Rocky Road to Berlin (2024)

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This film contains scenes that

may trigger seizures for people

with Photosensitive epilepsy,

scenes that contain smoking,

alcohol and drug

use, meaningless sex,

fightswell, you know -

some uncontrolled brawling,

attempted sexual as*ault, g*y sex,

straight sex, perversions, swearing...

Point is: don't

try to repeat it.

If you're afraid of living such a

fun life like ours... like mine

Hey, what's wrong?

That was a good warm up

What's good about it?

It sounds like sh*t.

Man! You told us

we were nailing it.

Oh yeah...

It is us who could

be nailed to the

barndoor with these old

instruments of ours.

Back then, I didn't

realise I was completely

terrified before

our first concert.

I was ready to burn down all

of our rubbish instruments,

I'd pretend to have

a terminal illness,

run away to Poland

in women's clothes

Just to avoid sh1tting myself

in front of five people

as we wouldn't get more

fans in the whole Lviv.

Kuzia! That's a good

guitar! Chill out!

Lesyk, if it was a good guitar you'd

see Fender Stratocaster written on it!

So take a marker and write it!

Write it on your asses! Maybe

someone will believe you're branded.

Nobody in the hall will see what you have

written there, and we play just fine.

The concert will

be awesome, dude!

Come on!

It's been like that since we were

kids Yatsyk believed in me.

He even agreed to start a

spider farm in granny's tulips

But before our first concert

I was just sick of his belief

Maybe I was afraid

to let him down

So, guys, the concert is in four

days. We have to rehearse. Let's go.

Lesyk was suspicious

of my crazy ideas,

but he was always ready

to get me out of any mess.

And it was comforting.

Stop, stop!

Let's take a time out, guys.

Hey! We have another 40

minutes of rehearsal.

Hey! Kuzia!

You can start packing.

Hello!

Yeah, it's me.

What's up?

Cool!

Okay

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Okayyeah

Fine... Yeah

Sorry guys, I'll

be right back...

Did you bring the money?

Sure!

Voil!

A real rarity!

That's some unique stuff!

Are you sure you wanna sell it?

I don't care about

the material things.

So, give me the money.

Here you go.

Where did you get it?

I had some cash,

and I borrowed some

from a neighbour.

She sells "J.boyz" at the

market. Everybody knows her.

I was glad that the heighbour gave me

the money in 100 notes, not in 10 notes.

'Cause we'd have spent the

whole night in the garage.

It seemed like the Painter was

afraid to count dollars in daylight.

To avoid being arrested

for exchange fraud.

What are you still doing there?

What are you waiting for?

Get behind the wheel.

I got so excited I almost

moved myself to tears.

I felt like I was in a big and

spacious Stalin-era building.

You could hardly see anything

through the rear window.

But it created such

a cosy atmosphere.

As if you were sheltered

from the outside world.

Female pig.

What?

The seats are made from

female pig leather.

Specially ordered

by some party boss.

Come on.

The bucks are fake?

The neighbour smuggled

the fake ones.

She brought that Turkish

garbage and sells it.

It has never left the

garage without this thing.

Here, take it.

See that opening?

Put this thing in it.

This won't hurt?

Wet it and it won't hurt.

Come on.

You have to rev the engine.

Go ahead.

Wind it up again.

Come on, come on...

Yes!

There is no muffler!

I got it!

Do you know how to drive?

I've been driving

since I was three!

Barbara!

Barbara!

What an idiot!

Go away with this hoopdie or I'll

call her father. He'll k*ll you.

Good morning, aunt Marichka!

Good morning!

It was Barbara!

When I saw her

I was loosing my mind.

It's still like that.

Salut!

Don't even think about

getting inside this bucket.

Thank you aunt Marichka, but I'll

decide for myself where to get inside.

What took you so long?

I was getting dressed.

You were supposed to be ready.

I've been waiting for you for two hours,

that's enough time to change 20 times.

I went to pick up the limo.

Please, my lady!

