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04x05 - The Official Cast Recording

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Game Changer". Aired: September 20, 2019 – present.*
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04x05 - The Official Cast Recording

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- Get ready for a "Game Changer!"

Tonight's guests, the fifth
Broadway revival of "Brigadoon,"

it's Zeke Nicholson.

A high school production of "Company"

where they just can't nail the harmonies,

it's Zach Reino.

A filmed production of "Fiddler"

that fails to capture the
magic of either medium,

it's Jess McKenna.

On piano, Scott Passarella.

And your host, me.

I've been here the whole time.

This is "Game Changer."

The only game show where
the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works?

- No.
- We do not.

- No.

- Right, our contestants have no idea

what game it is they're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing,

the only way to win is by learning,

and the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado, let's begin.

Players, have you ever had that dream

where you've been on stage and
you haven't known your lines?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Scott.

[energetic piano music]

Lights up on a small New England town.

It's spring, but winter has
left a hint of dew upon the air.

The local newsie shouts today's headline.

- Extra, extra, read all about it!

The fish are gone.

Where'd they go?

I don't know, but it's not my job,

because I don't write the
paper, I just distribute it.

- That is so funny given what I have next.

A fisherman hawks their catch of the day.

- Ugh, I got a whole batch of nothin'!

Fish are all gone!

It's just water out there!

- Two old women gossip on a nearby porch.

- Did you hear about the fish?

- Did you hear about Gladys?

Sorry, your things sounds bigger.

- No, I heard that Gladys stole the fish.

- Oh, right, okay,

so it was the same thing.

♪ Gladys went out on a schooner ♪

♪ And caught all the fish
♪ ♪ I heard it was tuner ♪

♪ She caught on the schooner ♪

- Welcome to the mountain slash
seaside town of Mountport.

- [Players] Ooh.

- How is that geologically
possible, you ask?

Theater, I suppose.

And like so many musicals,

ours begins with a group number

to introduce you, the audience, to town.

In a scene that will
eventually turn into a song

from the official cast recording,

I give you "Welcome to Mountport"

- Good morning!

- Hello, hello.

Hello there!

- Hello!
- Oh hey you, down there!

- Hey, Timothy!

- Yeah?

- You're not allowed on the
street anymore and you know why.

- Why?

- On account of the crimes.

- Okay, I guess I'll go back indoors.

- Oh, it's another foggy day

where the ocean marine layer

gets stuck in our mountain range.

- That's right.

- I wouldn't have it any other way.

♪ Oh the mountains over there ♪

♪ Next to the sea ♪

♪ How can that be? ♪

♪ Well the mountains
stretch from the sky ♪

♪ Right down to the sea ♪

♪ How can that be? ♪

♪ Like physically ♪

♪ How can that be? ♪

♪ But when you live in Mountainport ♪

♪ You don't ask many questions ♪

♪ Like to say this is impossible ♪

♪ Throw out that suggestion ♪

♪ Yes, the literal name is Mountainport ♪

♪ And that's what we're about ♪

♪ But because we're very busy ♪

♪ Very, very busy ♪

♪ We shorten it to Mountport ♪

♪ The mountain is right next to the sea ♪

♪ How can that be? ♪

♪ How can ♪

♪ Don't ask me ♪

- Don't ask me.

- You can ask me!

- Get back inside!
- Okay!

- Holy sh*t!

- We get a lot of points, then?

- Yeah, put the points in there.

- Holy sh*t!
- Put them up!

- Give me those points.

- What you do is a magic trick.

I'm gonna cut this part

because it doesn't make me look cool.

Very good, players.

[all laughing]

- Thanks.

- Let's give you each a
point for good measure.

- Great.
- We got one point for that.

- Each of you.

Each of you a point.

Rushing in from off stage...

God, Scott, you're so good, too.

With ball cap on head.

With bindle swung over
shoulder is our hero.

Allow them to introduce themselves.

♪ They said I couldn't play baseball ♪

♪ Where I come from ♪

♪ They said you can't pitch that ball ♪

♪ Fast enough, get out of the field ♪

- You can't pitch that ball fast enough.

- Get out of the field!

♪ But I knew if I tried
and practiced long enough ♪

♪ That they'd step to the side ♪

♪ When they saw me throw my stuff ♪

♪ And if they weren't
ready in Prairieville ♪

♪ Then Mount-town's for me ♪

- It's Mountport!

