[tropical music from radio]
Ooh, whoa.
[turns volume up]
Mr. Koty.
My associate,
Mr. Koty.
The West Nile virus
outbreak has the governor
very concerned.
[foreign accent]
I've developed an all-natural
plant-based acid
that I test
in my home country,
and I believe
it will do the job.
With all due respect,
Mr. Koty,
governor's office
wants this repellent
tested immediately.
We don't have time
for plant nonsense.
We need to spray
these designated areas
as quickly as possible.
There's a lot
of farmers
in this country.
Is there any research
on the side effects?
This is
the research.
Look, Mr. Koty,
we're willing to pay you
time and a half.
It's quite simple.
Mix the powder
with the water.
That will activate
the repellent.
Are we done here?
Shitty job.
Should have listened
to my mother and take
that teaching job.
[speaking foreign language]
sh*t.
[woman]
I've got the dress.
I've got the boots
that will help me
with the couch.
And then
for the wedding night
I have something black
and sheer with black
high heels. What do you think?
[woman #2]
Well, what's under it?
Never thought.
Don't worry about that.
It's all right.
This is okay
for tonight?
This dress
is really good.
Do you like it really?
Mm-hm.
Are you sure?
Mm-hm.
Do you think Grant
will like it?
I think
he'll love it.
[sighs]
I feel so good
in this dress.
Your boobs
are good in everything.
Yeah, they're going
to hit the ground
when they get old.
Probably.
Hey, b*tch.
[woman reporter]
The following counties
should be on alert
for heavy
mosquito activity
for the next two days.
Collins,
Martin, Jonesboro.
People living
in these counties
are advised
to stay indoors.
Oh.
Every year.
It figures tonight.
Listen,
Grant loves you
for all that you are.
Boobs to the ground
or not.
You're lucky.
I always get
the shitty guys.
Not always.
Most of the time.
Most of the time.
Oh, turn that up.
That's Jeff's special
in k*ll in Moonshine.
Yes.
[loud music]
Are you ready?
[laughing]
Turn that sh*t off.
It's loud.
It isn't loud.
I don't give a f*ck.
Turn it off.
Where's mom?
Ah.
Your mama?
Well, I guess
she's giving
some guy a handjob
down at the back
of the bar.
[laughing]
No, you don't know
nothing about that,
do you, Micca?
Get out
of my room, Bo.
Get out.
This is
my f*cking house.
You two b*tches
get out.
Fine.
Yeah.
d*ck.
Don't forget
your dress.
I won't.
You got
your boots?
Yeah.
Well, move
and we can leave.
Ah, you got to be tender
and not to ask if it's over
a 15-gallon right now.
[rock 'n roll music]
Need a hand, buddy?
Oh, f*ck, man.
How did he show?
Hey, f*ck you, man.
Give me a hand
with this really quick.
Where?
Right here.
Right here?
Yeah.
So, when's LFA
getting you
to set up?
Sound check is
in like half hour.
I got to go
take a leak.
Tom.
Nature's toilet bro.
All right,
I'll be back.
What the hell
is Bo's trouble?
Well, since the accident,
he drinks all the f*cking
time.
Oh, and he's a f*cking
pervert, too.
Why doesn't your mom
just leave him?
She'll never leave.
I think she likes
the abuse.
I'm so f*cking sick
of living this way.
f*ck you!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Dammit.
f*ck me.
sh*t.
Can you check it?
Yeah, I got it.
[cell phone ringing]
Thank God
that you called, baby.
Some f*cking crotch rocket
just cut me off and
the car stalled.
Yeah, yeah,
she's on it.
Mm-hm.
Yeah.
He says
to check the coil.
No sh*t.
Yeah, she's got it.
Mm-hm.
Yeah, I love you, too.
f*cking mosquitoes.
Where is everyone?
It's like 4:00 and
there's usually traffic.
Yeah, he says
if it doesn't work--
Try to start it.
Okay.
All right,
I got to go.
I got to go.
Okay, I love you.
[engine starts]
[screams]
Get in.
We need to carry
beer to Jesus.
Hey, ma, I got to eat
and head out to the party.
I know.
So, what time
is this thing?
Like right now.
Okay, so I have
leftover Chinese
or leftover Greek.
Chinese.
