03x23 - Little Trouble in Big China pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]

[upbeat theme song playing]

-[Garfield] Hee!
-[remote clicks]

[Chinese music playing]

We're on our way to China.

Yes, it is I, Bella Bellisima.

This statuette
is at least , years old.

But why do you have to have this one?

This one is the key to the treasure of…

Fucanglong.

Siam and Tiam, keep an eye on them
while I decide what to do with them.

[Bella] Give me my statue!

[Nermal] They are after us!

First half of the key
to the treasure of Fucanglong

is hidden in the ancient gardens of Sujo.

It says this is the half of the medallion

that serves as the key
to the treasures of Fucanglong.

The other half of the medallion

is guarded by the old master
of the temple on Mt. Qingshan!

[Chinese music playing]

[panting]

The map says we need to go this way
to find the old master of Mt. Qingshan.

You guys wait here. I will scout up ahead.

Let me know if you find
a place that serves pizza!

I'm so hungry,
I'll even take it with anchovies!

We shouldn't be out here.

This forest is riddled
with poisonous, nasty creatures. [gasps]

[screaming]

Whoa! [screaming]

What hideous creature is it now?

Oh, it's you.

Would you rather it was a big spider?

Maybe. Big spiders don't mail me to China.

[creaking]

What's coming our way?

I don't know.
But I'll bet we won't like it.

[ominous music playing]

[cheerful music playing]

[sighing]

They're just pandas.

But what if they wanna eat us? [screaming]

Relax, annoying one.

Pandas only eat bamboo shoots.

[in English accent]
Blimey, mate. What is that creature?

It's, uh, it's some kind of monkey,
I reckon.

[barking]

Monkeys are smarter than that.

-[slurping]
-[laughing]

Hey! It tickles!

-[slurping]
-[laughing]

Hey, this bloke's kind of cute.

[panda] Hey, is this your friend?

Yeah. I'm Garfield, his name is Odie.

And I'm Nermal,
the cutest cat in the entire world.

[laughing]

[scoffs]

So, where are you chaps heading to?

To a secret temple on the mountain top
run by some old guy.

Oh, you mean that old ruin up there,
guarded by that crazy ol' mucker?

Uh, good… good luck!

It'll take you days to get there.

We're actually heading in that direction.

How about we give you a ride?
You'll be safer with us.

You mean, not walking?

Oh, I'm all for that.

-[cheerful music playing]
-[giggling]

[Nermal] Yay!

[giggling]
Looks like you've made some new friends.

-[grunts]
-[slurping]

[sinister meowing]

[Bella] I hold you responsible, Voldo,
for them getting away with my statue.

Thank you.
And if I do not get that diamond,

I will not be able to build
the Bella Bellisima Concert Hall.

Think of the millions of people who will
be deprived of my superb singing voice.

Lucky them.

-What?
-Uh, nothing.

I can even sing so high,
my voice will cause this glass to break.

[high-pitched singing]

[glass shattering]

Hmm.

[grunts]

Let me go check the GPS system
in the Siamese cats' collars.

-[screaming]
-[glass shattering]

Uh, excuse me. I'm looking
for the opera singer, Bella Bellisima?

You are a lover of great music
who seeks my autograph?

Oh! No.

Then get out.

I'm looking for two cats and a dog.

One of the cats is rather overweight cat.

Please call me Bella.

The cats and the dog,
you are very close to them?

You would not want
to see anything bad happen to them?

Oh, never. Especially Garfield and Odie.

And they would not want to see
anything bad happen to you?

Of course not.
They depend on me for everything.

Well, I can tell you exactly
where they are.

Step into this room, please.

All right. That's very nice of you.

[Bella squeals]

[Jon] This isn't funny! Unlock this door!

He will come in very handy
if the cats and dog will not cooperate.

I picked up the signal from the collars
of the Siamese cats.

They're arriving at Mt. Qingshan.

[Chinese music playing]

This is the temple on the map.

All we need to do now
is to find the old master.

[Garfield] And a decent place to eat.

You'd think in this entire country,
they'd have one good Chinese restaurant.

Good luck.

