02x13 - Garfield Astray/Master Chef

[bunniefuu]

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royale

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oh normal you're so cute you're just

about the most adorable thing on this

whole planet

hey garfield isn't normal cute

yeah it's very cute normal is absolutely

cute oh hey did you see that cute thing

he did earlier chasing a fly through the

kitchen

cute adorable just cute and adorable

ah i'm so glad he'll be staying with us

for a couple of months

i couldn't be happier imagine a couple

months with normal

yippie what joy and i appreciate you

being so nice and always smiling at him

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do you really mean it garfield

just one second

i can't stand you normal you're annoying

you're disgusting

you're disgusting and annoying oh

garfield

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i'll be out for a while play nicely with

normal yes

i will play nicely with my good friend

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disgusting and annoying and did i

mention repulsive

and inferior you're just jealous

garfield

jealous because i'm the picture of cute

and you're the picture of

you i'm gonna get a snack then sit in

your chair and watch tv

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i'm gonna get rid of that that blight on

the good name of cat

once and for all

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wow

[Applause]

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garfield's done some rotten things to me

but that was one of the rottenest

almost as bad as the time he glued mouse

ears on me and tried to sell me at a pet

store as a large rat

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garfield

garfield who's garfield

oh come on you know who garfield is

just nice puppy well thank you garfield

that's cute how you slurp me like that

could garfield have lost his memory

well there's an easy way to find out

say uh i think there's some lasagna in

the kitchen

lasagna isn't that kind of fattening

he's got amnesia odie

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uh go outside and wait for john to come

back he'll know what to do

john who's john he's this guy who never

knows what to do

but he better not find you in here

why not you're a mangy alley cat named

ichabod

and you're not allowed in a house

ichabod yes

you live outside and you only eat stuff

you find in trash kits

well if he says so

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and now i have the whole house to myself

yes

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i'm kind of hungry i better go find some

trash cans

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ichibad

i don't seem to be finding much to oh

here's something

hey if you're not going to eat that

blood us him

huh i'm famished brother

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are you guys like that best meal i've

had in days

really hit the spot hey welcome to the

neighborhood feather

i'm tino and this is my brother geno

where are you from hmm

uh i don't know

this is gonna be so great not having

garfield around

no one to bother me no one to mail me to

abu dhabi

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okay so odie misses his friend well i

don't

let's see which of these pictures of me

is better

huh what difference does it make i'm

adorable in both

nice of you guys to show me around ain't

nothing ever diggerbot

we like to sleep in the alley on account

of the guy who runs that restaurant over

there

he throws out something delicious better

than fish skeletons even

you're a pussycat or daughter you go

knocking down the videos of trash cans

again

you do and i will call the authorities

he thinks we do it we don't

crusher does it crusher

well i don't know who crusher is but uh

i'm too hungry

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you'll be showy yeah especially if

crusher comes around

see maybe it's fattening but it sure

smells

so good what

are you what's your name

ichabod

oh well give me that lasagna ichabod

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no no

well you know what i'm gonna do to you

no but i know what i'm gonna do

uh

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hello is this the animal control

department

okay

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you got rid of crusher brilliant

you're pretty smart for a cat who's

lived all his life in alleys

thanks but i'm drawn irresistibly to

this

lasagna oh that taste

that texture i know that taste and

texture as well as i know my own name

and my own name is garfield

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[Applause]

better than ichabod what is it

guys i have to go deal with someone

someone who's too

cute for my own good

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hi odie

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hey down boy damn boy look i'm glad to

see you too but wait

you're a mangy alley cat named ichabod

and you're not allowed in the house

no ichabod

yes you live outside and you only eat

stuff you find in trash cans

huh wait here i have something i have to

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do

in this world it's difficult to learn to

truly love yourself

gee i haven't had any problem

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garfield uh garfield

who's garfield my name is ichabod and

i'm an ollie cat and i eat out of trash

cans

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i need a job could i be your servant

please

you my servant all right

get me two three minute eggs three two

minute eggs in a side order of anything

that takes a long time to cook uh

certainly just let me adjust your chair

for you

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hey garcia

garfield garfield who's garfield my name

is ichabod

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here abu dhabi and step on it

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here you go guys do you have any idea

where nermal is

right now i'd say uh somewhere over the

atlantic ocean

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hey don't be rude we have to serve our

guests first

here you go guys oh wow this looks

delicious

it's got to be better than eating fish

skeletons out of trash kids

obviously you've never tasted john's

cooking

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you

[snoring] [clock ringing]

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[Garfield] Dinner on the table! Dinner on the table!

Dinner on the table! Dinner on the table!

Dinner on the table! Dinner on the table!

Did I mention "dinner on the table?"

-I'll be right in with the lasagna, guys. -[oven ringing]

Be careful. It's very hot.

I don't care if it's hot, just as long as it's here.

Yuck!

Yuck is putting it mildly.

Instead of this could we like have some food please?

I'm sorry you don't like it.

It's Joe's Frozen Microwave Lasagna.

I didn't have time to make fresh.

Can you live with it?

[both groaning]

All right, all right.

Get in the car. We'll go to Vito's.

Vito, you're the master.

And I'll tell you, this is a lot better than Joe's Frozen Microwave Lasagna.

So is appendicitis.

Oh, thank you.

But the true master was the man who taught me how to cook,

the great Giuseppe Squisito.

He made the best lasagna in the world.

He was your teacher?

He was my teacher, my mentor, my hero!

The greatest Italian chef

who ever molded a meatball.

We were so fortunate, those of us who got to train under him.

You call yourselves chefs?

