05x03 - Like My Coffee 2

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- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer".

Tonight's guests: puberty
necklace collector, Rekha Shankar.

- Mommy wommy!

- [Sam] 50 satisfied
customers can't be wrong,

it's Grant O'Brien.

- Daddy?

Daddy?

- [Sam] And the hottest thing to happen

to New Jersey Transit, it's Jess Ross.

- Unky?

Unky?

[players giggle]

- And your host, me.

I've been here the whole time.

This is "Game Changer",

the only game show where
the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works.

- Yes.
- As a matter of fact, yes.

- That's right, it's a Game Samer,

so without further ado, let's begin.

Players, you may pick up your buzzers

and place them atop your podiums.

I like my lovers like I
like my water pressure.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Hard? [giggles]

- That is technically correct, Rekha.

I will give you one point for hard.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Spraying everywhere.

- Yeah, that works, Grant.

Sure, I'll give you a point for that.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Best in a hotel room.

- Ooh, that is pretty clever, Jess.

We'll say two points for you.
- Yeah.

- Rekha.

- Going down my back.

- Woo!
[Grant laughs]

- Okay, yes.
- You're naughty.

- You know what, for dirtiness alone,

two points for Rekha,
bringing you to three.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- So hard it f*ck up my hair.

- Whoa.
[Sam laughs]

- That hard LA water,

f*cking up your beautiful curls.

- Absolutely, another two points for you.

Next up, I like my lovers
like I like my local library.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- They got big old cracks.

- Big old cracks, sure, I'll take that.

One point.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Ignored.

[crew laughs]
[button buzzes]

- Yeah, I don't know where they are.

[group laughs]

I have no idea how to find them,

how to get to them.
- Okay.

We're gonna go back one.

Grant, I do like that,

I will give you a point for
ignored, that was funny.

Jess, phenomenal.
- Thank you.

- Let's say two points for you.

Next up, I like my lovers
like I like my IKEA furniture.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Always falling apart in front of me.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- Rekha's going through it.
- I'm not sure if it was

the bit or it was the
pantomime, but I am obsessed.

Two points for you, Rekha, for sure.

- Difficult to pronounce their names.

- Yes, Jess, absolutely.

Two points for you, Jess, well done.

Rekha.

- Their pole goes into my hole.

[group laughs]

- Again, Rekha, I'm not
quite sure if it was the bit

or the way the bit was
performed, but I loved it.

[button buzzes]

Let's say two points for you.

Grant.
- In college dorms.

- Ew!

- Take his buzzer away.

- Grant, I liked that a lot.

- I didn't.
- Let's say

two points for you.
- Okay.

[button buzzes]
- Rekha.

- They got saucy ba*ls.

- I was about to say!

- Saucy ba*ls from the cafeteria.

- Yeah.
- Rekha, incredible.

Let's say three points for you.

Grant.
- Okay, so for this,

you have to know that IKEA
also sells cinnamon rolls

in their cafeteria.
- I also was thinking

about a cinnamon roll one.

- And so, to which, one
might eruditely say,

covered in a cream cheese glaze.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- I'll give you a point

for that, Grant, sure.
- Furniture?

- Next up, players.

I like my lovers like I
like my Hollywood agents.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

[Sam giggles]

- W in me.
[Sam laughs]

Like WME.

- Yes, the perfect amount
of inside baseball.

Let's say two points for you.

- Thank you.

[button buzzes]
- Jess.

- No matter how hard I try, I
can never get their attention.

- Yes, too true.

[button buzzes]

We'll say one point for you, Jess.

Rekha.
- Always paying attention

to the blonde ladies.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- This one's getting a little real.

Yeah, I'll give you a point for that.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Hard workers who have
my best interest at heart.

- Oh, boy. [laughs]

Really catering to the
machine there, Grant.

I don't think I'm gonna
award that with any points.

- That's all right, my guy's got me.

- Rekha.
- They like to pin me

for projects.
[Jess laughs]

So pinning, being pinned
for a role is when you

and a couple other
people are up for a role,

and they're like, we wanna pin
you so that you're available,

but we might not choose you.
- Yes, great.

Well, I'm gonna say one
point for that, Rekha.

- Okay, interesting,

'cause I bet an agent would
probably give me more.

- Yeah, it did have
two different meanings.