Where did you get it?

There is nothing that

can bite me, right?

Come on, get in.

The ceiling looks

like a universe.

Yeah, check it out.

And why exactly

did we come here?

We could lie down for a while.

Come on, what's wrong?

I've waited for

you for half a day.

I would rather have

visited an exhibition.

Put your hands in the air

and the Sun will melt.

Let your hair down

and I'll go crazy.

Do you still think

about the exhibition?

Just a bit...

When do you have

to give it back?

What?

The car.

What do you mean "give it back"?

Did you buy it?

Well, yeah.

You told me you wanted a car.

Wait.

I meant someday.

I didn't mean today.

When you become a famous

musician we'll buy a proper car

and we'll go to Europe together.

It's just a dream,

I didn't mean today.

We're just getting ready

to your first concert.

Wait.

When did you buy it?

Today in the morning, why?

Didn't you have a

rehearsal this morning?

Damn...

Come on, I'll buy you

a hundred of those.

You won't find the red

ones in Lviv, you know it.

I still can't believe

you left the rehearsal.

Why the hell did

you need this car?

I can sell it if you want.

I want you to understand what

is actually important for you.

Even aunt Marichka says that

what you do is amatOurship.

AmatOurship?

Of course I don't think so.

But you got to admit, Kuzia,

it's difficult to defend you when there

is nothing that you'd carry through.

Lesyk even forgot about the

exams to have the rehearsals.

Yatsyk - about the sea...

And you just walked away from everybody,

from me, just to buy this rubbish.

Are you serious?

AmatOurship?

You have to decide what you

really wanna do in life.

When will I see you?

At the concert.

When you'll understand who you

are and stop doing foolish things.

Barbara!

Barbara!

I'll buy you those tights!

Lying down for a while...

Mechanic.

Hey, Bard!

Cool car.

Is it yours?

Yes.

The real deal.

I've already

changed the muffler.

Maybe you wanna buy it?

Don't fool me with

this antique stuff.

Where did you find it?

Don't even ask.

I wanted to impress Barbara.

I've been to Berlin recently.

There is this guy there...

he collects old buckets.

You know...

He'll give you a new Mercedes

for a real Soviet-era "Pobeda".

Yeah, right, Mercedes

Benz S 600, maybe?

A Mercedes.

Do you have his contacts?

I have to go to Berlin one more

time, to deliver some goods.

We could take your car.

I could introduce you to the guy,

you'll get everything settled.

Berlin?

Do you really need to ask?

Of course, let's go!

ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN

Why do Germans need

these mannequins?

I don't know.

I buy them for 3 rubles apiece and I sell

them for 150 D-Marks for this old junk.

Can you believe it?

150 D-Marks?!

That's real money!

Where did you find

these orphans?

In the mall, they were

in the shop window.

Why did you take children?

Couldn't you wait

until they grow up?

These are troubled

times for the market.

I had to convince the manager in the mall

to sell them for 3,50 rubles instead of 3.

We're heading to Berlin.

Good for you.

We're going fishing.

To Oselya village.

Drop dead in the damn

Berlin. Have a good trip!

What's that...

Enjoy the silence, damn it.

It was just fine yesterday.

Are you crazy?

What do you mean "Berlin"?

We have a concert in three days.

Are you going to bail on us?

Guys, I swear, it's just to change

the Pobeda, and then I'll come back.

It's Berlin.

That's real Europe.

Wouldn't you go?

Berlin...

Three days before the concert?!

Kuzia, are you kidding me?!

Of course, I wouldn't go!

Guys, I swear, I

won't let you down.

Let's go!

What happened?

We have to push the car.

Come on!

That's it.

Game over.

Maybe we should start

from the school #3?

There is a hill there.

So, Kuzia...

Last shot?

Listen to me,

you, Stalin-era rubbish,

either you're going to Berlin and

become a part of the collection

or you're not,

and you'll be sold for scrap.

Got it?

Come on, guys.

Smart girl!

We're going West, man!

