02x24 - True Colors/The Mole Express

[bunniefuu]

[snoring] [clock ringing]

[upbeat music]

[TV] [French accent] I, Hubert Bulb,

zee greatest detective of all time,

can now tell you who stole

zee Klopman Diamond, thanks to my superior intellect!

Yeah, we know you're smart.

Just cut to the chase, Herb.

Who dunnit?

[TV] Only one person

had access to zee safe's combination!

Zerefore zee culprit eeze...

[interference]

[Garfield] Oh, no! Stop!

No!

Who stole the Klopman Diamond?

I have to know.

-[alarm] -So I told the guy...

Oh no! The "TV is broken" alarm!

Gotta go!

[crying]

[sad music]

How could you leave me like this?

After all we've meant to each other!

[squeaking]

I'll call the repairman.

And I never did find out who stole the Klopman Diamond.

I'll have it back to you in a few days, good as new.

[Garfield screams]

[sobbing]

[Odie mutters]

A few days without TV?

What am I going to do?

I can't just eat and sleep, I need activity!

I know how much you'll miss the TV, Garfield.

About as much as I'd miss breathing.

Or cannelloni.

I have an idea what we can do.

Anything! I'm desperate!

[crash]

Ah! Found it!

[light music]

This was my grandmother's TV.

Maybe it still works.

She does, why shouldn't her TV?

I used to watch this set when I was a kid,

and I had the silly idea

that the folks on the screen could see me.

Folks on the screen seeing you watching?

That's the silliest thing I ever heard of!

Hey! You at home!

Stop doing that.

And I especially remember this guy, Dr. Goodiegood.

He hosted my favorite show, Have You Been Good Today?

I loved him.

You change the channel by turning this knob.

These TVs didn't have remote controls.

What?

You actually get up and go to the TV in order to change channels?

Isn't the principle behind television

not to have to get up and do things?

You'll have to find a station.

Liz is waiting for me.

Be back in a while!

[sigh] Well, guess I have to do this the medieval way...

Odie, come on!

[groaning]

[white noise]

-[music] -Yes!

And now, from our studio,

please welcome your favorite host, Dr. Goodiegood!

[kids] Yay!

Dr. Goodiegood?

Hey, that's that show Jon used to watch as a kid.

He's still alive?

Hello children!

Hey, hey, have you all been

good little boys and girls today?

[kids] Yes, Dr. Goodiegood!

Hey, where's the color?

Why is the picture in black and white?

I'll try another channel.

This guy's on every channel!

As we all know,

the most important thing in the world

is to be a good person and think good thoughts.

Hi, Garfield!

How am I supposed to think good thoughts with him around?

I'm directing a movie about myself and you're gonna film it.

I'm gonna call it:

Hours in the Life Of the Cutest Cat On Earth.

All you have to do is follow me around all day

and film me with this camcorder.

Great, Nermal.

But you know, it's important to start any movie

with a great action sequence.

Uh, true!

What kind of action sequence do you have in mind?

[Nermal screams]

Bravo! Great action sequence!

Author, author!

Now, back to the new old TV.

Maybe Dr. Goodiegood knows who stole the Klopman Diamond.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

That's no way to treat a friend.

Who? Me?

Yes, you, Garfield.

Right, kids?

[kids] Boo! Bad cat! Bad cat!

What's going on here?

Is he talking about me?

Yes, I'm talking about you.

What you just did to that nice little fellow

was very, very naughty!

What nice little fellow?

You mean Nermal?

He's the most obnoxious...

Wow, why am I talking to someone on TV?

It's not as if he can hear me or see me...

Or is it?

I can see you.

I can hear you.

And I can do this to you.

[Garfield screams]

What was that?

What did you do?

Why am I all gray?

[panting]

[panicked moan]

I took your color away, Garfield.

You see... [coughs]

I look at the world in black and white.

One is either good or bad.

And what you just did to your friend was bad!

But you've got it all wrong!