- Yeah, that's actually kind of f*cked.

- I like my lovers like I
like my login credentials.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Lots of special characters.
[Sam and Jess laugh]

- Yeah, absolutely, Rekha, two points.

[button buzzes]
God, I love this game.

Grant.
- I can never remember them.

[group laughs]

- Very good, my friend.
- Thank you.

- Let's say two points

for you, Grant.
- Okay, sure.

[button buzzes]
- Jess.

- The same.

The same person, the
same across all of them.

- I love that, Jess, absolutely.

Yeah, let's say two
points for you as well.

- Wonderful.

- And with that, let's go to the board.

The categories are, Let's Do it Like;

Is Your Name, dot dot
dot, Because, dot dot dot;

and lastly, Orgies Are Like.

Rekha, we'll start with you.

- I'll take Is Your Name
Because for whatever two means.

- Is your name Serena Williams?

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- I like your sister better.

[Rekha gasps]

- My God, Grant.

Three points for you?

- Wow.

[button buzzes]
- Rekha.

- Because when I'm with
you, I've got love.

You know, like zero points,

because I would never win against her.

- Excellent pun, Rekha.
- Thank you.

- I would expect nothing less from you.

Sure, let's say two points for that.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Because you've been hitting
my ba*ls for like 45 minutes.

[Jess laughs]
- Ooh.

Ooh.

- I'll give you a point

for that, Grant, sure.
- Great, terrific.

- I'm not gonna deeply

award that kind of thing.
- Saying that to someone

who's been hitting your
ba*ls for 45 minutes,

like you have a cheeky little line.

- Is your name Serena Williams?

- It's like a little
late for a pickup line.

- I can't feel my ba*ls.
- Yes.

- Because when you finger me,

it feels like you're using four hands.

Forehand is a tennis position.

[Jess laughs]

- I love so much that
that required explanation

after the fact.

Let's say a point for you.

- Thank you.
- Well deserved.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because you're on my covers-

- Yes.
- Like you are in magazines.

- Yeah, Jess, absolutely.
- I liked that.

- I think that's worthy
of a point, for sure.

- Okay.

- Going back to the board.

Grant.

- Orgies Are Like for five.

- Wow, going right in!
- Let's get serious.

- Orgies are like Cerberus,

the three-headed dog that
guards the underworld.

[button buzzes]
- Grant.

- There's an awful lot of head.

- Oh.
- That is pretty darn good.

Let's say two points for you.

[button buzzes]

- There's an awful lot of
chewing on bones. [laughs]

[Sam laughs]

- Yum yum yum!

- I liked it a lot, Jess.

Let's say two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- They would scare me.

[Jess and Rekha laugh]

- Point for relatability, let's say.

One point for Rekha.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- The first thing that a lot of people say

that is a part of my name

when they refer to me at them is Sir.

- [laughs] Oh my god, Grant,

it was like carrying nine
grocery bags into a house.

- Well, but I got the
baguettes where they had to go,

just like at the orgy.

- Sorry to do this to you.

You take a lot of stabs,
I can't award all of them.

- Oh, I take a lot of stabs at the orgy.

- Oh!

- Sometimes, you get three points, Grant.

- That's right.
- Sometimes, you don't

get any points at all.
- That's right.

- Jess, the board is yours.

- Let's Do It Like for three.

- Let's do it like an A24 movie.

[button buzzes]

- Jess.
- A lot of hype,

but mostly confusion in the end.

- Mm.
[Sam laughs]

- Yeah, that tracks, for sure, Jess.

We'll say another point for you.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- With Steven Yeun.

[Grant laughs]

- Oh, are we playing out fantasy here?

- He's hot.

- Yeah, we'll say one point for Rekha

in order to live out that fantasy.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Because I am a 24.

- What?
[button buzzes]

- What, Grant?

- I am a 24-year-old person.

[Sam laughs]

- It's really awkward but charming.

I'm gonna give you a point for it.

Rekha, your buzzer is lit.

- Yes, let's do it like an
A24 movie, in the "Moonlight".

- Oh.

Did you just flick a bug-
- That's a Mike Pence fly.

- At the end of that?
- Yeah.

That fly was trying to
get in on my points.

- I'll give you one point, Rekha.

[button buzzes]
- Let's do it

like an A24 movie, "Hereditary".

