01x21 - Exam Jam

[bunniefuu]

This is Macy Misa and you're watching

Macy Misa's video podcast
from the Jonas loft.

I'm Macy Misa.

I am so excited to bring you
behind the scenes,

as Jonas prepares
to launch their world tour,

The Bigger-and-better-
than-the-last-tour tour.

You'll get to watch the tough decisions
that the band has to make.

I think I'm going with
the all-cotton socks.

We'll get up close
and personal with Nick.

Ow!

We'll get a sneak peek at the band's
latest new super cool look...

Are you serious?

And Kevin just being... Kevin.

I love you.

Of course, you'll get to see lots of this.

[rock music playing]

♪ Empty words ♪

♪ Empty promises ♪

♪ Show me that I'm not cut out ♪

♪ For the role ♪

♪ Of the entertainer ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm really not that loud ♪

♪ Too much to do ♪

♪ And too little time ♪

♪ Fix it now before it isn't right ♪

♪ Pick up the clock
And mend the broken hand ♪

♪ All we got to do is just believe ♪

♪ That time is one our side ♪

♪ That time is on our side ♪

I'm Macy Misa
and if you'd like to see more

then tell your parents
you're doing homework,

lock the door and crank up the volume.

Did I mention I'm Macy Misa?
Because I am.

-[theme music playing]
-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I was sitting at home ♪

♪ Watching TV all alone ♪

♪ So tired of routines ♪

♪ The day goes on and on ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ Call everyone I know ♪

♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪

♪ Hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Tell the DJ to play our song ♪

♪ Are you ready to rock and roll? ♪

♪ Gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Live to ♪

♪ Party! ♪

Jonas has given me complete access
to their creative process

because I'll be like a fly on the wall.

I'll observe and report,
but I'll never interfere. Never.

Guys, I think I've got the lineup.

We open the show with
"Time Is On Our Side."

[Macy]
What, are you cracked?

You have to open up with "Work It Out."

Oh, "Time Is On Our Side."

Love it.
Open with it.

Stop looking at me.

Nick, she has a good point.

[Macy] So, Kevin, what's the hardest part
about going on tour?

Deciding who to take with me:
Olivia, Juliette, Lulu.

[Macy]
Whoa, that's an awful lot of girlfriends.

Not girlfriends.
I'm talking about my guitars.

I have over 50 and I can only bring three.

I have a very special relationship
with each one.

How am I supposed to
look Chloe in the sound hole

and tell her, "You're not coming"?

[Macy] Joe, any surprises you can
share about the tour?

I'm working on doing a flip
of a gigantic amp and landing in a split.

-Yeah.
-Good luck with that.

I'll show him.

[Macy] Stella Malone,
stylist extraordinaire

with the pretty hair,
how do you feel about

not going on tour
with the band this time?

Can we stop talking about the tour?
They're going, we know that.

It's not a big deal.

[sobbing]
I'm gonna miss them so much.

I mean, I can't believe
I'm not going with them.

Thanks for noticing my hair.

Then come with us.
We need you, Stella.

I wish I could.
But my internship with Jacques Le Fejette.

that's like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

I'm gonna learn so much.
I'm really excited.

[Macy]
That handsome old man is Dad of Jonas.

Hey, Stella.

Oh, that's what I love to see.
My boys are cracking the books.

All right. Now, don't forget,
if you don't pass these exams tomorrow,

then you will have to stay here
and repeat the class.

We know.
And that means no tour.

-No tour.
-Which means no amazing split.

Which saves us a trip
to the emergency room

in some foreign country.

[rock music playing]

♪ I'm making up one more lame excuse ♪

♪ Why I can't come out tonight ♪

♪ I'm not trying to cut you loose ♪

♪ I just need some time ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'm feeling love sick
But I don't mind ♪

♪ You're the one I think about
It's every day, it's every night ♪

♪ Oh, call a doctor ♪

♪ I'm love sick ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I'm love sick ♪

"Love Sick" is the perfect opener.

Sure, the girls go crazy.
They cry, they scream.

-They try and rip off our clothes.
-Especially you, Joe.

You know, I don't think
you guys should do that song.

I mean, the last thing rock stars need

is a mob of excited screaming girls
just rushing the stage.

You know, that's dangerous.
Especially you, Joe.

Fine, whatever.
Do the song.

♪ Going back and forth so long ♪

♪ And you're getting over ♪

♪ Waiting on me to be strong ♪

♪ And you start to wonder ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'm feeling love sick
But I don't mind ♪

♪ You're the one I think about
It's every day, it's every night ♪

♪ Oh, call a doctor ♪

♪ I'm love sick ♪

♪ Yeow ♪

[Macy] Joe, anything you're going to miss
back home while you're on tour?

You know, there's...
there's always things you miss.

[ballad playing]

♪ You ♪

♪ You're like driving on a Sunday ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You're like taking off on Monday ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You're like a dream ♪

♪ A dream come true ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ Was just a face you never noticed ♪

♪ Now ♪

♪ I'm just trying to be
Honest with myself ♪

♪ With you ♪

♪ With the world ♪

♪ You might think ♪

♪ That I'm a fool ♪

♪ For falling over you ♪

♪ So tell me what can I do ♪

♪ To prove to you ♪

♪ That it's not so hard to do? ♪

♪ To give love a try ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ 'Cause you know that I'm on your side ♪

♪ To give love a try ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

I think we should cut
"Give Love A Try" from the set.

-No!
-No!

OK.

How's it going?

The guys are trying on
the new look I designed for the tour.

-Are you serious?
-[Stella] What?

I think it looks really good.

I mean, haven't...
haven't you seen opera singers?

They have to keep their vocal cords warm,
so they wear scarves in the summer.

Which reminds me, "Get Joe a scarf."

You can't see a square inch of my skin.

Girls can look at your hands.
I mean, they're covered in skin.

"Get Joe gloves."

It's about the tour.

[sighs] Dad, did they spell my name wrong
on the tour jackets again?

You do look more like
a Karen than a Kevin.

All right, look,
I just got a call from the school.

And it seems one of you boys
failed your exam.

I'm sorry, guys.

Dios mío.

All right, you guys passed.

Nick, you failed your geometry exam.

You can't move to the next grade
till you pass geometry.

So, you're just gonna have
to take the class again.

Look, I'm sure you're gonna
pass it next time, all right?

What about the tour?

Well, that's...

I'm afraid we're gonna
have to cancel the tour.

I can't believe I failed the test.

[both]
I can't believe I passed.

No.

Macy Misa here.
I know what you're thinking, Jonas heads.

Things are looking
pretty grim for the guys,

which is what makes
my video podcast so good.

We have to cancel the world tour
and it's all my fault.

Yeah, it is.

-Is that all you've got?
-Yeah, it is.

Nick, it's OK.
Who needs a world tour anyways?

You know, London's nice,
but it's not sunny.

The desert's hot but there's no rain.

Kevin, those are my lyrics.

You trying to comfort me
or set up your own music video?

I'm trying to comfort you
by setting up my own music video.

Hope you enjoy it.

[ballad playing]

♪ London's nice, but it's not sunny ♪

♪ The desert's hot
'Cause there's no rain ♪

♪ You can laugh, but it's not funny ♪

♪ I found a place
Where my heart will stay ♪

♪ Tokyo's fast, but I'm not winded ♪

♪ New York's cash, but that's OK ♪

♪ It all leaves a priceless memory ♪

♪ Just go walk the streets of Spain ♪

♪ But I found ♪

♪ That I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

♪ I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

♪ I left my love ♪

♪ Inside of her arms ♪

♪ Yeah, I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

Dad said he was gonna call the school.

I'll get an update.

OK, tour wardrobe is all put away.
Everything is back to normal.

-Snow angels?
-Carpet angels.

I'm hungry.
I say pizza, who's in?

[Kevin] I'll call Maria.

Hey, Stell, um...

You don't really seem that bummed
that the tour just got canceled.

Oh, well,
I mean, I can't say I'm not, not bummed

that I'll get to see you
every day over the summer.

Yeah.

What about you, Joe?

I can say that I'm not unhappy
that you're not, not bummed.

Well, that makes me kind of happy.

I mean, you can understand that, right?

I mean, that depends.
What are we talking about?

Um, pizza.

You're right, yeah.
Let's go get that.

♪ That I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

♪ I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

♪ I left my love ♪

♪ Inside of her arms ♪

♪ Yeah, I left my heart ♪

♪ In Scandinavia ♪

Guys, guys, Dad just got off
the phone with the school.

Nick gets to take a makeup test,
which means if he gets a certain score

which is... what is it again?

-A hundred.
-A hundred, he passes geometry.

That means the tour's back on.

-Five-second dance party.
-[dance music plays]

No celebration.
Kevin!

What? I had two seconds left.

There's no way I can get 100.

Sure it is.
It's easy.

Just get them all right.

I took on way too many things:
the test, the tour preparations.

Thought I could handle it, but...

now I have no time to learn
what I need to know.

I could tutor you.

Kevin, you got a "D" in geometry.

Yes, and he got an "F."

So, if we combine
our two scores we get a...

"E."
We get an "E."

And I'm the one who failed the test.

[Kevin]
What are you doing?

I just came up with an awesome way
for Nick to ace that geometry test.

Check it out.

Do you really think this will work?
This is like the oldest trick in the book.

Mmm, let's take a look, shall we?

No, see, the oldest trick
in the book is...

-What's that on your shirt?
-Oh! Right, you got me.

So, what I came up with for Nick
is the second-oldest trick in the book.

It's right after...
What's that on your shirt?

What? Oh!
You got me again.

Oh, but Joe, your shoe's untied.
Watch out.

Kevin, do you really think I'm gonna fall
for the third-oldest trick in the book?

-[thuds]
-Told ya.

-[snoring]
-Wow.

For someone who ruined our world tour
you think he'd have more trouble sleeping.

I think I know what'll wake him up.

Don't touch my keyboard.

All right, good.
You're awake.

Me and Kevin figured out a way for you
to learn this geometry stuff a lot easier.

-All right, here we go.
-[strumming]

♪ You're acute triangle ♪

♪ You really got the juice ♪

♪ Isosceles is built to please ♪

♪ And obtuse is just obtuse ♪

♪ The fact that all your angles
Are smaller than 90° ♪

♪ Makes you quite a beaut ♪

♪ You're the best triangle ♪

♪ Because you are acute ♪

Yeah.

Guy, I really appreciate
what you're trying to do,

but that's just one law of geometry.
There are dozens of those for me to know.

Well, let's get a'singing.

This is gonna be better
than a Christmas album.

[rock music playing]

♪ It all makes sense ♪

♪ Everybody listen to the words she says ♪

♪ Heading towards a consequence ♪

♪ For every bit of ignorance
Incompetence ♪

♪ It's time for us to work it out ♪

♪ We got to work ♪

♪ Work it out before the day is done ♪

♪ We got to be a bit stronger ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll need it
When tomorrow comes ♪

-♪ We got to work ♪
- ♪ Work ♪

♪ Work it out ♪

♪ She made her point ♪

♪ Building up the courage
Just to raise her voice ♪

♪ Heading towards a consequence ♪

♪ For every bit of ignorance
Incompetence ♪

♪ It's time for us to work it out ♪

♪ We got to work ♪

♪ Work it out before the day is done ♪

♪ We got to be a bit stronger ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll need it
When tomorrow comes ♪

-♪ We got to work ♪
-♪ Work ♪

♪ Work it out ♪

[Macy] It's the next day
and Nick has taken his retest.

Let's check in as they
anxiously await the result.

[growls]

[Macy] On second thought, I think it's
best to give them their space.

Nick, it's your geometry teacher.

Yeah? No.

Yeah.
No.

Yeah.

No.
OK, bye.

Yeah or no?

-I got a 99%.
-Yes!

No, he needs a perfect score.

But my teacher said
I could make up the last point

if I calculate the volume
of nacho cheese spread

consumed by each screaming fan
per cubic foot of arena space.

-What does that even mean?
-That means the tour is back on.

-You did it.
-Yes!

Whoo-hoo!

I'm so relieved.

This means I won't have to
spend the summer

picking through garage sales
with your mother.

I mean, how many old fire helmets
can one woman have, huh?

I get it, we live in a firehouse.

Whoo, what drama.

The Bigger-and-better-than-the-last-tour
Tour was on again, off again,

and now it's back on,
thanks to Nick acing his test. Yay, Nick!

-[rock music playing]
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Dream of a day ♪

♪ When the songs that you play ♪

♪ Are blasting through the speakers
In your car ♪

♪ Then it comes in a flash ♪

♪ And you hear the crowd ♪

♪ Screaming out your name for the encore ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Living life, life in the fast lane ♪

♪ Not that bad, no, we can't complain ♪

♪ Who's to say
That we won't keep it real? ♪

♪ Hold on tight, don't you dare let go ♪

♪ Now's the time
Let the whole world know ♪

♪ You can shine bright
But still keep it real... ♪

This has been an incredible journey
and a very difficult decision.

But as you know, I can only take
three of you on tour with me.

So, Olivia...

Lulu...
[chuckles]

And Grace...

you will be coming on tour with me.

And to the others, I want you
to stay in tune until I come home.

[sighs]
I will miss you.

[Stella] Come on, Joe.
I want to see what you look like.

Wow.

You look... you look great.

I'm gonna miss you, Stell.

Aw, don't start.
I'm gonna cry.

And I can't be responsible
for how cute I might look.

You sure you're OK with this?

Yeah, I mean, I just have to
get used to the fact

that you're a rock star with girl fans.

Just don't forget about the girl
back home who sews your pants.

Of course I won't.

What's her name again?

[rock music plays]

♪ Living life, life in the fast lane ♪

♪ Not that bad, no, we can't complain ♪

♪ Who's to say
That we won't keep it real? ♪

♪ Did you ever think your dreams ♪

♪ Would become a reality?
Whoa ♪

♪ And all you did was just believe ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Living life, life in the fast lane ♪

♪ Not that bad, no, we can't complain ♪

♪ Who's to say
That we won't keep it real? ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah ♪

♪ Hold on tight, don't you dare let go ♪

♪ Now's the time,
Let the whole world know ♪

♪ You can shine bright
But still keep it real ♪

You remember Joe's flip and split?

Well, he finally went for it and I got it.

But there's a little glitch.
You'll see it.

OK, for the first time ever
tried by a lead singer...

Rock and roll!

-[Macy] Look out!
-[Joe grunts]

[Joe]
Are you OK, Macy?

[Macy]
I'm fine. I'm fine.

Just something coming out of my nose,
and I think it's my tooth.