01x05 - Where Magic Happens

[bunniefuu]

So, Karunesh invited his girlfriend over

I told him to use the lower bed frame
of the bunk bed and I'll use the upper one

You enjoy your privacy

He agreed

But Mohanti made an MMS clip of them in the night

And forwarded the clip to me

He became upset in the morning
and started yelling at me

It wasn't even my fault

Listen Rastogi!

Have you heard of Ronald Wayne?

Who?

Ronald Wayne, ever heard of him?

Was he Batman's father?

He was an entrepreneur


with his 2 friends

Today that company is worth billions of dollars

But Nobody knows him

Do you know what is the name of that company?

What?

Apple

Everyone knows who Steve Jobs was

Many people might know about Steve Wozniak too

But no one ever remembers the name of
the 3rd guy

And look I'm the 4th guy

Yogi said something?

Don't be antsy about what Yogi said,
He is probably annoyed with his hairfall

What could he even say?

I'll whoop his sorry a*s someday,
He hasn't seen my livid side yet

But Jeetu?

I told him on the phone last week
that its a bank holiday on the 1st of next month

Following with a weekend

So his salary would be 3,4 days overdue

He disconnected the phone halfway

How rude!

Do you know what Naveen said
when I told him about this?

I'm busy Mandal
I'll talk to you later

Go make some tea for me

Is this a way to talk to a CMO?

Not at all

Sometimes it feels like that
I'm nothing, Rastogi

I mean

Naveen gives presentations

Jeetu does coding

Yogi gets to meet with vendors

No one gives me any work to do

I think I'm a zero

Don't fret over these stupid little things

Look at me, I've been fighting for 14 years

Look at you, who is gonna bag seed funding
in just 6 months

From none other than Plutus atlantic

You're only left with the partner meeting now

Then everyone will acknowledge your reputation
in the market

I don't need any respect from the market, Rastogi

I just want my 3 friends to respect me

Then show them your dedication

Give your blood, sweat and tears to this startup

Go the extra mile and they'll
start respecting you

How else am I going to show them dedication?

I am the one who works his a*s off
for Jeetu 5 days a week

I get exhausted by the evening but
I still cook dinner for Yogi and Naveen

I go around all day with this pen drive clinging to me

If this isn't enough dedication then
I don't know what is

What's with this pen drive?

All the company's secrets

Everything important to the company...

...is in this pen drive

This is what will make our company big

I update it after every meeting

I was in New York last year,
got it from there for $5

But I'm sure that this same device
will get us 5 Billion dollars one day

Why don't you drink this?
huh?

Yeah Chill out!

No no no no

I will drink only beer...

I have a digestion problem with these
inferior quality drinks

Drink up, there's nothing wrong with it

This is Rastogi's special

This is what we were selling in
our 6th startup venture

Colombo Tsunami

The title is a little insensitive

Otherwise Tiger Global would've been onboard
just like that

Just for you, I'll have one sip

Okay, two

Jeetu's wife is so hot man

Really?

And so cultured

I don't know where my mom finds these dumb b*mbos
and insists me to meet them

I once asked a girl,
"What do you like about Avatar?"

She said, "Rajesh Khanna[*Actor in Avtaar] is so cute"

I mean what the f*ck girls?

Sorry, I'll be back in 2 minutes,
Nature's call

Come back in a jiffy

You have to pay the bill

Of course, I had a good time

Thank you!

No no, thank you

If they ask you about the salary,
tell them to give you a minute to think

Tell the HR that you'll manage your
own transportation

They'll be as pleased as punch

Guys, Uber is booked
Cab will be here in Five

Hurry-up Naveen!
We have to double check

If it weren't for my VP promotion,
I wouldn't be fighting for you

I'm doing this because your
product is promising

Stop yammering, I've been ready since last night

I even slept wearing the tie

Jeetu, come along now

Hold on a minute

Check in the closet drawer,
there must be a white carry bag

Yes the one with Kalyani sari

You'll find your certificate, passport,
checkbook and every document in it.

What is he up to?

Soumya is interviewing for a job today

He's been blabbering about his
postmodern post-marriage love story for 2 hours

Hey Yogi!

Have you seen my pen drive?

Which one?

The same with...

Yogi has already taken 2 or 3 backups
of the presentation

Oh hello!

Six backups

No its not here

Mandal, sit your a*s down

Mandal, sit down there

What are you doing?

Naveen, what the hell is going on?