To Berlin!

I'm driving fast, the

Europe is waiting for me.

Para-pa-para

Three days may not be enough.

Maybe it's for the best.

I was glad to go with Bard.

He wouldn't bother me with

questions. I was busy thinking.

After the "amatOurship"...

the word itself is disgusting...

I decided to quit music,

so what?

Everybody's in trade,

why shouldn't I?

The miners' protests

in Donetsk continue.

You are listening to

"Parliamentary wave".

I am so sick of the politics.

They're just beating the air.

It's been two years already.

Aren't you tired of it?

Go West!

La-la-la-la-la

Go West!

La-la-la-la-la

Go West!

La-la-la-la-la

Go West!

La-la-la-la-la

Crap...

So?

We're screwed.

Damn, get behind the wheel!

I'll wind up and

you hit the gas!

Okay

Did you hit it?

You wound it, I hit it, right?

No! Hit and hold it.

I'll wind one more time.

AAA!

Save the children!

Start pushing!

What?

Go there!

I woke up early today,

I'll go to the mountains.

I left my TV set.

I'm in the place where the

wind is blowing over the sea,

tracing out letters

over the water.

Pa-pabam

Is is yours?

Yeah, write it down somewhere.

Did you call the customs?

Are you sure there

won't be any troubles?

Of course, my classmate Fedya

works there, he knows everything.

Okay.

The whole Ukraine in going

to Poland today or what?

No. It's Fedya's birthday today and

the customs are a bit paralysed.

But Fedya promised to

help us get through.

There he is.

The gate bar director.

Hello, gentlemen! What

do you have back there?

It's all right, officer.

Call Fedya.

All right?

Let's check it.

Crap.

Guys, you can't

carry dead children.

It's a border.

Pertovych! Why are you here?

Get up! You'll miss

all the toasts.

They won't dare!

Hi, smugglers!

Where have you been? I've been

waiting for you since morning.

Happy birthday, man!

You got fat!

It's because of the stress.

Did you bring the kickback?

Listen...

I'm broke. The buddy's

paying for the fuel.

No, you can't go like that.

I'll bring everything

on my way back.

Cover the hand.

Give me that in front of the

car, so that everybody sees it.

Like you're giving a bribe.

Please, accept this

charitable donation.

For the stationery.

Okay, fine. I'll get

broke having such friends.

Thank you, man!

I'm at the service

of Ukrainian people!

You're not feeling well?

What?

Why do you keep fidgeting?

You have to keep

cool at the border.

Like that?

Sort of.

What are we waiting for?

Turn off your Dinosaur.

If I turn it off now, it won't

start. Is that what you want?

Turn off the engine.

Where are you going?

To Berlin, to a festival.

One-man show.

The man in sunglasses

is the actor.

The mannequins are

for the stage design.

And I'm his helper.

He didn't care about

the mannequins.

He was looking for drugs.

Show me what's there.

But there could be

anything, even a horse.

And you'd have

troubles finding it.

You can go.

Thank you very much.

Bard!

You'll have to push the car.

If I take out the crank

at the Polish customs,

we'll end up getting

deported for good.

Of course.

Drive, don't push it!

Open! Hurry up!

It's nuts.

Oops.

What's wrong?

The fuel.

Didn't you fill up the tank?

I thought we had enough.

That's a dead end, Kuzma.

Someone will stop.

No, no one will.

In Poland, they don't

stop for some strangers.

Especially, for us.

What if...

you're a racketeer.

Damn it!

Damn!

Where did this car come from?

It's a damn tank.

My uncle once got drunk and broke the

neighbour's fence driving a car like that.

And it didn't even

leave a scratch.

It's not a tank.

It's a Warszawa.

That's what I was saying.

These Polish people...

They don't get that their Warszawa

is just a copy of our Pobeda.

Can you hear them using

"kurwa" (damn) all the time?

In our language we invented

a comma instead of it.

That's what I'm saying.

Damn.

Damn.

Catch!

