02x23 - Me, Garfield, and I/The Big Sleep

[bunniefuu]

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[funky music]

[hopping]

Garfield, you agreed we'd exercise every afternoon!

-[yawning] -[TV sound]

I must have been delirious from lack of pie or something.

Let's go jogging.

It's time for physical activity.

Here's my idea of physical activity...

[Jon screams]

I'll let you off now, but later, we're going jogging!

[crash]

I'm missing my favorite game show,

-Million Dollar Name That Fish! -[Odie mutters]

[panting and muttering]

No, I will not throw the stick so you can go fetch it.

[Odie howls]

I have to go watch Million Dollar Name That Fish!

[Odie and Jon moaning]

Hi, Garfield.

Time for the meeting.

Meeting? What meeting?

The meeting of the International Nermal Fan Club.

You promised me that if I left you alone for a week,

you'd come to the meeting.

[purring]

[sigh]

-Who's the president of this club? -I am.

Who's the vice-president of this club?

I am.

How many members do you have?

[proudly] Just me.

Haaaaa!

[dropping sounds]

-[angry meow] -[door slamming]

Days like this, I wish I could be in about eight places at the same time.

Good afternoon and welcome to TV's top game show,

Million Dollar Name That Fish!

On today's show...

[breaking news jingle]

We interrupt your game for this breaking news story.

What could be more important than Million Dollar Name That Fish?

We have reports that Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers

has perfected a device that will enable him

to clone or, otherwise, perfectly duplicate another person.

Here's Dr. Bonkers now...

Dr. Bonkers, is there any truth to the rumor

that you are cloning people?

What? Absolutely not.

That rumor is absurd.

Well, there you have it straight from the source.

Cloning people? A ridiculous idea.

[gasp]

And now we know.

Dr. Bonkers is not using new cloning technology

to create duplicate human beings.

Where do people come up with such things?

We now return you to Million Dollar Name That Fish.

Gee, it would be nice to have a clone or two of myself around.

I could go jogging with Jon and stay home and watch TV.

I could send myself out for sandwiches.

I could...

I could look into this...

[Dr. Bonkers] If you came to ask about my cloning ray,

you’re wasting your time.

[clones chatting]

I do not want to disclose it until it is perfected.

[overlapping conversations]

[device launches]

[scanning sound]

[laser sound]

[applause]

I have to go, the Mad Scientists League

is having a baseball game tonight.

I am the entire starting lineup.

[dramatic music]

Oh my, he left the cloning ray completely unguarded.

It would be wrong of me to take it home and make duplicates of myself.

[screeches]

If anyone asks,

tell them my evil clone took it.

[cheerful music]

Oh, no! Stop!

[screaming]

[horn]

[screaming]

[scared moan]

No excuses, Garfield!

We're going out jogging, now!

Sure. Just give me a second.

[device starts]

[scanning sound]

[laser sound]

[chuckles]

Garfield?

I hope you're ready to run.

Ready for the fifty mile hike?

Now, maybe I can watch TV and...

[Odie whines]

One moment, please.

[device sound]

[screeches]

Come on, boy! I'll throw the stick and you fetch it!

[panting]

[Odie barks happily]

[screeches]

[door slams]

[laser sound]

I'll go find Nermal while you watch TV.

[chuckles]

Thanks, handsome!

[joyful music on TV]

[Nermal crying]

What good is having a fan club if I don't have any fans?

Hey, Nermal!

Where's the meeting?

The meeting?

Of your fan club.

I actually have a member for the International Nermal Fan Club!

Awesome.

[sigh] This is great.

I don't have to do anything.

My clones do it all for me!

Now, Mrs. Bonnie Lou Underburger of East Moline, Illinois!

For one million dollars and a jar of tartar sauce,

name that fish!

Uh... Halibut?

No, wait. It's not a halibut.

A cod?

It's a mackerel.

Tuna?

No, salmon?

Sturgeon? Perch?

Mackerel! Just say mackerel.

[panting]

Isn't it a great day for running, Garfield?

[panting] There are no great days for running.

[Odie barks]

[Odie barks happily]

[dropping sound]

[Odie barks happily]

[sighing] Oh, boy...

[Garfield panting]

[Garfield screaming]

[Nermal, on mic] Would someone like to propose

that today and every day be declared Nermal Cat Day?

So moved.

It has been moved.

Is there a second?

I second.

It has been moved and seconded.

All in favor say "Aye!"

Aye, aye, aye...

The ayes have it.

Now, would someone like to propose that I be on a stamp?

[frustrated meow]

[resigned sigh]

[TV] Sorry, Mrs. Underburger.

You didn't name that fish and win the million dollars

or the jar of tartar sauce.

Oh...

I wanted that tartar sauce.

[yelling] Should have said mackerel!

[doorbell]

Oh! Maybe that's the pizza I ordered.

Wait 'til you see what I thought of!

Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

One moment, please.

[device starts]

[scanning sound]

[laser sound]

Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

[laser sound]

Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

[laser sound]

Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

[Garfield clone panting]

I just realized...

How come I have to do this and he gets to sit home and watch TV?

How about if he runs and I stay home to eat

and watch Name That Fish?

Garfield!

We aren't finished with our jogging yet!

[funeral march]

No, no!

I can't take any more of this!

He can come out here and throw the stick!

[dramatic music]

[Odie barks]

[Jon struggling]

When I was a kitten, people said:

"Well, he can't get any cuter than that."

And look! I fooled 'em.

[roaring]

This must stop!

But enough about me!

Let's talk about you, Garfield.

What do you think are my most adorable qualities?

Haaaaaa!

