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02x07 - Home for the Holidays/

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Garfield Show". Aired: 2 November 2009 – 24 October 2016.*
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Show features loose continuity and is set in a different universe to the previous Garfield cartoon series Garfield and Friends, which is occasionally referenced.

02x07 - Home for the Holidays/

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do

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hmm

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why thank you odie this is going to be

the best christmas tree we've ever had

right garfield well that depends

it depends on what's under it in fact

this is going to be the best christmas

ever i've invited mom dad and doc boy

over for dinner tonight

liz is coming too and she's bringing her

parents is there going to be enough food

now i want you to be on your best

behavior garfield you didn't exactly win

mrs wilson over when you let her canary

petey out the window

mr wilson seemed pleased

oh no look at the time we have to go to

the grocery

garfield help odie finish decorating the

tree while i do the shopping list

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must i do everything around here

very well odie slide that box of

decorations

over here

good now stand back

now plug it in no time to finish the

tree

we have to run to the

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like they say lazy is the mother of

invention

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you boys wait here i'll be right back

huh well don't be long

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you know how impatient i get when

there's food in the vicinity

oh hi arlene

hi garfield what you doing

i'm gathering food and blankets for some

abandoned animals at the old railway

station

right that looks heavy yes it is

bummer well john's fixing a feast for

the family tonight

and someone's gonna be doing some major

eating no

and then tomorrow's christmas and we're

gonna open presents

and then we're gonna be eating and then

we're gonna open more presents

and then more eating and opening

presents

hey where you going i had two more

eating and opening a presents to go

you don't get it do you get what

what the spirit of christmas is all

about

well there's the eating and there's the

opening of presents and then there's

what there's more yes

there's the caring and sharing

got you okay you can come to dinner too

there's plenty to eat

and odie'll be happy to share his

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you are so pathetic

now what i invited you to dinner

if you want to truly understand what i'm

talking about

come with me there are those who are in

need of

shelter and food

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helping them is a good thing to do

especially this time of year

hey guys let's hurry it's cold out here

well i gotta go if i don't see you merry

christmas

merry christmas garfield

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what

you know odie i kind of feel like a heel

maybe i should have helped darlene care

for those animals but hey what can i do

i'm only one

cat i'm only human

huh it's not like i can just take john's

food down to the old

railway station right

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will you stop that

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all right huddle up people there are a

lot of you and not a lot of blanket

you know rags i've always taken this

whole heat thing for granted

we take everything for granted until

it's gone

like food like food

i'm back woohoo arlene what did you

bring us

well the dumpster behind the store

wasn't as generous today but i did find

this

oh that looks soft

it looks so pretty

what do you have to eat i'm starving

i'm afraid all i have is a little cheese

and some biscuits

that's okay you guys eat i could stand

to drop a few pounds

we don't have enough food to go around

what do we do

we aren't going to eat the food harry

you and i will have a nice meal when we

get home tonight

this is for the animals who have no home

ah

you're right now tell my tummy that

or better yet tell your fat friend that

garfield who else i'll bet he has a

boatload of food around his house

we could live for a week on what he eats

for a snack

i'm afraid garfield isn't in the sharing

mood this holiday season

like he ever was well as they say

a fat friend in need is a fat friend in

need

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yeah you didn't take john's dinner

fixings did you oh no

we took stuff from the back of the

refrigerator that food hasn't seen the

light of day for years

oh you are such a sweetie thank you

garfield

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and you too odie

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are we quite done with the smooch fest

we have some hungry friends here

garfield odie i'd like you to meet rags

he's been a resident of the railway

station for many years now

you don't have a home how do you survive

i have always relied upon the kindness

of strangers

where would you want to do that oh i'd

love to have a home

but nobody wants a big old dog people

want puppies and

kittens

who are the kittens their mother was an

alley cat

she felt very ill and it was her last

wish that i

care for her kittens until they found

good homes

garfield odie i'd like you to meet

spring

summer dog

and autumn how do you do

there are three of you there are four we

had a brother

but he has already found a home

spring summer and autumn let me guess

would his name by any chance be winter

no it's fleet winter

what's wrong with that what a name

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we have one more resident for you to

meet garfield where

there

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this is nick oh how do you do nick

nick be nice i don't make nice with kids

catchy canaries only the mouthy ones

hey hey that's it put them up put them

up gladly

uh boys let's not forget why we're here

you're lucky she called me up fatso

hey pick on someone your own size

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thank you early for what for encouraging

us to help these folks out

it feels good who would have thought

it's a nice start

isn't that true we should find homes for

them

well that's a pretty tall order

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if people got to know them i just know