- It's called Mountport, you loser!

- Sorry!

- [Zeke] Where are you goin'?

♪ This is my chance to
take it to the field ♪

♪ This is my chance ♪

♪ I'll never give up, I'll never yield ♪

♪ And when I hit that home
run off my own pitch ♪

♪ Then everyone will see this
is a brand new situation ♪

♪ This is my time ♪

- Our hero, running straight
into the center of town,

is about to meet the newsie.

And in a scene that will
eventually turn into a song,

some advice from that newsie

just might set our hero
in the right direction.

- Extra, extra, midday news!

Fish still gone.

Old woman main suspect.

Oh, haven't seen you around here.

- Hi, yeah, my name's
Alexa, I'm new to town.

I'm trying to join the
Mountport baseball team.

- Yeah, it's called Mountport.

- I'll get it one of these days.

- You gotta be careful.

If you call it something else,

everyone in the town's gonna
rag on you immediately.

- Yeah, yeah, I picked that up.

I picked that up.

- You here to play baseball?

- Yeah, I'm here for the big tryout.

- Oh, well we got a big problem.

We lost both our best
pitcher and our best hitter.

- Well, that's not a problem
once he see what I can do.

- You're a pitcher?

Pitchers are classically
not usually great batters.

- Well, there's nothing classic about me

except for my spunk.

But listen, do you have any advice

about how to succeed in Mountport?

- Oh sure, I got lots of advice

on how to succeed in Mountport.

Just a couple of things you gotta know.

If you wanna be a sort of
a big deal around here.

- Sure.

[upbeat piano music]

♪ Step one, whenever you say ♪

♪ Hi to someone next door ♪

♪ Make sure you've never
ever seen 'em before ♪

♪ Because we don't say hi
to people that we know ♪

♪ To the people we've already met ♪

♪ We say hi h* ♪

- Oh.

♪ So hi to someone who's brand new ♪

♪ Hi h* if I already know you ♪

♪ You got it, that's rule number one ♪

♪ Rule number two, the tuna fish here ♪

♪ Is beyond belief ♪

♪ We catch those tuna
from a place right there ♪

♪ It's little private little reef ♪

♪ It tastes real good,
but don't eat too much ♪

♪ It'll make you throw right up ♪

♪ When it comes to tuna ♪

♪ A touch is enough ♪

♪ Oh, so hi if you are brand new ♪

♪ Hi h* if I already know you ♪

♪ And when it comes to tuna ♪

♪ Just a pinch will do ♪

♪ Rule number three ♪

♪ Don't climb up that big ol' tree ♪

♪ A woman lives in there
and she is not okay ♪

♪ Oh, but that tree looks so inviting ♪

♪ I know you're gonna wanna climb it ♪

♪ But don't you do it ♪

♪ Don't you try it ♪

♪ Again, the woman is not okay ♪

♪ Okay, hi, but then hi h* ♪

♪ And not like not okay ♪

♪ Like there's something wrong with her ♪

♪ She's totally fine, she's just mean ♪

- Got it.

♪ Maybe evil ♪

- Maybe evil?

♪ Don't talk to the woman in the tree ♪

- Good advice for me.

- Alit with optimism,

our hero does one of those
three quarter-turn exits

that only happens in musical theater.

And you can come right back.

[all laughing]

With that, the late comers to
the theater are ushered in.

They get a bunch of mean looks,

like what, you couldn't be on
time for $80 theater tickets?

What is going on in your life

that you didn't set aside
a full hour to get here?

You know what, you
don't deserve a program.

The scenery splits.

The music becomes staccato.

- Nice adjustment, Scott.

- As we reveal the other side
of town, downtown Mountport.

It's not nearly as wholesome,
center of industry.

A businessperson talks
loudly on a cell phone.

- If the stocks are
breaking the roof by midday,

I don't want to hear about it.

- Two drivers yell at each
other from their automobiles.

- Get outta here!
- Hey, you get outta here!

- A busker sings and plays beat
up guitar for spare change.

♪ Why do they call me a busker? ♪

♪ I don't even know that word ♪

- Hey man, this is my corner!

- Oh.

- Two buskers go head to head.