The battery's dead.

What battery?

Hey, where are you going?

We need to get going.

Hey, boss.

A racketeer from Ukraine?

I don't have money.

Can I take a look?

The hose is damaged.

Wait.

Try it!

That's a song!

You're a lifesaver.

Wait.

I'll get going, bye!

Wait!

I heard you like

Polish ham in Ukraine.

You can sell it and

earn some money.

Thank you.

No, I should thank you.

Beginner's luck.

It's obvious now.

I should be an entrepreneur.

Or... a businessman.

Barbara will like it

Ugh, when did you

eat so much garlic?

You were going around saying that

lard and garlic are for losers.

I didn't eat it.

It's a cold remedy.

Does it stink so much?

Well, yeah.

No, close the door.

Yeah.

I mean it, close the

door. I'm not joking.

Holy... garlic!

It's fine. Maybe, it will scare off

the fascists from your "Pobeda".

Car registration documents.

Yes.

What's that?

That's a car.

No, what's that?

That's a registration

certificate.

Zurck, zurck (Back, back)

I hated the words ending with

-urck since I was a child.

Our adventure was now showing

signs of a force majeure.

Stop eating chips

at the customs.

Don't panic.

You said it yourself

we have to keep cool.

Please, take a bit!

He wants us to get out.

Okay.

Matilda!

Come here!

God, dear Lord,

please save us...

When did you become a believer?

Are you afraid of dogs?

Hey, little one.

You just smelled the chips?

What are you doing!

You'll eat all the chips.

No.

If Matilda found

nothing, let them go.

Are you always so worried

about your mannequins?

These are not just mannequins.

That are they then?

Are there young

terminators inside?

No.

There is Crimean Cannabis.

Yeah, right.

Are you serious?

Man!

We could end up in jail!

It's not that much pot, two

years of probation tops.

Are you nuts?

You couldn't tell me?

Kuzia, if anything

happened, I'd take the fall.

Listen, Bard.

Are you sure this is Berlin?

Actually, this is Neuklln.

Before the w*r, it was

a really fancy district.

But then, they built

this Berlin wall,

and it became less

popular among... bruggers

And immigrants

started settling here.

Understand?

Hey!

Hey you, Aladdin! Look

where you're going!

Tomas! Come here.

Tomas is a yes man.

Bard.

My dear friend!

Tomas.

Welcome!

Tomas, this is Kuzma, my friend.

Kuzma, this is Tomas,

he's also my friend.

- Yes?

- Yes.

One moment.

Tomas, take these

two mannequins.

Kuzma, two mannequins.

Tomas, one more.

One mannequin for me.

Welcome!

Listen,

There are a lot of people here and

everything is common property here.

So, you can just find a

free spot and crash there.

Tomas have read too much Marks

and thinks that his mission is to

give shelter to all the travelers.

Hey, homies!

Damn! Go to hell, jerks.

We're trying to sleep.

b*stards.

Crash here.

I'm home.

Hello, beautiful!

Kuzma,

thanks for the compliment.

Aunt Natalka, could you

get Barbara on the phone?

Listen, she's busy now.

Okay

Then tell her that I'll

come back driving a Mercedes

and I decided to quit music,

I'll bring a batch of goods for

sale, I'll be a businessman.

What do you mean "quit music"?

Where are you, Kuzia?

Hello...

The subscriber cannot be

reached at the moment.

He's is outside of

your love covered area.

Hey!

Stay away from the car!

Are you out of

your mind, badgers?

Get off the car!

I'll tear your liver out

and feed it to the dogs!

Why do you mess

with him all alone?

Don't you see they

have protection?

Keep cool and your

time will come.

Let's get out of here.

Thank you.

They won't come back until

the evening, that's for sure.

Tomas.

Bard.

Dude, when are we going to

exchange Pobeda for a Mercedes?

They won't be back until the

evening, but after darkness...

Kuzia, let me show you

Berlin, what do you think?

See you, man.

See you.

Bye.

