04x24 - Delicious Donut Day/Little Miss Mouse

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snores]

-[alarm clock]

[theme song]
[dog barking]

[Eddie Gourmand]
And of all

the delicious treats in the world,


I have no problem,

zero problemo, as they say,


selecting

the yummiest of them all.


I am speaking of course of...

Darcie's Donuts!

[snores]
"Darcie's Donuts?"

Darcie makes the best donuts

in the universe


and they come

in many varieties...


[both]

Name them. Please name them.


Glazed donuts.


[both]

Oh...


Cake donuts.


[both]

Oh...


Chocolate donuts.


[both]

Double oh...


Cinnamon donuts.


[both]

Ah...


Caramel donuts.


[both]

Ah...

Oh!

Powdered sugar donuts.


[both]

Ah...

[laser sword sound]

And we'll be back with more

of
Eddie Gourmand's World of Food


right after

this commercial message from...


[both]

Commercial for Darcie's Donuts!

Commercial for Darcie's Donuts!

...someone other than

Darcie's Donuts.

[bad country music]
[heavy sigh]
Rats.

I was hoping for

a Darcie's Donuts commercial.

You know, there's a good chance

there could be Darcie's Donuts

here any minute now.


-What?

-Today's my birthday, you know.


And since all my friends know

how much I love Darcie's Donuts,


I'm hopeful one of them

will send me a dozen.


-You knocked?

-I did.


Any word from your mouse friends

at the Darcie's Donuts factory?

Come on down.
[whispers]
Nice.
[doorbell]

And that sounds like

the mailman now.


Gee,

I wonder what he's bringing Jon.

[laughs]
Oh! Mr. Post!

Afternoon, Mr. Arbuckle.

Happy birthday.


Well,

happy birthday to you, too.


Kind of neat that we both have

the same birthday.


Makes it easy for me

to remember yours.

Now, I have here...

Oh, wait.

Something I gotta do first.

[sigh]
Ah.

♪Happy birthday to Jon♪


♪Happy birthday to Jon♪


♪I hope this day is pleasant

Please enjoy your present♪


♪Happy birthday to Jon♪

Here's your package.
Thank you, Mr. Post!
Happy birthday to you, too!

Oh, I hope this is

what I hope it is.


And that "someone"

doesn't get to them before I do.

[chuckles]

It is!

A whole box of Darcie's Donuts!

Hurry up! Open it up!
[Odie mutters]
All right.
[slurping sounds]
[grunts]
Okay now, calm down, guys.
I'm not going to be greedy.

Good. I'll take all twelve.

Odie, you can have the box.


I'm going to give you each

one donut.

"One?"

It's my birthday

and the rest of them are mine.


And I'm going to save them

until after lunch.

"One?"
Shall we?
The donut.
Nature's most perfect food.

But I will not be satisfied

with..."One?"


I must get

another Darcie's Donut.


I must get

another Darcie's Donut.

Preferably, all of them.

No, it is not wrong

to take all the donuts

Jon just got for his birthday
and I'll tell you why later.
Right now,
I need inspiration.

Chocolate cream-filled donut.

Ah...

Raspberry-filled donut.

Oh...
Lemon-filled donut.
Ah...
Anchovy-filled donut.
Yech!
Strawberry-filled donut.
Oh...

I have to get

some of those donuts!

[sniffing]
This is an odd one.
A donut filled with dog food.
Ah!
[doorbell]
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I wonder who this could be.
Uh? Oh!

"Trick or treat?"

But it's not Halloween.

[loud baby cry]
Don't cry, little boy.
I'll get you a treat.
[laugh]

Here!

I couldn't find any candy


so I'm giving you

one of my birthday donuts.

"One?"
[clears his throat]
[cries]
All right, all right.

Here's another one.

But that's it.

Well, four down. Eight to go.
Uh?
[bell tinkling]
[bell tinkling]
[bell tinkling]
[snores]
[chuckles]
[louder TV]

[sigh]

Oh!

[doorbell]
Phew!
Oh!
Garfield!

That's it, Garfield!

You've ruined my birthday!


All I wanted

was my Darcie's Donuts

and you had to go eat them all.
[doorbell]

I offered you one

but that wasn't enough for you.

You had to eat them all!
You had to go...
Mr. Arbuckle,

would you please

take these packages?

This one is from your Aunt Ivy.

This one is from your brother,

Doc Boy.

This is from Liz,
this is from your parents...

See, pooch?

This is why I wasn't worried


about eating

all of Jon's donuts.


Squeak's friends at the bakery

told him and he told me...


...that everyone Jon knows

ordered donuts for him.

These are all Darcie's Donuts?
Looks that way.

This one's from Vito.

I think it's pizza donuts.


Here's one from that girl

Angie in Australia...

Well... that's the last of them.

If you'll excuse me,

I need to go sit down.