Let's f*ck our families. [laughs]

- So we're full on into
incest mode up here.

- Yeah.
- I like that a lot, Jess.

I'm gonna say two points for you.

- Thank you.

[button buzzes]
- Grant.

- Annoying dudes will
never shut up about it.

- Oh, Grant, that's fantastic.

Let's say two points for you.

Going back to the board.

Rekha, we're back with you.

- Let's Do It Like for five,

difficulty level five.

- Let's do it like a Beatles cover band.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- "Eight Days a Week".

- Ah!
- Oh, there you go!

- Fast on the draw there, Rekha.

Gosh, do I have to do this?

I think I have to.

Three points for you for both
the prompt and the speed.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- A guy named John's gonna
get shot in the face.

- [laughs] Oh my god.

- I think that's a three.

- I'm talking about John Lennon.

- Three points for Grant.

I don't like that I have to do it.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Get drunk enough so it
feels like the real thing.

- That's beautiful.
- I f*cking love that, Jess.

Wildly brilliant.

Three points for you, for sure.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- My dad's gonna be
really excited to see it.

- Your dad's gonna be excited

to watch you?
- See you f*ck?

[Sam laughs]

- No, I'm not gonna give
you any points for that.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- My mom's gonna be
really excited to see it.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- Okay, Grant, I like that.

I'll give you a point for it, sure.

Grant, I think that takes us to you.

- Is Your Name Because for one.

- Is your name Robin Hood?

Because, Grant.
[button buzzes]

- You're hot and you're a fox.

- Oh, I was gonna say!

[Sam laughs]
You're one hot fox.

- For the pure nostalgia of
it, I'll give you a point.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because you can sh**t
your arrow into my bullseye.

- Hell yeah, Jess.
- That's beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Showing them how

the game is played.

Let's say two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Give me a second.
[Sam and Jess laugh]

- I don't think you
understand how the game works.

- There's something with
the sheriff of Nottingham.

- Let's workshop.
- Who is a character.

- Naughty ham.

[Jess laughs]
- Yeah, no, oh,

because you look like you're naughty ham.

- That'll be two points for Jess.

[Grant laughs]
[upbeat music]

It's time for a mini game.

The first mini game up today: Porn Titles.

Players, how this works is,

I will give you the name of a movie;

you give me back the porn parody
title of said movie, ready?

- Yeah.
- This is very fun.

- Number one, "Pulp Fiction".

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Pulp f*ck-tion.

[Jess laughs]
- I'm not gonna award points

until I hear my favorite for
the purposes of this mini game.

- Okay.
[button buzzes]

- Pulp d*ck-tion.

[Sam laughs]

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Pump Fiction.

- Pump Fiction is pretty good.

I could see that.
[button buzzes]

Jess.
- Plump d*ck-tion.

- Now we're talking,

we're building on each other's responses.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Pump f*ck-ton.

[Sam laughs]

- That's pretty good, Rekha.

[button buzzes]

- Pulp Fiction: How I
Got A Watch Up My a*s.

- Oh, I'm sorry, these two
points are going to Jess Ross.

That is brilliant.

Next up, "Star Wars
Episode IV: A New Hope".

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Star Wars Episode 69: A New Hump.

- Very quick on the draw there, Jess.

That's gotta count for something.

[button buzzes]
Rekha, got anything for me?

- Star wh*res Sexisode 4: A New Hump.

- [laughs] Sexisode, that's so good.

[button buzzes]
- Grant.

- Star Wars Episode IV: Colon.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- I do like that a lot, Grant,

and I'm gonna give it to you.

- Whoa, hey!
- Two points to Grant.

Last one, "To Wong Foo,

Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar".

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- To Wong Foo, Thanks for
Everything and Your p*ssy.

- [laughs] And your p*ssy.

- Oh, boy.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Patrick Swayze, John Leguizamo

and Wesley Snipes f*cking on film.

- Ugh.
- I would watch it.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- To Dong Foo, Spanks for
Everything, Julie Splooge-mar.

- Oh.

- Two points for Rekha.
- That's nice, that's a watch-

- You're kidding me.
- With your family.

- We gotta do it at least once.

- Splooge-mar came from my soul.

- Well.
[Jess laughs]

- That brings us to round two of our game.

Jess.

- Orgies Are Like for one.

