03x05 - Labor of Love

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[BUBBLING]

[SONG BEGINS]

One, two, three, four
Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins,
Flip your tail

School's out,
Ring the bell

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out,
Ring the bell

[VACUUM WHIRS]

Mm.

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

[HUMMING]
Da, da, da, da

Milo! You really shouldn't be
in Mr. Baldwin's desk.

Yeah, but I needed
to borrow something.

But I... I forgot what it was.
Hey! Look at this!

Ooh, pictures of Ms. Lips
and Mr. Baldwin together.

-That's probably private.
-Yeah. [LAUGHS, GASPS] Ooh!

MILO: Ooh.

Whoa! A diamond ring?

[GASPS] Milo! Are you engaged?
Whoever she is, you are too young.

Yeah, yeah, this isn't mine.

-Uh, it belongs to Mr. Baldwin.
-Oh, my gosh!

Sorry, I'm late, class.
One of the many perks

of being pregnant is you have
to use the bathroom all the time.

Hey, everybody, Mr. Baldwin is going
to propose to Ms. Lips!

[STUDENTS EXCLAIMING]

Get out of my desk!

[SPITS] Congratulations, Mr. Baldwin!
[KISSES]

Look, I'm not going to propose
to Ms. Lips! At least, not yet.

-[STUDENTS EXCLAIM]
-Why? What's stopping you?

Come on, Mr. Baldwin!

What's keeping you from making
that big old woman your big old wife?

I've tried, okay?

It's just every time
I'm about to pull the trigger,

I get all tongue-tied,
and I can't find the right words.

-And I get really gassy.
-But you wanna marry her, right?

-More than anything!
-Then you need to take charge!

-Yeah!
-Yeah, you know, you're right.

You are gonna march your butt down
to that office and propose to that woman!

-Yeah!
-Yes!

And you're gonna let us watch.

-Do it! Do it!
-Put me down, you monsters!

I'm a grown man.
You don't have to carry me!

Do it! Do it! Do it!

All right, all right, I'm doing it!
Shut up.

Hello? Hello, school.
Hello, cupcake.

I mean, Mr. Baldwin. You know,
I was just coming to look for you.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, I wanted to say bye-bye

because I'm leaving on vacation
to Flip Flop Island. I go every year.

Oh, okay. So, cool. Yeah.

Mr. Baldwin, wasn't there something
you wanted to ask Ms. Lips?

Yes, right. Ms. Lips.
Will you... will you...

[GRUNTS] Oh.
Will you please have a wonderful trip?

-[GRUNTS]
-Well, of course I will, you silly goose!

-[KISSES] Bye-bye!
-That's bad gas!

What was that?

-You totally chickened out, man!
-I know! I blew it!

-I'm an idiot.
-You have to go after her!

I can't go anywhere. I...
I don't have any vacation days.

She'll probably end up meeting
some big muscly lobster,

or sea urchin, or... I don't know.

Ooh! Mr. Baldwin, I know how you can go
to Flip Flop Island without vacation days.

-Wha...
-Field trip!

Oh, my gosh!
I've never been on an airplane.

Man, that is swag!

STUDENTS:
Field trip! Whoo!

We're here! Flip Flop Island.

-[STUDENTS EXCLAIM]
-FINBERLEY: Everything's so beautiful!

This place looks amazing!

-Eyes!
-Eyes!

Aloha, welcome to Flip Flop Island.

My name's Steve Mahalo.

And if you follow me,
I'll show where you're gonna be staying.

-Thanks, man. That's pretty cool.
-Hey, no problemo.

Ah. This is the best field trip ever.

All right, everyone here should go
with Steve Mahalo

-and he'll take you up to the hotel.
-Follow me.

All right, is that everyone?
What about Clamantha?

Wh… Where's she?

-Here I am!
-There she is.

Hey, cute cheeks, need anyone
to rub lotion on you? [YELLS]

All right, Mr. Baldwin!
Let's go find Ms. Lips!

But I… I still don't know
what I'm gonna say!

Oh, don't worry.
We've got that covered.