So, you, um, planning
on knocking up
the girlfriend
after you make her
an honest woman?
Look, we've talked
about this before.
I don't want to have
this conversation again.
You know what?
She's lucky to have you.
You're smart, you got
a good job.
Look, I know
you don't really
approve of her.
Look, you know
that I think she's
no good for you.
That she
is pure trash.
I know you don't like her,
and you have made that
very clear.
I'm sorry.
I love her.
That's what matters.
Yeah?
Her mother gives handjobs
at the back of the bar
for money.
You think the apple
doesn't fall too far
from the tree?
She is not like that.
Becky has had a tough life
living with Patty.
I mean, if anything,
she's been more of like
a mother in that house.
Yeah, well, you know,
she may not be
like Patty now,
but you just give her
a few years.
The addiction issues
are genetic.
Ha, and she'll probably get
as big as a house.
Is that what you want?
You're such a b*tch.
What?
I love you.
Get out.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
[country music]
[clears throat]
Dude, dude.
Dude, what?
It's some f*cked up sh*t
going on this woods.
Wait, wait,
let me guess.
Tall man,
had a mask,
chainsaw.
[laughs]
No, some--
This raccoon
with its f*cking guts
ripped out.
Quick f*cking around.
We got sh*t to do.
Look, I want to finish this.
Go over there and help
the chicks set the tables.
Come on, bro, go.
Get out of here.
Okay.
There's nothing
over there.
[man]
Two more of those
and I'll be the man.
[laughter]
Hello, Loretta.
Hello, Shifty.
Look at those
weekend boys.
Ah, all right.
It takes all kinds.
I don't like them,
f*cking posers.
Well, that money
is as green
as yours.
True that.
Hey, can I get
a water, please?
Tap water smells
like hate, boys.
Just give us
a beer.
Hey, Shifty,
do you think
I could go home early
so I could go
to my kid's wedding?
Well, work the hour.
We'll see if Sheila
comes in.
Goddammit, you know
I hate it when you
leave early.
That b*tch,
she never shows up.
She won't show.
[murmurs]
[no audible dialog]
[bike engine revving]
Hey, that's Pete's
new ride.
Pete.
Hermano.
How are you
doing, buddy?
Hey, Shifty,
how are you doing?
Patty, come over here.
I want to talk to you.
Give me a minute.
I've got customers.
They can wait.
I want to talk
to you now.
Patty, come
over here now.
It will only
take a minute.
Can I get you
something, Layla?
You know how I feel
about the kids, right?
You made that quite clear
when Grant proposed
to Becky.
Ah.
What the--
[coughing]
Well, I love my kid,
and I don't want to see him
make any mistakes.
[Shifty coughing]
Give me a bar towel.
Make it two
of them.
g*dd*mn spray plane.
f*cking mosquitoes.
Listen, I don't have time
for bullshit today.
Take these
and give them
to your kid.
I don't want
any mistakes.
Who the f*ck
do you think
you are?
What the--
Someone who knows
what goes on
around here?
I know
what you do.
I've heard people talking
about how you make, um,
extra money.
Yo know no sh*t, lady.
Get out of my bar.
You heard her, b*tch.
Get the f*ck out.
Oh, don't worry.
I was just leaving.
Hey, pickup the pills
and put them to good use.
Get back to work.
f*ck you, Shifty.
Hey, BJ.
Hey, Grant.
How are things?
Good.
How are you doing?
Great.
Where's Becky?
She's with Micca,
you know.
Picking up
something sexy
for Vegas.
Oh. Well,
I'll fetch them.
You want a beer?
Yeah.
Okay.
(BJ)
So, you're all set?
Anything I can do?
No. I am ready
to go tonight.
Okay.
I want pictures.
I want pictures
of Elvis singing.
There will be pictures
of Elvis, trust me.
Hey, groom.
Where is the bride?
She's on the way.
Okay.
If there's anything
else before--
What the f*ck?
Mosquito.
I just heard
a music fest was shut down
thanks to West Nile virus.
So, awesome.
I didn't hear
about that.
Hey, what's up?
Come over here
and see it for yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen,
redneck at its finest.
Hey.
Hey.
Hello, bride.
Sorry.
Hey, baby.
Thanks for doing
this for us.