Uh, can't we, uh,
stick around a little longer?

No.

[Dingbang]
Let us try to find the entrance.

[Nermal] Look!
There's someone sitting on that pillar!

[clears throat] Excuse me, sir?

We are looking
for the other half of this medallion.

[Garfield] You're wasting your time.
I think he's taking a nap.

[grunting]

[gasps] How did you do that?

A true kung fu warrior does not reflect.

He merely acts upon
what he sees within his mind.

-[dramatic music playing]
-[screams]

-[whining]
-This old master is completely bananas!

Uh, this is really cool and all,
but we are kind of in a hurry.

Do you know where I can find
the other half of this medallion?

As a matter of fact, I do.

[all gasping]

And I will give it to you
under one condition.

You are going to have to learn kung fu.

-[Nermal] What?
-All of you.

[whining]

Are you ready for your first lesson?

I guess so.

Is there any way
we could eat something first?

My friends and I are kind of starving.

First you learn kung fu. Then you eat.

[gasping]

[Chinese music playing]

[kung fu sounds]

You guys ever heard of the deadly

all-you-can-eat-sweet-and-sour
revenge technique?

[whining]

That's cause I just made it up.

[panting]

-[thud]
-[grunts]

It's time you experience
the wrath of the treacherous orchid…

[groaning]

[sneezing]

Odie, I think they're ripe and ready
for your tongue of doom signature move!

Ah!

[slurping]

[Nermal screaming]

[sighs]

[Chinese music playing]

-Whoa!
-[thudding]

-[crowing]
-[Chinese music playing]

[man] Kung fu can be divided
into five fighting techniques

inspired by a few animals
from the Chinese zodiac,

like the snake or the tiger.

Master those five techniques,

and you can do anything you want,

such as breaking this wood board.

Your turn.

[barks]

Odie, you're supposed to break
the wood board, not fetch it.

[whining]

-[man] Your turn, little cat.
-What?

You can do this, Nermal.

It can't be harder than winning
"Most Adorable Kitten" for three years.

Hi-ya!

Ow!

My nail! I've broken a nail!

Do you have any idea how long it takes
to grow them back?

-Dingbang, show him how it is done.
-Oh! Ow!

Hi-…

ya!

Ha! You did it, Dingbang! Congratulations.

I'm not impressed.

Nice one.

I believe you have earned dinner for all.

I'm impressed. [giggles]

[munching]

Odie, if we ever get home,

we have to see if he'll deliver
to our neighborhood.

Thank you for dinner and for your lessons.

How much longer before we are worthy
of the other half of the medallion?

Patience, Dingbang. Patience.

You still have much to learn.

My uncle is going to worry
if I'm not back in Shanghai soon.

I'd like a second helping, please.

You had a second helping.

I'd like a second second helping.

The orange cat's hunger is not yet sated.

I shall fetch more rice.

Oh, while you're at it,
how about some dessert?

Something, uh, chocolaty.

[meowing]

Hey, did you hear that?

[meowing]

Get inside the temple. Now!

[sinister meowing]

You guys again?

[sinister meowing]

Guys, it was a pleasure knowing you.
Well, not you, Nermal.

[screaming]

[sinister meowing]

[panda] Hey, hey, hey! Back off!

[grunting, growling]

Pandas can actually do kung fu? Seriously?

Please! Pandas doing kung fu…
Now that would be ridiculous.

[cat screaming]

[panda] You're next, mate.

-[panda grunts]
-[screaming]

-[slurping]
-[laughing]

You're more than welcome, little monkey.

Old Master,
where have you been all this time?

Watching. Observing.

Gee, thanks for all the help.

You are all useless at kung fu.

In fact, you are probably

the worst students
I have had over years.

But you surely know
how to make the right friends.

Pandas do not grant their trust easily.

Therefore, you have earned
this half of the medallion.

Thank you. You honor me,

for we now have the key
to the treasure of Fucanglong.

Yes.

But stare not into the eye of Fucanglong.

It has defeated entire armies.
Do you understand?

Yes. Thank you for the advice.

We still haven't figured out
what that tiger head means.