- Orgies are like a group text chain.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Lots of people popping off.

- Good one, Rekha, I like it.

I'll give you the point, absolutely.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- People with Androids ruin them.

[Sam laughs]

- I was gonna say, everyone hates

that I have a Samsung.
- I know,

and I do have to say, the only people

that mind that I have an
Android are people with iPhones,

so which is really the worse phone?

- I like it enough, Grant, I'll
give you one point for that.

[funky music]
Back to the board, Rekha.

- Let's Do It Like, difficulty level four.

- Let's do it like cricket players.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Make it last for days.

- That is good, Grant.
- That's good.

[button buzzes]
- Very good.

Two points for you for that, and go again.

- There's a sticky wicket.

- Grant, how much do
you know about cricket?

- Let's find out.
- I'm impressed.

- You do know a lot.
- Let's find out.

- Yeah, let's say another
two points for you.

Catching up here, Grant.

Rekha.
- Let's get a whole bunch

of Indian people together.

- Oh!
[Jess laughs]

Hell yes.

Hell yes, Rekha.

- I don't know anything about it.

- Let's say three points for you for that.

- Okay.
- I like that a lot.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Let's do it like we're cricket players

and talk like this.

[Sam laughs]
- Yes, yes.

- I'll give you a point
for that, for sure.

[funky music]
Grant, the board is yours.

- Is Your Name Because for four.

- Is your name-
- Oh my God.

- Rumplestiltskin?

Because.
[button buzzes]

Grant.
- You look like you spin gold.

- Pretty good, Grant.

As far as the assignment
goes, that's pretty good,

so I'm gonna say two points for you.

Jess.

- Because I can't remember your name,

and I'm genuinely asking you.
[Sam laughs]

is this your name?
- Genuinely asking you.

Not a pickup line as
much as an insult line.

- Some people like that, though.

- I'll give you a point for that, Jess.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because you can take my baby
[Sam gasps]

to soccer practice, because
it's also your baby,

because we had sex,

[laughs] and now we have a baby together.

- Three points for Jess
[Jess laughs]

for remembering-
- For remembering

what the story's about.
- That this had anything

to do with Rumplestiltskin.

We're going back to the board.

[funky music]
Jess, the board is yours.

- Let's do Orgies Are Like for two.

- Orgies are like an Uber pool.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- I'm just waiting around
to be a part of one.

- Certainly technically correct.

Let's say one point for you, Jess.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- There should always be a generous tip.

- There we go, Rekha.
- Don't forget to tip

your orgy members.

- Now we are talking.

Let's say two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- It's wonderful when there's
a little complimentary bottle

of water and a stick of gum to enjoy.

- Yeah, I'll give you the point for that.

- Thank you.
- For sure, Jess, yeah.

- Orgies are like an Uber pool,

much dicier in the pandemic?

[Grant laughs]
- That's very good, Rekha.

We'll say two points for you, very good.

Going back to the board.

[funky music]
That brings us back to Rekha.

- I don't like this middle
column, I'm not doing it,

so I'm gonna do Let's Do It Like for two.

- Let's do it like an online recipe.

Grant.
- There's gonna be a bunch

of bullshit talking first.

- That's very good, I'll
give you two points.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- There's gonna be an
over-reliance on Greek yogurt.

[Jess laughs]
- What in the holy f*ck

are you talking about?
- For the yeast infection.

- They're always sticking Greek yogurt

into recipes nowaday.

[button buzzes]
- Yes, Jess.

- Try something new and decide

that we like the same old thing.

- Love that a lot.

Two points for Jess.
[button buzzes]

- Let's do it like an online recipe,

take forever to load up.

- Mm.
- On c*m?

I don't know what that is.
[Sam and crew laughs]

- You bailed on that one

like out of a speeding car.
- Doesn't it feel

like there's something there?

- I'm with you.
- Like, load up.

- It's time for mini game number two.

This is a mini game we like
to call, Is That A Banana?

Nico, would you please bring
out mannequin number one?

[sensual groovy music]

- Oh God, that's horrifying.
- Oh my God, she's gorgeous.

[Sam giggles]

- [Grant] You monsters,
for bringing that out here.

- Thank you, Nico, and thank you, Ivan.

Players, you, one at a
time, are gonna come up

and feel this mannequin's pocket

for what you think is inside that pocket.

