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01x03 - In the Money

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x03 - In the Money

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[Music]

ah nice to be back again in the

wonderfully curious land of was where

never is heard a discouraging

word I thought you were taking me to

lunch I am but the fun is in the getting

there like these roller SK a scream it

took the words right out of my mouth

look

out

[Applause]

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my appleberry

cake hey Bumble liion I was taking that

cake to hoto don't worry the Bumble

liion delivery service will take it to

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her h heads up take at 12:00

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High special delivery no

charge oh that was close nah a piece of

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cake what up

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oh look out for that

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tree

help the brakes where are the brakes

Bumble

lion that's the brakes h and my roller

skis are totally

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trashed you break it you bought

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it I've got the skinniest piggy wallet

in town if it helps you don't have to

buy me the lunch you promised A promise

is a promise eloo I'll just borrow

enough money from Ryan noi he's funny

and always has

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money moo I take your

order I can't decide oh maybe something

light like a a taco turkey fish fries a

burger dog pizzaghetti H let's see a

Choco berry shake mashed potato

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pie see did you hear the one about the

guy who walked into an antique store and

asked what's

new hey rhi what's

shaking not

me boy you're the funniest guy alive

rhi I try to keep a handle on

things say rhi old pal could you loan me

some money to buy a new pair of roller

skis sure but my hands are dirty just

reach into my vest pocket and take what

you need gee thanks I knew I could count

on you

RI got your

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down here you go Bumble

liion thanks

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rhi are you finished yet alaroo oh yeah

finished now for dessert sorry we're all

out of dessert in fact we're all out of

food then I'll take the check before he

eat

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that

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wful that's all the money rhin noi gave

me oh sorry Bumble liion now my tummy is

full but your piggy wallet's empty that

means you can't buy new roller skem I'm

always broke I want to be rich so I can

buy things before I even want

them how about wishing for some money ah

that'll never work eloo oh it can't hurt

on make a wish I wish I was

rich

passenger pick up at first Main and

Maple Pine streets I'll be back to

polish up some jokes on you

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later off I go another passenger another

dollar and at a dollar a joke I'll be

rich in no

time

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you should be happy Bumble lion why you

had the biggest half of the

wishbone a wishbone is just a silly

Superstition just because I wished for

money eloo doesn't mean some will just

drop out of the

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sky Bumble line are you all

right what what hit me just some money

back bags fallen from the

sky money bags from the

sky boy I knew that Wishbone stuff was

for real I'm rich

Yahoo H I've heard of Pennies from

Heaven but really I just hope Bumble

iion doesn't spend that money or his

Good Fortune may turn out to be rhi's

Misfortune we'll soon find

out

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why are we stopping at ri's house to pay

back the loan he gave me I don't want

him to think I forgot him now that I'm

rich rich

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rich the things I put up with for a few

bucks I guess money never comes

easy looks like Roki isn't home

maybe we should come back nah I'm not

going through any more of his gags I'll

just leave the money in his

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mailbox looks like someone's in trouble

and I'll bet it's RH noi he's probably

guilty of as*ault with a deadly

punchline I'm telling you I can't help

you honest I couldn't solve a jigsaw

puzzle and only had two

pieces oh come on give me a break the

joke wasn't that bad I know the money

was in your cab in bags just like these

so cut the wise guy routine cut it but

it's my best routine oh you're a tough

audience hi there guys what's in the

bags Bumble liion you have to know

everything of

course

wow wait a minute it you can't fool me

that's play money isn't it nope it's the

Real McCoy and now I'm going to do all

the things I've always dreamed about

like what settle down with

someone

special uh no like a like like buy a

yacht

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[Applause]

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jet a mansion in werly

Hills cruising the Wuzzle Beach and

think of the high class upscale friends

I'll meet and what am I small change

there's nothing small about you hoo but

let's face it when it comes to money

some of us have it and most of you don't

I think I'll let him have it now I know

what they mean by stinking Rich J Bumble

lion I think you hurt hoo's feelings

here go buy hoo some flowers and sign my

my name to the card she'll get over

it boy money sure is changing Bumble

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Lion Okay funny boy we just got word

that a big pile of money was found in

your mailbox what have you got to say

now I'll take three more mailboxes just

like this that does it oh come on I'm

innocent I've never stolen anything well

maybe a few

jokes oh okay one last joke uh what kind

of key goes in through a door but goes

out through a window I give up what

kind a rhino

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key excuse me but are you free no but