Damn it!

Then just leave it.

Tomas,

Can you watch this car? Yeah?

We'll be back soon.

Yes, sure thing, no problem.

Of course.

Well of course.

Why are you sitting? Take them.

Good evening! Is Johann here?

Come in.

Good evening, gentlemen!

Listen, Bard.

What does this Johann do?

He is an art director in

here, buys the mannequins.

Good! This is good

Of course, it's good.

It's Crimean.

And Crimea is a

Ukrainian Columbia.

Got it?

Okay, but no more mannequins.

What do you mean?

My friends have already

planted a whole plot of land.

Sorry, but Romanians

sell for half the price.

Romanians?

Our cannabis is the best

in Europe, understand?

Our people don't care.

Fascist.

I still need him to

exchange my Pobeda.

It's not him.

Excuse me, Johann.

Where is Karsten?

He wasnt here today.

Damn it, dude! Two years

of probation you said? Hey!

There are tons of pot! We

could go to jail for 18 years!

But we didn't.

Cool!

You're welcome!

Hey!

I could have ended up in jail for

half of my life because of your drugs!

Maybe you should have told me

about the risks beforehand, no?!

Calm down! Do you

think I'm a child?

I settled everything with

our police a long time ago.

I they had arrested you,

they would have put you in a

holding cell for two months

We'd give them 300

bucks and that's it!

It's a waste of

money, of course!

What do you mean "put

ME in a holding cell"?

It's your car, isn't it?

No! Leave me alone!

Hello!

Hey!

Let her go!

I'm talking to you!

Both of you! Go away!

I know where Karsten is.

It was for me!

It was the first and the only

time when I got hammered on drugs.

Actually, it was the only

time when I tried this stuff.

I'd say that it was

awful and so on...

But I just didn't

remember anything.

Are you okay?

Where's Bard?

Where is my friend?

Inside. He said he'd

come in a minute.

And...

Where are we?

By the club.

So, what is your name?

Den.

Den?

Deniz.

It means "sea" in Turkish.

Okay.

So, what is a Turkish girl

doing in a night club?

So what?

I'm a modern free

girl, understand?

Okay.

Hey, Romeo.

Let's go inside.

They say Karsten is here.

Let's get inside.

Berd! What does this

Karsten actually do in life?

Kuzia, are you serious?

I was telling you about

him for the last half hour.

Anyway...

So, in Soviet times he was

a translator from Russian...

Are you sure he'll be

up for the exchange?

Don't fret.

Bard, I hope there'll

be no more scams.

O! Hi, Bruno!

Did you like Karsten's friend?

Hi, Karsten!

You play like a

real professional.

Yeah, he's good.

Come on...

This is a real deal.

Stratocaster.

How much?

I don't sell guitars.

I get it.

I quit music anyway.

And I never said I was

exchanging Mercedez for Pobeda.

What do you mean?

I heard it myself.

I said I knew a man who can

exchange Pobeda for Mercedez.

Enjoy yourself.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Listen.

And that guy...

Are you sure he'll be

up for the exchange?

Rudi?

Let's go see him.

I saw him here today.

Is he dead or alive?

What happened to him?

Is he alive?

He is.

A bit.

He got high as a kite.

What should we do?

Maybe we should

call an ambulance?

Yeah? Maybe the

local police too?

So all of these

freaks would lynch us.

We just need to wait for

this body to wake up.

Yeah... or kick the bucket.

Hey!

Someone half passes

here all the time.

There should be

some antidotes here.

The girl is right.

Crap.

Let's get out of here.

We have to find an antidote.

Naloxone, Naloxone?

It must help.

Do you know how to

give an injection?

Only to myself.

I know how. I made

it to my grandpa.

Did you give your grandfather

an injection in vein?

Yes, in the buttocks.

I loved them all so

much in that moment.

As if I knew them my whole life.

And there was no

one dearer to me.

Plus I was drunk as a skunk.

What should we do next?

Let's go, I'll introduce

you to the musicians.

