03x03 - Furry Tales pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]

[upbeat theme music playing]

-[Garfield] Hee!
-[remote clicks]

[whimsical music playing]

-[medieval music playing]
-[Odie barks]

"Once upon a time…"

If you don't marry by your st birthday,

the next in line becomes king! [groans]

[Garfield]
"Next in line
was the royal viceroy."

Pup, we have to stop that man!
We have to help Prince Jon find a wife!

The birds and animals
all love you, fair Elizabeth.

If he convinces the animal lady
to marry him,

what happens to your plan to become king?

-[cheerful music playing]
-[Garfield happily humming]

[Odie whimpering]

[whining]

[Garfield continues humming]

[whining]

I'll come back and finish the story
right after I have my tuna sandwich.

[groaning]

[humming continues]

[grumbling]

Quit shoving. I'm going. I'm going.

-[ding]
-Now, where did I leave off?

Mm-hmm.

[growling]

Oh, right.

"The superior cat and the adequate dog

were face to face
with a fire-breathing dragon."

[roaring]

There are times, my canine friend,

when one must stand tall against an enemy
and not flee in terror.

[roaring]

This is not one of those times.

[Garfield screaming]

[panting]

[Odie screaming]

[roaring]

Oh no! Stop!

[roaring]

[water bubbling]

[gasping for breath]

-[happy whimper]
-Huh?

They had escaped the dragon… for now.

-Huh?
-They still had a problem.

In order to reach this woman,
we have to go up this road.

The dragon will be waiting for us.

[groaning]

But the cat was not only handsome,
he was smart.

"And an idea came to him."

Seems like a rotten thing to do to anyone,
even a fire-breathing dragon.

But this is a desperate situation.
Come on!

[grunting]

[chuckles]

[Garfield] Here, you take one,
and I'll take the other.

-Kitty cat!
-Puppy dog!

[snarling]

We wanna play with the dragon!
We wanna play with the dragon!

He's so adorable.

[roaring]

-He's such a cute dragon!
-[thud]

[Minerva] We like you, Mr. Dragon!

He could use a moisturizer.

He has such nice coloring!

[braying]

-[Drusilla] He could use a permanent!
-[Minerva] I'll do his lips!

-He'll look gorgeous!
-[laughing]

-[Drusilla] He's such a cute dragon!
-[Minerva] He'll smell so sweet.

-[dragon roaring]
-[crashing]

[dragon groans]

-Huh?
-[snickering]

-[snarling]
-He's such a cute dragon.

Why… why…

I'm beautiful. I'm finally beautiful.

How can I thank you

and apologize
for being so mean to you before?

Hey, we all feel a little dragony
when we don't look our best.

If you wanna make it up to us,
how about a lift?

Sure. Where to?

[Garfield] There's a lady named Elizabeth
who lives in a cottage in the Blue Forest.

Oh, sure.

The one who takes care of animals
and won't marry the prince.

[medieval music playing]

[Odie screams]

[Garfield] So they headed for the dwelling
of the lovely Elizabeth…

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!
We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

[happily humming]

"Finally, the magnificent cat
had had enough!

He abandoned Drusilla and Minerva
in the forest,

and they were never seen again.
"

-[gasps, growling]
-Huh?

Oh, you're right.
That's too rotten even for me…

I-- I mean, for the wonderful cat.
No, he didn't do that.

We wanna be there. We wanna be there!
We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

We'll drop these adorable children off
at the castle then head up there.

We wanna be there! We wanna be there!

Happy now?

Mm-hmm.

[whining]

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah!

"Well now, here comes real trouble.

As they rode,
they passed an animal that Elizabeth fed,

a repulsive little cat named Ner--"

Uh, named Lamren.

[Odie whining]

Yeah, Lamren.

Lamren was the only animal Elizabeth fed
who wasn't nice.

In fact…

Hey, if I tell the viceroy about this,

he'll reward me when he becomes king.

[sinister laugh]

[Garfield]
"He ran to the castle
and spilled the beans."

Maybe he'll name me officially
the cutest kitty cat in the kingdom!

[laughing]

Looks that way.

They'll try
to convince Elizabeth to marry the prince.

If she does,
he becomes king instead of me.