Naveen, come along
What are you even doing here?

I could only sleep for 4 hours,
At least let me wash my face

We're finally getting the funding today

My luck is shining and so should my face, No?

You guys are taking this meeting very lightly

I'm telling you since day 1...

...everyone in the firm is liking your idea
but this has nothing to do with seed funding

All that matters is whether
Bhardwaj likes it or not

We've just 30 minutes left,
Come along now come on come on

You guys are so t*rd...

...Turn it off

Alright I'm sitting down

No no get up

Just be punctual,
Temples can wait

Jeetu!

Alright I'm hanging up

Hey listen, breakfast is in the fridge
Eat properly, Okay?

Oh and have some sweet yoghurt,
it'll bring you good luck

All the best

Wish her good luck for me

Naveen wishes you all the best

Wish her for me too

Just say it simultaneously
and be done with it guys

No its nothing, Puneet wishes you
all the best. I'll talk to you later

Sorry

Do you guys know that Ideally
I shouldn't even be here

Why did I come here?

The most important...

With whom are you guys meeting?

Ankit Bhardwaj, senior partner
Plutus Atlantic

Do you guys have any idea who is he?

He's known as Midas Bhardwaj
in the VC circles

Is it Midas or Midaas?

Shut up you benighted fool

He has 17 multi million dollar companies
in his portfolio and zero in his anti portfolio

What's anti portfolio?

What is investor's portfolio?

The companies he chose to fund
and they became successful

Then what is its ANTI?

The companies he chose not to fund
and yet they became successful

Exactly

Bhardwaj doesn't have any header of
anti-portfolio in his profile

Now if he rejects your idea today...

...then mark my words no one will give a
flying f*ck to your idea in Bombay or Bangalore

Now you don't want to go to Delhi
and I don't want to remain as an analyst forever

So let's focus on it together,
Okay?

Those 30 minutes inside that room...

...can take your lives in two
completely opposite direction

You have an impressive product
and you did a lot of elbow grease on it

This is what it boils down to

And don't forget to lick his ba*ls
the minute you enter there

Alright guys, cab is here
Let's leave

Naveen, button your shirt to the neck

Mandal- I couldn't find it

Puneet- Guys hurry up!

Jeetu- Let me put on my shoes

Jeetu- Mandal did you wear my socks again?

Mandal- No, I'm wearing my own

Jeetu, your demo is ready?

What about FB login?

Oh, not yet

I'll do it in the cab

Yeah okay

Should I wear a tie?

You can wear boxers in their
let alone tie

Ankit, Naveen and team

Sir, I saw your TED Talk
it was very thought provoking

Which one?
California or Vancouver?

Both of them

Really? Vancouver is next month

Puneet, you want anything?

I'm sorry guys but...

No no its okay
feel free

Missed the breakfast, now my
wife is making me eat oats as a punishment

You guys are married?

Only me sir

Oh, so girlfriends?

Sir, Naveen has one

So Ankit, should we start the presentation?

Naveen

Uh no wait a second

Hold on for a minute

Guys...

...on my way back from bangalore today

And I must say the idea has
lot of potential

The targets that you guys have mentioned
are quite realistic and achievable

And the revenue model is also
very impressive

Thank you sir

BUT...

And I say the BUT in capital letters

Couple of days back,
few guys presented me...

...the exact same idea with the
exact same targets

and the exact same revenue models

Now I'm not sure how this has happened

Hold on a minute, Ankit

I've been with these guys for last 3,4 weeks now
I'm pretty convinced that its their original idea...

I don't think they have stolen it or..

No no I'm not accusing anybody

Even for me this is a unique situation

But two teams with exactly the same idea..

can't just be a coincidence

But we have this idea since college...

But Ankit we've been on this since college

If you want I can also show you our chat
and conversation over mail

We've been planning this for 3 years

Guys guys I'm not a detective

I'm an investor

And the same product has been pitched
to me twice by 2 different teams

Sir, I mean can you disclose their names?

Well...

I can't reveal their names at this point of time

And...

This changes few things for you guys

Let me explain you how the investment
process really works

So, in this sea of unknown

You guys are sitting here on this island

Comfortably with your idea

Let's call this island..

Comfort zone

And I'm here on this island

Where magic happens

This is where big companies are formed

Now you guys have to reach here

There are 2 options

One..