- Okay.

- Do not give your answer out loud.

You will say your answers in unison

once you return to your podium.

Jess, first up to feel that pocket.

- I'm assuming this one.

- Don't look inside it.
- Okay.

Okay.

- Jess thinks she has it.
- Thank you. [laughs]

- Grant.

- Is it alright if I touch your pocket?

- Consent is important.
[crew laughs]

- All right, well, I know what that is.

- [Sam] Rekha.

- Nice to meet you.

- I like that she's wearing my COVID look.

- I know.
- It is.

- This is from the gorgeous
Old Navy COVID line.

[players laugh]

- This is from two years of depression.

[Rekha laughs]

- Say your answers in three, two, one.

- [Players] A Rubik's cube!

[jaunty music]
- Let's find out.

It is in fact a Rubik's cube.

Well done, players.
- Banana.

- Banana.

- Nico and Ivan, it is time
for mannequin number two.

[sensual groovy music]

- God.
- These things are heavy.

- Yeah, this is sort of

The Gap athleisure.
- I don't care for him.

[Sam laughs]

- This time, Rekha, you're up first.

- Go get him.

- I don't like you.

- Yeah.
- Honk honk.

- [Grant] He looks sad.

- I hope you feel better.

- [Jess] You're gonna get through this.

- Let's have a look here.
- Did you say I'm

gonna get syphilis?
- No looking.

- [Jess] I said you're
gonna get through this.

You're gonna feel better.

- Oh, yeah, well, I know
what that is, thank you.

- And Jess.
- May I?

Okay.

Excuse me? [laughs]

- That's a d*ck.
[Jess and Sam laugh]

- Ready g*ng, and three, two, one.

- [Players] Pineapple.

[jaunty music]
- It is in fact a pineapple.

That'll be one more point
for all three of you.

Nico and Ivan, next mannequin, please.

[sensual groovy music]

- Making 'em work real
hard for this bit, Sam.

- It's very funny that
you put t-shirts on them,

even though there's ostensibly
nothing in the t-shirts.

- [Sam] Grant, this
one's a little tougher.

You're up first.

- There's a p*rn*graphy website

that I go to called Guys in Sweatpants.

- Huh.

- Oldnavy.com? [laughs]
[Jess laughs]

- Thank you.

- Grant thinks he has it.

- I got that.

- [Sam] Jess.

[plastic cracking]

- I think I'm breaking it.

[Jess laughs]

- Jess giving that a real massage.

- You know what this is?

- Yes.

- Oh, I think I know what it is.

- This is scary.
- Rekha, it's your turn.

- Ty Mitchell from the last episode,

one of the guys in sweatpants.

- No kidding.

Good for Ty.

- Oh.

Yeah.
[Jess laughs]

- Three, two, one.

- A videotape.
- VHS tape.

- Let's see what's in this pocket.

It is a now broken VHS tape.

Points for all three of you.
- And I broke it.

- I am disappointed that we
haven't stumped you so far.

Nico and Ivan, next mannequin, please.

[sensual groovy music]
- She's back.

- It's back.

- Nico and Ivan, do you
guys think this is worth it?

- It's a good bit.
- Yeah, it's a great bit.

- Thank you, Ivan,
thanks for defending me.

- We are all the way back at Jess.

[Jess hums]

- All right, I know what this.

- That blows my mind, honestly.

Grant.

[plastic crackling]

- You know what this is?

- You never had 'em in your pocket?

- I don't know.

- Oh, good for me.

- I'm gonna take a guess.

- I feel like he's lying.
- Rekha.

[plastic rustling]

I love the ominous silence.

- What the f*ck is this?

- She looks so unhappy

to be having her pocket felt.
- She won't even look you

in the eyes, Rekha.

- I think that's probably
enough time, Rekha.

- Get your hands off her.
- Fine.

- Three, two, one.

- Slinky.
- Army men.

- Child's play necklace.

[Sam laughs]

- Let's check out the pocket
and see if anyone's right.

Little green army men.

- I can't believe.
- God.

- Nico and Ivan, if I could have

mannequin number five, please.

[sensual groovy music]
- He's back.

The love of my life.
[Sam and Jess laugh]

- [Jess] You just come back here.

- You waltz back in as if
you didn't f*cking ignore me?