I'll wait until he

gets back to reality.

Wow.

Did Depeche Mode perform here?

No, they were resting here.

They performed in the

Friedrichstadt-Palast.

Have you been there?

Of course.

I payed 300 marks.

Had to buy it from a reseller.

I'm a huge fan!

They inspire me.

Inspire to sell ham?

Why are you standing

here, let's go.

Hi, Eric!

Hi!

This is Eric, my friend.

Let's go. I'll introduce you.

This is Kuzma, my

friend from Ukraine.

He's a rock musician.

Oh, a colleague.

Let's play together.

No, guys, I gave up music.

I don't even have a guitar.

It's not a problem.

You can take mine.

That was the moment when I realized

that I could not escape it.

I'll find common ground with

anyone as long as there is music.

And I'll be able to

do whatever I wish.

No limits.

It's not so important

how many fans you have.

If these five people

gave you their hearts.

And music is everything.

Polish ham? Who am I kidding.

It was amazing.

Yeah.

You're f*cking sexy.

You're a rock star.

Why did you quit?

You have a talent.

Karsten,

that's just thanks

to your guitar.

We can go.

Kuzma.

Yes.

Rudi is very grateful

that you saved his life.

And I convinced

him to switch cars.

Yes, Rudi?

Yes. Yes.

Let's go then. We have to

go home in a few hours.

I have a concert

tomorrow in the evening.

Cool!

Right.

How are we going to get there?

Den, where are you from?

Kreuzberg. Hermannplatz, 4.

Kreuzberg? Little Istanbul!

That's not far from us.

All right. Thank you, guys.

Goodbye!

Bye, Den.

Bye, Kuzma.

Bye, Den. It was

nice to meet you.

Nice to what?

Get out, say a proper goodbye.

Don't worry. I

won't tell Barbara.

Okay.

I'll try to help.

One... two... three.

Well...

Thank you for helping me.

You're a really pretty girl.

I was glad to help you.

I have to go.

I understand.

Maybe we'll see you later?

Yeah.

Bye, Den.

Bye.

What?

Did you take her number?

Let's go.

Oh, God!

What the hell is that?

Beasts!

Freaking animals!

Tomas!

How could you let this happen?

What?

You can shove your what!

Look what these freaks did!

That's a complete garbage.

This is not a car.

I won't take it.

We're screwed.

b*stards!

Hey!

Son of the jackal! You're dead.

This can't be good.

What are you doing?

Tomas!

Tomas!

Tomas! Help us! Tomas! Tomas!

What have you done?

How will I get home?

I have a concert!

How did you even do it?

Dear Mother!

What did you say

about my mother?

Sorry, Kuzma, I don't

do well with the police.

We need some real help here.

So, the police were

going somewhere else.

I'm going to bed.

Yeah.

I knew that Yatsyk and Lesyk would

be expecting me this evening.

Barbara would be expecting me.

Maybe even some fans.

But I had no idea

how to get to Lviv.

So I decided to think

and to eat.

How can you eat here, dude?

I don't know, was really hungry.

You've eaten the ham that'd

cost 300 bucks, yeah?

No.

Around 5.50 for now.

Mom! Somebody help! Guys!

Could you help me?

Help me, please.

What happened?

Where is your mom?

Help my mom! Help her!

That was a success... I never

followed through on anything,

I didn't get a new car, the old

one had some sh*t all over it,

I was not gonna make

it to the concert,

and now they were going

to make me into ham.

What the hell?

Alyosha, translate.

Sir Mehmed says that

he's very disappointed.

You don't act like this

when you're a guest.

You dared to raise a hand against

Sir Mehmed's nephew and his friends.

They sh*t on my car!

Translate it!

My nephew said you were threatening

him. What's your version?

Mehmed is not a k*ller.

He's just an entrepreneur.

He sells clothes,

shoes and so on.

But the thing he cares about the

most is the honour of his family.

That's why you

will die like dogs.

Are you out of your mind?