You step out of your comfort zone
and start swimming

You'll have to face the waves of uncertainty,
the tides of sacrifice

The unpredictable climate change
of destiny

And... I'm not sure if you're
gonna make it to there

But luckily for you guys,
there's another option

I have a boat named as
$$ money

I can send this boat to
you guys

You can hop into that boat and
can easily make it to this island

But herein lies the problem

A replica of your island is at
this end of the sea

And I can send my boat in
only one direction

But sir shouldn't we get the investment
since its our original idea?

But guys..

Because I own the boat

Only I can make that choice

And as unfortunate as it may sound

The ball right now is..

..completely in my court

I know its confidential,
that's why I called you

Your promotion's on stake? I'll
call you later then. Okay bye

Guys, thing is that Bhardwaj is not gonna
disclose the names

And Bangalore team is also uncommunicative

Realistically its tough to get the names

Puneet, can you work something out?

I'm trying but there's another problem

Bhardwaj is leaving for Dubai day after tomorrow

What then?

I'll sort it out in a 2nd meeting tomorrow,
Don't worry I have some contacts

I'll call them and get back to you

sh*t man

Are you sure that Puneet didn't leak our idea?

No no his own promotion is on stake,
he didn't do it

What's the matter Shreya?
You know I have a meeting today

Then why are you calling me over and over?

I'm facing a huge problem here,
I can't come right now

But at least tell me what's the matter?

Alright I'm coming,
Yeah I'll be there

Guys I'll be back in 20,
Call me if Puneet comes up with anything

We should make a list of probable suspects

Would that help?

I have a lot of experience with larceny

When I was in MBA 1st year,
someone used to steal my water bucket on
alternate days

So I formed a list and applied base theorem,
Turned out culprit was from my wing

I have a hunch its somebody we know

Mandal, where's your pen drive?

I don't know,
couldn't find it

I met Rastogi last weekend,
since then its...

f*ck!

Each and every demo and templates
were in it

Call that Rastogi now

Call him you moron

I'm sorry

Put it on speaker

He's in Bangalore,
That's where he pitched our idea

sh*t, do we have to go to Bangalore now?

Wanna go to Bangalore m*therf*cker?

Yeah Rastogi might be sitting in a coffee shop,
jerking off to your name

Please don't talk to me like that

I'll beat your a*s you c**t face

All you had to do Mandal was nothing
Nothing

That's all you had to do and
you sh*t in that too

I've been telling Naveen since day 1
that we shouldn't include him

I can tolerate his zero contribution
But I can't put up with his negative contribution

We would've gotten the term sheet by now

Who gave you the right to f*ck with our lives?

Yogi, why are you speaking like that, bro?

I'm already feeling guilty

I didn't do it on purpose

Yeah you can't do it on purpose,
you know why?

Because you're a c**t

Yogi its enough
Hold on a second

You're a c**t
The whole world knows that you're a c**t
And you also know that you are a c**t

Stop talking to me like that Yogi

Yes I know I made a mistake.

But we are friends...

Really?

Then where are your other friends besides us?

And why did you find Rastogi, of all people
to drink beer with?

Do you know why it was always your bucket that got stolen?

Because you're a p*ssy

You're the biggest douchebag out there

This ordeal that we are suffering is a punishment
for involving c**ts like you in our team

Okay then

You won't have to suffer because of me again

It was great working with you guys

I quit

Mandal...

Yogi you shouldn't have...

- Mandal...
- Get lost

Take a stand in your life just this once
and don't ever come back you damn sore loser

What are you doing Yogi?

Shreya

Hold on a minute
Just a sec

Aunty, can you move it?

Who are you calling aunty?

Madam, can you please move it?

Come on that side

What is this nonsense?
you've never been so unreasonable

I was in the middle of a meeting
and you kept calling over & over

Remember Rio?
That job interview I had?

Yeah, what about that?
You rejected it.

Yes but they have new vacancies in
their London office

And they want me there ASAP

Infact, I have to get back to them by tonight, latest.

For how long?

I thought you were happy here?

I am...
Ofcourse I am, but...

Naveen, its a dream job in a dream city

Its like a once in a lifetime opportunity

Have you decided then?

I don't know

I can't believe I have to choose between...

My future and our future

And I don't want to make that choice all by myself

What can I say now,
its your decision

What would you have done if you were in my place?

I think you should go

Mandal's phone is switched off

Why do you flip out so much Yogi?

He's not gonna go anywhere,
he'll be home after a couple of beers

Yogi, He's Mandal
Will you take responsibility if he did anything stupid?

There's your as*h*le

Must be Soumya, I told her to come here
after the interview

Listen, keep your trap shut,
I don't want her to get in a stew

I got it

Interview was amazing, they are gonna send me an offer letter
and I'm gonna join by next week

Congrats Soumya...
Congrats

I'm sorry Yogi, I didn't see you

No no, you guys carry on
I'll be inside

No no, its allright
Actually this is for you

What's in it? sweets?

No, these are visiting cards from Vista prints,
they delievered it in the morning

Actually he told me that the quality of previous cards
was quite shoddy so...

How did the meeting go?

It was great, presentation went pretty well
Demo was amazing so..

We pitched it well, he liked it

Yeah meeting was great

Did you talk to Dad?

No

Actually I could talk to my Dad only
He was asking about you and dad

I have a hunch that dad knows about it

So, I think first I should talk to you and then dad

Why? you should talk to dad first

How can you married couple can tell the difference
between whose dad we're talking about

Okay, I'll talk to dad but should I say?

Say what you always say

I know we disagree with him but we
don't disrespect him. You should call him

Puneet is calling

Yeah, hi Puneet
Its Yogi here

Yeah look Yogi, I couldn't find the name directly

But I have Bhardwaj's last week schedule
right in front of me

I have the details of all of his previous meetings

Can you check if he had any meeting with Rastogi?

Yeah, check for a Rastogi

No no Rastogi with an R, yes

There's no Rastogi here Yogi

No Rastogi?

Why don't you check alphabetically?
and tell me the names starting from A

There are almost 80 names here,
I have already cross checked the list

Either they are big companies or already funded startups

There's only one slot left with no name
but just an Email ID

What is the Email ID?

Some peculiar ID, yes...

dungeon_master@hotmail.com
there's an underscore between dungeon and master

Oh f*ck!

Why did you choose this place
to talk about such an important matter

We could've gone to a restaurant

Maybe because I wanted to walk
down the aisle with you once

Good to know, that your sense of humour
is still intact

And good to see, that your "career comes first"
ideology is still intact

Naveeeeeen!

Please say it

Just say it once that I love you,
I can't live without you, please don't leave me

Shreya, I love you,
I can't live without you

But please go

We'll try and figure out something

Like what?

Long distance?

You know that never works

I might never come back

You can't move there
and I can't be here

Let's not try to take the easy way out, okay?

There's still time. I'll give you a coin,
make the trial room your jury room

That is not gonna change anything

I know you too well
you know thats the problem

You're getting very predictable you know

You're not instigating me, please stop trying

Listen, really?
You're letting me go? me?

You're letting this and this and
these and that go?

Do you realize how tough it is to get this combination?

It won't be tough, it will be impossible

But its your job
You have to do it

You know that your work is the only thing that will
be here long after you're gone

Naveen, that's just a figure of speech

We're not Gandhi, Newton or Shakespeare

Our work is just gonna get buried with our graves
Its as simple as that

That is not true Shreya

Hold on a minute

What is this?

Your head

What nonsense?

Go on tell me what's this?

Its a bottle, what else?

Who built it?

How would I know?

You know when man used to live in caves 1000 years ago...

Are you kidding me?
We are going that back, are we?

Yeah we are going that back
Listen to me

He would find it arduous to draw
water from the rivers

Then someone made a water container made of leaves
But it wasn't durable

Then someone noticed that exposing wet soil
to direct sunlight turns it into clay

And then someone else made a pot from
that very clay

But that wasn't durable either

Then someone invented plastic

And then someone else thought
plastic would make a durable container

Then someone else designed its shape,
another person made it transparent

Someone discovered the caps,
and someone designed the threads of the cap

And someone made a whole factory
to manufacture bottles

in which thousands of people work
just to make these bottles

Millions of people have been
working for so many years, Shreya
so that we can make use of these bottles

Maybe we don't acknowledge it but...

...there work is still here
long after they're gone

And this is just a bottle, Shreya

look at your surroundings
You're standing at a museum of human work history

Just look around

And what better place to prove your point, right?

Like always
you're right Mr. Bansal

Will you miss me?

On some lonely nights, maybe

You?

Every night

Pervert prick

Well, I'll have to do something

Promise me that you'll give me a window
of 3 months before you start seeing someone else

Okay, and you also don't go on a selfie spree
once you're in London

Okay done

We were sort of a soulmates type, right?

We would be marrying for sure if I had been here

Thank god it didn't happen

So, technically we're breaking up

We never got into technicalities baby

No, I'm saying that because...

...it makes for a breakup sex for one last time

Ofcourse

I'm leaving for home tonight for one week,
We'll get to that once I'm back

Anyway, I'll be leaving next week...

Okay, listen

I think I should go now

I have a flight to catch in the evening
and I haven't even started packing yet

Okay?

I'll talk to you tomorrow

Listen...

Here, keep this

- What's this?
- 1767 [*PIN no.]

Why are you giving me your credit card?
what nonsense?

Don't be a hero in front of me,
I know your financial situation

Groceries are on me for a month, okay?

And its not a gift,
I'm giving you a loan

You can pay me later

Okay?

Naveen don't do this,
not here, okay?

You know I can't leave like this

What happened?

I had to do a lot of sacrifices
for the startup

I gave up a decent job, decent salary,
good stantard of living

And it never bothered me

But now you are sacrificing for my work

It hurts me a lot

Hurts like hell

But if didn't hurt then its not
gonna be a sacrifice, right?

And there'll be a time when you're gonna be
on the cover of TIME magazine,

then this'll all seem worth it

But just please make sure that happens, okay?

For us,
Okay?

Bye, I'll call you

Thats why I was getting a lot of Emails lately
regarding Hair therapy

He's been f*cking with me since 6 months

And you were gonna replace me with him?

Yeah because of financial crunch

Learn to apologize, Yogi

Nah, apologies are stupid

But I'm sure these assholes will be grovelling
when I'll stamp their asses with my shoes

Yogi please, you ought to be calm

You're in a black mood since morning,
let me handle this with patience

Okay but if they aggravated me,
I'll f*ck their sh*t up

They are only 17 years old kids,
I'll talk some sense into them

Allright, you talk and I'll kick
Okay? lets go

And they're lucky that I didn't put on
my woodland shoes today

The f*ck happened here?

Where are those blockheads from last time?

What's that?
Looks like someone took a sh*t here

Come on hurry up, lets do our business

Come Yogi, come
we were waiting for you

you guys knew we were coming?

No no, we just like to sit like this
everynight from 8 to 10

We got a hold of main gate's CCTV surveilance
right here

Baby, you got your dramatic entry,
Can I go now?

Yeah okay

you're taking me to spa in the evening, right?

Banali, I'm working

Look guys...

You know why we are here

It took a lot of elbow grease for us
to make that product

You guys did a mistake
and its ill*gal too

And you guys are just kids in college,
we're not gonna lodge a complaint against you

You made a mistake, its alright.

You just need to call Bhardwaj and backout

Relax, we're not taking any action against you

Jeetu, this guy is very cute

If you'll track the IP address,
you'll get Mulund's cyber cafe

You ain't got sh*t on me

Look, we have all the proofs which claims
that this is our idea

I'm telling you for your own good,
you guys are in college

You'll get into trouble when
your parents get to know about it

i'm not scared of my parents

If our parents had enough time to
reprove us...

...then you wouldn't be dealing with
a brat like me

Hold on a second, Jeetu
Give me your phone

Give me your phone and I'll tell these f*ck
who to call. Ambulance or Bhardwaj?

Give me your phone

have you met Reddy?

Reddy was very fond of video chatting

He cajoled a Bulgarian girl on omegle

And then every night he used to skype with her,
doing some nasty nasty...

But little did he know that I was
recording all the chats

And one day...

I uploaded all the video chats on the internet

It took him a lot of grovelling to do
for me to take those videos down

And this is my best friend we're talking about

While you are a mutual friend of my father's third cousin

You gonna login at 1 AM tonight, right?

Svetlana is a single mom

And also an entrepreneur in many ways


Reddy just got a new hard drive for it

It helped a lot during dry day,
say her thanks for me

Dare not touch, Yogi

Got a free router with my new computer

Wanna test the upload speed?

Guys, please...

Bill stomped on Steve to create Microsoft

Then who are you?

Go back the same way you came

If you even tried to contact Bhardwaj...

...then Yogi-Svetlana's folder
won't only be in Reddy's hard drive

Okay, lets go

Assholes

Entrepreneurs?

Telling me to backout

Hey Jeetu, come on I'm not convinced yet

Come and convince me that I should backout

Convince me as*h*le

What did you say?

Convince me

Convince you?

Out of the way

What are you doing?

This m*therf*cker asked me to convince him

First I convinced my wife, then my dad,
then my family

Son of a b*tch is just 17

m*therf*cker, my i7-4790k edition

What are you? some gangsters?

We're not gangsters

We are entrepreneurs, m*therf*cker

You know how much it costs to
get your child into junior KG?

Do you have any idea about house mortgaging?

I went to the grocery store yesterday

You know how much does baby corn cost?

Rs 120 per 100 grams

Oh my, Rs 1200 per kg? Damn!

What did I want?

That you get your seed fund and I get my promotion,
Is that too much to ask for?

You hardly faced a challenge and 25% percent
of the team has resigned already

Puneet, he has switched off his phone,
how is that our fault?

Naveen, talk some sense itno him dude

I'm tired of talking now,
you should do it

Is this the team that I've advocated for?

This CEO attends meeting without even
taking a shower or freshen up

This CEO curses and bullies people

This CTO vandalizes the computers

This seems like a million dollar team,
howcome no one has decided to fund you yet?

Puneet, he's coming

Alright let bygones be bygones,
just don't say anything to Bhardwaj

I'll do the talking, okay?

Okay lets go

Are you alright? you seem gloomy

Hi guys, sorry I got stuck on a call

How're you guys doing?

Good, sir

Where is uhh...

Uhh Manda...uhh Saurabh is unwell actually
so he won't be joining us today

Okay, no problem

Ankit, I was talking to Naveen and
these guys really want to renegotiate the terms

Puneet, can you sit this one out?

I'm really sorry but I want to talk to
the guys directly

So, if you can take a break,
it'd be great

I know this means a lot to you,
you've worked very hard on your product

And, I really appreciate the amount of
hard work that you've put in

But...

Last night I had a chat with the other team
And...

They are offering me a much better deal now

From here on I can virtually own that company

So... I have no reason why I shouldn't
invest in them

But don't you think sir its..
what they have done is ill*gal?

Like we've got our product registered and
there are copywrite laws...

You can copywrite a product but you
can't copywrite an idea

Selling goods online is an idea

But Flipkart, Snapdeal, Amazon
they are all selling it

I think sir its extremely unfair to us

-Like we've been working on this for...
-Look guys...

As a human being, I genuinely
feel sorry for you

But as an investor, I can't let
that feeling come in my way

And if I want to do a business
then I ought to look out for my self interest, right?

Sir like, Puneet knew about it since the beginning

May I come in, sir?

Saurabh?

I thought you were sick

Too bad you came all the way because...

I have nothing but bad news for you

Its okay sir, but can I give you a presentation?

Presentation? I just told them that I've
made up my mind and there's no point in...

Please sir

I spent Rs 35000 to make this presentation

I know you have seen all the company documents
but sir this will make our company really big

I'll need just 2 minutes sir

Alright, go ahead

Naveen's Team by Saurabh Mandal

This team consists of 4 members

Naveen Bansal

Jitendra Maheshwari

Yogendra Kumar Pandey

And me, Saurabh Mandal

Let's begin with Jeetu

All of us have a Mr Sharma's son[*Stereotypical intellectual son]
in our life

But in Bikaner's Government high school,
there was a Mr Maheshwari's son

Jitendra Maheshwari

Sir, I've never seen a live performance of
Backstreet Boys

But I've seen Jeetu writing code

Continuously for 36 hours,
without any sleep

He could've easily gone to US to
work for facebook

But he didn't leave India for his family's sake

Afterall he is a family man

And now for the first time in his life he went
against his family for this startup

Why? Why did he do it?

Yogi

Sir, some people know very few people

Some people know most of the people

But Yogi knows everyone

Naveen told me that when they visited Gujarat[*Dry state]
Yogi arranged for a beer at 4 in the morning

I learned more about Cost cutting from Yogi
than from my MBA lectures

He bought a cake of just Rs. 25 for his birthday

He had a CGPA of just 5.3[out of 10]

But he got a salary package of Rs 2.2 million

He would've been the Mumbai regional head
in just 2 years had he been working there

But then why did he leave his job for this startup?
Why is he fighting tooth and nail for this startup?

Only to let his hair fall?

Why?

And finally

Naveen Bansal

I love watching movies

In the end of every movie,
there's director's name written under "A film by"

I used to get angry by seeing that

I mean...

Actor acts, writer writes and cinematographer
shoots the film

Then what does the director do that
he gets such a special attention

All he has to do is to make a choice
Good or bad

But Naveen has realised me that choices
are the most challenging things in life

Sir, this whole idea is Naveen's

This is his product

This is his team

If there's anyone in this world for whom we
all can take a b*llet

This is the gentleman sitting over here

For this team, he made our home office
and his own home was turned itno a warehouse

This is the man who didn't like to iron his own shirts,
who now volunteers to launder all of our clothes

All of us have done a lot of sacrifices for each other

But Naveen has done a lot more than that to shield us

Why is Naveen doing all this?

All of us

Why all of us are so hell-bent for this startup?

I'll tell you why sir

Because we all want to reach here

And we're not waiting for any boat

We're already swimming in the sea of unknown

We've already left our comfort zone long ago

Now we don't care about the changes, challenges
or sacrifices we'll have to face

No matter what

Our team will reach here,
where magic happens

And what do you do in your team?

Sir, I don't have any value individually

I'm a zero

But the net value increases by 10 times
when I add up

You've made your point

Now let me make my point very clear

No matter which team gets here

It's ultimately going to be me who's going to
shape their idea and make them a bigger company

You need business business expertise to
build this things

And, at the risk of sounding arrogant
let me tell you guys that

The team which I shall support,
that team would be the strongest

And that team will make a bigger company

And I think you guys are forgetting that,
I've already decided to back the other team

Sir, you're also forgetting something

Yours is not the only island in the sea

There are other magical islands

Who'll be more than happy to have us on the shore

So you're saying that...

You've offers from other investors as well?

Sir, do you really think that we presented our
product to just one investor?

And who are these investors exactly?

Sorry sir, I can't reveal their names
at this point of time

You know my reputation guys

If I reject your idea, then no one
will dare to invest here with you

And sir you know our perseverance

We'll surely make it up to there

Either in your portfolio or in your anti-portfolio

I play poker a lot

I know a bluff when I see one

You have no other offers

You're trying to play on my fear of losing out

When the fact is...

Apart from me

You've nowhere else to go

Sir, the ball is still in your court

Stay here Mandal, where are you going?

No, I'm going home

I have to draft a formal resignation letter

Whatever happened to your "perseverance"
and "making up to the island"?

Now that we're telling you to stay,
you're walking out

No, too much emotional attachment is bad

Whatever happened, happened for the best

Sit-down as*h*le

Didn't you hear me as*h*le? come back

Why do you want me to stay if I'm an as*h*le?

Because you're my friend m*therf*cker

Come on now, sit-down here

I won't

It was just a presentation,
don't try to be a hero now

I was in a black mood yesterday,
come on back here

I said I won't

I know I overreacted yesterday,
try to understand what I'm saying

understand what?

That I'm saying sorry m*therf*cker

Now come back here or I'll whoop your a*s

It's okay
I forgive you

We got it

We go it Jeetu

Guys put me down

I told you what my pen drive could do

Cheers

Let's take about 10 such pitchers to home,
we'll get some fine quality beer with a lot of froth

We've only got 10% of the seed fund,
don't f*ck this up before paperwork

Says the guy who recently f*cked it up in a hostel

It was exhilerating though, wasn't it?

Half of my frustration was because you
broke my phone

Give me your phone,
I need to talk to Soumya

Naveen, I think our new office should be
in the vicinity of Powai lake

The research says that if you see water every morning,
your blood cells are tend to increase by 12%

We can hardly afford 1 BHK there f*ck

We need someone for UYOS, Jeetu needs a developer,
we need an office setup, I need an intern

Don't worry, our CEO Mr. Bansal
will give us everything. We'll get everything

No one ever gets everything dude

There are some things which are never
meant to be yours

What the hell happened to you?

No nothing, I'm just kidding

Okay you guys enjoy,
I need to make a phone call

Naveen? hi

Hey Rathore, how are you bro?

I'm doing great,
what about you?

You were in final year,
what are you doing here?

No no, I graduated last year
I have a job here now

That's great. you've grown up

No dude, you're the one who's doing great

I just liked your facebook status

Oh, so you know about it?

Congratulations man, you aced it

I'm feeling very jealous from you right now

Your life is gonna be awesome dude

While we will only get to fill excel sheets
in our office

I've only got weekends to enjoy

Although I also thought about opening a startup
but I couldn't give it enough time

And even if I got enough time,
nobody's luck is as good as yours

Tell me one thing...

What are you?