That would destroy my whole plan
to loot the kingdom.

Well, I helped you out…
So, what's my reward?

I'll give you a reward.

Mail him to Abu Dhabi!

[screaming]

[evil laugh]

Oh! Did I say Abu Dhabi?
Sorry, I read that wrong. [clears throat]

What he actually said was...

I'll give you a reward.

Throw him in the tower!

[gasps] But why?

[evil laugh]

I hate snitches.

But I'm loyal! I'm cute!
I'm cute and loyal!

And did I mention adorable?

While you're at it,
throw the prince in there with him.

I'm not taking any chances.

And I'd better take care of that woman
he wants to marry.

[Garfield]
"The royal dogcatcher
threw Lamren in the prison tower.

He threw the prince in there with him."

You can't do this to me.
I'm the ruler of this kingdom.

Not after tomorrow, you ain't.

[Garfield]
"The viceroy went to visit
a wicked witch he kept on staff."

I asked for a poison apple.

Aah, apples are too healthy.

I'm making spaghetti bolognese.

You'll see what it does
when the royal food taster gets here.

[evil laugh]

Royal food taster!
Any food you need tasted today?

Maybe something yummy?

Try some of this.

Mmm. Smells simply scrumptious.

[munching]

Hm. Not bad. Could use a pinch of oregano,
maybe a drop of olive oil,

and I would suggest some--

[crash]

Will he sleep forever?

He'll sleep until a true love
comes and kisses him.

-[cackles]
-That'll be forever.

All right, go! Take care of her.

I will.
But first, I'll transform myself into--

Someone she would never suspect
was a wicked witch.

Broom!

[laughs]

[cackling]

[dramatic music playing]

[evil laughter]

[Garfield]
"Off she went
with the spaghetti of doom.

Before long, she was there."

There's her cottage.

[broom revving]

[tires squealing]

Here you go, little mole.

[giggling]

Here you go, little chicken.

[kissing]

She's so nice to us.
I ought to lay her an egg.

I would, too, if I could.

[joyful music playing]

♪ Which one is the right choice? ♪

♪ The man who can stand up and fight ♪

♪ The one who has
The most haunting voice ♪

♪ The artist who has a gift to write ♪

♪ If he said he needs me ♪

♪ I'd feel like my life had begun ♪

♪ Which one is the right choice? ♪

♪ Which one? ♪

[rock music playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

♪ I want the right man ♪

-[woman's voice] Hello. Anybody h*--
-Huh?

[clears throat]

[Italian accent] Hello? Is anybody home?

♪ Yes ♪

Buongiorno, bellisima.
I see you feed all the animals.

I thought it was about time
someone fed you.

Why, that's very nice of you.

Oh!

[evil laughter]

[evil laughter continues]

-[barking]
-Huh?

[whimpering]

No, I can't tell her not to eat
the spaghetti of doom.

[groaning]

"She invited the chef in…"

It smells delicious, but I'm on a diet.

I shouldn't be eating pasta.

But I slaved over a hot cauldron--

I mean… [spluttering]… a stove, all day.
Just a taste.

-[evil laughter]
-Well, since you worked so hard on it.

[evil laughter]

[whining]

[evil laughter echoing]

Yes.

[woman's voice] Broom!

[engine starting, whirring]

[evil laughter]

[coughing]

[all gasp]

[Garfield]
"So the evil witch
had succeeded in her--"

[moaning]

Quiet, Odie.

[Garfield]
"The evil witch had succeeded
in her mission,

largely because the heroic cat
and okay dog

arrived two minutes too late.

Two minutes can make
all the difference in the world.

Two minutes can mean life
and love and happiness.

Or it can mean this."

[Odie whimpering, whining]

[Odie crying]

Huh? Odie, it's just a story.

Odie!

Doesn't that dog understand
this is a fairy tale?

I'm gonna have to find him
and explain that to him.

But first, I'm gonna get something to eat.
Why don't you join me?

[whimsical music playing]

-[barking]
-"Once upon a time…"

If you don't marry by your st birthday,

the next in line becomes king! [groans]

Pup, we have to stop that man!
We have to help Prince Jon find a wife!