I'm

inexpensive wiow I

never these your best roller skis the

best they have soft Shar suspension

hydroplane radial tires with water and

Street grip brakes they're the super

duper I've ever seen yeah they are super

but I'm not so sure about duper what do

you mean

well now that my bank account is grown

so have my tastes yeah and so is your

head should I wrap these for you nah

forget it call me when you get the

superest duper roller skis I only buy

the

[Applause]

best here we go rhi this will help you

relaxed RI where'd you go I'm up here

here what are you doing up there trying

to shed a little light on my

problem this is no time to joke rhi

you're in serious trouble but what's the

worst that could happen huh they'll

throw me in jail where I'll have a

c*ptive audience for my

jokes you won't have any time for jokes

while you'll be worked to

exhaustion work oh no not that what am I

going to do musul help me think if the

police see me I'm finished wait maybe I

can disguise myself hey a good idea by

the time we're done you won't recognize

yourself great the unnown

wle well rhi what do you think

Rhino come on out take a look it's safe

you're

sure don't forget your accent oh yeah I

mean uh uh say partner you did a fine

job making a banana Lop split of this

cab well don't youall think it'd be a

little obvious riding down the highway

in a four-wheel triple scooper don't

worry with a weville parade coming up

we'll fit right in well come on then

let's

scram I mean let's H them up and move

them out come ypp

ypp

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uh-oh if Bumble lion spends all of the

bank's money it'll take more than a

costume to keep rhi out of trouble his

next costume will have stripes on

it and then the little Stinger had the

nerve to say to me when it comes to

money some of us have it and most of you

don't that doesn't sound like Bumble

lion sh here he

comes hi kids say does anyone happen to

know what time it is why won't your

watch give you the time of day my

watch it's time to go shopping Bumble

lion oh so it is tat g*ng let's have

lunch sometime I'd like to take my lunch

and dump it over his head I sure don't

like the new Bumble lion maybe someone

should tell Bumble lion to buy back his

old personality

I meant someone

[Music]

else hi guys oh we have something

important to speak to you about Bumble

lion yeah I know why you're here you do

oh good then you understand you see I

told you Bumble lion would come around

you need a loan don't be embarrassed I

remember what it was like before I came

into

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money I don't want your money I want

your old self back come on hoo let's go

no use trying to talk to Mr Bumble

Scrooge what did she mean by my old self

well you are acting kind of different

lately Bumble I'm the same old bumble

iron just

richer but you're not the same the money

has changed you Bumble lion naturally

but only for the better alaroo better

clothes better car I'd better

go boy once you've got money your

friends really change Bumble liion is a

little confused he's the one who's

[Music]

changed well when we last left Bumble

liion he was in the money but out of

friends I thought being rich was

supposed to be fun but it's boring

without

friends he'll be back all of them I know

it I

hope it's the g*ng I knew they'd come

back hi musu hi rhi how' you know it was

me who else would be dressed like that

the police are after him they think he

stole money from the

bank you mind if I come

[Music]

in you got to help me give me back the

money I loaned you oh no you don't I'm

wise to your tricks I already paid back

the loan I left the money in your

mailbox my mailbox so that's the money

the police found hey where' you get that

much money I thought you were broke none

of your business and don't think you're

going to get any of it

either wait a minute I recognize those

they're Bank bags give them to me oh no

you don't I wished for them if you want

some make your own wish okay I wish I

had one of these Molly bags now I'm

being

robbed friends like you I don't

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need

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will I

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never

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yay

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[Applause]

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let go of

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me

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hurry butter bear the parade is about to

[Music]

start hoo look

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out

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who you I must be

allergic I'll have to dash inside that

car wash good grief my banana Lop split

is now a banana L

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spat I hope this doesn't mean I'm all

washed

up I hope I don't get right around the

[Music]

tab you see Bumble lion that must be how

I lost the bank's money when I hit that

bump the bags must have bounced out of

my cab g i Noy I feel terrible I never

meant to get a good friend in trouble I

become really self selfish haven't I oh

I wouldn't say you were selfish Bumble

liion I'd say well wonderful terrific

sensitive generous no selfish is the

right word you're right I can't believe

how I changed over some silly money but

I sure learned there's one thing money

can't buy yeah a decent photo on a

wanted poster no good friends but what

am I going to do how can I get my

friends

back all right you refugees from the

rinse cycle it's all over for you wait

officer we found the money missing from

the bank of w oh yeah there's a reward

out for it you know a reward once Bumble

liion pays off his spending spree and

demolition bills I wonder how much money

will be

left gee Bumble lion this is great of

you to treat us to a party with a last

of the reward money you got I wanted to

do something to make up for the terrible

way I treated all of you so I hope

you'll all forgive

me of course we do silly

boy what's

this WOW new roller skis but why did you

get me these after I treated you so

badly well because we're your friends

whether you're rich or poor yeah besides

they were on sale

gee thanks I'll be right back as soon as

I try these out well here we are another

happy peaceful ending in

was well every ending can't be

peaceful