You're very,
very welcome.
[cell phone ringing]
So, Micca, I must say
you're looking very
lovely these days.
I've been
on a no-boy diet.
I feel great.
Ooh.
So, J,
let's say that's
a very lovely dress
you're wearing.
Oh, my, you do
that top justice.
Don't even
go there, honey.
I just did.
You need to get
to your girlfriend.
What's wrong, baby?
Shifty won't let her
off work.
Let me talk
to Shifty.
Thank you.
(BJ)
Why don't you and Micca
come with me, okay?
Beer?
Thanks.
Yeah.
Shifty, it's Grant.
Hey, why don't let
Patty off early?
That way
she can see us off
before we go to Vegas.
Cheers.
[g*nsh*t]
Hey, man, it's just
some farmers trying
to scare off some birds.
No.
Come on, man.
[g*nsh*t]
Come on, dude.
Hey, Woody, what--
Jesus, Woody.
I love you,
but you're freaking me out
with that f*cking spider.
Come on.
He never
hurt nobody.
What's up?
Jay wants me
to send her love.
She ain't feeling
real good after the surgery
and all the stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I wish
she could be here
at the wedding and stuff.
But, uh, you guys
have been like
parents to me.
I understand,
you know.
Yeah.
You just make sure
you give her a call
when you all
come back from Vegas.
Of curse. I'm going
to send her pictures.
Okay, um, I'm going
to go change in the barn.
Don't bring that spider
to the wedding.
I'll see you later.
Love you, darling.
[knock on door]
Go away.
(Patty)
Can I leave?
Is Sheila here?
No.
f*ck.
Close the bar.
Get everybody out.
I don't feel good.
You ate
that bran sh*t again?
Go away.
All right.
Shifty says we're closing,
so drink on up
and get out.
I got to get
to my kid's wedding.
I'm not leaving.
Call Sheila,
tell her to get down here
and get this party started.
Come on, drink up.
Get on that, guys.
Come on.
Hey.
Hey.
[whispering]
Oh, God.
[groaning]
[coughing]
[groaning]
Patty.
Patty.
Patty?
Help me.
[groaning]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[crash]
[man]
What is that?
Oh, man.
Check this.
[newscasters' mixed voices]
Hey, dude.
You all right?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You okay?
[shouting]
Hey.
Tommy.
Come on, man.
We got something
for you, buddy.
Come on over.
You go plenty of time
for that in Vegas.
Come on.
I'll be back.
Grant.
Hey, Grant,
come on now.
f*ck you, Tommy.
I love you, Becky.
You're really lucky.
Feeling all right, dude?
Ah, yeah, fine.
Check this out.
It's, uh,
it's for you
and Becky.
Wow.
Hey, what's the matter?
Is there something wrong?
Dud, this is
f*cking great.
What, you made this?
Hey.
You feeling okay, man?
Yeah, I just--
I don't know.
It's an indigestion.
Something I ate.
I-I got to go.
I'll see you guys later.
[Singer]
Hey, we're k*ll
a Moon Shine.
We'd like to sing this
next song out to our little
White Tr*sh queen, Becky.
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[no audible dialog]
[no audible dialog]
[no audible dialog]
[band singing
"Crazy Lil Baby"]
Mom, when you get this,
please call me back.
Bo probably
took her phone.
She'll be here.
Did Grant
talk to Shifty?
I don't know.
The guys were busy.
Oh, sh*t.
There's Layla.
What?
What the f*ck
is she wearing?
f*ck if I know.
Oh, hi, girls.
Hi.
Where's Grant?
I don't know
where he is.
You don't know?
Really?
That's odd.
[priest]
Okay, are you ready
to do this?
Oh, do you think
we can have a few minutes?
'Cause I'm trying to get
my mom on the phone.
Okay.
Um, I'll go
entertain the troops,
but first of all,
who's this lovely young
lady we have right here?
Uh, I'm Layla,
Grant's older sister.
All right, if you'll
pardon me, I have some
business to attend to.
Uh, could you escort me
to the adult beverages?
Oh, I think
I'd be crazy not to.
[laughs]
(Layla)
What a gentleman.
She's such a wh*re.
Tommy.
Where's Grant?
He, uh, he was
with Tall Joe.
Well, where's Tall Joe?
