01x05 - Pierced Ears

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the pizza don't you like you

if pizza will Greek tragedy this would

be like Antigone don't you like it I

love it little moster what's the name on

the box your your scarf did I think I

saw the delivery girl leaving when we

came in come on yo yo we've got to catch

up

hey girls

you've got some special fans outside

lady chilli powder

you girls are smashing know you are you

I love that song you do about boys I

love your fingers easy are they really

triple-jointed yeah when I was people

jointed maybe I could play an instrument

- or at least feed yourself hey Molly I

can I have your autograph

Wow in your cookbook paper cuts oh nasty

I need a band-aid honey yeah I'm okay

not only do you have the greatest band

you've got the sweetest manager honey

the powdered roll star show hey powder

look at you mr. Oh your door is smashing

well she can be a handful but we think

she's pretty neat what happened here

it's just a paper cut mom your last

paper cat turned into a big infected

mess want that again Oh your dad and

I'll just get the car be ready in five

okay nice color nice try baby your dates

here hey he's just a kid at least I'm

out of diapers try baking she likes

older blokes what's cooking baking well

you tell me I can't even boil water I

make a mean taco oh then Chili's your

girl well me never okay I think I've got

your number

Oh who else likes jelly worms on Pizza

mm want some mmm we must be soul mates

or something when we pretend we're

powdered girls at home I'm always you

yeah I made antennas like yours and

everything bet you don't have one of

these warm thanks when I get my ears

pierced this is gonna look so cool

aren't you he has passed yet but I'll do

it as soon as I get back to Appleton

sure you don't want an apple knob a cone

8 misses oh oh we're not still pining

over that pizza are ya beats be

something of a passion with me the

cheese the crust the infinite variety of

toppings with pineapple on it it made me

barf when I lost that delivery Co I lost

my dream of a perfect pizza well sh**t I

could only save one piece somebody took

a Boyd you know nub if you've got a

slice well I don't see why we couldn't

replicate it no clone it cuz whoa

ethically I'm still flip-flopping on

that oh no no we'll just analyze the

ingredients in the sauce and everything

come on

I'll need some supplies for my lab in

the cheese factory it's not there was

darkness and now there's not really

light but I sort of glow in the dark

creep spinach beets fish do we have a

saris leftovers east of the Mississippi

how about an apple oh yeah now I'm

living hi Molly

no thanks I got a snack oh yeah fleas

rain hey mom can we go get my ears

pierced today what are you talking about

flea powder gave me your flea earring I

want to stick it in my ear

dear oh dear dear dear me hey if Molly

gets her ears pierced I get a dirtbike

what look I can work with you or against

you with me yeah well I'm sorry Molly

no pierced ears until you're 15 that's

the rule before that's because the

subject he never came up

did you take your vitamin today no but I

want my ears pierced now earrings are a

big responsibility honey I can't even

count on you to keep a papercut clean

but mom you and some really famous fire

fighter personally like like that bear

guy in the Hat yeah yeah and he gave you

a shovel you'd want to throw a little

dirt on a campfire people could see you

you'd want to show it off right well if

you want people to see it why don't you

take it to show and teach I'll take my

dirt bike to show and teach hmm I don't

think they have that in college buzz and

you won't be getting a dirt bike before

that

and gives it to me Wow well I have

powder girls underwear powder girls

lunch box powder girl sleeping bag

anyone can buy that stuff but Lee only

has one flea earring how come you're not

wearing it just don't wanna yes she does

but mommy won't wet her she's too Widow

I had my ears pierced when I was 2 and

I'm not even a rock star

how was your day boring can't say the

same for mine buzzy four alarm fire at

the jewelry barn is she looking she's

looking Molly don't you want to ride me

now telling us she's still bad young

ears oh that reminds me I picked you up

a little something at the jewelry burned

fire sale

she's your mind press-on earring they

stick on and pill right off at bath time

you just don't get it mom I want to get

my ears pierced

anyway anyway

No

that I could

I don't care what she says I'm doing it

you should get your dad on your side

yeah he's a big milk growth hormone free

Hanson's dairy thanks man

well yo-yo and I gotta go get the cheese

wait I need you to help me get my dad

out we get my mom to let me get my ears

pierced

sorry little ouster I don't think people

need any more holes and their bodies

than what they're born with dad can I

talk to you about something

sure I need to change the oil in my car

want to help

it's not fair dad everybody else has

pierced ears then they're not even rock

stars you know I really wanted a pierced

ear in college I had to spend the money

on textbooks oh these little records

that you used to play one yeah you don't

want molly-o to miss out like you did

that's right Molly I'm going to talk to

your mom so Molly and I need pierced

ears and we need up now Molly's not

ready yet but you can do what you want

hey all right hear that Molly

okay chapter 10 peoples of the world how

do they differ from you that's easy

packs and guy Swasey princess yanomamö

indian piers pierced pierced you just

can't escape it who made my mom expert

on ear piercing anyway

well she wears all those dumb little

pearl things yeah practically

everybody's more Pierce than your mom

we'll find someone who's been pierced a

whole lot of times they can set her

straight

thanks for coming burn if I can get one

more ear pierced it's a good day hello

you must be one of Molly's

rock-and-roller friends mom its bird how

nice would you like a cup of tea mr.

bird

no he wouldn't well I am a little dry

hmm

chamomile so missus oh I think we both

know why I'm here you know I've come to

help you chilled on the piercing thing

well I'd be lying if I said I didn't

have concerns let him rip oh let's see

okay here he is piercing hazards where

should we start

common earring accidents base metal

allergies chronic infection

I think that's all mrs. OH oh yeah feel

better it's gonna take some time sorry

if I got a little rough in there

don't be hey Molly oh I'd forget about

the piercing thing I can't believe you

might burn give up his nose ring you're

a clean freak

well I can't return the compliment young

lady I could grow potatoes behind those

ears stop it mom fall back dirts just a

welcome mat for infection you want clean

I can be clean I'd have to see it to

believe it

see I didn't suck my toe long toe

sucking his bow looks good as this

infection

okay my race always okay here's the one

way gentlemen stir your worms ready

boy do I need it back cuz worms are

germy and muddy ones are extra to me and

I'm a clean ear-piercing kind of girl

see mom technicality I win doing in

there I gotta go it's even gonna notice

your ears when you look so stupid

oh dear Molly what happened to you I was

scrubbing myself so I could wear my

earring to school but I'm all pruney

everybody's gonna say it looks stupid

you look to me like someone who's trying

really hard

hmm you know maybe you are ready for

what to get your ears pierced you mean

it I do but remember with earrings you

always need to wash your hands before

and after i text them turn your earrings

what's a day and clean them and hydrogen

peroxide morning and evening I promise

okay and let's go to the doctor and it's

that smoke funny thing again oh good

heavens

well somebody get my ax

guess we should have set the toy but

yeah hindsight is 20/20 there's the

culprit there will be a fire safety

review in the living room after dinner

nobody better miss it

we all clean up we have to let it air

out first besides we need to get to the

doctor what for I'm getting my I get to

wear please flea ring well you could but

you know what else is nice little pearls

needles make me woozy deep breaths

my ice is all melty more in the freezer

at home I can't believe my little ears

pierced

how about an early birthday present I

mean I guess you'll do till I get my

real see my ear pierced because I'm

responsible please please please can I

have lemon lime here no Molly

keep it really clean you just got

pierced ears

you