]

Hoo-ahh!

Now that's what I call kablamedy.

Henry, if you're so into dawn,

Why don't you just go talk to her?

Like a normal human being?

Huh? No way, june.

You can't just go talk to a cute girl.

Gee, thanks.

You're welcome.

Hey, june, do me a favor.

Go ask her if she likes me.

Fine, if it'll stop you from acting like a kajerk.

Hi, dawn.

Listen, do you like henry?

Well...why doesn't he ask me himself?

What did she say?

She wants to know why you don't ask her yourself.

Hmm. Ok, ask her what she'd say

If I did ask her myself?

[Sighs]

He wants to know what you'd say

If he did ask you himself.

Ask him why he can't ask me himself

What I'd say if he asked me himself.

Well? Well?

Uh...

Uh...

She says she likes you.

Yee-haw!

Woo-hoo!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Well, what was I supposed to do?

We've got cartoons to cram.

Announcer: dateline. Secret island,

Where a familiar lab guy works on a mysterious project.

Careful. This specimen is very fragile.

Dinner time!

Yaaahhh!

Run for your lives! Help!

Oh, come on. I'm sure it's just a little scratch.

Ok. A big scratch.

Today's episode...

We find our heroes at action hq,

Getting the lowdown from the big boss man.

Something's gone amuck on secret island.

And the navy's gonna blow

The whole place to smithereens in minutes.

Good show! Time for some fireworks!

Cool! Yeah!

I call the binoculars!

You jugheads! Bill's on that island!

Whoa! He's gonna have a great view.

You're gonna have a great view of the emergency room

If you don't get over there and save him!

Now get on it!

Check. Got it.

Okie-dokie. Roger that.

Moments later at secret island...

Our heroes begin the search for the elusive pointy-headed lab geek.

Thunder girl: bill!

Flesh: come out, come out, wherever you are!

I hear something. Bill, is that you?

[Heavy pounding]

Not unless he's gained a lot of weight.

[Growling]

Something tells me we just found bill's project.

[Arrr]

[Arrr]

[Eeek]

[Growling]

They're amazing.

They're incredible.

They're toast!

Bull's eye!

Ooh!

Please do not feed or maim the dinosaurs

When visiting yurplastic park. Thank you.

How about I maim you instead?

Bill, what's going on here?

The culmination of my life's work.

From a single shred of plastic,

I cloned these magnificent creatures

All with the single intent of furthering humanity's knowledge.

And, of course, selling these handsome coffee mugs.

Who wants a set?

I'll take .

Better wrap 'em to go.

The navy's blowing up the whole place

Because your beasties are out of control!

That's nonsense. I've cloned only docile vegetarians.

Aaah!

Ah, except for that one.

Aah!

Aah!

No. I was afraid of this.

It's gotten a taste for flesh.

Head for the chopper!

[Rrraaahhhh]

Head away from the chopper!

We're trapped!

Blimey! Is the league about to become a buffet for a "b" movie behemoth?

Announcer: eh, that's what I was gonna say.

Stay tuned for the action-knawled conclusion of...

Hey, kabalamoids, keep your heiner in the recliner.

Still to come... Prometheus and bob,

Life with loopy,

And when we return,

More action league now!

Right here on kablam!

[Creaking]

[Snap]

Announcer: dino-wacko.

Hero-snacko.

Can the league escape a similar fate?

Aah! Aah!

No way...

[Gulp]

Jacko.

Stinky diver: let me get a lantern!

Flesh! Blimey! We're all still alive!

Yay!

But in about seconds,

The navy's gonna blow up the island.

Boo!

Meanwhile...

Prepare to commence bombing.

You can't, admiral!

The action league's still over there!

I've got my orders, chief.

Oh, well. I tried.

Stinky diver: at least I'm gonna die with me flippers on.

Wait, that's it.

Stinky, take off your flippers.

No way!

Get him!take them off!

Ooh!

Smell! Gross!

Stinkers!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

...--

Ooh!ooh! Ooh!

Oh, it's you.

Commence bombing.

Wait. You can't--

Not just for me

But for the love of science,

The love of knowledge,

The love of sequels.

Sequels? Cancel that order, gunner.

We've got a franchise to protect.

Yay! Yay!yay!

Not nearly the end.

Wow! Talk about action!

Ha ha. Good show, action league.

Very good show indeed.

All right, henroid. Out with it.

I'm practicing being sophisticated.

If I'm gonna hang out with dawn,

I've gotta have, you know, class.

Listen, henry, I have to be honest with you.

I feel bad, I shouldn't have done it,

But I lied when I told you dawn said she liked you.

Oh, june, you're jealous.

That's so cute.

You'll get over it when you start dating...some day.

Of course, you'll need to be realistic about your chances.

Grrrr!

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Aah!

Ha ha!

Oh, my gosh.

You are so hilarious.

Ha ha ha!

Hilarious, you say?

Ah!

Ha ha ha!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ha ha ha!

Announcer: , years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts

To educate a caveman-- the prometheus and bob tapes.

Tape .

Arhh.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

[Gulp]

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Fat.

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Yeah.

[Music playing]

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Hey!

Ha ha ha!

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Hey!

Huh?

[Muttering]

Hey!

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Ha ha ha!

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

Get down.

Ha ha ha!

[Muttering]

Ah!

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

Uh!

[Muttering]

Aah! Hey!