The birds and animals
all love you, fair Elizabeth.

I asked for a poisoned apple.

I'm making spaghetti bolognese.

[medieval music playing]

[whimpering]

[Garfield] Wanna hear
the rest of the story?

It has a happy ending.

Not everything in life does,
but fairy tales do.

That's what's great about 'em.
But if you don't want to hear it…

[yipping]

Okay, have a seat.

"Well, as you can imagine,

the animals were all very sad about
what happened to the lovely Elizabeth."

[whimsical music playing]

[both sighing]

Oh. She was always so kind to us.

Hey, who's that cat that just arrived?

That's Prince Jon's cat, I think.

Prince Jon's cat. I've always admired him.
He's so wonderful.

Where'd he go?

He's inside the cottage.

[slurping]

Sorry, I smelled the spaghetti bolognese
and had to have a taste.

[gasping]

[all gasp]

Oh, and it could use
just a touch of basil.

[chattering]

[Garfield snoring]

Maybe Elizabeth is just asleep.

But she snores way more dainty.

[Odie barks]

"They quickly discussed
what they had to do.

It was the beautiful lady cat
who came up with the answer."

We have to get him to a wizard.

Where are you gonna find a wizard
at this hour?

[all gasp]

I know where there's a wizard near here
who's open hours.

Well then, let's get him there.

[Garfield]
"Through the forest they raced,
raced to the dwelling of Merl,

the all-night, we-never-close wizard."

[thud]

It looks like the spaghetti of doom.

My wife used to make that.

You've gotta help him, great wizard.
You just have to.

I can't help him, but you can.

Me?

He sleeps the sleep of magic

and can only be awakened
by a kiss from one who loves him.

Judging by the concern on your face,
I would say that's you.

-You mean, just kiss him?
-[snoring]

[Odie whining]

Eh, give it a shot. See what happens.

Yeah, go for it.

[barks]

[Garfield snoring]

[smooching sounds]

Wow!

[gasps] Hey! Is there any more
of that great spaghetti?

Wow, it worked!

[Garfield chuckles]

"Not only did they wake up the superb cat,
but they learned something else."

Is that how to awaken
our friend Elizabeth?

Indeed!

A kiss from a true love
is all that is required.

And I know who her true love is!

Come on. Let's go get Prince Jon.

[action music playing]

[bird chirping]

[sighing]

-Hey. What are you guys doing here?
-[all gasp]

We just heard terrible news!

Yes.

This bluebird tells us that the viceroy
has locked Prince Jon in the tower.

[excited chirping]

-[Odie moaning]
-Huh?

He can't do that!

We need Prince Jon to kiss Elizabeth
and awaken her.

And then he needs to marry her
so he can be king and stop that evil man!

[chattering]

[Garfield]
"But the wise cat knew there
was only one answer to the problem."

We are!

-[all gasp]
-Everybody, follow me!

"And so all the animals went off
to rescue Prince Jon

and also save the fair Elizabeth.

As they marched towards the castle,
others joined in,

animals who'd been befriended
over the years by Elizabeth."

[roaring]

[grunting]

[Garfield] "
While at the castle,
the evil viceroy had decided

not to wait to seize power."

Guards, from now on,

you are to address me as "Your Highness"
and follow orders.

Is that clear?

[all] Yes, Your Highness.

But you aren't king until tomorrow,
and only if Prince Jon doesn't marry.

Ha! How can he marry?

He's in the tower prison,
and the one woman who he'd marry

-is sleeping for all eternity.
-[sobbing]

I'm taking the throne now! Ha ha.

[guard] Your Highness,
there's an army marching on the castle.

An army? An army of barbarians?

An army of pirates?

[guard]
It seems to be an army of squirrels.

And cats and dogs and chickens.

[laughs]

Just keep the gate locked.

We have nothing to fear from squirrels
and cats and dogs and chickens.

[Garfield]
"While up in the tower…"

It is no use.

Even if I could escape the cell,
Elizabeth will not marry me.

Sure she would. She's crazy about you.

She is?

Sure.
She thinks you're even cuter than I am.

And that's real cute.
Just convince her you're brave and good.

-I am! But how do I prove it to--
-[crowd shouting]

What's that commotion?

