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01x01 - Bulls of a Feather

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x01 - Bulls of a Feather

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welcome to the land of was where nobody

is like anybody you've seen before the

people who live in was are called

Wuzzles naturally and as you probably

guessed Wuzzles are a little bit you

know different anyhow here we are again

another typically magnificent day in the

land of w

it's an ideal setting for a Wuzzle

picnic actually and what's a picnic

without flance I hate fls fls oh I get

it a flant is one part fly one part Ant

and the rest is just plain

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annoying

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Yow don't let him bother you Bumble lion

I'm not letting them they're doing it on

their

own plants have a strong Instinct for

sharing we'll be lucky to get our own

sheare I'm sorry but you can't have my

carrot butter and Jellyfish sandwich

they ought to at least bring their own

lunch

ouch you got to be a fast eater around

these

flints hey rhi flance at 6:00 low stop

him see did you Fells hear the one about

the guy who took a ruler to bed to see

how long he

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slept

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plants aren't so bad Bumble lion look

how they help me peel my banana Bean

yeah they're just adorable little

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creatures get away get

away help hey rhi save my Apple

melon hey musul over to

you grab it butter bear

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it went that

away okay Aloo run out for a long

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past I got it I got it oops fortunately

eloo is not injured but the poor banana

pine tree is losing one of its

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tenants I can hardly wait to see what

happens when that egg's mother finds her

kid missing

H you okay AO oh yeah sure except for

this funny feeling in my

tummy hey you laid an EG

garoo wow look I'm a mom there's got to

be a better explanation where did it

come from what kind of an egg is it

looks like a pouch EG and the yolks on

you is this some sort of theatrical act

eloo oh no I oh oh it's

moving M they called me

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m my son my

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son

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hey eloo wait up what's a big

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[Applause]

deal yeah why are we chasing a egg who

cares the fun is in the

scramble oh I break me

up that poor egg is Somebody's Baby we

have to return it to its real mother

tell that to ELO and it's Bumble iion

closing in on the egg Bumble iion at the

bar turn and now it's Bumble iion in the

lead Bumble liion and the egg in second

place into the stretch it's Bumble liion

and the Egg who's finding out that this

race is not what it's cracked up to

be now that's one craft the egg

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uhoh

uh-oh I wish I could say it was nice

running into

you you're a million laughs

groi hey Bumble liion where are

you excuse me ladies is this yours it's

polluting my Lake

oh oh my poor dear sweet over

enthusiastic Bumble liion are you all

right Bumble liion speak to me speak to

me what a bear is that

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you not

exactly hey come here little egg it's me

Muma remember oh oh uh-oh looks like

it's all over for this m

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ma oh you saved my life little guy

you're an all around good a where's that

a is it all right totally he's sleeping

in my pouch so what are you going to do

with it ELO I'm going to keep it we've

already become close friends but it

belongs with its mother it belongs with

me I found it it's my egg okay we'll

just have to wait until it hatches to

see what it is and then figure out where

it belongs we're going to hatch it oh

gee

terrific it's important for the egg to

be kept warm I'll sit on it oh no you

you'll crush it do you think this sun

lamp is a hot

idea okay what'll it be tan burn bake

Sizzle or poach put it on Hatch

gotcha how's that little egg we'll raise

him to be handsome like me or incredibly

talented like me forget it you two once

this egg is hatched we have to return it

to its mother whatever and wherever she

is

look it's

hatching what what is it maybe it's a

baby monster inside it's it's oh I don't

know what it is neither do I but

whatever it is it's going to be very

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interesting a isn't he a

cutie he's adorable so huggable just

like you Bumble line

you know I was just thinking the same

thing I thought he'd be funnier looking

than that what is he anyhow he's a baby

brma bu pinch

naturally very interesting this is your

basic Brahma Bull this is an everyday

common bird the finch so here in was

they must have that's right a Brahma

Bull

fin

ky ky cool little brma ballf is who a

cute baby yes who is careful Bumble lion

oh I know how to handle

kids is you a pretty little

baby hey don't scare the

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baby ELO that kid belongs with its mom

you can't take care of him I can too

take care of him watch here little guy

have some cow sheep

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milk m m see Aloo he doesn't like milk

ramma bu finches eat googleberries he

needs his mom oh I guess you're right

butter bear but how do we find his mom

any minute now they're going to figure

out these creatures come from the forest

eat googleberries and live in banana

pine trees well these creatures come

from the forest eat googleberries and

live in banana pine trees so this baby

must have fallen into my pouch after I

ran into that banana pine tree right and

they're a very valuable species you know

why is that well because well-dressed

Wuzzles make hats out of their feathers

it's all the Raging style Hao we've got

to take this kid and his te back to

Brahma bullfinch

country then it's all settled we'll take

the baby Brahma bullfinch back to the

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forest I haven't eat for so long every