I don't know.
Where is he?
You ran off with hm.
(Tommy)
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
Want to get hitched, huh?
f*ck you, Tommy.
Where's Grant?
I don't know.
Oh, sh*t.
[shouts]
[laughs]
Yeah.
It's not funny at all.
[g*nsh*t]
f*cking farmers.
Don't you think
it's a little late
for the farmers
to be scaring off birds?
Or maybe
they're trying
to scare us.
Did that scare you?
Scare you.
I'm not scared.
(Patty)
Yeah, it could be
about an hour.
(Bo)
What are you doing?
You'd better get back home.
Get me some
f*cking dinner.
I'll bring you
a bucket of chicken.
Okay?
All right.
Chicken is good.
[creases paper]
Hello?
I got a bad connection.
I'll call you back.
Will you what?
Call me--
[g*nsh*t]
f*ck.
[men's mixed voices]
[voices continue]
[man shouting]
Help me, help me,
help me.
[screaming]
[g*nsh*t]
Help me.
Somebody help me.
[screaming]
sh*t.
[screaming continues]
[cell phone ringing]
[g*nshots]
[screaming continues]
sh*t.
[g*nsh*t]
[starts car]
Hey, boys.
Hello.
You want a sip?
Sure.
Come get it.
[murmuring]
Thanks, babe.
Sure.
Any time.
See you.
You're getting married
to one of the most hottest
kittens in town.
Why are you going
to mess with that?
I wasn't going
to do anything.
My mom and pop,
they've been married
for 30 years.
You know what my pop
always said?
What?
When mama is happy,
the whole house is happy.
Don't forget that.
Ain't that the truth.
You got to keep
the peace at the home front.
Cheers to that.
Cheers to that.
[horn honks]
What the f*ck?
Are you f*cking
kidding me?
Here, today?
There's f*cking
animals out there.
What the f*ck
are you talking about?
Look, you're high.
Get your sh*t together,
and put this away.
This means
a lot to Becky.
Mom, what the f*ck
is going on?
Some wild animals.
They just scared
the sh*t out of me.
Where?
I just-- It's okay.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, children,
we'll make this happen.
[whispering]
It's okay.
Yeah. Yeah,
let's do this.
Come on.
Are you going
to be okay?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Tommy.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Is that blood
on-on the wind--
It-It seems
like a lot.
I don't--
Did-Did you run
over a hobo or something?
[screeching]
That's a lot of blood.
So, at what time
do I need to pick you guys
up from the airport?
Um, I think it's late,
but I'll call you.
[whispers]
Okay.
Okay.
How do I look?
Step back a little.
Okay.
What?
Don't freak out.
A spider.
[shouts]
Oh, my God.
[laughter]
It's huge.
It's kind of cute.
It's not cute.
Oh, okay,
am I ready?
Perfect.
Are you sure?
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
[grunts]
Stop looking at it.
He won't do you
any harm.
[grunts]
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered
here tonight
to celebrate the union
of our friends Grant
and Becky.
Their love transcends
all obstacles and all
boundaries.
And tonight,
we shall unite them
under the stars
with friends
and family present.
Grant, please approach.
[cheering and applause]
I want to start out
by saying thank you
to everyone here
who helped
make tonight possible.
Here's to you.
[cheering and applause]
Now, let's all drink
a toast to my beautiful
bride-to-be, Becky.
[cheering and applause]
Now, I've known Grant
for about ten years,
and I was lucky enough
to be there the very
first night
he laid his eyes
on the beautiful Becky.
[g*nshots]
What was that?
He once told me he felt
like they were made
from the same mold.
[g*nshots]
(Becky)
What's f*cking
wrong with him?
Did he snort
those rocks?
Everybody,
give him some air.
(Layla)
He's contaminated.
Don't touch him.
Just go, go,
go get some help.
Okay, okay.
Go, go.
Becky, go with the girls
to get help and get
some help. Go.
Oh, my God,
this is crazy.
The party is over, Grant.
We're going home.
[people gasp]
Go with Becky
and get help.
The truck.
Let's get him
in the truck
and we'll take him
to the hospital.
Joe, Joe.
Joe.
f*ck, Joe.
Just hold his legs.
(Grant)
Run.
[people screaming]
f*ck this.