-Psst! Oscar!
-Hey, guys, what's up?

Look around you!

Tropical island.

Ancient ruins. Scary pirate caves!

Oh, my gosh! This place must be filled
with buried treasure!

Don't you hear it calling out to us?
It's all like, "Hey, guys,

"why don't you come find me
so you can be rich and famous?"

And that's why I brought the perfect tool.
Behold, the Treasure Finder X-ten!

-That's swag.
-All right, guys. Let's suit up!

[FIGHTING NOISES]

-Wanna try over there?
-Sure.

Dum, dee, dum, dee, dum.

You should always wear sunscreen
when you're in the sun. It's so important.

Pardon me, my lady.
Do you need assistance?

Cupcake!

What are you doing here?

Oh, just looking at the prettiest face
I've ever seen on a woman's body.

[LAUGHS] Stop.

But it's true.
I couldn't bear to be away from you.

-And that's why I followed you here...
-...followed you here to Flip Flop Island.

-How're we doing, Milo?
-So romantic!

She's eating it up.
Hey, hey, let me try.

Uh, hey, baby girl...

Baby girl, I think your big fuzzy cheeks
and your stubby tail...

-Ooh! So hot.
-Oh, my!

Ugh! Milo, gross!
Come on, she's not a hamster!

-Hey, I'm not done yet!
-Give me! What?

-Give me...
-Give me. Give me that!

-No!
-Ah! No! Give it to me!

Hey! Ow! No! Ah!

-[GIGGLES] Excuse me, there.
-Okay, ignore what I just said.

I forgot where I was because I'm old.
[CLEARS THROAT]

But you are beautiful, so diddly-doo.
Now come, my darling.

There's something that I want to show you.

Okay.

I like your earphones.

[PANTING]

Oh, wowzers! It is so gorgeous.

Gorgeous. [PANTING]

All right, it's time to do this.

Sweetheart, there's a reason
why I brought you here. I have...

...something very important
I need to ask you.

Ms. Lips...

Will you do me the honor
of giving me your hand?

[WHINING]

Okay, hold that thought.
Sorry, it's just my little Attila.

[MEOWS]

He's been napping in my bag.
Isn't that right, my little baby?

-Oh, yes, you are.
-Ew! Yuck, not Attila!

-[YELLS] Man, I hate that...
-...stupid catfish!

-[GASPS] Did he just say that?
-Did I just say that?

Well, I never!
I can't believe this whole time

I've been dating
a catfish-hating monster!

No, no, wait!
Please, let me explain!

I, uh... Uh... [BURPS]

Gross!

Oh.

-No!
-And I never wanna see

your bald face again!

[WHIMPERS]

Uh-oh.

Ugh, it was terrible!
Everything went wrong,

and then Ms. Lips just left.

-True love is a lie!
-They broke up?

So, does this mean we have to go home?
Because I'm having fun.

-Marco!
-Marco!

Po-lo.

We have to fix this. [CRIES]

That's right. We're gonna get them
back together!

Finberley, you
and the girls go get Ms. Lips.

-Okay!
-Milo, you get Mr. Baldwin.

-Yes!
-And the rest of us will create

the perfect setting to help rekindle
the romance.

Then he can propose,
and the world will be perfect

-and cute again! Everyone got it?
-Wait!

Um, how is Baldwin supposed
to propose without his ring?

Ugh, dang it, we gotta get that back.
Okay, who's up for an adventure

-in a big creepy squid temple?
-Oh, man!

-That was the lamest treasure hunt ever.
-Yeah. All I found was this wallet,

and this isn't treasure.
I just feel bad for the guy.

We're never gonna find anything.

We know a treasure you can find!

[PANTING]

A real treasure hunt!

-I know, I'm getting goose scales!
-The lady named Adventure is calling!

So, are we fish or are we men?

-Well, technically we're fish.
-And you're a shrimp.

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYS]

And we fear nothing!

Oh!

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

Come on, guys! Everyone is counting
on us to get that engagement ring!

Engagement ring?

[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS]

My precious!