I'm actually a very likeable guy.

Yes? Then prove it!

Go out and do some good deeds,

and then maybe, just maybe,

you'll get your colors back.

Right, kids?

[kids] Yeah!

[desperate moans]

Good deeds?

I don't do good deeds...

I don't do deeds of any kind, I just eat and sleep.

Helping an old lady across the street,

that would be a good deed.

[action music]

Hehe!

What are you doing?

I'll have you across the street in no time, lady.

[dramatic music]

Okay...

I got a little orange back.

More good deeds to do.

That piano is about to fall on that man eating ice cream!

Saving a guy eating ice cream from having a piano fall on him.

That would qualify as a good deed.

[dropping sound]

[screeches]

[dropping sound]

[fighting sounds]

[piano keys banging]

[dazed] Hey kids, don't try this at home.

Or anywhere else.

Hey, I passed this second test with flying colors!

Looks like I've got about one good deed left.

Boy... Good deeds to do are getting hard to find.

[screaming]

Sounds like someone is in trouble.

[angry barking]

[frightened moans]

Don't harm me!

I'm too adorable.

[angry barking] [growling]

Sounds like Nermal is in trouble.

[violent barking and growling afar]

No, a good deed is a good deed.

Even if it is Nermal.

Go away! Leave me alone!

[angry barking]

How could you possibly hurt someone this cute?

[purring]

[angry barking]

[desperate] Let's call my agent.

We can work something out, like a dog food commercial?

What do you say?

[violent barking]

[Garfield] Hey, you stupid pea-brained mutts!

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

Yeah! Like him.

[furious growl]

[action music]

No... Don't chomp me!

Stop! Help!

[enraged barking]

Help! Somebody do a good deed for me!

-[Garfield screaming] -[furious barking]

[enraged growling]

Meow...

[violent biting sounds]

[dramatic music]

That was a really dumb thing to do, Garfield.

You should get your head examined.

By the way, you're starting to turn grey.

Why, the ungrateful...

Hey!

[cheerful music]

I'm back in full color!

Wait 'til I tell Dr. Goodiegood!

I proved I'm a good cat!

Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!

I have all my colors again!

Dr. Goodiegood?

[Garfield cries]

The repairman brought our set back, and it works fine!

[sad music]

Dr. Goodiegood?

Dr. Goodiegood! Dr. Goodiegood!

Dr. Goodiegood?

If you're wondering about that old TV, I had him take it away.

[action music]

Wait!

Wait! Dr. Goodiegood! Wait!

Goodbye, Dr. Goodiegood.

[sad music]

Garfield... Remember Dr. Goodiegood?

Yeah, how could I ever forget him?

He's that old TV show host I told you about this morning.

I was wondering what happened to him.

I looked on the Internet.

As you know, nothing you read on the Internet is wrong!

Except, of course, for a lot of stuff.

It says here he retired years ago,

and nobody has heard from him since.

Hi, doc. Hope you're fine.

Come on, Garfield, let's go have a midnight snack.

Good. Then I'll be fine...

Take care, doc.

Wherever you are...

You take care too, Garfield.

[laughing] You did good today.

[upbeat music]

[Music]

so

i'm cooking burgers out in the back liz

and odie's playing with the squirrels

again

[Music]

oh and i brought my binoculars out so i

could study any birds that

hey where'd my binoculars go

[Music]

let's see if there's anything edible

going on in the neighborhood

[Music]

doesn't look like mr fusilli's having

pizza delivered

nope mrs krell isn't baking pies and

putting them on her

window ledge to cool and mysteriously

[Music]

disappear

uh oh those guys again al and pete the

worst dog catchers in the business

[Music]

yeah we're doing great boss catching

strays all over the place

all it took was promising us that big

cash bonus for everyone we bring

in good remember though

my offer expires this afternoon bye

[Music]

i can't wait to collect that money hey

there's one

[Music]

there you guys

[Music]