[screaming continues]
(Grant)
Come on,
come on.
What's going on?
[growl]
sh*t.
Tommy, get him
a wrap.
Wrap his finger.
Wrap his finger.
Tommy, bring
those weapons.
What the hell
is going on?
They're trying
to k*ll us.
Who?
They look
like-like zombies.
Okay, look, I know
how crazy that sounds,
but everyone
out there saw
what I saw.
Quiet.
I just heard
something.
[screaming]
They're going to get
in here any f*cking second.
We got to get out of here.
The police substation.
Will you go there?
You really think
we're all going
to make that?
I don't think
we have a choice.
I'll go.
I'm-I'm pretty fast.
You got to take me
with you.
You got
to stay here.
No.
Give me the g*n.
[grunting]
Okay, ready?
On two.
One, two.
[g*nsh*t]
[grunting]
Oh, my God.
God, please,
help us out.
[screams]
(Patty)
Go, go, go, go.
Go, get in.
[all screaming]
[grunting]
So-Someone
take this.
Give me a g*n.
I can-I can
k*ll them twice.
Werewolves, vampires.
I can k*ll them all.
Will you shut
the f*ck up?
Ma, would you give it
a f*cking break?
[dialing]
Jesus Christ, 911-call
won't go through.
Well, where
are we going?
Police substation, babe.
Hey, you don't think
those would be in
the world, do you?
(Micca)
Oh, sh*t.
What the hell
happened in here?
[whispering]
Get the doors.
Okay.
Woody, get the door.
I-I-ca--
I can't see.
Don't sh**t.
Don't sh**t.
Who the f*ck are you?
I'm Curtis.
Who the f*ck are you?
What the hell
is going on here?
Who is this guy?
(Grant)
Hey, it's okay.
It's all right.
So, you've seen them?
Yeah, I've seen them.
Zombies, man.
These f*cking zombies.
Just tell me,
do you work here?
No.
No, man.
What's wrong?
I-I don't know.
My stomach is
just hurting.
Do you need help.
What do you want
to do?
I just got here
about an hour ago
from Collins County.
Sheriff's department,
they're shutting down
the roads in and out, man.
It's like
a lock down over there.
I think
I need to just go
to the bathroom.
Do you think
that's such
a good idea?
Yeah.
Just figure this out.
Wait, wait.
f*ck.
We were just up
in Martin a few
hours ago.
Our friends,
they've f*cking turned
into those things.
I'm sorry, man.
It sucks.
What's with the tape?
I saw this dude on TV.
Some so called expert.
He's telling everybody
to get inside.
He said that
between the bug spray
and mosquito bites,
he said that's... perhaps
was causing these people
turn into these monsters.
[groaning]
Micca went
to the bathroom.
I don't think
she should go alone.
I'm going to go
with her, okay?
(Grant)
Yeah, yeah.
Here, take this with you.
Is there any place
that's safe?
I don't know, lady.
You got weapons?
Oh, yeah.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm taking these out
as far west as I can go.
I suggest
the same thing, man.
[Micca shouting]
[groaning]
West.
You want
to come with us?
[screaming]
I don't think so.
Oh, my God.
Micca.
Oh, my God.
Come on, Becky.
(Becky)
What happened?
What happened?
(Grant)
Tommy, we've got to go.
[crying]
Oh, my God.
sh*t.
That g*nsh*t was basically
a dinner bell for these
monsters out here.
I'm getting out of here.
I suggest you guys
do the same.
(Grant)
Tommy, we should leave.
Come on.
Don't-Don't look.
Tommy, let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Grant, I don't understand
what happened.
What's going on?
I don't know.
She was
my best friend.
[whispering]
It's all right.
You can't do anything.
(Becky)
Oh, my God.
If there's nobody here,
where the hell
is everyone?
We need more g*ns.
Shifty's got some
at the bar.
She's-She's right.
We should go.
Yeah.
Okay.
This what we've got
to work with right now.
We should go.
[grunting]
Oh, my God.
[women shouting]
[shouting]
Go, go.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Get in the car.
Get in the car.
[screaming]
[all shouting]
Hey, Ginger.
Hey, Ginger,
you okay?
I don't think
she's doing too good.
I think she's in shock.