Or fall down or something.
[laugh]
Ah!
Now, I guess the question is:

how are we going to eat all

of these before they go stale?

Can I help? Here,

I brought

some more donuts in person

so I could help you eat yours.
Pitch in.

We've got so many donuts even

Garfield can't eat them all.


I always rise

to every challenge.

Glazed raised sour cream donut.

[all]

Oh....

Maple donut.

[all]

Oh...


Oh, here's another one

of those dog food donuts.


[Odie]

Oh....

Pumpkin donut.

[Jon]

Oh...

There's something I need to do.
Gluten-free honey spice donut

with those little chocolate

sprinkles I just love.


[both]

Ah...


[Herman] Some birthday. I delivered

cards and packages all day

but none for me.

No, why should anyone

care that it's my birthday?

I'm just the mailman.
I'm just...
Make a wish.

You know

what I wished for, Garfield?


I wished

that you'd go a whole week


without doing

anything rotten to me.


Well, that wish thing

doesn't always work.


♪Happy birthday to me♪


♪Happy birthday to me♪


♪The party never ends

As long as you have friends♪


♪Happy birthday to me♪


-♪Happy birthday to me♪

-That's you.


-♪Happy birthday to me♪

-So true.


♪We always celebrate

This very special date♪


♪Happy birthday to me♪


[TV announcer]

Coming up on Movies 'Til Dawn

Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage.
A classic.

How that didn't win

"Best Picture", I'll never know.

[yawning]
I'm going to bed, Garfield.

Don't stay up all night

watching old movies, OK?

Let's see what they're showing

after
Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
.


Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
!


The sequel.

Oh, I have to watch that.

What's on after that?

Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
!


Oh, I think I notice a pattern

beginning to emerge here.


Oh! Then
Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
!


That was the one with the Kung

Fu Creatures rampaging away!


Oh, and then there's

five and six and...


[TV announcer]
And that concludes

our Movies 'Til Dawn presentation


of
Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
!


[Garfield]

You're going to quit now?


[Jon]

Good morning, Garfield.


I'm going out to run some errands!

I may be gone all day.

I'm going to bed.
I may be gone all year.
Sleep. Must sleep.

Nothing must stop me

from sleeping.

Especially this.

You want me to throw the stick

so you can fetch it, boy?

[excited barking]
All right. I'll throw the stick
so you can fetch it boy.
Odie!

You were hiding

in the back seat.


Want to come with me on my

errands and keep me company?

[excited barking]
Okay. Put on your seat belt.

There. One less thing to keep me

from sleeping all day.

Hey!

Hi, Squeak. Don't talk to me.

I have to go to bed.


I won't bother you, Garfield.

None of the mice will.


We're all going out

for a big hike.


They're gathering out

in the yard right now.

[chattering]

I think I'll help myself

to the mouse buffet.

[screams]
Quick, Arlo! The Cat Alarm!
[screams]

[alarm voice]

Cat Alert.


Repeat: Cat Alert.


Cat in yard.


The cat alert!

Come on, Garfield!

Do I have to?
[evil laugh]

Kick all you want, mice!

You're not getting away!

Here. Let me get that.
[laugh]

Leave this yard and leave

those mice alone, Bruno!

I'll be back!

Some mealtime soon,

I'll be back!

[cheers]
Garfield!

What can we do

to repay you, Garfield?


Go leave on your hike

so I can get some sleep.

You got it! Let's go, guys!

Hup-two-three-four!

Hup-two-three-four!


Step in time, stay together.

One-two...


Ooh, I hope I'm not too late

but I'm probably too late.

But I hope I'm not too late.
Uncle Squeak? Uncle Squeak?

Anybody who isn't

my Uncle Squeak?


At last, I can get down...

to some serious...


I wonder if
Kung Fu Creatures

on the Rampage
is on...

No, I need to sleep.

Sleep.

Wonderful, delicious... Sleep.

[snores]
I love sleep.
[snores]
Sleeping is so good.
[snores]

Do you know where Uncle Squeak is?

Do you know where all the mice went?


We were supposed to leave

for the hike at ten o'clock


and it's now nine fifty-two

and you have a very pretty house here


but I prefer the color beige.

What's your name?


My name is Mary Margaret Mouse

and Uncle Squeak is my Uncle.


Do you have an uncle?

I have six uncles.


All of them are mice but mom says

my Uncle Alfred is kind of a rat.


I think that's a joke.

Ha ha. Are you a cat?

My mom says to beware of cats

because cats are mean

and dangerous and they eat mice.


If you're a cat, I shouldn't

even be talking to you.

So are you a cat?

No. I’m not a cat.

I'm an anteater.


Oh, good.

I'm glad you're not a cat.

Have you ever been to Portugal?

Did I mention my name was

Mary Margaret Mouse?


You're the first anteater

I've ever met.


I thought I met a penguin once

but it turned out to be

a short man in a bad suit.

-May I say one thing?

-It's your house.