-[gasps]
-[Dingbang] Wow.

[whimsical music playing]

The solution
is staring at you in the face.

Of course! The tiger
is not just an astrological sign in China.

It's also the name of a valley.

Tiger Valley! Right there! We are here.

[Dingbang] And the treasure of Fucanglong
is there near Beijing,

right by the Great Wall of China.

Beijing? I don't know where that is,
but it sounds far away.

Well, hop on, guv'nor.

[Dingbang] Thank you, Old Master.

Thanks! Bye-bye!

Good luck, my friends.

And like others who have sought
the treasure of Fucanglong,

you will need it.

[Chinese music playing]

We're on our way to China.

Yes, it is I, Bella Bellisima.

This statuette
is at least , years old.

This one is the key to the treasure of…

Fucanglong.

Siam and Tiam, keep an eye on them
while I decide what to do with them.

[Bella]
Give me my statue!

[Nermal] They're after us!

The first half of the key
to the treasure of Fucanglong

is hidden in the ancient gardens of Sujo.

It says this is half of the medallion

that serves as the key
to the treasures of Fucanglong.

The other half of the medallion is guarded

by the old master
of the temple on Mt. Qingshan!

And I will give it to you.

You are going to have to learn kung fu.

-Hi-ya!
-Hi-ya!

The key to the treasure of Fucanglong.

[whimsical music playing]

[grunting]

[Bella] Please!

If you know where they went,
you must tell me.

I miss my dear pussycats and dog so much.

Please tell me where I can find them.
[sobbing]

Okay, Voldo. He's not gonna tell us.
Let's get out of here.

There must be some way
to find out where they went.

[meowing]

Ah! My precious babies!

You're the only ones Mama can count on!

What good are they?

We have no idea where that boy
and the pets are heading.

Actually, Voldo, I think we do.

[purring]

Thanks for the ride.

[car horn honking]

-[Odie whining]
-Wow.

Behold, my friends.
The Great Wall of China!

According to the map,
the secret cave should be around here.

[sniffing]

[barking]

I think the pup is finding something!

[Garfield] It's an old bone
that's been here a long time.

Look over there!

[Chinese music playing]

-This must be the entrance!
-[straining]

It won't budge.

[clears throat]

Oh, that's right. The key.

[rumbling]

[Jon] No! Don't do that!

[screaming]

Pull me back up! Please!

Jon?

[barking]

Garfield? Odie? Nermal?

[Bella cackling]

Help me find the treasure,

or you will never see your master
in one piece again.

That man is your master?

-[barks]
-Well, he feeds us.

We'll help you find the treasure.
You have my word.

[Jon] So, what are we looking for exactly?

The treasure of Fucanglong.

According to old Chinese legends

he's a ten-foot long-dragon
that guards forbidden treasures.

[whining]

Don't worry, Odie. Dragons don't exist.

Hurry up! I want my treasure!

Except for her, of course.

[tense music playing]

[gasping]

Don't just stand there!

One of you go inside and see what happens!

[meowing]

I'll go in.

I'll come with you.

See that beam of light?

I wouldn't cut it if I were you.

Oops. I hadn't noticed. Thanks.

You mangy vermin go in next!

Hey! I'm the three-time winner
of the Kitten of the Year trophy.

[Garfield] Let's get it over with.
You too, pup.

[Odie whining]

[grunting]

Don't you think we should wait and see?

They're almost on the other side!

[grunting]

What is this? Some kind of riddle?

I'm not sure.

There are different animals
depicted on the wheel.

An ox, a sheep, a rat.

We need to find the right combination
to get to the other side.

"Mangy vermin." Who does she think
she is talking to me like that?

[Garfield] Careful, Nermal.

This floor may not be strong enough
for your ego.

Let me take a peek at myself
to make sure everything's--

[rumbling]

Someone cut the beam of light!

Nermal! What have you done?

Ah! I just looked at myself in the mirror!

[screaming]

-[screaming]
-Whoa!

We need to figure out
how this door opens and fast!

Hurry up, you idiot! [screaming]

Help!

There's got to be some sort of logic.
Rat! Boar!