Gonna have to get
to the hospital.
Hey, Tommy,
you got that
extra shirt?
Put this on.
Come on.
There.
We've got to get
some g*ns before
we take her.
Well, if that's all
we got to do, then
that's all we got to do.
[birds screeching]
(Patty)
Oh, my God.
Sheila?
Oh.
Do you see
anymore of them?
Well,
he doesn't seem to mind us
as long as he's eating her.
We have
to sneak in.
We have no weapons.
Patty, where does Shifty
keep the g*ns?
Patty.
Patty.
Get a hold
of your f*cking self.
We need to get those
damn g*ns or we're all
going to die.
They're in Shifty's office,
in the cabinet by the desk.
Hey, Tommy and I
are going to run in.
We'll grab everything we can.
Get in the driver's seat.
Get ready to haul a*s
as soon as we get out here.
I'm coming with you.
You have to stay here
with Ginger.
No.
I'll stay with Ginger.
and keep an eye on the ladies.
Uh, got a shovel
and a cane, so let's
get going.
You ready?
Yeah.
[Shifty grunting]
Ugh.
Oh, sh*t everywhere.
All right, the g*n's
got to be in there.
We got to find the key.
sh*t.
This.
(Becky)
Holy sh*t.
Oh, my God,
where did he get
all of these g*ns?
Shifty.
[shouting]
[yelling]
Oh, sh*t.
Go, go, go.
Lock the door.
They're coming
after us.
There's got to be
50 of them.
Okay.
Tommy, Becky,
get the a*mo.
All right, let's go.
Are you okay?
There's only two ways in.
There's the front
and the side door.
You slide
the cylinder.
The b*ll*ts go in there.
You're good to go.
I don't know how the hell
we're going to get out
of here alive.
We got enough
fire power here.
I think Shifty
must've been in some
sort of firing club.
Who f*cking cares?
Let's get the hell
out of here.
If we can get
to the police station, we can
find out what's going on.
[Ginger screaming]
Oh, my God.
We had to leave
the little girl out there.
She started to turn.
Ginger?
(Grant)
Are you sure?
Yeah, like
the rest of them.
Where are the zombies
coming from?
East side of the building.
Truck is right outside
the side door.
Ten feet away?
We can make that.
[zombies grunting]
Yeah.
I say we, uh,
we bust the side door,
just haul a*s to the truck.
[glass smashes]
Oh, God.
[screaming]
(Becky)
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
[g*nsh*t]
Ah, f*ck!
Goddammit.
Come on.
Oh, my God.
You stupid
piece of sh*t, wh*re.
[g*n clicks]
Oh, God.
[whispering]
[g*nsh*t]
You're got to be
all right.
Just stay with me.
You're going to be okay.
[groaning]
Relax.
Are you okay?
Relax, relax.
Take off
the shirt, dude.
(Becky)
It's okay.
We're here.
sh*t.
What happened?
(Becky)
Oh, no,
not the hospital, too.
(Tommy)
Get back.
sh*t.
[girl shouting]
You son of a--
Come on, Harriet.
Come on, let's go.
It's Bo.
(Patty)
Go over there.
Hold there,
hold there.
All right, get back
to the truck now.
[shouting]
There, right there.
k*ll them all , baby.
They're going down
to the trailer park.
Woody, let's--
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
sh*t.
What do we do?
Woody.
What--
No. No.
Jesus Christ.
Do it.
Do it!
I can't do it.
sh**t him, Becky.
Ah!
What the f*ck?
Ah!
Go, go, go.
(Patty)
Go. Come on, Becky.
We're coming, Bo.
Hurry.
Go, go, go, Becky.
Come on, come on.
Get down.
[g*nsh*t]
[grunts]
Come on.
[Grant groaning]
I can't, I can't
do it anymore.
Let's sit down.
Here, just take this.
Give me this.
Just go with Tommy.
Just go.
(Becky)
Where is the doctor?
Ain't nobody making
no house calls today.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh. no.
[shouting]
(Becky)
Open the door,
open the door.
f*ck.
[g*nsh*t]
They're coming.
They're coming.
sh*t.
[grunts]
Man.
(Tommy),
Let's go, let's go.
Jump in.
Go, go, go,
go, go, go.
[music from radio]
All right.
