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01x07 - Bumblelion and the Terrified Forest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x07 - Bumblelion and the Terrified Forest

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never fear dainty Bell I'll save you for

my name isn't Buck

swasher well here we are watching our

favorite hero Buck swasher wait a minute

Buck swasher is this The Wuzzles am I

narrating the right cartoon wa a swum

Buck what a hero wouldn't you love to be

a swash buckler eloo me I couldn't swash

my way out of a belt

[Music]

buckle oh hurry Buck I feel a fighting

spell coming

on and I feel a belching spell coming on

this show brings new meaning to stupid

want me to change channels yes no wait a

minute let's see if Miss curly loock

breaks a nail so until next week this

this is Buck swasher saying there's

nothing to fear when a swash buckler is

near oh when a bumble swasher is

[Music]

here whoops better make that stumble

[Music]

swasher

this looks like a job for Bumble

swasher don't touch that line mus why

not I just caught dinner that

sharkasaurus will probably want you for

dinner sharkasaurus oh no lucky for you

Bumble swasher is

near okay reel me

in big deal that's a minow shark oh yeah

but but he'll think twice before messing

with me

[Music]

again morning hoo what'll it be the

usual shampoo set and snout job no let's

try something new something fun but

feminine gotcha you want to look the

rage the dainty Bell

[Music]

makeover this poo wants to be the pamus

of high

[Music]

fashion cancel the rest of my

appointments this is going to take all

day

[Music]

long come on little butter Hopper don't

you want to come home with

[Music]

me oh the things I go through for my

butter Hopper

[Music]

collection

[Music]

H there must be a lantern in here

somewhere a that's

better he y what's

up oh it's you Bumble liion oh you sure

gave this Wuzzle the

willings look out there's a horrible

ding backat behind find you but never

fear Bumble swasher is

here for those of you who think the only

dingbats in this show are bumble lion

and eloo allow me to explain that a

dingbat is part Dingo dog part bat and

ugly all

over did you swash him yeah you'll think

twice before messing with Bumble swasher

again I should have known there's not a

dingbat within 100 miles of here a a

come on don't

cry them's folks are dingbats and was I

wrong or are they ugly

H hello there tall dark and fuzzy going

somewhere yeah over to butter

bears what that little wle got that I

don't

pumpkin berry pie wly wles pole is that

you it's the new hip Papa don't you

think I look positively

wful you sure do where's the costume

[Music]

party oh there you are here let me

help I have one last basket of pumpkin

berries out back then we'll have some

pie I can hardly wait

bumel line what's a girl got to do to

get a compliment from you hoo I'm

telling you your looks are a

scream your little Gest escapes me see

how'd you do that without moving your

lips but I didn't look

help help me poor butter bear looks like

she's got a one-way ticket to

trouble well when we left it looked like

things were up in the air for

butterbear those dingbats are taking

butterbear towards the terrified Forest

oh no h even dainty Bell hasn't been in

a jam like this before where's buck

washler when you need him fck schler

that's it that's

what wait

bubaline what's gotten into you saving

butterbear that's what I've got to get

to her before the evil vampire Witch of

the terrified forest

does vampire witch a bubble eyon it's so

dangerous what a bear will be so

grateful she'll smother me with wait

this h*'s heading out with you why I

didn't get all PRP and polish to let

butter bears steal the

show stop Let It

Go where are you taking

me

[Music]

[Applause]

stop

oh you g*ons look what you've

done who's this I'm butterbear oh please

don't hurt me

butterbear oh I sent you to the castle

to get butter berries can't you dig B do

anything

right

[Music]

wait Intruders in my terrified

Forest tie up the young pretty or put

her in a sh then after The Intruders

you'll know what to

[Laughter]

[Music]

do

vampire Witches Castle you're heading

for

trouble ah I'm not scared you should

be who said that

[Music]

we you better turn back it's the same

thing to do we would if we were

you

this place gives me the Wuzzle

[Applause]

[Music]

creepies this way

hoo uh maybe you better wait here here I

know what you're thinking but I'm light

on my feet not your feet I'm worried

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

about I can't

[Music]

look a bu

[Music]

lion have no fear a swashbuckler

here I'll pull you

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

up this never happens to dainty

Bell let's see I H dog extract and one

drop of shrinking violet tulip pedal

potion oh hex's perplexes I've tried and

I'm twitched oh nothing comes easy for

this vampire

witch oh Trans syvia what happened to

your old magic you used to crack a

mirror at 10 bases now look all you

cr*cker bad poems

what was that oh my pet gandula well at

least it was my pet until a spell

backfired and turned it into a monster

The Ungrateful Critter took over my

castle why don't you make a potion to

reverse the spell what do you think I've

been making over there c*ck poodle soup

well maybe I can help I'm a real good

cook I don't need your

help but if you want to try but don't

even think of pulling a fast one or I'll

turn you into a tug

[Music]