Hey! You come back here!

We didn't vote to adjourn yet!

-[laser sound] -Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

[laser sound]

Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

-[laser sound] -Maybe next,

I'll order Chinese Food delivered.

[laser sound]

All right, your turn to jog with Jon, my turn to nap.

You go throw the stick so the dog can fetch it!

[all] Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

I'm not listening to Nermal another second.

You go do it.

[Vito's clone] Here's the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

Well, I'm going to make my own clone!

No! I want to make my clone!

[overlapping voices]

[device launches]

[scanning]

[scanning]

[scanning]

[scanning]

What's going on here?

[Vito's clones] Here is the pizza you ordered, kitty cat!

[Nermal] Garfield! Come back to my fan club meeting!

I'm the cutest cat in the whole world!

[Odie's clones barking]

[Jon's clones] What's going on here?

[Dr. Bonker's clones] Stop! Everyone stop!

[rumble]

[overlapping voices]

[Dr. Bonkers] My cloning ray was missing!

[Dr. Bonkers clone] I figured only the cat could have taken it.

[Dr. Bonkers clone] I see we were right.

My cat's sorry.

But you've got to get rid of all these extra mes and hims...

Not to worry.

As you can see...

...the clones disappear after a while.

So, all we have to do is wait and the extras will disappear.

What do we do in the meantime?

We have an idea!

An idea, and enough pizzas!

Now, for one million dollars and a jar of tartar sauce,

name that fish!

[all talking]

You know, except for pizza,

you can have an excess of anything in this world.

You can even have too much of yourself.

[Garfield clones] We agree!

[upbeat music]

[Music]

stay tuned for that

great new reality game show how much

will you humiliate yourself on network

television

to win a dollar and a half

i can't watch this show i don't have any

peanuts

there peanuts huh i can't watch this

show

i don't have a swiss cheese sandwich on

pumpernickel toast

now i have my peanuts and my swiss

cheese sandwich on pepper nickel toast

except that i don't have my peanuts

no peanut breath

[Music]

no peanut bread

[Music]

no peanut bread but he did have a salami

sandwich for lunch with a side of slaw

[Music]

and speaking of sandwiches i'm going to

eat mine

[Music]

and now my sandwich is missing odie

swiss cheese sandwich bowl of peanuts

fine

[Music]

body can be annoying at times but a nose

like that is handy to

have around

this is really good

[Music]

[Applause]

all right come back we're sorry garfield

we just need to store up body fat so we

can hibernate

hibernate yeah we're the kind of

squirrels who hibernate

we sleep most of the winter sleep most

of the winter

oh i like the sound of that

in order to do that we have to eat an

awful lot of food right now

eating an awful lot of food right now oh

that's even better

you guys enjoy my sandwich and peanuts i

have some thinking to do

[Music]

hmm hibernation why didn't i ever think

of that before

an activity that combines my two

favorite things in the world

eating and sleeping

[Music]

you want to go here for dinner albert's

all you can eat

now you remember what happened last time

we went there what makes you think

they'll let you in again

oh hmm

you know what might work

this is your first day with us chester

do you know what your most

important job is yes mr albert to keep

the buffet stock so our customers can

eat as much food as they want

no your most important job is to keep

this chat out my family has operated

this business for years

it has never lost money except for one

tuesday three years ago

he came in and i almost had to declare

bankruptcy one cat did that

not a cat a stomach with fur

a vacuum cleaner with whiskers

come in folks help yourself to our

scrumptious buffet and remember

you can eat all you can oh thank you sir

i mean um we've never been here before

so keep an eye out for him at

all costs i will mr albert i will

[Music]

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uh

[Music]

i'm ruined i'm ruined i'll have to close

down

convert the business into a one-hour

shoe repair shop

you people don't want to come in all i

have left is

one tiny little black olive

good olive

[Music]

oil

all right time to start my hibernation

i'll set the alarm for march

[Music]

yeah maybe i'll sleep in get up sometime

around

or let's say half past april

[Music]

oh boy what a snooze this hibernation

thing is a great

idea but i hope i didn't miss springtime

let's see

how long did i sleep

nine minutes huh maybe i need to store

up more body fat for the winter

[Music]

all right four months i'm gonna sleep

for four

months but wait

if i sleep that long i'll miss all my

favorite shows

no i'll catch them in reruns hibernation

time

hey garfield

i just wanted to tell you i'm going out

to dinner with liz i don't want any

trouble here while i'm gone

if there is you're in big trouble

how could i cause any trouble i'm gonna

be asleep for the next four months

[Music]

[Music]

no i will not throw that stick so you

can fetch it

can't you see i'm hibernating come back

say after

uh st patrick's day

[Music]

huh

[Music]

[Music]

fetch

if i'm gonna sleep for four months i'm

gonna need some quiet

i'll try plugging my ears and i'll put

up this warning sign

that got me so upset i'll probably take

forever to fall asleep

[Music]

hi garfield

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

go away whoever you are i'm hibernating

until march

wake me up and you'll be in big trouble

wow

this goes double for you nermal awesome

i have the house to myself

[Music]

[Music]

oh

[Applause]

[Music]

hi

[Music]

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oh

you're gonna be so sorry for waking me

we've got to get him out of here before

john comes home or you know how mad

it'll be

[Music]

garfield i warned you

but i didn't i mean nermal did it i

didn't what

are you going to try and make me believe

you slept through all of this

okay everybody time to start hibernating

for the winner

good night good night good night

good night garfield

are you planning to hibernate until

spring too might as well

it's not like john's gonna feed me

before then

ah enough i can just fall asleep

[Music]