01x07 - Counterfeit Goof

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪

[both]
Yes!

♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪

Yeah!

♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

Whoa!

♪ A real good time ♪

Aah!

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we always stick together ♪

Gawrsh!

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

Yeah!

-[thudding]
-[cat meowing]

-[Max] Look out!
-[Goofy] Whoopsie Daisy!

[glass shattering]

Hmm.

This sure don't look right to me.

For the first time today, Dad, the
How to Wallpaper book agrees with you. [laughs]

[snickers]

Come here, you!

[screams]

[screams]

[meows]

[Goofy] Darn thing must be warped. Whoa!

-Whoa!
-[grunts]

[crashing]

"Be careful with the paste.

Misapplication could lead
to sticky problems."

[grunts] Well, you got that part right.

Hey, Goofster? Ya home?

Max! Goof! I brought ya our house key!

Page 32, I need page 32!

Hold on, Dad, I'll find it in a minute!

[yowling]

Huh? [laughs]

Oh! Hi, Pete.

We're getting the hang
of this wallpaperin' business!

Hmm, oh, I can tell.

You two are doing some job. [guffaws]

Put me next on the list.
[guffaws]

Gawrsh! Ah-hyuck! Thanks, Pete.

-Um, think nothing of it.
-[thudding]

I think this is yours, Pete.

Huh?

Gimme that!

[thudding]

[screeching]

What the... leggo!
Why, I oughta...

Dad-blasted glue! Leggo that ya...

[muttering]

Oh, you can stay and help
if ya want to, Pete.

I hate wallpaper!

I hate glue! I'm going fishing, see!

Just don't get so wrapped up in your work

that ya forget to take care
of my house while I'm gone!

Don't worry, Pete. You can count on us.

Oops. Sorry.

[grunts]

Poor guy. He really needs this vacation.

He also needs a new shirt.

We've gotta hurry and finish this up
so we can start at Pete's house!

Pete's house?

You heard him! He wants us to do this
to his house while he's fishin'!

Oh, uh, Dad,
I think he was using sarcasm.

Oh, I don't care
what he's using for bait,

just so's we're done
before he gets back.

This could be the start
of a whole new career!

"Goofy and son...
Wallpaper R Us!"

[chuckles]

Hmm, this paste sure is lumpy!

[Waffles yowling]

[yowling]

Now, we'll just stick this baby down!

-[yowling]
-A squeaky sponge!

That oughta do it!

Dad... [moaning, sputtering]

[yowling]

Hey! It looks just like ol' Waffles!

I bet Pete left this as a present
for taking care of his house.

Makes a great doorstop.
That Pete, ah-hyuck! What a sweetheart!

Well, that settles it.
We're not waiting.

I'm wallpaperin' Pete's house right now!

Dad! Wait! Where are you going?

The wallpaper store! You can't paper walls
without wallpaper! [laughs]

[thudding]

[screeching]

I'm here. Meet me at the corner
of fifth and main in five minutes,

[humming]

[both] Hmm.

Ah-hyuck!

[engines revving]

[dinging]

[horn blares]

-Hey, you! I warned...
-[tires screeching]

-Slow down!
-[screams]

Hey you! I warned ya... [yells]

You and I have a bone to pick, brother!

Now, what do you think you're doing?

Oops! Sorry! [chuckles]

Get it out! Get it out right now!

Oh, whatever you say, mister.

Oopsie.

[spluttering]

-[screams]
-[clanking]

Hmmm, some kinda weirdo!

And he was kinda funny-lookin', too!

-So, you're the man, huh?
-I am?

We hear you're the best paper man around.

Gawrsh, [chuckles]
my reputation must've receded me.

They think that numbskull is me!

-Why, that dirty... oops!
-[thuds]

-Come on, I'll ride with ya.
-Oh! You know the owner?

Hey, would I be talking to ya if I didn't?

Well, if ya think it's all right.

I always buckle up!
Lots of reckless drivers out there.

[screeching]

-Hey! Wait a minute!
-[vehicle receding]

I'm not really good at this, Waffles.

Well, at least we're clean.
[chuckles]

Well, what you need is some fresh air.

See, it's not so terrible.

[laughs]

I have to find Pop and nip
this wallpapering Pete's house in the bud.

[screeching]

[Goofy] Gawrsh.
I'm glad I brought my tape measure.

[in French accent] Monsieur Braxton
is waiting in ze library.

Okie dokie!

Gawrsh, will you look at that!

Hmm. Crooked.

-[crashing]
-Whoopsie Daisy! Sorry!

Look out! Ze vase!

Saved!

[shrieking] What are you doing?

Zat vase is priceless!

Phew! That's a relief. I'd have felt bad
if it was worth somethin'.

Let me give you a hand.

-[whooshing]
-[crashing]

Hey, what's the racket out there?

[clears throat]
Monsieur Slick.

Get him in here. Now!

Are you the gent that needs
the paperin' done?

Well, is this something you can handle?

Wow, with this kind of dough,
I can paper anything. Ah-hyuck!

Well, listen, we don't want
to see or hear from you

until the job is done.
You understand?

Well, which room do you want to start in?

Room? You don't understand.

I want you to paper the whole town!

Swell! I'll start at Pete's.

[sighs] Well, boys,

after Slick switches that phony money
for the real stuff,

we'll never have to steal again.

But why should that stop us!
[laughs]

Sure nice of 'em to let me use their car!

I'll put it back for 'em.

[screeching tires]

Hello, is Braxton there?

[Butler]
And whom may I say is calling?

-Slick!
-Slick? Slick!