♪ I know why they call me a busker ♪

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ I don't, please answer ♪

♪ I shouldn't even have to say it ♪

♪ Well just say it ♪

♪ But I definitely know ♪

- And on the top of
Mountport's only skyscraper,

we meet our villain.

Allow them to introduce themselves.

- It's me, Tina Johnson,

the nastiest woman in all of Mountport.

I used to be in a big ol' tree,

and I said to myself,
that's not high enough!

I can't be as mean as
I want to be in a tree.

I must move to a skyscraper.

- Just then, our villain's assistant

strolls through the door.

- Uh, hi boss.

So I got the sort of new, uh,

the new readouts on the skyscraper.

We can't build it any
higher than it is now.

- What do you mean, Pinocchio?

- Well, I-
- I want to scrape the sky!

- Yeah, I know, boss, but
if we build it any higher,

it's gonna put a big shadow
on the baseball field below.

- That's my ultimate plan!

I want them playing in total darkness!

- Now in a scene that will
eventually turn into a song,

we hear about how the villain
could foil our heroes' plans.

If our players want, for an extra point,

they are welcome to
incorporate the phrase,

"I am a professional."

[players laughing]

- I'm going to tell you something.

You know the legend of
the baseball playing,

traveling, baseball-playing
kid who can change the world?

- The one who is foretold

to come to this town
and change everything?

- That's right, that's right.

- And your reign will be
toppled should they arrive?

- That's right.

- Yeah, I've heard of it.

- Well, I'm gonna tell you more about it.

- Okay.

♪ A very, very long time ago ♪

♪ A legend was foretold ♪

♪ This is when I was younger ♪

♪ But now, now I'm old ♪

♪ And here's the thing, back in the day ♪

♪ The sky was blue, not green ♪

- That's true.

♪ And I said my destiny ♪

♪ Is to be a woman who is mean ♪

♪ But there's one person
who can foil it all ♪

♪ A baseball playing girl ♪

♪ They, she, will foil my plans ♪

♪ To take over the world ♪

♪ I'll be writing this down ♪

♪ You better write it ♪

♪ Because I'm a professional ♪

♪ I'll be writing these down ♪

♪ Every evil plan that you have said ♪

♪ Tell me about the evil
plan that's in your head ♪

♪ The legend says that this girl ♪

- Right.

♪ She will play ball ♪

- That's true, yeah.

♪ But she needs to be on a field ♪

♪ That's green, not dusty at all ♪

- Right, a baseball field, traditionally.

♪ Right, but here's the thing ♪

♪ She must also play her game in light ♪

- Right.

♪ So I'm building this
tower as high as it goes ♪

♪ And it represents my might ♪

♪ You're gonna tear her down ♪

♪ Tear her down ♪

♪ Because you're a professional ♪

- I'm a professional

♪ And tear down a hero ♪

♪ Is what professional villains do ♪

- That's right.

♪ You're gonna tear her down ♪

♪ 'Cause you're a professional ♪
- I'm a professional.

♪ And Pinocchio will be right there ♪

♪ Right next to you ♪

♪ While you tear her down ♪

- Is the plan clear?
- No, I understand.

- Makes perfect sense to me.
- Yeah, I wrote it all down.

- Good.

- Legitimately better
than anything I've seen

on Broadway in the last 10 years.

Oh my God, I am so disoriented,

like I'm so caught up in
your guys' performances

that I've forgotten to give out any points

except for one at the very beginning.

A point for each of the two of you,

bringing you each to two
for your initial duet.

Certainly a point to each of you,

bringing you respectively to
two and three for that duet.

And certainly, an
additional point to Zach,

bringing him to four for
incorporating "I'm a professional."

I do musical theater for the points.

[drum music]

- The points headed into next round,

Zeke with two, Zach with
four, Jess with two.

With an orchestral flourish,
flying in from off screen

is the minimalist
impression of a train car.

[players laughing]

Did you like this?

- Yeah, it's really nice.
- Thank you very much.

Fancy lighting gives
us a sense of movement.

Somewhere, a producer
is proud of themselves,

but a lighting designer
wishes they had more budget.

Over the loudspeaker of the train car,

a conductor calls out what stop is next.

- Uh, next up, Palm Springs.

[all laughing]

- This should be interesting.

An attendant takes
tickets from passengers.