Yeah, you better look at me.

- He's looking right at you.
- I know.

- Should we leave?
- sh*t.

Is there something going on

between the two of you?
- Yeah.

- First up is Rekha.

This one's pretty devious.

[Jess gasps]

- This sucks.

[Sam laughs]

This is literally so annoying.

- [laughs] Jeez.

- It's a wonder you've come on the show.

[group laughs]

- All right.
- Rekha has 'tude,

she's going through her angsty years.

- All right, I don't know
what the f*ck this is.

- Sorry, Rekha.
- Typical.

- Can I tell you, Sam?

I feel like I haven't been
pervy enough with this,

so I'll be pervy about this one for you.

- Uh-oh.
- This is what you wanted.

- [Sam] I can hear the camera team talking

about getting a close up on this,

and I don't know how I feel about that.

- Oh, f*ck.

- Oh my goodness.

- [groans] f*ck.

- Take a moment to drink some water.

- Oh, f*ck.

Oh, f*ck, what is that?

Oh, f*ck, what is that?

- Words you always
wanna hear when f*cking.

- Except I can't actually,

I can't feel very well from there,

so now I have to not perv.

What?

What is that?

- There you go.

Thanks for that, Grant.

- That was for you.

- I do appreciate it.

- Okay, I'm...

- [Sam] Everyone's stumped so far.

- I don't.

I don't know.
- Wow.

- All right, well, let me
just f*ck him real quick.

[group laughs]

- My boyfriend?

- And a three, and a two, and a one.

- Mardi Gras beads.
- A child's-

- Stratego pieces.
- Play necklace.

- Great guesses, players.
[jaunty music]

This final one that
stumped y'all was in fact

bow tie pasta.
- I was thinking that,

but it was so hard!

It was so hard.
- Sure.

- That explains why it was breaking.

[upbeat music]

- That brings us to
round three of our game.

Grant, I feel like you could
use some moral support.

- Oh, for Christ's sakes.

- And the last time we did this game-

- For God's sakes.

- I brought out Ty Mitchell,

which I think gave you
performance anxiety,

so I apologize.
- No, I'm just in my 30s.

- This time, I thought we
would bring out someone

who would make you feel right
at home making sex jokes.

- I can't believe this.
- Introducing now,

all the way from Columbus, Ohio,

Grant's mom, Debbie O'Brien.
- Woo!

[Rekha screams]
[Sam laughs]

- Yay!
- Debbie, thank you so much

for being here.

You may go join your son.

- Yeah, come over here, hi, hi.

Nice to see you.
- I heard it all backstage.

- I'm, yeah, so...

- Hi, nice to meet you!

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Oh my, did you know?

- No!

Now, mom, I can ask you,

would you like watching
a Beatles cover band?

[Sam and Debbie laugh]

Mom, are you mad at me that I'm losing?

- Yes, you could do better.

I'll try to help you.

- Thank you.
- Yes!

- Debbie's gonna join in
for the rest of the game.

- Oh, God!

- I know some good stuff.

- I believe next to go is Grant,

so instead-
- Oh great.

- Let's give this one to Debbie.

Which category would you
like, and which number?

- Orgies Are Like, number four.

- No, let's not do any of that.

Let's not do any of that.

- Orgies are like an open-call audition.

- Yeah, mom, how's it like
an open-call audition?

- You probably should know.
- Rekha.

- I should know.

- I ain't never getting a callback.

- Oh.
- Oh!

- Pretty good, Rekha, pretty good.

I'll give you one point.
[button buzzes]

Grant.
- There are like 50

musical theater majors there.

- Ooh.
[Sam laughs]

- That is probably true.
- I made eye contact

with my mom after that.
- That is probably true,

Grant.
- Ai yai yai yai yai.

- I like that a lot, Grant.

I'm gonna give you a full
three points for that.

- Sam, you better give me a lot of points.

- I hope you're proud.

- I'm paired up with a lot of young moms.

- I like it, Jess, I like a lot.

I'll say two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- Grant O'Brien would get pinned.

[group laughs]

- Excellent.
- Because he's a good actor,

and he would get pinned sexually.

[group laughs]

- Excellent.
[button buzzes]

We will say two points for you, Rekha.

Jess.

- Everyone there is
better looking than me.

- Oh, I like that a lot, Jess.