Boar! That's my Chinese astrological sign!

Of course. These are the signs
of the Chinese zodiac.

We just have to put them back in order.

[screaming]

Dingbang better do something in a hurry.
Whoa!

The rabbit between tiger and dragon.

What about the ox?

Before-- No, after the rat!

Voldo?

Where is that imbecile when you need him?

[thudding]

-[cats screeching]
-[groaning]

The last one is the tiger.

I think we solved it!

[screaming] Help!

[whimpering]

[Garfield] This isn't fun.

[rumbling stops]

[sighing in relief]

[Jon] The door's opening.

[all gasping]

Opening into the treasure of Fucanglong.

[dramatic music playing]

That's not a real dragon, Odie.
It's just a big statue.

Step aside!
Scusi!
I have a treasure to steal.

[joyful squealing]

I can afford to build
Bella Bellisima concert halls,

and I will sing in every one!

What a ridiculous waste of money.

Especially when
you could be spending it all on donuts.

Some of these artifacts
are thousands of years old.

They belong in a museum.

[Nermal] These statues look so lifelike.

It almost looks as if they were
real warriors turned to stone.

The eye of the dragon.

It is the fabled diamond of Fucanglong.

[all gasping]

[Bella] The diamond.
That is what I must have.

The biggest diamond
the world has ever known.

[action music playing]

[Bella exclaiming]

-[grunting]
-[meowing]

Voldo! Come help me get that diamond!

Yes, Miss Bella.

Pass me that big ugly vase!

[dramatic music playing]

[exclaiming]

I want that diamond!

[shrieking]

"Stare not into the eye of Fucanglong.

It has defeated entire armies."

That's what the old master told us.

These statues. That's an army.

Do you think they were
once treasure seekers? [grunts]

Everyone! Close your eyes! Now!

[Jon] It's so beautiful.

[Jon] I can't.

[groaning, grunting]

Can't take my eyes off the diamond.

[screaming]

Miss Bella? Are you okay? Miss Bella?

[sobbing]

[sighs] We're alive!

That's debatable.

-[rumbling]
-[screaming]

[Dingbang] The vault is going to collapse!
Let's get out of here!

[rumbling]

-[all screaming]
-[Jon] Run!

[Jon straining]

I'm stuck! Somebody help!

-[barking]
-[straining]

[grunting]

[barks]

[Garfield] Whoa!

I think this would be
an excellent time to…

[screaming] …get out of here!

Come on! You can make it!

I can't leave Miss Bella all by herself.

[somber music playing]

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

[coughing]

[doors rattling]

Jon!

[Dingbang]
The doors have shut for good now.

[coughing, gasping]

[thud]

I know it is silly,
but I cannot help feeling sorry for her.

And those two Siamese cats too.
However rotten they were.

Yeah, no one deserves
to wind up like that.

I don't know how to thank you
for taking good care of my pets.

[clears throat]

Dinner's a good start.

[coughing]

Odie, you got something
stuck in your throat?

[coughs]

Coins from inside the vault.
Is there enough there for dinner?

These are priceless.

It is a national treasure
and belongs in a Chinese museum

where my people can enjoy it.

All right!

[Chinese music playing]

Well, the dim sum was great,

but I hope I never go through
anything like that again.

-[Odie whining]
-[sighing]

I'm gonna miss Dingbang. He's a good kid.

And China was a lot of fun.

[whining, coughing]

Odie's right. Except for the parts
where people were trying to destroy us.

Well, I'm still waiting for an apology.

An apology? For what?

For sending me there in a box.
For abandoning me at the airport.

For throwing me out a -story window--

Nermal, if it'll make you feel
any better, I apologize.

You… you do?

Wow, Garfield. That's the first time
you've ever done that.

It almost makes up
for the whole experience.

Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Nermal.

Remind me when we get
to the airport back home,

I'll have a package
I need to ship to Abu Dhabi.

There's something
I've always wanted to tell you.

[shouting] You… can't… sing!

[cracking]

[shouting] What… did… you… just…
say about my singing?

You are gonna regret this, Voldo!

[screaming]

[upbeat theme song playing]