- This is a ticket to Seattle.

I don't get paid enough to care.

- Two gossiping old ladies are en route.

- I'm so glad we're finally getting out.

- I had to get away, and honestly,

Palm Springs is 110 this time of year

and I could not be more thrilled.

- You know what I needed?

I needed to dry out my bones.

- I need a swim-up bar.

I need cards that could catch fire

from the sun at any moment.
- Uh-huh.

- But in one train car,
our hero and our villain...

[players laughing]

Are about to meet.

And in a scene that will at
some point graduate to song,

a confrontation takes place.

If our players are so inclined,

they may incorporate the
phrase for a bonus point,

"Ticket to nowhere."

- Oh, I'm sorry.

They said this car still had an opening,

but your luggage appears
to be in every seat.

- Yes.

- Well, I can just-

- Wait.
- Yes?

- You, girl.
- Yes?

- Quick, what's your favorite sport?

- Oh, baseball, of course.

- [gasp] Sit down.

- Okay, can I move this one duffel?

- No.

- Sit on it.
- Yes.

Where are you going?

- Well, I'm going to Palm
Springs for spring training.

- That makes sense.

- I made the baseball team
at Mountport, which is huge.

It's the first step for me.

- Could she be?

Could she'd be the one that was foretold?

I have a second question
for you, pop quiz.

A, light.

B, dark.

C, none of the above.

- Well, hm, I think C, none of the above,

because I don't have enough context,

but if you're talking about
baseball, of course, A, light.

I can't play in the dark.

That's my one weakness.

- I think she's the one!

- If that were to happen to me, whoa.

Everything would go off the rails.

♪ Suddenly the dream I had ♪

♪ Would come to a full stop ♪

♪ Suddenly all the dreams in my head ♪

♪ I would have to drop ♪

♪ Everything I've been working for ♪

♪ And building in my life ♪

♪ I would have to throw it to the side ♪

♪ That's ticket to nowhere for me ♪

♪ That's ticket to nowhere for me ♪

♪ Nothing on the horizon ♪

♪ No more tracks that I can see ♪

♪ That would be a ticket
to nowhere for me ♪

♪ Well, clearly you're
a spunky young girl ♪

♪ Who's got a lot of fight ♪

♪ But I'm here to tell
you, the time is now ♪

♪ I'm turning off the lights ♪

- It's dark!

♪ That's right, ah, looky-here ♪

♪ In old timey speak they say hark ♪

♪ 'Cause here's the
thing, you little girl ♪

♪ I'm showing you the dark ♪

- Oh!

♪ It's a ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Your playing days are done ♪

♪ And my reign, it begins ♪

♪ Wow, being mean is fun ♪

♪ It's a ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ No more ball, no more ball for you ♪

♪ Your dreams are done, I'm sorry, gal ♪

♪ It's the end for you ♪

♪ Suddenly a feeling I
can guess is destiny ♪

♪ A feeling of fate is
bubbling up inside of me ♪

♪ There's something about you ♪

♪ I glimpsed it in a tree ♪

♪ But no one can stop me ♪

♪ Not even you, you'll see ♪

♪ A ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ For you ♪

♪ I'll buy a ticket to nowhere for you ♪

♪ Ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Getting in my way ♪

♪ Would be the worst thing you could do ♪

♪ I got a ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ And that ticket ♪

♪ It's for you ♪

- What?

- Ticket to nowhere for you!

- No, ticket to nowhere for you!

- No, it's gonna be for you!

- No, I came up with the idea!

- Lights fade on the argument.

As the actors are still
heard, ushered off stage.

- Ticket to nowhere for you!

- That'll be a point for
Zeke, Point for Jess,

and an additional point

for giving us our first us
our first "ticket to nowhere."

Flash forward, a week has passed.

That's about as much time as-

- Yeah, that sounds great.

- Oh, a good week of
Palm Springs training.

It's done now and we're back home.

- The intersection of uptown
and downtown Mountport.

The conductor calls out the stop.

- Mountport Station.

The same place that we
left from a week ago,

and then waited for Palm
Springs in a week and came back.

Yes, it's the same train.

Yes, we haven't been
anywhere in the meantime.

- Hi h* to you!

- Hi h* to you.

Oh, got a local over here.