time I swallow my stomach says thank you

yeah I have some Del ious food pictures

here not bad not bad could use a little

salt come come there must be a picture

of some dessert here you know Croc I am

so hungry i' even go to work picture of

a hog dog picture of a double ramburger

pistachio Pizza wait wait a minute work

where'd you learn that disgusting word

did you pick that up on the streets I'm

sorry Croc yeah I didn't mean it work

you should wash your mouth out with

Wuzzle soap yeah yeah I'll never say it

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again de you're just in time for lunch

have a tune of pork

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roast I couldn't care less about did you

say a baby Brahma

bullfinch do you know what they pay for

Brahma bullfinch feathers we're going to

be rich rich rich Let's go go go

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I'm sure going to miss this little

guy we've been together since the day he

was born this is it yeah this is

it all right it is a baby Brahma bullfin

good work brat you may be stupid but

you're not entirely

worthless

It's a Long Way to the

Top well this is all my fault so I guess

I've got to do it here hold Junior till

I get a ways

up hey ELO AO can't climb trees are you

sure I'm pretty

sure okay back off everybody I'm taking

over

[Applause]

yeah boy some take over oh there he is

there's my baby my baby my poor

baby your baby well yes I am Mrs Brahma

bin and I've been frantically searching

everywhere for

well please feed him Mrs Brahma

bullfinch feed him often and remember he

likes to take naps and sometimes uh let

me have the

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kid M N M he's so playful thank you so

much for taking such good care of him T

come on let's beat

it hey lighten up eloo he's back with

his mother oh I know but

oh I was really getting attached to the

little fell oh let's go cheer up eloo we

had some good laughs it's a happy

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ending hey what's

that and so as eloo musul and all The

Wuzzles have learned never underestimate

the power of a mother to track down her

baby

well now let's see where are we oh yes

we were in deep trouble oh it's another

mother Brahma

Bull what does she want maybe she's a

relative but we're not staying around to

find out hey leave us alone we're

innocent yeah please go away we gave the

baby

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back

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what's going on

here I'll fill you in later come on the

ceiling's caving in

I'm out of here

hurry wow look another one of those

Grandma

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bullfinches she's so heavy the roof is

breaking I knew it she's just getting

back at me can't we get her down from

there hey I've got an idea hoo you come

with me oh great now I'm going to be

homeless relax aoo Bumbo is still around

you leave that big bull bird to me

that's what I'm afraid

of here to bird only see the red qu holy

to

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[Applause]

bird

oh I can't

look did I get rid of

her she got rid of you I hope butterbear

comes up with a better

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idea well I sure hope butter bear

remembers that Brahma bullfinches are

very fond of googleberries

sorry all out of googleberries but

googleberries are all that Brahma

bullfinches eat we desperately need some

to lure one off the roof

sorry just sold all I had to those

Fellers outside hoo look lizard and brat

bought googleberries you mean they paid

for

something what do they want with all

those googleberries butter bear look

it's the baby Brahma bullfinch no wonder

the mother is so Furious he has to eat

if he knows what's good for him he's

going to grow big and grow more feathers

for us to sell and grow rich rich

rich look their backs are

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turned oh

no she's stealing what we rightfully

stole stop

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her hoo come

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on after them there's a fortune in

feathers getting

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away oh we'll never get her down off

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there it's butterbear and hoo with the

baby brma bin yeah followed by those

loonies from the booies come on on the

excitement is

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building which way should I go well who

cares just lose them keep

going stay on their

tail

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they' turned up power Street then we've

got him there's nothing up there but my

house

onward where'd they go where'd they

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go

but this is Croc's house yeah double

trouble come on they got some nerve

trying to hide out in my place we'll go

in the back way boy what a dump this is

no time to be picky find a place to

hide it's showdown time in Croc's

house Bumble lion Croc is after our

Brahma bullfinch baby let me at that

Croc I'll tear him up okay big mouth now

is your

chance bend over the baby Brahma bullin

or my guys here are going to get very

physical you'll never have him Croc

listen lizard breath he stays with us

you're asking for trouble CR yeah you

better not get bumba lion angry yeah why

not because you're the toughest wle on

the

island oh yeah yeah I almost forgot

better close your eyes this won't be a

pretty sight oh looks like we're

stuck hey what what's going on an

earthquake what okay so it doesn't look

good but now up on Crocs roof the local

Brahma bullfinch Community is gathering

an answer to Mama Brahma bullfinch's

call sounds like brat with it

digestion come on we're out of here

stop them wizard cat save

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me wow that sure brought the house

down poor Croc and his guys are they

hurt sorry we don't want

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any oh hi this must be yours Mama move

mama

boo mama

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boo

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goodbye well that one was over

easy hey g*ng look what I just found oh

no well folks you guessed it as they say

one Good Egg deserves another but I'm

leaving before this whole thing turns

into a Wuzzle

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