Let's say another two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Orgies are like an open-call audition.

I sing a song and do
absolutely nothing else.

[Rekha laughs]

- In context,

I'll give you a point.
[button buzzes]

Rekha.
- Everyone just knows me

as Indian Girl Number Two.

[group laughs]

- You got that part?
- I booked!

[group laughs]

- [Sam] I booked it!

- Well, ol' white guy doesn't have a shot.

- Two points for you, Rekha.

- Orgies like an open-call audition.

White guys are going,
"I don't have a shot."

[group laughs]

- Yeah, you know what?

Two points for Grant.

- Whoa.
- Wow, yeah, the white guy.

About time.
- Let's go back

to the board.
- I'm sweating.

Now I'm sweating.

[funky music]
- Next up is Jess.

- Is Your Name Because for three.

- Is your name R. L. Stine?

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because I'll let you
choose your own adventure.

- I like that a lot.
[button buzzes]

Two points for you, bravo.

Grant.
- Make me shiver.

[Jess laughs]

- Did Debbie give us something?

- Yes!

- Well, okay, go ahead.

- Go for it, Debbie.

- Because he makes me shiver.

[Rekha and Jess cheer]
- Yes!

Debbie, way to play for your team!

Two points for you, for sure.
[button buzzes]

- Can we keep that?
- Grant.

- Because I'm gonna put
something on your face

that won't come off, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
- Grant,

a specific "Goosebumps" book reference.

- Well, I was raised on them.

That's how I learned
to read, isn't it, mom?

- Apparently they were a
big part of this family.

Three points for you, bravo.

Rekha.
- Because you scare me,

and I like it.

- Oh, kind of problematic.

- Yes.
- But I'll give you a point.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because your imagery will be
ingrained in my mind forever.

- I mean, sure, he is mine.
[button buzzes]

One point for Jess.

Rekha.
- Because I like you

under the covers with a flashlight.

[Debbie chuckles]
- Ooh.

- I'll give you a point for that,

Rekha.
- Thanks.

[funky music]
- Going back to the board.

Rekha.
- Okay.

Let's Do It Like for difficulty level one.

- Let's do it like billionaires.

Let's do it like billionaires.
[button buzzes]

Rekha.
- We'll f*ck everyone over.

- That is good, Rekha.

Two points for you.

- That was gonna be mine.

- Oh, damn. [laughs]
- That was it.

[button buzzes]
- Jess.

- In a secret cave that only
other billionaires know about.

- Yeah, I like it, Jess, for sure.

I'll give you a point, why not?

- Mom, how do billionaires have sex?

- Oh, let me tell you the ways.

[Rekha laughs]
- Oh God, oh God!

[button buzzes]
- Rekha.

- With a high amount of interest.

- Oh, like interest.
- You know.

- Interested, know what I mean?

- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, sure.

Two points for you, Rekha, why not?

Jess.
- Pay other people

to do the hard work.

- Oh, while we watch, presumably.

- While we watch them.

- Yeah, I like that a lot, Jess.

Let's say two points for you.

- All right.
- Well done.

[funky music]
Going back to the board.

Grant and Debbie.

- Mom, should we take Is
Your Name Because for five,

or Orgies Are Like for three?

- Is Your Name for five.

- Okay, yeah, we'll go for the five.

- Is your name Criss Angel-
- Oh my God.

- Mindfreak, the famous
magician, because, Grant.

- Because I want you in
the Luxor Hotel, Las Vegas.

- That's pretty darn good, Grant.

I love the specificity.

We'll say two points for you.
[button buzzes]

- Because I find you very foxy,

'cause that show was on Fox.

[group laughs]
- Oh my God.

- Let's say one point for you.
- Okay, I'll take it.

[button buzzes]
- Rekha.

- 'Cause you're good at sleight of hand.

- That, I love, Rekha.
- Whoa.

- Thank you.
- Very good.

Two points for you.

[button buzzes]
Jess.

- Because if David Blaine's
not available, I'll have you.

[group laughs]

- That is f*cking great, Jess, I love it.

Two points for you.
[button buzzes]

Rekha.
- Is your name Criss Angel,

Mindfreak, because you
can split me in half.

- [gasps] Oh.
- Oh my God.

- How did it take us
that long to get there?

Fantastic.
[button buzzes]

Three points for you.