- The newsie sells
newspapers to passersby.

- Extra, extra, fish still gone!

Tina in her big, tall
building, number one suspect,

pinning it on Ethel, a
old lady from way before

whose name you may or may not
remember, wrongfully accused.

Now Tina expected to be behind
all wrongdoing in Mountport.

- Our busker plays guitar,
hoping for a coin or two.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I've been on this
corner for a long time.

- Yeah.

- Take my guitar.

- Take your guitar?

- Play it well, I quit.

♪ I'm going to business school ♪

♪ Because business is cool ♪

Thanks.

- This is really compelling.

- Thank you.

Wait, give me that back.

- That's right, I allow
room for impromptu songs.

It is improv, after all.

I just don't award points when they occur.

- Those were two important characters.

We had to follow up.

- Absolutely, and as such,

here are our two old ladies again.

- Here was the thing I didn't
like about Palm Springs.

- Yeah, please.

- It got too hot.

- I was ready for 110.



- And it says you'll acclimate.

I never acclimate to anything in my life.

- I'm not gonna start now.

- Okay, but also can we talk about

how it's actually been Tina the whole time

and I feel really bad?

- We got to send a card to Ethel,

or a fruit basket or something.

- Would you go half and half
on a fruit basket with me?

- I mean, the prices-
- Are too high!

- On a fruit basket, are you kidding me?

It's mostly melon.

- Too high, mostly melon.

- And now, in a scene that
will turn into a song,

and featuring any number of
characters we've seen already,

our hero devises a plan

for how they're going to
take our villain down.

And if our players are so inclined,

they can incorporate the
phrase, "What money can't buy."

- Hey, newsie, uh, hi h*.

- Extra, hi h*, read all about it.

You see that skyscraper?

It's even taller now,

and there's a shadow all
over in the baseball field.

- Yeah, listen, I was thinking,

it's really hard to build
a structure that fast.

- Sure is.

- And I mean, in a week it's
gotten a few stories taller.

It got me thinking.

It must not be, like, made of
official materials in any way.

- Absolutely not.

She doesn't like building regulations,

so she actively builds it in a way

that is not earthquake-safe.

- Okay, I think I have
a plan to take it down.

- Oh, that's great,

because we're all way too
scared to stand up to Tina.

- Pinocchio, build it higher!

- Yes, ma'am, I'll build it higher!

- Because you know why?
- Why?

- Money can buy anything I want.

- Oh okay, well,

you sure you didn't
want to spring for more?

'Cause these are all like
Home Depot two-by-fours,

and I'm pretty sure they're not wood

that's graded for construction.

- I don't care, build it higher!

- Okay.

- You're really good at
getting the word out.

- Yeah, it's kinda what I-

- Yeah, we just need
everyone in town to pitch in.

I think we could just
take this thing apart

in like an assembly line.

- You want me to write the headline?

- Well, I guess I'm thinking more

like can you spread the word quickly?

- Okay, can you say what the words are?

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, okay.

- It might be something like this.

♪ This tower is towering above us all ♪

♪ We gotta stand together
so it doesn't stand tall ♪

- I'm writing this down, good, yeah.

♪ And give us a shadow every day ♪

♪ Extra, extra ♪

♪ So if everyone in Mountport
could come together ♪

♪ To get the base ♪

♪ We can weather this weather ♪

♪ We can take it apart ♪

♪ Beam by beam as a team ♪

♪ And once and for all ♪

♪ We'll show her ♪

♪ What money can't buy ♪

♪ It can't buy a town
that comes together ♪

♪ Once and for all we'll show her ♪

♪ What money can't buy ♪

♪ A town that comes together ♪

- Did you hear they want us all

to gather around here and take beams down?

- Whoa!
- What are we supposed to do?

Climb up there and take down,
it's probably too heavy.

Oh, actually, it's much lighter-

- Actually it's very light.

This is nice, it's the most
activity I've had in a while.

It feels good.
- Me, too.

- Oh, sorry.

- Oh, yeah, I'm the little kid
who was inside from before,

and I'm excited just to be outdoors.

- Get back in the street!

- I don't wanna!

- I was just busking for a while,

but this beams are about
the same height as my thing.

I might be taking this
tower down, piece by piece.

- Whoa, well if you're doing something,

I'm gonna try and do it better,

because that is our relationship.