they'd want to take them home

but that's the problem how do you get

everybody together

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a junkyard okay so what's your point

no no i don't know

junkyard pile of junk okay

oh i get it if we build a christmas tree

people will come

like moss to a light

and then they'll meet the animals

and give them homes

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yes you guys are nuts darlene remind me

to tell you about the true spirit of

christmas sometime

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it's okay i think you're a genius odie

you're a genius

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oh

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garfield

odie where are you

garfield odie guys who where could they

be

it's not like garfield to be gone this

close to dinner time

oh no company's here garfield

odie

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mom dad merry christmas time

son dark boy don't

call me doc boy right dark boy dark boy

liz happy holidays john

boy you are looking absolutely

mrs wilson hello

john and mr wilson uh how are you today

sir

just peachy which way to the eggnog

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what a beautiful treat john

thanks um mom dad dog boy

i'd like you to meet liz's parents uh

robert and betty

hi well how do you do i'm fine thank you

it's so nice to meet you liz has told us

so much about you

so uh everyone have some hot cider and

let's admire the tree for a while okay

i'm kind of hungry yeah i'm with that

one when do we eat

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robert oh soon

but first let's get to know one another

oh mrs wilson did you know doc boyce

slept with his blankie until he was .

don't call me doc boy and it was

.

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what do you think arlene interesting

but it needs something

a star we need a star at the top

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eureka nice going odie let's get this

thing to the top of the heap

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i think everything's ready to go now are

you sure this is going to work

absolutely not are you with me people

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very nice everyone okay uh let's sing

another song

do we have to we've been singing for a

solid hour

john can i give you a hand with dinner

no everything's ready mom

i was just stalling until garfield and

oti show up

oh no it's not like garfield to miss a

meal

wondered why i was so peaceful around

here i'm sure they're fine

those rascals are probably up to

something i'm sure you're right

okay let's go into dinner

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what a lovely dinner john i'm so proud

of you

if it tastes half as good as it looks

we're in for a treat

what was that huh what was what that

noise came from the living room i didn't

hear anything

i don't believe it

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what's going on here oh

no

this isn't happening

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oh you better stop

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go forward guys the headlights have to

shine higher

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well folks i guess our christmas is over

a little early

i'm sorry

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light the lights

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hurry guys there isn't much time

everybody ready

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why aren't they here

it was a nice idea garfield it was sweet

of you to try

hello

hey it worked see i told you

[Applause]

garfield odie you rascals

what are you doing here this is truly a

christmas miracle

it must be for a reason as a matter of

fact

it is

who are your friends garfield

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oh petey what

oh boy i had a canary named

speedy you remind me so much of him

i'm gonna take you home and name you

petey too

look lady i don't know what your problem

is but

uh is that food oh have some macadamia

nuts

for macadamia nuts you can call me

cynthia

and garfield here i was so angry with

you for letting petey out the window

and now you've given me beanie too

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can i have some more nuts

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and just who are you yeah

don't you have a home

well they need a home dad

a farm can always use more mousers we

can take the kittens

i love kittens you're coming home with

us i don't think so lady

we're not going anywhere without rags

we're a family a team a set that can't

be broken up

time out come here ladies listen to me

i promised your mother that i'd find a

home for you

and that promise is gonna be kept

your tonight yeah this is our home

this is a junkyard i am an old dog

i'm not gonna be around for you a whole

lot longer on the farm you'll have

friends and real family

and one day you'll have kittens of your

own to care for

i can't offer you that here but we love

you rags

we're going to miss you yeah we're going

to miss you

i love you i

love you too now make your mother proud

oh aren't you the sweetest thing

buddy what was the name of that big dumb

dog we had

are you talking about junior yeah

junior whatever happened to him i died

years ago robert

that's right isn't his bed still in the

corner of the garage

right where you insisted on leaving it

seems like a shame to let that

bed collect dust maybe we could use

another big dumb dog

that's a lovely idea robert come here

boy

when we get home first thing i'm giving

you is a bath

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oh my look at all those poor homeless

animals

john we have to do something

we can't possibly take care of all those

animals liz

i'll take one vito what are you doing

here

what am i doing here what's the whole

town of doing here

we all came to see the bigger tree hey

do you want a job a doggy you come to

veto's pizzeria with me yet

i put you in a work garden in my pizzas

from a certain cat

i know yeah i resemble that remark

all the pepperoni you can eat what do

you say though

hey everyone take a pet home with you

come on we have a pet parade

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garfield sometimes you amaze me

oh you are the spirit of christmas

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you know the spirit of christmas is

hungry

the food's getting cold everyone come on

let's eat

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