Alyosha! What does

it mean? Let us go!

If you don't want to start a dialogue,

I'll have to resort to extreme measures.

Sir Mehmed asks if

you have a last wish.

Yeah! I want his nephew to eat

the sh*t he left on my car.

Give them a good scare

and then we'll talk.

Sorry, my friend.

We'll have to cut off your head.

Wait!

Wait!

Hey! Are you nuts?

Boss! You're a grown man!

Alyosha, stop him!

Fine, they don't

have to eat the sh*t!

Good morning, dad!

Good morning, daughter!

Can you give me some money for a taxi. I

overslept and I'm late to the university.

Yes, sure.

Den?

Kuzma?

How do you know this rude man?

Dad! He saved me from attackers

yesterday in the evening.

(In Turkish) What attackers?

Why were you alone outside?

(In Turkish) I was coming

back home from the library,

two people attacked me,

and this brave man

saved me from them.

Untie this guy.

What about his friend?

And his friend.

Hi, Kuzma!

Hi!

How are you?

Thank you!

I'm fine, damn it.

Say that we're sorry and ask

how we can return the favour.

For saving the honour of

Sir Mehmed's only daughter,

Sir Mehmed would like to

offer his sincere apologies.

And he asks: what

would you like to get?

I want my car to be as

good as new. Get it?

Maybe he wants

something special?

Maybe you have a special wish?

Tights.

For my girlfriend.

And... can I get

my glasses back?

Thank you.

You have a girlfriend, Kuzma?

Yes.

Her name is Barbara.

Have a good trip!

I wish they'd had

cut your ba*ls off.

Yeah.

Wow.

This is for you.

Couldn't you ask for a Mercedez?

Was that an option?

It was nice to meet you.

I've no doubts.

Karsten!

I wanted to say thank

you. For saving me.

This is for you.

No, no.

It's too expensive.

No.

A new model comes out this week.

I've already ordered it.

Take it.

Thank you!

Man!

Thanks!

Hey, boss!

Done!

Good.

Good.

What happened?

Oh, I get it.

Thank you, guys!

You can go.

Indeed.

That's all we've got.

It's fine.

Barbara will use it for decades.

Very good.

Guys!

Just look at this beauty!

Let's go to Rudi.

Maybe he'll take

it for a Mercedez.

We can try.

Karsten!

Who owns this?

This?

Nobody owns it.

The owners put it here,

so that anyone in

need could take it.

I'm in need.

Calm down.

We don't have time.

I can have whatever I want?

Hi, Rudi!

Hello! It's me!

Look!

We fixed the car!

Maybe... how to say it...

we change?

No.

It's not even running.

Oh my God! Honey!

I can't believe this

Warszawa is for me!

It was my dream! Thank you!

I wanted it so much!

Ill be very grateful to you!

I'll do everything

for you, dear.

For me?

Sure!

Cool!

Okay.

Let's go.

I'll show you the Mercedez.

My grandpa had exactly the same.

Here it is.

My collection.

A small part of it.

And where is Mercedez?

There you go.

Well...

a Mercedez.

Man...

A Mercedez?

Mercedez 600.

Dude, it's a Mercedez!

A Mercedez!

Hello.

Be a good girl.

Kuzma!

A Mercedez!

I'm sorry! One moment!

Karsten!

Yes, mister.

Bard!

Don't just sit there.

Open the trunk.

Fantastic!

Look at all this space.

Karsten! You will help

me. And you will wait.

Bard!

Don't embarrass yourself.

Okay...

Thank you very much!

You're welcome!

That's a good deal.

Yeah, for sure.

Kuzma!

Help us!

Why are you standing there?

Get the car over here!

That's it?

Can we go now?

Well, if they don't need

the mannequins anymore...

I'll be selling

second hand stuff.

That's gonna be a goldmine!

Kuzma,

you should continue

making music.

And I will be 'making' business.

I know.

Let's go, business.

That's a great

musician from Ukraine!

Damn! We'll be waiting

for a week here.

I have a concert.

Kuzia, look!

Racketeers.

What should we do?

If they ask, we

don't have anything.

Greetings from

Lublin-Lviv brigade.

What do you have in

your truck, yobbos?

What do you care?

We control who's passing through here.

You have to pay us 200 zlotys. Got it?

We don't have any dough!

Then give us your goods.

You call that goods? That's some

trash from the junkyard, fellas.

You'll find the fellas

on a playground!

We're guys.

That's really some trash, guys.

Just open your truck, man.

We'll take a look at your trash.

Come on!

Wow.

That's one hell of a TV.

Take it.

Take it. Come on.

My business is doomed.

Better belly burst

than good drink lost.

Yobbos.

I won't give away the guitar!

It's a very personal thing.

And I won't give away

the tights either!

Is this also a personal thing?

Are you a muso?

Yes.

Fine.

All right. We already have

some presents from you.

You can keep one thing: either

the guitar or the tights.

Bard.

I promised Barbara

to get red tights.

Maybe, the hell

with this guitar?

Are you crazy?

Keep the guitar.

I'll find you the tights.

I promise.

Fine.

Give me back the guitar.

Let's go.

Hey!

Fellas, Guys!

Why are you running

away if you're so cool?

You promised to help me

to get ahead of the line.

And now what?

He's got some ba*ls.

If we don't help him,

we'll "get soiled".

Yeah... people will

stop forking out.

Sure, kiddo! We'll

take care of it.

Kolya the sledgehammer

walks the talk.

Kiddo, I'll go first and

you'll follow me. Got it?

I'll leave you near the border

guard. He'll know everything.

Get in.

Hey, hey!

Hello!

You got the wheels?

A Mercedez.

I see. Congrats!

Thank you! Listen, can you

hurry up with the paperwork?

I'm late to a concert.

Congrats! According to Ukrainian

legislation your Mercedez can't be cleared.

Because it's older

than 10 years.

Since when do we have this rule?

Well,

the law became

effective yesterday.

Fedya, are you kidding?

Listen! There's got to be a

way to get through, right?

You must have come up

with something already.

Fedya, let's be straight, how

much does the car clearing cost?

I'll pay for it.

Bard!

Bard!

Lend me some money.

I'll give it back.

Some more.

Here!

Does everybody see it?

Show must go on!

Take it.

Calm down.

We'll register that the car

is in transit and that's it.

Everyone will be

doing like that.

Crap!

Now I got into debt.

This Mercedez...

When Barbara sees it...

Bard!

Will you at least get me those

red tights that you promised?

Bard!

You're a sharp cookie!

Kuzia! Are you out of your mind?

Yes. Are you out of your mind?

Someone has a concert in two

hours and you're kissing here.

Barbara,

what are you doing here?

I knew that you'd be

back for the concert.

Sorry, there's no orchestra.

The guys are busy,

they have a rehearsal.

My love,

this is for you,

the red ones, as promised.

Is it yours?

Yes.

Will you give me a ride?

I still had jitters

before the concert.

But after our awesome trip I knew

for sure that my choice was right.

Plus, all tickets were sold out. So, maybe

we'll earn something with this amatOurship.

I never got used to that word.

Congrats!

Congrats! Congrats! Congrats!

You're so cool!

Let's go! Come on!

Take one.

Carefully.

Well, you're awesome!

That part... it was really cool!

Thanks, dude!

But we need to stay focused. We

have to get going in three days.

Where?

Are you going to Berlin again?

No, it's a bit early

for you to go to Berlin.

But an encore...

Go ahead.

People are waiting.

We'll have a tour: Vorokhta,

Halych, Terebovlia, Stryi!

Don't be silly... a tour...

A triumphant tour! I've

arranged everything.

And how do you

fit into all this?

What do you mean? I'm

your producer now.

No need to thank me.

You'll do it when you

guys become super stars.

Are you serious?

Have I ever let you down?

Come on! Money

wont earn itself!