Grant.
- Because you look

like you can make
something huge disappear.

- Oh.

That's very good, too, Grant.
- I'm sorry.

- That's very good, too.
[Jess laughs]

Yeah, let's say two points for you, bravo.

Going back to the board,

I think we only have one option left.

[funky music]
This is you, Jess.

- Orgies Are Like for three.

- Orgies are like Friendsgiving.

[button buzzes]
Rekha.

- There's a lot of mess that
nobody wants to clean up.

[Sam and Jess laugh]

- Absolutely, two points for you, Rekha.

Well done.
[button buzzes]

Grant.
- There's a bunch of wine

and hardly any food.

- That's pretty good, Grant.

I imagine that's true.

I'll give that a point,
for sure, respectable.

Rekha again.

- There's a lot of meat
that needs to get stuffed.

- Oh.

- In front of my mother?

[Jess and Sam laugh]

- She told me it.

- Yeah, let's say two
points for you, Rekha.

Well done.
[button buzzes]

Grant.
- I'm gonna put gravy

on everything.
- Yeah.

- Let's say two points for you, Grant.

Just because of the courage.
- That's a good one.

- My mom liked it.

- How many points did
you think that was worth?

- Five.

- You think that was worth

five full points?
- Yeah, five points,

that's right.

- I mean, I guess I can do
the full three instead of two.

- Wow.

- The woman flew across
the country for us.

- That's right.

[button buzzes]
- Jess.

- There's not enough room
to do it comfortably.

[all chuckle]

- That's a good one.

- Thank you.

Five points?
- I think, at least five.

- We'll say one point

for you, Jess.
- Okay.

- Respectable.

[button buzzes]
Grant.

- Someone's gonna be
sitting in an office chair.

- Someone's...
- Oh, I get it.

That's actually pretty clever,

Grant, yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.

- I like that.
- That's a way homer.

- Let's say one point for you.

- Yeah, all right.
- Yeah.

[button buzzes]
- Rekha.

- Orgies are like Friendsgiving,

something's gonna get gobbled.

[group laughs]

- I think we are-
- Excuse me?

- Scraping the bottom

of the pot at this point.
- Excuse me?

Gobbling gobbling up that p*ssy?

- That's what I was thinking.

- That's what you were saying?

- No, no!
- You get me!

- Exactly.
- You get me.

- You have to give a point for that.

- I will give you one point for that.

- Mom approved.

- [laughs] Gobble gobble.

- That brings us to our third mini game.

- Oh no.

- This game is--
- An audible, "Oh no."

- The Mommy Game, and
here's how this works.

Very similar to The Daddy Game,

I am gonna ask each of you

to take turns saying the word mommy-

- Oh my God.
- As sexily as possible.

The first person to laugh is out,

the second person to laugh is out,

[Grant laughs]
and the third person wins-

- Well, I'm out.
- All three points.

Ready, g*ng, beginning with Rekha, and go.

- Mommy.

- Good job, Rekha.

Grant.

[Sam wheezes]

- Mommy.
[Sam laughs]

- Jess.

- Mommy.

- Pretty good, Jess.

Rekha.

- [groans] Mommy.

- And Grant again.

- Mommy.

- Give it some [panting],

and, Mommy.
- Stop, stop!

[Sam laughs]

- [laughs] Well, I'm out.

I believe that is an out

for Grant.
- Good game, Rekha and Jess.

I guess I lose.

- Leaving Rekha and Jess in a showdown.

- Mommy.

- And Rekha.

- Mommy. [whines]

- And that's an out for Jess.
- I love it.

[Rekha laughs]
- Which means

that Rekha scores all
three of those points,

and that brings us to the end of our game.

The scores at the end: Jess
with 52, Grant with 55,

and Rekha with 64.

Rekha, you are the champion-
- Congratulations.

- I'm the mommy?
- Of this episode

of "Game Changer".
- You're the mommy.

- You're the mommy.
- I don't like it at all.

- You win an annual subscription
to Dipsea erotica stories,

so that you can explore at your leisure.

That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".

I'm Sam Reich, and I like my lovers

like I like my "Game Changer".

I'm just here to watch.

- [gasps] Cuck.

- Goodnight.
[group laughs]

[uplifting music]
[audience applauds]

[uplifting music continues]
[audience applauds]