you couldn't catch a hot dog in a bun

let's

get him uh technically we can't he's not

a stray

he's on his master's property no well

plenty more dogs and cats out there to

catch let's go

amazingly they actually seem to have

caught some

arrival guys

are they gone myron where are you hiding

they're hunting down every stray dog and

cat they can find

they're getting bonuses for every one of

us they catch

that's awful but don't worry myron i'll

do everything i can to protect you and

all the strays garfield lunch is ready

lunch just stay out of their way

keep playing with the squirrel zodie

that means more lunch for a certain

orange cat

butter squirrels we have an emergency

hurry we need you down there

[Music]

bye garfield

how many burgers do you want well how

many you got

huh must be my stomach

i haven't eaten since noon and it's

almost .

help this is a disaster

it sure is i have six empty buns and

nothing to put in them

i'm going to call the gardener or a

geologist or someone

whoever you call see if he can stop on

his way here and pick up some burgers

i don't like this

someone once said that cats always land

on their feet

i'd like to have a word with that person

this is a tunnel who would dig a tunnel

right under our house

[Music]

oh my oh my this isn't good

i'm days behind schedule

knock knock anybody there you there

i must ask you to leave this is a

construction site and i must resume

my digging you're digging what digging

i'm digging an underground expressway

for my fellow moles

[Music]

a network of them actually we have a

hard time going from one place to

another

the main reason being that we can't

often see

where we're going see these lines they

represent

tunnels that will allow moles to travel

quickly

and safely all over i mean under the

city

and this is the tunnel i'm digging right

now

great isn't it not very

your tunnel collapsed our entire

backyard and not only that

you ruined my lunch sorry

but there is a price we pay for progress

back

to work wait we need to talk

we're not

[Music]

you know john doesn't make a bad

hamburger

garfield those dog catchers have become

cat catchers

they're getting some big bonus for

rounding up all the strays

you gotta hide me i'm busy hurry

but go hide behind the garage what a pal

[Music]

that big bonus is getting larger and

larger

garfield we need your help who does it

someone's taking a tunnel that's

destroying our tunnels

where we live if he doesn't stop

we'll all have to move far away

don't worry odie you won't lose your

little squirrel friends

i've got an idea

[Music]

i have to go drop some plans and then

[Music]

hey digger i hope you're happy the

squirrels are gonna have to move away

sorry but one cannot stand in the way of

progress

before you destroy our home we thought

you'd enjoy a little farewell

show just to show there's no hard

feelings i have work

to do tunnels to dig

[Music]

all right all right but only a short

show

okay guys here we go

[Music]

bravo bravo

[Music]

bravo bravo that was amazing

but now i have to get back to work hmm

okay guys show's over our friend has a

tunnel to dig

okay let's see which way i dig next

oh dear i've been digging the wrong way

how terrible i dug east

when i should have dug west oh now i'm

really going to be behind schedule

where's the new tunnel going garfield

oh you'll see let's see now i go

left i don't remember the roof going

this way

but maps are never wrong

we'll never get out of here i thought

garfield would do something but i guess

he doesn't care about us

oh dear this can't be where i was

supposed to

dig oh it's exactly where you're

supposed to dig

[Music]

come on guys last one out has fleas

where do you see how many dogs and cats

we caught boss

you're gonna have to pay a such a bonus

we'll see we'll see yeah right

absolutely full but it was full

it was you two are the worst dog and cat

catchers i've ever seen in my life

you're fired turn in your nets and get

out

[Music]

thanks garfield we owe you one we owe

you a lot more than one

always glad to help and now i'm

hopelessly

lost don't worry let me have that plan

i took the liberty of drying up a new

map for you and i

uh i even got it approved by the mold

planning council

oh i have a lot of digging to do

but i won't stop until it's done

fly all of you

what's he digging garfield yeah where

does the new tunnel go

well let's put it this way in about

months

we'll be able to go down this hole and

bring back chinese food

authentic chinese food

[Music]