You may say anything you want

in your house, Mr. Anteater.

What would you like to say?
What I would like to say is...
Stop!

I'm sorry. The mouse hike

left a little early.

They'll be back...

I don't know.

Whenever they're back.

That's all right, Mr. Anteater.

Could we play games until

they get back, Mr. Anteater?


I like games.

Do you like games?

I like to sleep.
I do that too.
Well, goodbye, Mr. Anteater.

I'm going to go

exploring on my own.


If I see any ants you can eat,

I'll let you know.


Kind of a talkative

little creature, isn't she?

Hope she doesn't run into Bruno.
But...
That isn't my problem.
I have more impo...
Help! Help! A cat has me!

-Help!

-[evil laugh]

Okay, so it is my problem.
Why are you blue, Mr. Bluebird?

Why aren't you chartreuse

or purple or a nice shade of beige?


Beige is my favorite color.

Did you know


that the biggest planet

in the Solar System is Jupiter?

Have you ever been to Portugal?
[disappointed gasp]
Hello, Mr. Worm.

Did you always want

to be a worm?


If you put on a fuzzy jacket,

would that make you a caterpillar?

Have you ever been to Portugal?

Oh hello, Mr. Anteater!

Do you know Mr. Worm here?

Okay, we'll play games.
Yay!
I'm going to regret this.

I'm definitely

going to regret this.


What's it like to be an anteater?

Do you eat your ants raw or cooked?


Did I ask you

if you'd ever been to Portugal?


Six times.

Hey, save the questions.


Let's play Hide and Seek.

I'll hide.

You seek.

Why do you hide and I seek?

Can't you seek and I'll hide.


Hiding is the fun part.

Why don't we both hide?


You just cover your eyes

and count to... ten thousand,

then come and find me.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven...


Eight, nine, ten, eleven,

twelve, thirteen, fourteen...


It'll take her hours

to find me under here.

I'll have time to catch a nap.
I'm so tired.
[snores]

...nine thousand nine hundred

and ninety-eight,


nine thousand nine hundred

and ninety-nine, ten thousand.

[snores]
I found you.

Why did you hide under the bed?

Why did you want to be an anteater?


What is your favorite flower?

My favorite flower is the petunia

although I have never seen one.

Did you ever go on a toboggan?

I've never been on a toboggan


but I once ate an entire egg

salad sandwich all by myself.


I guess that's not the same thing.

Is it my turn to play?

Why do you sleep like that?
Do you enjoy snoring?

Do you ever dream

about being in Portugal?


I don't snore. One night,

I stayed awake all night

to see if I snored and I didn't.
Can you guess how old I am?

Did you ever meet

anyone named Arnie?

I once met a man named Arnie

except his name was Richard

but I decided

to call him Arnie anyway.

Did you ever meet

Abraham Lincoln?


Did you know

he was born in a log cabin

that he helped his father build?
Shut up.

Isn't it an amazing coincidence

that oranges are all orange?


Except when they first grow,

then they're quite green

so why don't they call them greens?
Shut up.

What's your name?

My name is Mary Margaret Mouse


and Uncle Squeak is my Uncle.

Do you have an uncle?


I have six uncles.

All of them are mice


but mom says my Uncle Alfred

is kind of a rat.

I think that's a joke.

Are you a cat?

My mom says to beware of cats


because cats are mean

and dangerous and they eat mice.


If you're a cat, I shouldn't

even be talking to you.

So are you a cat?
I have to take the groceries in.

Go find Garfield

and play with him!


-[snores]

-[Odie's bark]

What? Who? Where?
Oh, it's you, Odie.

I was just playing a game

with Squeak's niece here.

Hey! Where'd she go?
We're back, Garfield.
What's this about my niece?
We were playing a game here
and I fell asleep.

Yeah,

she has that effect on folks.

So where'd she go?
[Odie barks]

[both]

Bruno!

Bruno got Mary Margaret!
We've got to find her before...
You know...
I know, I know...
Shut up! Just shut up!
And no, I've never been to Portugal!

Based on my experience, no one has.

Can I ask you a question?

No.

Just one question.

It's very important.

All right. Ask me one question.
Thank you. Are you a cat?
Yes. Yes, I am a cat.
Oh. Good to know.
Which way does the trail lead?
[fight sounds]
That way!
Help! Stop her!
[screams]
[groan]
[shriek]

Hello, Mr. Anteater, Uncle Squeak

and Mr. Puppydog.


Come on back to the mousehole,

Mary Margaret.


-You'll join us for supper.

-I got rid of a nasty old cat.


My Mom says cats are mean

and dangerous and they eat mice.

I don't like cats.

If I see another cat,

I'll do the same thing to him...

No, I'm not afraid of her.

Why should I be afraid of her?

I'm an anteater.

Any delicious ants around?

Mmm. I sure would like

some chocolate-covered ants

for dinner.