[Garfield]
"The prince had no idea
what was going on,"

and the rescue party
didn't have much more of one either."

How do we get inside the castle?

Yeah, the gate is locked.

I know. I'll dig us a tunnel inside.

How long will that take?

-Oh, not more than a month or two.
-[sighs]

We don't have time for that.
Leave it to me.

[guards screaming]

[screaming]

Stop them!

Stop those animals!

[screaming]

[panicked screaming]

[birds squawking]

[guards exclaiming]

-[guards grunt]
-[both] Kitty cat!

-Huh?
-Huh?

[growling]

[guards screaming]

[bird squawking]

[Odie groaning]

[guards screaming]

[twins] Kitty cat!

[screaming]

[guards screaming]

Follow me!

[Odie yelps]

[swords clank]

[both] Let's play dress-up!

-Bridal gowns!
-Dress-up to play.

-You'll look so beautiful!
-Come back!

[snoring]

[snoring continues]

[exclaims]

[whines]

[snoring continues]

[groaning]

Did somebody kiss me?

[barks]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[Drusilla]
We have a nice prom dress! Come back!

[Lamren] Wow, my friends have taken over
the whole castle.

Do you think somebody's
going to rescue us?

Consider yourself rescued.

[heroic music playing]

[Lamren] Ow! Hey!

[Garfield] Not you.

[growling]

[engine whirring]

The whole castle's flooded with animals!

Uh, we gotta get outta here.

I'm going to take the tax money
I've collected so far and flee!

[both] We're with you!

[Garfield]
"It looked like the bad guys
were gonna escape with the money

the evil viceroy had stolen
from the people of the city.

[evil laughter]

[roaring]

[Garfield]
The viceroy, his aide,
and the wicked witch

fled in terror of the dragon…"

[screaming]

Whoa! [grunts]

[crash]

Quick! Turn the catapult
so it faces the castle.

You wanna escape the dragon?

Quick! Use the catapult.

Get right in,
and I'll fling you to safety.

Thank you.

All comfy now? Good.

-[screaming]
-[crash]

[grunts]

[both chuckle]

-[Odie whimpers]
-Huh?

No, we're not
to the "happier ever after" part yet.

We still have to wake up Elizabeth
and get her to marry Prince Jon, remember?

Oh. Mm-hmm.

[Garfield]
"After that, it was simple.
Prince Jon kissed Elizabeth.

She woke up
and realized who had saved her."

Oh! You, Prince Jon.

-[all] Aww.
-And all these animals.

He was willing to fight
a fire-breathing dragon for you.

For me?

It seems you do have heart and courage.

Then will you honor me
by joining your heart to mine in marriage?

-But of course.
-[all] Aww.

♪ We'll be happy together ♪

♪ Truly birds of a feather ♪

[Liz]
♪ Having someone who cares ♪

♪ Answered my prayers ♪

[Liz, Jon]
♪ We will be happy
Happy ♪

♪ We'll be so happy ♪

♪ If they put us on trial ♪

♪ We'll be gone for a while ♪

♪ Bid freedom farewell
Some prison cell ♪

[both]
♪ Will be our home ♪

[Viceroy]
♪ I once wore the crown ♪

[Lamren]
♪ Now you're going down ♪

[both]
♪ And together all the way ♪

[Garfield]
♪ I wish good times upon you ♪

♪ Lots of pie and lasagna ♪

[Odie whimpering the song]

[all]
♪ We will be happy
Happy ♪

♪ Happy
So happy ♪

♪ We'll be happy together ♪

♪ Any storm we can weather ♪

♪ Having someone to hold ♪

♪ Is better than gold ♪

♪ We will be happy
Happy ♪

♪ We'll be so happy ♪

[Garfield] We will be happy.

[Garfield screaming]

Well, at least they finally picked out
a good color for me.

-[chuckles]
-[kiss]

"But apart from that,
everyone lived happily ever after."

Hey, look. The prince
and the fair Elizabeth are home.

I-- I mean, Jon and Liz.

Garfield, did you eat our picnic?

Must be time for lunch.
Or dinner. Or some meal.

-So, did you like the story, boy?
-[happily whining]

[upbeat theme music playing]