fish surely you don't expect me to wave

through that I'll ruin my hooficure okay

then you wait here I'll rescue butter

Bell uh I mean butterbear myself butter

Bell Over My Dead pamus give me that

whip Bumble liion I'm sashing over there

I don't think it'll hold told you

hoo this is no time for fat jokes I'll

get over there just fine and

[Music]

dry oh I look like dainy

b*mb but at least the whip didn't

[Music]

break have no fear hoppo a bumble swater

is

near

[Music]

let's see what would Buck swasher do the

backstroke butterfly a

freestyle wait this is Bumble swasher

and I can't

swim help

[Music]

one gee thanks hoo brother can anything

else go

[Music]

wrong me and my big

mouth uhoh speaking of big mouth look at

the teeth on those piranha keys and

guess who they're looking to sink them

[Applause]

into let's see when last we left Bumble

Aion and hoo were about to become lunch

for those panic and with hoo they found

a buffet

y run for it hoo

[Music]

run Bumble iion does my snout deceive me

or do you smell what I smell what danger

in the air no

[Music]

barbecue without butter beeres this

potion is doomed yeah it's hopeless this

vampire Witch is packing up her warts

and

retiring Papo look the ding

bags did you hear what I heard

butterbear I think she's

inside what are we going to do just

leave everything to bumble

[Music]

schler bumble lion butterbear you're

safe we thought the evil vampire witch

had you and who do you think I am the

Tooth

Fairy yeah what was that giant

grantully

oh this potion just won't work without

butter berries and they're out of

season well there are some

where I'll go get him in the laboratory

in my

castle I'm sure the butter berries are

still there the other six guys I sent

never came back with them go get them

we'll be waiting for

you wait a minute you're the vampire

Witch of this terrified Forest you go

get him me oh no I'm too afraid a washed

up witch Bumble lion if we don't make

that potion that tarantula will grow

bigger and take over the land of was

you're our only hope all right then I'll

go to the castle I'll wrestle that

monster I'll get those butter berries

and make W safe for wle kind but there's

one thing I need you ladies to do

what talk me out of this

go

oh I hope he makes it back safely he

will as long as he has his trusty Buck

swasher whip oh my

gosh Bumble Lion

[Music]

Wait sheesh isn't anything easy around

here I'll have to use my

whip

[Music]

whip

I always say a swashbuckler can find a

way quiet I'm more apotamus than you can

[Music]

[Applause]

swallow

[Music]

yay

made it safe and

sound I hope I find that laboratory

before that ganulin

me umon where are

[Music]

you oh

that must be the

gangula Bumble liion is that you I could

have sworn I heard his

[Music]

voice the

laboratory butter

[Music]

berries you know of anyone who could use

a secondhand called

gr syvia don't give up the terrified

Force needs a wicked vampire witch so if

you know one give her the

job I think it's time to give you a

vampire witch Once over oh what's the

use well I'm a flop as a witch and to

think in school I was voted homecoming

[Music]

scream

oh

nice now for the Final

Touch there what do you think far out

why hav't looks so hideous since the

witches and warlocks

prom hurry the butter berries yeah who's

That Hideous disgustingly ugly person oh

you sure know how to sweet talk a lady

trans syvia it's you

thanks the butter bear now I've got to

flash and do a potion gee you and hoo

did a terrific job Mak no hoo went after

you uh-oh I better skiddadle back to

that

castle where is Bumble liion I've

searched This creepy Castle from crook

to

cranny now's my chance talk about a

damsel in distress Eat Your Heart Out Dy

Bell

Dy hoo is here Bumble help save

me Papo what's his

trip maybe I'm too convincing bug off

this is my big

moment look one damel in distress at a

time take a number be brave Bumble Aion

what would Buck swasher do at a time

like this he'd go to a commercial that's

what no I've got to rescue hoo look

Buster I

[Music]

said Papo hoo wake

up come on hoo we've got to we got to

get out of

here get out my feast the ugliest in the

land and this powerful potion in my hand

I'm off to the granula that scuzzy fo so

move it boomerang's d*ck let's go go

[Music]

[Laughter]

go

[Music]

your mother wears eight army

[Music]

boots where am

I how did I get out of the castle I

rolled you I I mean I rescued you you

mean you picked me up in your arms and

carried me to safety just like Buck

swasher did with dainty Bill well

something like that all this time I've

been waiting for my big moment and I

slept through it it was a big moment all

right well another day another rescue

yeah things are back to normal now I'm

the only terrifying thing in the

terrified Forest oh you're not so scary

not now that we know you don't you dare

tell anyone remember I've got a potion

with your name on on it now places

everybody hold on to your

hats Zippity dudah and bippity poy bats

with this magic jingle I send you to

home back to your loved ones and away

from dumb

bones it worked and a good thing cuz

that blue one was more cargo Than My

Boomerang stick can handle fear not

dainty Bell Buck swasher is

here hey seen this show before it's a

rerun let's watch the baseball game

touch that dial and I'll tie your tail

in a knot you mean you like the Bucks

washler show now it's my

favorite and so concludes another

episode of The Buck swasher show whop

did it again the Bumble swasher show I

mean The Wuzzles don't I