I should make you all turn in your soiled aprons.

Tell me!

What are the two most important ingredients in anything you cook?

[all] Your heart and your soul.

I can't hear you.

[all louder] Your heart and your soul!

Until you learn that,

you will never be worthy of the honor of being called...

a "chef!"

[Vito] If only I could

hear him call me that.

Well, invite him. I'm sure he...

Oh, no, no! He retired.

Disappeared long before I opened Vito's here.

No one knows where he is, or even if he is still among us.

Quiet, Odie.

Many a night, I dream of him seeing it,

tasting my marinara and saying:

"Vito, you are a chef."

But it will never happen.

Hey! Let me get you some of Vito's

world famous thick crust pizza!

[Jon] Vito's a good guy.

I hope some day he sees that Chef Squisito again.

[Odie approving]

The best lasagna in the world.

[Vito] The best lasagna in the world.

The best lasagna in the world.

The best lasagna in the world.

The best lasagna in the world.

I've got to have it. I've got to have it.

I've got to have the best lasagna in the world.

Squeak, wake up! Wake up, Squeak!

[knocking]

[Squeak] Garfield?

You woke me up right...

[yawning] ...in the middle of a cheese dream.

Squeak, I need your help.

It was about cheddar.

That's my favorite.

Squeak, I need you to alert the mouse network.

I have to find a chef named Giuseppe Squisito.

Can it wait 'til morning?

Sure.

[rooster crowing]

Hurry, it's morning! Find him!

He's the man who makes...

the best lasagna in the world.

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[mice squeaking]

[mice squeaking]

[Jon] Garfield.

Lunch is on the table.

How do you expect me to eat this,

when the best lasagna in the world is out there,

just somewhere waiting to be eaten?

Hey, I have to keep my strength up.

[Squeak] Garfield! Garfield!

My friend Irv here found him.

Tell him, Irv.

You're looking for Chef Giuseppe Squisito?

Desperately.

While I moved.

I now live in a cheese factory.

Lucky guy!

And chef Squisito,

he comes in all the time to buy mozzarella, ricotta and parmesan.

The three basic ingredients of the best lasagna in the world.

Take me to him! Take me to him right now!

Can we walk faster ?

[Irv] He lives in a shack out this way.

[Squeak] Why are we going all the way out here, Garfield?

Because I must have the best lasagna in the world.

[Irv] That's it. He lives there.

[Garfield] Thanks.

OK, you guys can go home.

I'm going to eat the best lasagna in the world!

[Irv laughing]

[knocking]

Kitty cat, what do you want?

You want lasagna?

[mewing]

The best lasagna in the world.

No.

[Irv] So you think Garfield will get lasagna?

[Squeak] Garfield always gets lasagna.

Yeah, I know I look stupid.

But there's nothing I won't do for the best lasagna in the world!

Down here, Tiny!

[babbling]

[baby crying]

A little bambino left on my doorstep!

Are you hungry, little baby?

[babbling]

Yeah, hungry.

Then I get you the most delicious food

any baby would want to eat!

[laughing]

[baby voice] Here it comes.

Dump it!

[babbling]

Baby food made out of turnips and oatmeal!

Yuck!

[coughing]

[baby crying]

Do not cry, little bambino!

Squisito will find you something you will like!

[baby crying louder]

Don't laugh. You used to sound just like this.

[baby crying]

Here, little one! You will like this.

This is not working out.

I need to find some paper.

What am I going to do?

I cannot keep a baby around here.

Even a homely, fuzzy one.

How can I find its mother?

A note?

I did not notice a note there before.

"If you find this baby,

please feed it the best lasagna in the world.

His mother."

No, I do not think lasagna

is a healthy food for little babies.

"Then return him to West Central Avenue."

Come, my little bambino.

I take you back to your mother.

[baby voice] Are you sure you don't want to grab

a quick bite before we do this?

This is West Central Avenue.

Vito's Pizzeria?

You live here, little baby?

Yep.

[doorbell]

Chef Squisito!

Oh, Chef Squisito! It is you!

Do you not remember me?

Vito Cappelletti. I was one of your students.

Vito Cappelletti? One of my worst students.

You were the one who tried putting spaghetti on a barbecue.

Yes but I learned! I learned from you.

And now I have my own restaurant.

Please, taste my tagliatelle! Sample my spumone!

I would not soil my taste buds with your cooking.

But I am a good cook now.

Fore!

You could not possibly be...

[chewing]

Hey, that's not a bad meatball.

You... You like it?

In fact, it is a very good meatball.

Tell me.

How is your cannelloni?

My cannelloni? It is...

It is on the way! Scusi!

Scusi!

I have here a nice cannelloni for you!

And I want you to try my fettuccine alfredo!

Oh, and you must try my chicken marsala and my garlic bread!

Vito, you truly are a chef!

Oh, thank you.

Grazie, Maestro!

Thank you!

And you, pussygatto!

I am in your debt for making this happen.

How can I show my appreciation?

[Jon] Garfield, I don't know how you did it.

You actually got Chef Squisito to come here

and prepare his world famous lasagna for us.

I have not cooked in many years, not since I retired.

I sold my recipe to a company that markets it as...

Ah, it is ready.

Here you are!

Joe's Frozen Microwave Lasagna!

Uh... Chef Squisito, I don't know how to tell you this

but we tried Joe's Frozen Microwave Lasagna and it was...

terrible.

Terrible?

But it is so tasty.

And so easy to make!

You just peel off the plastic film and microwave it.

Plastic film?

If you take the plastic film off before you cook it,

this is the best lasagna in the world!

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