- You keep me sharp, bud.

- That's right.

- Hey, let's do this.

- Uh, Tina, people are taking
our tower down piece by piece.

- What do you mean they're
taking it down piece by piece?

- I mean, I'm putting
it up piece by piece,

but they're taking it down piece by piece.

- You just need to
build higher and faster!

♪ Showing once and for and
all ♪ ♪ What money can't buy ♪

♪ We're showing once and for all ♪

♪ What money can't buy ♪

♪ We're showing once and for all ♪

♪ What money can't buy ♪

♪ We're showing once and for all ♪

♪ What money can't buy ♪
♪ Take your time ♪

♪ Cover them all in darkness ♪

♪ Take it down ♪

♪ Hi h* to you ♪
♪ Cover them all in darkness ♪

♪ Take it down ♪

♪ I told you this was
a ticket to nowhere ♪

♪ Look what you had to do ♪

♪ Hi h* ♪
♪ Cover them all ♪

- Tina, listen.

It's not too late.

Mountport's a great town.

It'll take you in if let it.

- It sucks, it doesn't even
scientifically make sense!

- But isn't that what's so great about it?

- It's a place where you
can follow your dreams.

And then think, well maybe I
should go to business school,

and then realize I could
go to business school

and be a busker.

- Right, I can be a mountain and a sea.

- You can buy a melon basket

but split the cost with
a close friend, hi h*.

- Hi h*.

- Well, if I'm being honest,
I never wanted to be mean.

I just got caught up in the
legend and the prophecy.

- Sort of like a self-fulfilling thing.

- That's right, I moved
to Mountport initially

because I always wanted
to be a train conductor.

And I wanted to manage a train

that went from a mountain sea town

to the middle of the desert.

- Very specific.
- Yes, that was my dream.

I don't know, I was a little girl.

- Extra, extra, terrible news!

Mountport's famous train conductor

dropped dead from eating
too much tuna fish.

Just a little bit will do ya.

- Tina.

♪ You could buy your own
ticket to something new ♪

♪ If that's something you want to do ♪

♪ A ticket to somewhere new ♪

♪ Extra, extra ♪

♪ Mean Tina turns over a new leaf ♪

- Wow, so I could be Nice Tina.

- Sure.

- Or, Cool Tina.
- Yeah, sure.

- Sexy Tina?
- Okay. Sexy Tina!

- The train conductress.

♪ Sexy Tina, train conductress ♪

- Well, I like the sound of that.

I guess money can buy a giant tower,

but it can't buy a vocation and a passion

for overland travel.
- Sure!

- Hey, it's noon.

That's the time for the
big baseball game to start.

- Oh wow, this is your real moment, Alexa.

What can you do on the baseball field?

[players exhaling]

- And the first pitch goes out from Alexa.

Alexa now run back to the
diamond, at home plate,

and the first swing, it's Alexa!

It's going, it's going...

- The ball is going
straight into the remnants

of Tina's tower, and boom!

It's demolished it.

- Mountport, one and all,

thank you so much for welcoming in

a scrappy kid from not here.

Hi h* to you all!

- Hi h* to you!
- Hi h*.

- Here's what I know for sure.

♪ No home run is worth it ♪

♪ If you can't run home
to a home you love ♪

- That's true.
- Say that one again.

♪ No home run is worth it ♪

♪ If you can't run home
to a home you love ♪

♪ A home like Mountport ♪

♪ Mountport ♪

♪ A home that you ♪

♪ Love!♪

♪ Where the mountains meet the sea ♪

- Next stop, Palm Springs.

- Wow!

That is points across the board,

and one additional point
point for Jess McKenna

for incorporating "what money can't buy."

- Can I get a point for
doing the reverse of it?

- Yes, actually, Zeke, I
think that's super fair.

The curtain drops.

- Oh my god, good job.
- You did so good.

- A standing ovation!
- Oh my god.

Some people rush to their cars

in order to beat the traffic,
but that's bad behavior.

The curtain opens, take a bow, players.

And a solo bow for our
winner, Jess McKenna.

- Oh, oh my god!

Oh my god, no, please.

- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."

I am Sam Reich,

reminding you that the
world is your musical.

It's just that your cast
is bad at taking direction.

Goodnight.

[triumphant piano music]