[laughing]
Ah, sh*t.
[shouting]
[screaming]
[screaming]
Tommy.
[sh**ting]
Tommy.
Honey, just drive.
Okay, okay, okay.
[music from radio]
[music from radio]
[groaning]
Oh, my God.
He'll be fine.
I'll tell you what,
Tommy boy.
Tommy?
Hey, you know what, boy?
I always thought
you was one fry short
of a happy meal,
but you're
a g*dd*mn
good sh**ter.
[laughing]
Hot damn,
that was something else.
Here is another dumb f*ck
going the wrong way.
Hey, eat me.
You don't think
they grab, do you?
[man on radio]
Is anybody out there?
Hello?
Yeah, who's this?
Oh, thank God.
This is Chuckie Ray.
Ah, Big Bo here.
What have you got?
Oh, man, there's a bunch
of crazy sh*t happening
all over the highway
to Jonesboro County.
What about the airport?
I don't really know, man.
I just came from there
and it's insane.
I took me
almost an hour
to get through the road.
And it's getting worse.
Ah, well,
which way then?
Oh, man, I think
your best bet might be
to go through the swamp.
All right, buddy.
Roger that.
You just f*cking
fed Tommy
and the nurse
and those zombies
back there.
My bad.
Your bad?
Your f*cking bad?
That's all you have to say?
We got a lot
worse things
to worry about.
What?
Does anybody
have a rag?
(Patty)
Yeah, give me
my bag.
(Becky)
Here, come on.
Get it, get it.
What's wrong?
Are you okay, baby?
(Grant)
Ow.
What?
Is he going
to be okay?
Yeah, he's fine.
You'll be fine.
You need to sort through
that bag and find my a*mo.
I'm going to need it.
They say the airport
was letting people out
who haven't been affected.
Becky, we're going to have
to make a left hand turn
to go to through the swamp
to the airport.
There's a lot
of zombies out there.
Which way?
Boggy Creek Road.
Okay.
Okay.
[tires screeching]
Watch out.
Oh, sh*t.
[groaning]
Baby, are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
(Becky)
Tight, tight.
tight, tight, okay?
You all right, son?
Yeah.
Just a little
shaken up.
Take that.
(Bo)
You all right, Doc?
All right,
I'll tell you what
we're going to do.
I'm go--
Oh, sh*t.
Here they come.
(Bo)
Come on.
What can I do, Doc?
All right.
Here, I won't
leave, yet.
Take it,
hold it.
Hold it.
[groaning]
[g*nsh*t]
Come on, come on.
[shouts in pain]
My back.
(Patty)
Come on, Bo.
Just drop him, honey,
and come on.
[groaning]
Come on, Bo.
Baby, come on.
Get in the back.
Get up.
They're coming.
Honey, come on.
Let's go.
Come on.
[grunting]
Go, move.
Come on.
You can make it.
[groaning]
(Bo)
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
Go.
[g*nsh*t]
Is she good?
Good.
My daughter
had to drive.
Yeah.
My daughter
had to drive.
Yeah.
sh*t, we're out
of gas.
Bo will come for us.
What the f*ck
are we supposed to do?
Hey, said
he'll come for us.
Just be quiet.
Turn off the lights,
and help me get
these g*ns ready.
We'll k*ll as many
as these pieces of sh*t
as we can, Bo.
Yeah.
Oh, my God,
look at that.
Yeah, I see them.
They're pretty old.
We can pick them off
easy, right?
Yeah.
Oh, sh*t,
there's more of them.
Oh, my God.
sh*t.
Is there something
in the road up ahead?
Keep going.
f*ck, I don't have
a signal.
Hey, just lie down real low.
Grab the g*n in your hand.
Get ready to sh**t.
sh*t.
Where the f*ck
are they, Bo?
Baby, are we going
to make this?
I don't know.
I don't want those things
to eat me, okay?
I don't want--
Hey, hey,
look at me, okay?
I will not let
that happen to you.
I'll k*ll everyone
of those c*ck,
okay?
[g*nsh*t]
Shh.
[g*nsh*t]
sh*t.
Do you think
that's Bo?
I don't see them
anywhere.
I don't think
that was Bo.
Okay, they're coming
closer to the truck.
Get ready to sh**t.
On three?