[laughs hysterically]

What's going on?
I've got to get to Braxton's.

[Max] Dad! Stop! I have to talk to you!

[Max] Now, where's he going?

[whistling]

[rings]

-You!
-Me!

-You!
-Me.

Whoa!

What is going on here?

I want wallpaper, Wilhelm.
Lots of wallpaper.

[in German accent]
Mein Goofin. All dis money!

You must be some wallpaper hanger!

Oh, the best.

The store is yours!

I'll just take the wallpaper.
Ah-hyuck!

Go and enjoy. Buy. Buy!

Bye, bye. [humming]

This must be the place. Ah-hyuck!

Gawrsh.

Hope there's enough. [laughs]

-Now let's see.
-[rumbling]

[grunts] Oh, boy!
This one looks like a dandy!

Ah-hyuck!

Whoa! Whoa!

[screams]

[laughs hysterically]

[screaming indistinctly]

Hey, what's going on here?

What are you doing back here so soon?

And where's my money?

I wish I could hear what was going on.

Whoa. Well? [chuckles] What d'ya think?

I think this is the happiest day
of my life!

Oh, swell, but what do ya
think about this pattern?

Well, it brings out
the color of your eyes.

-I'll take it!
-And for you, mein Goofin,

lunch is on the house!

No, it's on the walls! Ah-hyuck!

And so this nut, my look-alike...

Well, not exactly my look-alike.
I'm better-looking.

But practically my look-alike,
well, except for the clothes...

Get on with it!

...drove off with him!

It's all your fault. Yours!

Because I'm the boss
and it's never the boss's fault!

-Am I right?
-Hey, whatever you say, chief.

[squeaking]

-[swishing]
-[rattling]

They can't do that to my dad!

[whistling]

Max? I'm home!

Hmm, wonder what happened
to that doorstop?

[gasps] Cat burglars! No!

Max, where are ya?

I'm ready to wallpaper Pete's.
He's gonna love it.

Where'd we put his house key?

Oh, there it is. Ah-hyuck!

-[grunts]
-[stretching]

When Pete gets back,
he won't even know the place.

So, you're saying
there's some bozo out there

that's as ugly as you are
who has my money!

Since you know so much,
tell me where he is. Now!

-[glass rattling]
-Stop!

Whoa!

You're this kid's father?

I ain't nobody's father!

You're not my dad? Ah, what a relief!
My mistake. [laughs]

Sorry about the interruption.
Won't happen again.

[Slick] Not so fast, shorty.

It's his old man who's got your money!

Get the goofy one
and you've got the dough!

So, Junior, where do you live?

Timbuktu!

That's not the address
on your dad's car registration.

Ah-hyuck! Now to get started!

Let's see, tool box, glue, paper.
Lots of paper.

Water, sponge, steamer!

We'll get this little whachmacallit
heated up.

Now, let's see... Ah-hyuck!

Hmm. It's nice and warm.

Whoa!

Yes, officer, I did not think so
at first but now I'm sure.

It's counterfeit!

-[banging]
-[thudding]

My car! He destroyed my car!

If Pete could only see me now!
Ah-hyuck!

[Braxton] Let's go find your papa,
little boy.

[Max] You'll be sorry, cheese breath!

[both grunt]

Somebody musta beat us to him.

-No. It always looks like this.
-Find him!

That's what I call spiffy!

Now, where'd that door get to?

-[crashing]
-What's that?

[whistling]

-Get that guy!
-You leave my father alone!

[chuckling]

Ah-hyuck! Customized doors!

Pete's gonna eat this up with a spoon!

[crashing]

Hmm, I don't remember a mirror in there.

I think I'm better-looking on this side.

I must be a hologram.

-No! You must be an idiot!
-You talk!

And you're gonna pay!

[Goofy yelps]

Hologram outta control!

[screaming]

Run, Dad! Run!

The other way, Dad! The other way!

[clanging]

There he goes, you idiots!

[Goofy screaming]

I'm comin', Pop! Hang on!

[loud crashing]

Let me rethink this.

You won't get away!

Which one do we grab, boss?

I... I don't know!

Now, that's more like it!

Now, let me make this easy on you.

One of you gives me my money,
or both of you get to ride

on the "b*llet express!"
You understand?

I love trains!

Where's my money?

Take a look!

I bought enough wallpaper
to cover the whole town.

Just like you said!

You spent my good bad money on wallpaper?

I got a cash discount. Ten percent.

[whooshing]

[blowing]

There's your counterfeiter!

Doug-o, young Doug, take him away!

No, wait! He's my Dad!

That's the counterfeiter!
Uh, I think.

No, I'm almost positive.

All right, young fella,
which one's your real father?

Will my real Dad please step forward?

[chuckles] That's my boy, all right,
a real chip off the old block head.

[Slick laughs like Goofy]

Son, it's me. [chuckles like Goofy]

Max, don't ya know your own father?

I sure do! [laughs]

That's the counterfeiter, for sure!

Curses! Goofed again!

Thank you, lad,
you've done your civic duty.

You know, there's going to be a reward,
and it's all yours.

That's great! I mean, somebody's going to
have to pay for all this wallpaper!

Oh! Thank you! Thank you!

I knew
mein Goofin wasn't a crook!

[Pete] I can't go fishing
without my lucky lure!

Must have left it in my sock drawer.

-Aw!
-Pete!

Uh, surprise?

Oh!

I think he likes it. Ah-hyuck!

And I think we should leave before he
wakes up to express his gratitude, Dad!

You're right, Max.

Besides, we gotta get started
on the outside!

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah!