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03x07 - Jeopardy!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Game Changer". Aired: September 20, 2019 – present.*
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03x07 - Jeopardy!

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- [Sam] Get ready for a Game Changer.

Tonight guests: a Twitch
for 400 it's Ify Nwadiwe.

- Hey.

- [Sam] Role playing games for 800

its Brennan Lee Mulligan,

- I'm alive.

- [Sam] And 1988's big business

for a thousand it's Ally Beardsley.

- Good morning oh, I spilled everywhere.

And your host me,

I've been here the whole time.

This is Game Changer the only game show

where the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants now.

You understand how the game works?

- Sorry we actually don't there's no,

you haven't given any rules.

- That's kinda the whole point.

- That's right our contestants
have no idea what game it is.

They're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing

The only way to win is by learning.

And the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado,
let's begin players.

I'm not gonna lie.

I straight up phoned this one in.

Today we're just going
to play some jeopardy.

- You're telling me right now,

we're about to play jeopardy
against Brennan Lee Mulligan.

[laughing]

Who Wants to be a Millionaire's
own Brennan Lee Mulligan.

- Categories are red
herrings, video games,

Shakespeare, theme parks,
Italy, and the 80s.

Brennan I'm going to start with you.

- Fantastic thank you, Alex.

Let's go Shakespeare for 800.

- Brennan, you set sail
for Shakespeare at 800.

- There was a little boat sailing

across the Jeopardy screen.

- Ify your move.

- I'm going to go the 80s for 800.

Ify you set sail for the 80s at 800 Ally.

- I'm going to go for
It-aly for 800 [laughs]

- You set sail for Italy at 800, Brennan.

that's back to you again.

- I will also set sail for Italy at 800.

- Oh, I'm sorry Brennan.

That move is not available to you.

- Fantastic I was hoping
for such an answer.

I've discovered more about
the nature of the game

and am thus closer to winning.

- Ify I'll move on to you,

I will move to Italy for 800

- Italy for 800 Ally its your go.

- Oh, good I thought I
was about to get sunk.

I will move to Theme Parks for 800.

- Theme parks for 800 and Brennan.

- So it seems that we've
discovered some parameters.

Thus far only orthogonal
moves one square at a time

are allowed that's right orthogonal baby.

- All of a sudden you have a pipe

- helmsmen let's make a course due East

theme parks for 800.

- Theme Parks for 800.

- Captain Beardsley ahoy.

- Welcome aboard.

- You find yourself each
at the helm of a ship,

adrift on a dark and foreboding sea.

Despite the undulation of the waves

all is eerily still.

A thick fog permeates the
air as well as your minds.

For the life of you.

You cannot remember who you
are or how you ended up here.

All you can remember is a grab bag

of general knowledge trivia.

I believe Ify that is your move again,

- The 80s for 800.

Alright yeah, the 80s were a good time.

- Ally that's you.

- I'm gonna go Italy for 800.

- Brennan you look down
off the deck of your ship

and you discover a rowboat
lapping calmly at the waves,

a rowboat that seems to
belong to an old pirate,

- I would like to address
this pirate and say,

I know not your face.

But I fear that that don't
mean much as I barely recognize

my own tell me traveler,
do you know who I am?

- Oh, I'm afraid.

There's very little memory
or knowledge left anymore.

On the Jeopardian seas

here knowledge, it is like treasure.

It is our most valuable resource

we where ones rich with knowledge

but then a terrible sea serpent
plunged us into darkness.

- I've two questions for you pirate.

Number one, where be this sea serpent?

- Oh, should I answer that,

I see I thought I'd get both
questions and then answer both

- No cause the answer to this question

may affect question number two.

- Unfortunately for all of us

wait long enough in the
serpent will find you.

They say up is down and left
is right endings are beginnings

and beginnings are endings
questions are answers

and answers are questions
and such will be the case

until the serpent is destroyed.

Things are other things, those things,

the first thing you get it.

It's like a whole upside down rigamaroll.

- Question the second me heartie.

How may one reach

the answers at the bottom of these patches

of wide open sea?

- Oh, you seek answers, do you?

- Aye

- And yet you should seek questions.

As I lay here at night, staring
longingly at the full moon,

an answer haunts my soul.

An answer to a question
I've long forgotten.

- Give me your answer traveler.

And I shall give you your question.

- The pirate leans forward,
excited and trembling.

- I gaze up at the sun
setting on the horizon

lay a weathered hand on
the gunnel of my ship,

gaze at this pirate
and say what be Pirates

of the Caribbean matey.

- That's right my child
and just like Pirates

of the Caribbean is a ride underground.

So I've heard I've never been. So too,

is there a secret city
on the Jeopardian Seas.

All one must do, is be swallowed up by it.

And with that she rows cackling away

giddy with her newfound knowledge, Ify.

- Thinking it's time to go down

to the 80s for a 1200.

- You, Ify stumble upon a stone statue

of the God Poseiden

- I'll touch it I wanna touch the statue.

- You touch the statue,
it's smooth to the touch.

It's cool as you lay your
hand upon it, you think,

and you're not sure if it's
a trick of your mind that you

can almost feel a heartbeat
coming from inside.

- I try and talk to the statute and say,

what can I do to free you?

- Very faintly you hear

[humming]

- And with that, we will
move on Ally the next move

is yours.

- I am going to go the 80s for 800.

- And we are back to Brennan.

- I will set sail South
for theme parks for 1200.

And back to Ify.

- Go to Italy for 1200.

- Italy for 1200 Ally it's all you.

- I will go to Italy for 800.

- It-aly for 800 Brennan.

- Oh, shocking.

- Keep her steady as she goes helmsmen.

Theme parks for 1600.

- Theme parks for 1600.

- Look at you all trying
to be sneaky and steal

what are ya'll, some type of pirates?

- Ify.

Unfortunately, y'all got the
best pirate of all right here.

- Oh sh*t.

- Let's go down to 1600.

- 1600, you hear singing

- Oh no.

Two beautiful looking sirens.

On the rocks, singing a captivating song.

♪ Potent potables potpourri ♪

♪ Potent potables potpourri ♪

And this beautiful singing lures
you up onto the rocks where

you find yourself stranded just as

a sea serpent.

Oh no.

- appears in our game.

Ally the move is yours.

- I'm not scared I'm gonna
go to It-aly for 400.

- [Brennan] Captains ye be mad!

The serpent's gonna eat you alive.

- Brennan

- Let's keep her headed
South theme parks for 2000.

- You're not gonna try
to come save me okay.

I see, I see you Brennan.

- Three turns of paralysis,

the sea serpent is going to
take an attack of opportunity

on Ally. Ally, your ship
is no match for the might

of this sea serpent.

The serpent swallows you whole and yet,

as you are traveling
through its digestive tract,

you are suddenly spit out the other end

to the Whirlpool,

a Whirlpool, unlike any
Whirlpool you've ever known,

because this Whirlpool
appears to be inverted.

It is spitting you out
versus luring you in.

You cannot confirm,

but you have reason to believe

that somehow this Whirlpool
and the serpent are connected.

Brennan, back to you.

Oh my God.

- Change course master helpsman

due West Shakespeare for 2000.

- As you cast your eyes onto the horizon.

- In search, I think for this world,

you suddenly hear a groaning
underneath you. Something,

that's not the floorboards of your ship.

Something very much alive.

You cast the ship's wheel to
the side and make just enough

way for an enormous whale to
break through onto the surface.

The whale turns its head toward you

and almost seems to smile.

- Ooh.

- I would like to point
at the whales open mouth

as it smiles and say, "Helmsmen!,

set a course for that whales gullet

- You with a reluctant crew.

I should add swing your sails
in the direction of the whale.

The whale opens its
mouth revealing to you,

a seaweed city inside the whale and

a representative of that city,
broaches the mouth and says,

"Hi welcome to the city of the whale.

"so I'm Alvin I'm the head
of the tourist bureau here.

"How may I be of service?

"You staying a short time, long time?"

- Greetings to ye Alvin I'm
the captain of this vessel.

Having heard the wisdom of the
wide seas that there lay an

ancient city within the
gullet of this whale.

- Forget for a momen-

- Oh, so-

- What's that?

- You talked to the pirate? You
talk to the old pirate lady.

- Yeah I talked to the old pirate lady.

I think I said it kind
of with more gravitas,

but yeah, I talked to
the old pirate lady and

- She was here for a couple of,

she was here for a couple
of weeks we got drinks.

- Listen here Alvin forget for a moment.

how you might be of use to me.

I'm more concerned with how
I might be of use to you.

Perhaps you have an answer
and I've been longing

for a question.

- Ah well I gotta say as someone who

you know spends their life in service.

This is like kind of a big deal.

I mean, nobody asks after Alvin.

So if there's anything you need,

I trust you let me know

some times when the kids have gone to bed

and there's nothing good on
TV anymore I'll stare out the

window and this answer will
tumble around in my head like

a sock in a dryer

- Here's the issue Alvin.

[laughing]

The problem here is that both
Twelfth Night and the Tempest,

I believe

- The Tempest! Was the
one I was thinking about.

I could have just walked
through and listed all the

Shakespeare plays I know.

And I would have struck gold.

- Hey, should you ever find
yourself near shipwrecked

on an island just sing a happy tune,

preferably a royalty free one
and you'll turn out just fine.

- Everyone knows how
pirates love jaunty tunes

that are completely royalty free.

- There's two ways out of here,

you go out through the mouth

or you go out through the spout.

The spout is one of the most
powerful forces that we have

here on the Jeopardian
Seas just be warned.

If the exit do the spout, you
can land anywhere in the sea.

- I am not going to sail
back out through the mouth.

When there is another
mechanic of the game,

we could discover. Onward
to the spout helmsmen.

- You are spit out of
the spout of the whale.

And you find yourself
in video games for 800

Ify I think you are still.

- Skibedee boop. Bah da doot.

What you just singing me a tune?

- Yeah yeah just skididebop
op, I'm on a rock.

Something told me to sing on a rock.

When you're on a rock,

it's feeling good on this rock hell good.

Too much might make my body
rock cause I'm on a rock.

- The sirens look at you.

Completely perplexed and amazed.

- Yeah, I could sing too.

Didn't know that huh? Didn't know that.

Now you do.

- Hey what a lovely song you sing.

Are you a siren too?

- If you'll please, join
us in our shipwrecking.

It's fun in a f*cked up kind of way.

- I got some things to do, I would

but I definitely I'm coming back for you.

Definitely coming back, but
I gotta got a game to win.

- Who are you, weary traveler

- I don't even know.

- Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We are the twins, ship wreckers of heroes,

keepers of today's twin question

- Oh oh

- If you have a twin
question, I got a twin answer.

- Very well, today's twin question.

Otherwise known as the daily double

- Ugh why couldn't I have
been stranded in video games?

What is the Trevi Fountain?

- The Trevi Fountain,
you too will need to ask

for the assistance of a powerful fountain

like force to propel
certain shy creatures.

- From their hiding place.

- If I were to find said
fountain like creature

and say their voices are muffled
because they are a statue.

How would I free them from their form?

- Oh, I don't know sh*t about that statue.

That's a whole other f*cking thing.

- I like these batty sirens.

- Back to the board Ally.

- I am going to go to forward
h* video games for 2000.

- You decide to go for a little swim.

The trip through the digestive
tract of the serpent really

did a number on you.

You lower yourself down the ladder,

overboard peer under the water
and see what you're almost

sure are two beading eyes piercing out

from under a log.

- I'm wondering if it's really shy.

So I say you're really pretty [laughing]

- You hear a low sort of murmur in return,

a sort of a dismissive murmur

And that is all.

We are going to turn to the
serpent who is going crossover

into theme parks, Brennan
the move is yours.

- Due South video games for 1200.

- Iffy.

- East as well, theme parks for 1600.

- Ally that is you.

- I would like to swim up.

Take a breath out of the water

and look to where I just came from.

This reverse whirlpool,

which I'm wondering,

does that seem like some sort of force

that could move this shy guy?

- It is not the force
that you are looking for.

- I would like to go to
video games for 1600 please

- Video games for 1600
it is the serpent's move.

Serpent is going to move
to Shakespeare for 400

that's Brennan.

- Due South and give a fair greeting

to Captain Beardsley on the way,

- A wave between captains.

- We each hold out our hands and we go.

Two hooks.

- Ify that's you.

- All right, I'll sail east to Shakespeare

for 1600

- Ally once more.

- I would like to go to Red
Herring for 1600, please.

- Serpent is going to
take his turn coming down

to Shakespare for 800.

Brendan, that's you?

- Helmsmen due south.

- Oh, Brennan's onto something.

- I'm gonna dive into the water

and whistle out over the open sea and say

Alvin you said that you've
never been paid a kindness

You've lived your life in service

and that for the first time someone had

asked you if you needed
a question for an answer,

I'm calling on my favor Alvin you bring

that great Leviathan to call.

- Alvin hears your call.

Well, what can we do for you
here in the city of the whale?

- There's a coward hiding
under that sea log.

And I think he'd enjoy a
little ride aboard the whale's

spout my good Alvin.

- Yes, yes, sir.

Consider me a part of the extended crew

of the SS Whatever You Are,

and he ducks back inside the whale.

The whale turns sort of groaningly around

dips below the water.

Next thing you know
sh**ting out of its log is

the Mer-ctopus.

- Literally out of my dream diary.

I thought my hiding in a log

would have made it clear

that I'm not eager for company.

- Well, Merc-topus, there's
only two things I know.

Number one, you are

I'm just going to be frank and blunt.

You've been rendered
kind of very attractive.

Is that weird to say?

The Mer-ctopus is strangely hot.

- Something you should know
about the Jeopardian Seas

is that everyone's really hot.

Number two Mer-ctopus.

Is I know the creatures of
this far flung and accursed sea

have all the answers
and long for questions,

pose your answer to me,

and I shall see if I can question it.

- If I give you my answer,

and you give me back your question,

may I return to my Sudoku?

- Yes do you?

by the way, do you do

I do the easy-

All of my Sudoku books are only

one third done just the easy part.

- I hear that yeah, it gets,

you'd like to think that you would like

are going to build it out
as a skill and improve.

But really, I just get so
frustrated by the medium

and hard ones there's no
joy in it for me anymore.

Yes, ye may return to
your log you sea devil.

- Fair enough.

- You know, some kids are video game kids

and other kids take their copy of Lord

of the Rings and sit under
a tree outside and read it.

what be I know Sonic
has friends like Tails

and Knuckles and is that [shouting]

- That's exactly what it is, yes.

- f*ck me I almost had
a f*cking heart attack.

- There is a stone statue
of Poseidon on these waters,

and a saber that can be pulled out

of the coral as red herrings
for 400 but be warned,

you will not be able to pull
the sabre out by yourself.

You must overcome your competitive

nature Brennan Lee Mulligan

to have any hope of defeating the serpent

and saving this land.

- I do hear what you're
saying in principle,

but let me see if I can
work my way around this.

- Unbelievable.

- If I were to threaten you

with physical force,

wouldn't that theoretically
be another person

that I could collaborate with?

to pull the saber?

- The mer-ctopus all

of its arms come up and it covers its face

with all of its hands.

And it says how did someone

with a homeschool education become

so wildly competitive you
had no one to compete with.

- I think you answered your
own question [laughing]

- Ye seek it out.

- Ify that's all you

- All right I'll head
to video games for 1600

- Ally

- North for me, please 1200.

- Serpents are video
games. [Ally] as*h*le.

- Brennan.

- Do I get the idea that if
this Jeopardian Sea is kind of

like a Pac Man where if
I sailed South I'd appear

at the northern most spot in video games

- You could try.

- To the edge of the
world lads, sail south

- And you come back round to the top, Ify.

- I will go Red Herrings 1600

- And serpent has the
opportunity here to get

so it does. Brennan you are
sucked down into and out

of the Whirlpool Brennan.

It is your go again.

- Due south Red Herring for 400.

I'm gonna shout out at the sea
serpent thanks for the help

ye nasty sea serpent.

- You see a saber stuck
deeply inside some coral.

- I am going to exclaim loudly.

The mer-ctopus was probably
lying and I'm going to jump out

and attempt to pull the saber out.

- It moves not an inch.

- Why won't this reward
my individual efforts.

Ify that's all you.

I've done the math and I'm going south

to the Whirlpool Ally.

I'm going to red herring for 800

- The serpent appears to be
somehow propelled by the saber

and so takes a move back,
Brennan that's you again.

I see the approach of Captain Ify

coming from the south and
Captain Beardsley headed north.

So I'm going to say
everyone quick quick hide

all the stuff we used to
try pull the saber out

make it look like we've
been waiting here for them.

Put out a spread. Put
out finger sandwiches.

- [Ally] I'm sorry I already saw it.

- Ify that's you.

- I go south.

- South to end up at Red Herrings for 400.

Ally

- Full speed ahead north
to land at red herrings

for 400 players,

as if propelled by some
mechanical force that neither

of you knew was present.

Your ships fall together
like some badass transformer.

And your blue red and
green sails become those

of a combined ship.

A ship that now wields the Saber.

You will now make your moves together.

First, the serpent is going
to back up one more time

threatened by your newfound status.

Players where would you like to go?

Maybe go east to pop up on
the other side of the 80s?

- Set sail for the 1980s

- End up at the 80s the serpent

once more threatened by you now moving

in the other direction and
where we'd like to move crew

- 80s for 800.

- The serpent to move
south and one more time.

Where would you like to move?

- 80s for 1200

players you arrive at the stone statue

of Poseidon. What do you do when here?

I say we take this saber and plunge

it into the sea god's heart.

No kings, no masters.

- That might k*ll him right?

Let's just chop off the hand.

- I don't want to cut any of his body off.

It looks like he's pointing at something.

What is he pointing at something?

He's pointing imperiously
at us poor mortals.

Let's behead the sea God.

- What if we do a practice
stab on the shark?

- You line up for your
practice stab on the shark.

And all that happens
is you touch this stone

with the edge of that saber.

And a crack begins to form in the stone

as if it's ice.

It spreads throughout the statue

and the statue crumbles away

from the top to middle as it does dust

rises into the sky.

And out from the bottom comes this guy.

God damn man son of a b*tch.

How long was that?

Was that like a thousand years?

Was anyone keeping tabs on that?

- Oh, hey, brother

- Hey, how's it going?

- Hey, what's up, What's
up what's up Poseidon?

You are I'm the captain of the
ship that you're looking at.

I am also the captain of the ship

- Oh right of course yes co-captains.

- Yeah, there's three co-captains.

It's like a whole f*cking
lesson about collaboration,

- I'm not into that I'm
more of a solo player,

you know what I'm saying?

But whatever floats your
boat, literally speaking,

- Hey, you know what, man?

we were wondering if you
have an answer that you would

like a question to.

- I got a answer to a
question needs some asking.

But that's cause you're in
need of some more wisdom

to guide you on your journey?

- I want to be very clear.

I'm not after wisdom.

I'm after the dollar amounts associated

with these questions.

- Well, I don't know much
about dollar amounts.

I'm sort of nonmaterial
kind of guy, but sure.

here's a quick here's
a quick answer for you.

- Captains is this You
Spin me Right Round?

- That's what I was thinking too.

- What be You Spin me Right Round.

- Oh boy, man, you saved me quite a bit

of grief there I've been
wondering about the question

of that answer for eons.
Makes no sense given

that it was composed
in the 80s now this is

this is gonna sound a little trippy.

They say up is down and left is right.

And such will be the case
until the serpent is destroyed.

That's what they say.

But because questions
are answers and answers

are questions I wonder if
the reverse is true too.

In other words,

would the serpent be destroyed if up

were made down again

- Are you suggesting that
if we sail up the Serpents

as*h*le we'll eat it
and then it will be dead

- Well that's one idea.

- Set a course for the serpents as*h*le

- Absolutely not I grab the wheel

- Oh my god I'm literally
getting out voted.

This is why there's not three captains

on a ship

- One day it was like everything
got turned upside down.

And suddenly that whirlpool that had

only ever gone down went up instead.

And when it did the serpent
got flung out of there.

- Welp I never noticed this
whole time that compass

is upside down.

- Due south set a course
for the compass roses

as*h*le

- Everyone's quarantine horny.

- Together you make
your way down to the tip

of the compass.

The three of you lift
your anchors together

and throw them across this
giant metal objects they clang

as they tighten the power

of your combined ship
backs up and moves them

together very slowly the
compass moving around and

as it does you feel the gravity

of the game shifting waters that

once moved right move left waters that

once moved up, move down.

The serpent pulled by
this newfound gravity

of the Whirlpool moving in the
other direction is sucked in.

He lets out one primal
screech as he's lured finally

into his water coffin the
three of you have saved

the land of the Jeopardian
Seas with your combined efforts

and your trivia knowledge.

- We all working together reversed

the cardinal directions and sucked

that sea bug up its own
as*h*le. Incredible [laughing]

- And in an instant it
all comes flooding back

to you were reminded that
your names are Brennan

and Ify and Ally and
you are playing a weird

internet game show over video conference.

And you've all collectively
won Tushy bidets.

[laughing]

- Keep that as*h*le clean.

- Are you being serious
right now that we did a

whole as*h*le bit on this
thing and the real prize

is a bidet.

- That is it for us here at Game Changer.

I am Sam Reich a poor excuse
for both a Brennan Lee Mulligan

and an Alex Trebek.

[participants screaming]

- Somebody send me that siren picture.