Yeah.
On three.
One.
Two.
Two.
Three.
Three.
Bo!
[Becky shouting]
[Becky shouting]
[Becky shouting]
[Becky shouting]
Did she get bit?
Did she-did she get bit?
What?
It's dark.
I can't see anything.
No, I can't tell.
Well, we had rocks
and some whiskey.
So, you can't tell.
Okay, so, where
the hell are we?
Old Boggy Creek Road.
We're almost there.
[grunting]
(Becky)
Jesus Christ.
[man]
Come on, come over here.
Drop them on the pile, please.
Drop them on the pile.
Keep coming forward.
I need you
to come over here
and drop them on the pile.
Sir, the shotgun, too.
Drop your weapons
on the blue bag.
Drop your weapons
on the blue bag
and keep moving forward.
Keep moving forward.
[helicopter hovering]
[women shouting]
Put your hands
where I can see them.
Stop where you're at.
Stop the vehicle.
Shut the vehicle off.
Everybody, put your hands
where I can see them.
Do you have any injured people,
infected people, or weapons
in the truck?
Well, some of us
are injured.
I've been shot.
You got shot?
Stay in the vehicle.
Do not make any sudden moves.
Keep your hand where we
can see them.
(Grant)
What the f*ck do they think
they're going to do?
I'm staying
with my pals, son.
You go ahead.
Do you hear me?
[no audible dialog]
Sir, go ahead
and step out
of the vehicle, please.
Step over to the side.
We'll get you up
to the BAS, all right?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go with that man.
It's okay.
You first, sir.
Lady, stay.
Sir, you come with me.
You got shot?
She's my wife.
She should come with me.
Okay,
go ahead, go ahead.
Let her go.
Come on.
Ma, I love you.
Ma.
Yeah, I love you.
(Bo)
Go, go.
Go, darling.
Go.
I want it
back to back.
[doctor]
Sir, please keep your hands
where we can see them.
I got them,
I got them.
Guys, give them
some space.
Sir, just keep your hands
where we can see them,
please.
[shouting]
[whispering]
I don't know
who you are.
I-I don't know
what you are.
[siren blaring]
Step back.
But I know them boys
are fixing this.
Are you okay?
It's my wife.
Where is she?
They took her.
Where?
She's just over there
somewhere.
Help me.
[soldier]
Do not pass, lady.
[mixed voices]
We had a... chopper.
We were ready to go.
And then they took her.
I'm sorry.
I can't leave here.
[mixed voices]
[coughing]
Step back.
Step back.
That's far enough.
You two, back.
Now.
All the planes
are full.
No, what?
No, no, you can't--
You can't just
leave us here.
That's my orders, sir.
All the planes are full.
sh**t me
if you're going
to sh**t me.
Back off.
I can't leave here.
Yeah.
You understand,
don't you?
Yeah.
I understand.
We'll leave you here.
That chopper
is still ready.
You take it.
I want you
to just go.
There's a trail
that runs south
around the airport.
I want you to take it
to the opposite side.
There's a chopper there.
There's a pilot.
His name is Syd.
You tell him
my situation.
And you just go.
He's at the end
of the grassy runway.
Yeah, we should go.
Yeah, we should go.
[mixed voices]
Get back.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Well.
That ain't going
to happen.
We got to get
to Ma and Bo.
We go to get out
of here, but they
can't see us.
What do we do?
I want to-
I want to see my wife.
Step back, sir,
or I will fire.
Step back, sir.
[g*nsh*t]
Ma!
Ma!
[no audible dialog]
I loved you.
I loved you.
(Becky)
Come on.
Come on.
It's up there.
Whoa, hey,
whoa, whoa,
it's okay.
Who are you?
Your boss told us
that you'd be here.
He's not going
to leave his wife.
He said we could go
with you.
What happened
to Mrs. Singleton?
I-I think
she was infected.
She was turning.
They took her away.
There are zombies everywhere.
I think there might have
been some following us.
We need to get in that chopper
right now and get the hell
out of here.
Okay, come on.
I got him.
You go to the front.
(Becky)
Okay, thank you.
Strap up.
[pilot taking on radio]
It's okay, it's okay.
Everything is going
to be all right.
It's okay, it's okay.
Everything is going
to be all right.
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