04x01 - Sasquatch-ercise

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hold on tight take a deep breath

for a cartoon gramma gonza

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we're cartoons and comics collide now to

take you inside and turn the pages near

your host Henry and June

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they say cl*max thanks for availing up

to another by jiggling episode of KaBlam

oh you go volt Henry that opening dance

sucked the kiss breeze right out of me

you're telling me June I'm kaput just a

memo something about the producers

making us take a physical fitness test

take a what if you fail to pass the

KaBlam physical fitness test you will be

retired as hosts of the show there's no

way we can pass look at us we're extra

wide loads wait I know someone who can

help us deal with our bloated bottoms

into shape all right let's go for it

how about you turn the page I got the

last one please you're closer what are

you talking about come on I'm tired I

open the memo

Dateline Action League Testing Center to

renew their action-hero licenses our

heroes face an excruciatingly exhausting

exam the first grade equivalency test

times up hand in your answer sheets

Romans later Thunder girl

cheap pass stinky diaper pass milkman

pass justice pass I guess that's it no

wait the flesh fell great for me but I

have no choice but to ask you for your

bet why did you lose yours now you

bonehead don't you get it you're out of

the Action League we find our heroes at

action headquarters trying to solve the

mystery behind fleshes failure I did not

I knew he couldn't be that stupid I made

a little kitten oh I'm sorry flesh I

don't like it any more than you do but

rules are rules you'll have to leave now

oh wait chief we need the flesh none of

us has super strength oh yeah watch and

be amazed are you amazed yet bill there

must be some way the flesh can stay in

the league there's nothing I can do

unless of course he retakes the test and

passes it there's nothing you can do

wait we can help him study and so the

Action League tutors a disrobe ding bed

2 3 4 birdies

now how many birdies are left if you

take away one let's see eleventy 5 close

enough I think our work here is done

now you draw a triangle flesh funsies

now let's see should I put the ruler

here

oh just anywhere is fine

stinky now write your name after a week

of intensive care study the league

finally gives the flesh what he needs to

pass his exam looks like the test is all

over you cheat notes flesh lasted bill

it's the big dopes only chance of

passing sorry League regulations no

cheat notes didn't don't worry you guys

learn me real good begin will the flesh

best the test and make the grade first

grade or was all his schooling for squat

find out in the action tutored

conclusion of accent least boy that

flesh is cut like a deli tray he passed

the KaBlam physical fitness test no

problemo so where's that friend of yours

who's gonna get us into shape anyway

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you're a robot sizing angel has arrived

baby Richard

thanks for coming so quickly Henry I

didn't know you knew Richard Simmons

yeah we met at the surface of the stars

yeah I've arrived just in the nick of

time you sure did

June and I are gonna get canned if we

don't pass the stump Fitness Test

don't fret cutie I've assisted millions

of people shed over 10,000 combined tons

I've even helped a big fat whale Richard

named Shamu well don't just sit there

get off those Toshi's it's time to sweat

off those pounds come on exercise is

your friend

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yeah exercises fun that the spirit

sisters say no to flam come on kids get

up off your butt turn off your TV and

exercise but you know what you're about

to see is top secret

it is a videotape recorded nine hundred

thousand years ago by an alien using a

remote-controlled camera it shows his

attempts to educate a caveman

name

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a KaBlam would keep your minor in the

recliner still to come life with loopy

Emmett 3d and when we return more Action

League now right here on the flesh of

lung co-lead flung about will the naked

one pass there's doubt eggs are done a

lot of doubt but as they await the

results the loyal league never loses

hope I get dibs on his desk

I get his parking place I get a

ThighMaster unbelievable

in all my years of science what is it

bill he got every answer right

so blush I guess we did teach you

something

you sure did the kitten eye drawled was

bad so this time I made a little doggie

ruff ruff

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oh I wish we didn't have to take that

KaBlam physical fitness test Oh taking

muscles Henry passed the mentholated

b*mb time for some aerobics Richard we

already did aerobics not with Hank go

away we're too sore to work out right

now besides before we exercise we need a

nutrition break good idea

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do you know what you're doing to your

body all that junk food is worse than

this bucket of greasy disgusting bacon

fat smart diet is a balanced diet that

seemed plenty of whole-grain hi Larry

here

everybody knows the world's running low

on oil and coal and stuff like that

right well last week our science class

project was to invent an alternative way

of making energy now normally science

isn't my strong suit but I gotta tell

you this project that got me totally

inspired solving the world's energy

crisis listen here's a vital part of my

alternative power generator well you

won't power a peanut unless Edison moves

his furry paws a little faster hmm maybe

he needs a nutritious breakfast to pop

him up here you go Edison try some iron

fortified vitamin enriched sugar frosted

pretty flakes there you are just the

people I wanted to see here grab these

you can give me a hand fertilizing the

rutabagas well by the time we were done

revitalizing Dad's vegetable patch

there's getting pretty late

solving the energy crisis could wait

until the next day my rutabagas are

ruined and my generators totally trashed

hey boy where's Edison I don't know bro

but here's a pretty big clue that power

breakfast must have been more potent

than I thought take a look at this I

think it was the dessert that made the

difference we interrupt this program to

bring you a special news bulletin a

giant hamster has wreaked havoc in the

downtown area this morning and is said

to be heading for the County fairground

the public is advised to remain in their

homes

and where do you kids think you're going

let us through I've gotta find my

hamster no need to worry little lady

situations under control love those big

hairy hamster cheeks the Army's gonna be

here any second

target within range lieutenant order all

squadron leaders to stand by for initial

strike I love the smell of popcorn in

the morning there you go that's it

oh no they're here get out of there

Addison this is no time to play wait

light bulb

if I can just reverse this generator 100

liters on my orders ready

take aim wait stop look

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see general not a menace biggest furius

source of electricity this side of the

Hoover Dam whoa Hornswoggle

just wait till the boys in the Energy

Department hear about this so now thanks

Addison our entire towns being powered

by a totally alternative new energy

source hamster power as long as loopy

remembers to feed him as popcorn hi

we're back and ready to whoop that

fitness test you two should be ashamed

of yourself

I took time off my busy schedule to help

you out and you what kind of example are

you setting for the children you mean

anyone else at the circus of the stars

well may as well watch the world

premiere then McCready can come back for

the grand finale for me on Henry

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I'll pop up eating some puffed rice its

preferred to thank Alicia's yo-yo cereal

songs that's so immature and then grant

selected

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my project I got a full-scale knows what

vibrating celeea and commute plan

hi its project that's due today F sorry

no way peel I just you know anybody that

died no actually Tuffy bang he is a

puffy little thing will send them to the

lab and mr. Weiss maker here straight

home

wait a second I'm trying to tell ya

that's a puppy back home

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cover your heads children oh boy coming

through

Tuesday I don't know listen make you

feel better sweetie my special liver and

broccoli nachos I'm not that Marie

they just thought I might have life

like the bank on my head what did I do

I'm sure that you did this is starting

to weird me out for a quick spot in

naimans

terms it's fun to shave on its head

there goes an American Hero

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I saw you on TV mr. Lombardi please

listen I don't have lies won't somebody

believe me hey that's the guy

life guy in it can we talk to you before

your ball with you Emmett this between

us

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hey this isn't lice it sure doesn't

taste like lice it tastes more like the

puffy thanks that's wise Oh puffy dings

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has the whole planet gotten completely

immature from RF baby random flying

breakfast debris allow me to demonstrate

peel pasta bacon successfully thwarted

thank you

music pill and it that was a wonderful

science project

welcome LEM stirs we'll be taking our

physical fitness tests any minute now

in other words get a good look at us cuz

it's all over but the flunkin Henry I

know I might not always show it but I'm

gonna miss working with you I wonder

when that test is gonna happen yeah

where's the guy with the stopwatch in

the whistle and the stationary bike

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Henry check it out KaBlam physical

fitness certificates for successfully

demonstrating the ability to withstand

cartoon punishment that's our fitness

test it's so easy I know all that hiding

a beautiful body inside we'll be back

from work or do punishment next time

join us again next time same KaBlam time

same KaBlam network

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