[Screeching]

Ah.

Ha ha ha!

Ah. Ah.

Hey!

Aah!

[Screeching]

[Chattering]

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

No, no, no, no.

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

Hey.

[Muttering]

[Chattering]

Hey!

Ah!

[Muttering]

Hey!

[Muttering]

Go on now. Try it.

[Chattering]

[Muttering]

[Grunts]

Aah!

[Screeching]

[Alarms sounds]

Aah!

Oh!

Aah!

Aah!

[Sighs]

[Muttering]

Ah!

[Muttering]

Ha ha ha.

Welcome back, kablamskins.

June, can you give me a hand here?

Boy, dawn is gonna die laughing

When this large heavy object falls on my head.

Uh...henry, maybe it's time

To take your relationship

With dawn to the next level.

You're right.

You know where I can get a tank full of sharks?

No. I mean, maybe you should try talking to her.

You know, show her the real henry-- the inner henry.

Yeah! You're right!

I don't need this!

Hi, dawn. Can I talk to you?

Heh heh.

Of course, my little funny man.

Voice over: think, man, think.

Say something...anything!

Voice over: aw, crud.

Uh!

Ooh!

Moo!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, henry! You always crack me up!

I think the feeling is mutual.

And speaking of cracking up, here's loopy.

Hi. Larry here.

You know, it's funny how everybody has their little bedtime quirks.

There's mom and her hot water bottle,

Dad and his special night hat,

Me? I need to get my fill

Of cheesy cop shows before I hit the sack,

And as for loopy...

Can you pour me my glass of milk, mom?

Of course, dear!

[Sniff sniff]

Yuck!

[Bang]

Uh...loopy?

I'm sorry, honey,

But the milk's gone...

Bad.

Bad? It can't be bad.

Maybe it's just misunderstood.

Let me see it.

I'm sorry, loopy.

I...i had to throw it out.

Larry: well, loopy wasn't about to give up on her milk that easily,

So that night, after everyone else had gone to bed...

I just don't get it.

How can something so good turn bad that fast?

Huh?

It's not here.

Hmm.

I better go find that delinquent dairy product

Before it really gets itself into trouble.

[Sirens]

[Dogs barking]

Looks bad, smells bad.

Perfect place to start.

Yeah?

What do you want? Come on! Hurry up!

I haven't got all day!

Uh...have you seen any bad milk around here recently?

Who's she? Why is she asking questions?

She must be a health inspector.

Get her!

Hey!

She went that way!come back here!

[Screaming]

Psst!

Hey! Over here!

Hey! What the--

Shh! Pipe down and listen, sister.

[Siren]

Listen to you? Why should i?

You look like a bad egg.

[Dog barking]

That's right, sister. Bad to the yolk,

But I know where your friend is.

He's a good kid, but he's fallen in with the wrong company.

He's hanging out with...

The dairy boys.

[Whistle]

Uh, uh, uh.

Wait. What's going on? Who are the--

S-s-sorry, toots.

That's all I can tell you.

Got to scramble.

♪ We're the boys from the dairy ♪

♪ We're mean and we're scary ♪

♪ We're boys from the dairy ♪

♪ We're made of bad stuff ♪

♪ Don't drink us, don't pour us ♪

♪ Don't dare try to boil us ♪

♪ 'Cause we're from the dairy ♪

♪ And we'll mess you up ♪

Uh, excuse me, fellas.

Aww. What have we here?

A regular little shirley temple

All alone in the big, bad city.

That's not very smart, shirley.

Maybe somebody ought to teach you a lesson.

Yeah. Splash her shoes.

Uh, stink her up.

Hey, wait. I know you.

What are you talking about, kid?

You're my milk.

You used to live in my mom's fridge. Tell them.

Y-y-yeah, well, see, guys, t-that was before--

Before i, uh...

Come on, buddy. Let's go home.

You don't belong here.

No, loopy. You don't get it, do you?

I can't go back now. I'm bad.

Real bad.

I mean, smell me.

[Sniff sniff]

Peuw! Pretty funky, fella.

Yeah, yeah. We stink.

Rub it in, why don't you?

Listen, loopy, I know you're just trying to help,

But it's no use.

We're past our sell-by date.

Life's just gone sour.

Sour?

Come with me, boys. I've got an idea.

There it is, guys.

A fresh start.

You might be bad milk,

But you're gonna make great cheese.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Brie for me!

Cheddar's my choice!

Make me a jack, mac.

Thanks, loopy.

So now bedtimes are back to normal in our house,

'Cause loopy's found a new late-night snack.

A glass of milk, loopy?

No thanks, mom. Cheese, please.

Well, it's been quite a show.

And we have just enough time to say good-bye to dawn,

Who's heading back to boarding school.

Oh, henry, my little funny man.

It's hard to say good-bye, isn't it?

Yes, especially when your jaw is wired together.

You know, henry, I'd really like it

If you gave me something special

To remember you by.

Really? Ok!

Mmmm...

Mmmm...

Boof!

Ha ha ha ha!

That's perfect!

That's just how I'll remember you.

Come on, dawn.

You've had enough merriment for one day.

I'm sorry she had to leave, henbud.

I'm not.

She was k*lling me,

Though I have to admit,

I am going to miss the sound of her laugh.

Aaaahhh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Actually...

I may be getting over it.

Join us again next time--

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