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[CRIES] [MUNCHES]

Go away, Milo. I'm mad at you.

[GRUNTS] Oh, come on.
I know the last plan didn't,

you know, work out too great,
but we've got a new one!

No. No more plans.
You heard what she said.

-She hates me.
-So what, you're just gonna sit here

being all pregnant,
eating tacos for the rest of your life?

Yes. [CHOMPS]

Well, I won't let you!

-Hey! [CHOMPS]
-[MUNCHING]

Stop! [GRUNTING]

Milo! I needed those tacos!
The indigestion they gave me

is the only thing I can feel anymore.

[STOMACH GURGLES]

[SIGHS]

-What are you doing?
-I'm hugging you until you feel better.

Look, I know Ms. Lips still likes you.
We just have to remind her.

Plus, I mean... [CHUCKLES]
You already got dumped.

[CHUCKLES]
It's not like you can get more dumped.

-Too soon.
-You know what? You're right.

-Okay, I'll go.
-Swag.

[MUNCHING]

Life can be so disappointing.
You think you've met the perfect guy,

but then it turns out
he doesn't like your cat!

[ALL YELP]

It's like my mother always said,
"Once a cat hater, always a cat hater."

I'll never forgive him for this.
Not even if he throws me

a giant surprise romantic dinner
at a fancy restaurant!

-By the way, where are we going?
-Bowling.

Oh, I love bowling!

[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS]

Hey...

[CLEARS THROAT]

Good evening, senioritis.
Allow me to get you to your table.

Well, I am always hungry.
You know, this is the nicest restaurant

I've ever...

Oh. I don't like this table.

Madame, the gentlemen has offered
to pay for both you

and your feline companion.

-[GRUMBLES]
-It includes an appetizer.

Yeah. Okay, fine.

I want nachos.

Okay, so if you could be either a dwarf
or a wizard, which would you choose?

Hey, man, I'd just be so happy
to be either.

Whoa! L… Look at this!

JUMBO SHRIMP: These hieroglyphics say
this temple was built

by an ancient tribal squid civilization
called the Inkans!

Get it? Squid, ink. Yeah.

-Oh, I see what you did there!
-I get it. I get it.

All right, moving on.

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

Ah! My precious! [GRUNTS]

[MUNCHING]

Uh, Ms. Lips,
you look very, uh, pretty tonight.

Ugh. Milo, I can't do anything
if she won't talk to me.

You don't have to do anything.
Just sit here looking handsome

-while we handle all the magic.
-All right, fine.

By the way, how can you afford
to rent out this whole restaurant?

-Duh. We borrowed your credit card.
-What?

-Shh. It's starting.
-Aloha, friends!

Tonight, we present you with the story
of the greatest man

who ever lived, entitled,
The Legend of Baldwin.

-Oh, a performance?
-Oh, dear gosh.

In 3000 BC,
the man we know as Baldwin was born.

Hey, world! Now that I'm born,

I just wanna help as many fish
as possible.

Especially catfish. Because...

[MUSIC PLAYS]

I love catfish

That's a strong opinion I have
I like to pet them

Because their fur is really soft...

Milo, what is this mess?
None of this ever happened.

Oh, yeah? Well, it looks like
somebody likes it. [CHUCKLES]

Take a look at your catfish face

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

Whoa, dude! We're rich!

-I'm gonna buy a skateboard!
-And look over there!

It's the ring!

-All right!
-Yeah!

[RUMBLING]

Did you guys hear that?

-[CAT SNORING]
-[ALL WHIMPERING]

Oh, no!

Welcome back, Space Captain Baldwin.
Thank you for saving us

from the Moon-people.

-This is the weirdest play I've ever seen.
-Now you must hurry.

Your true love has been kidnapped
by a giant robot.

[FINBERLEY GRUNTING]

-Oh, help me! Help me!
-Fear not, fair maiden! I will save you!

For I love you and your cat.

Did you hear that?
You love me and my cat?

-Where is my cat?
-Robot! Release Ms. Lips now!

[MEOWING]

Hey! What are you doing?

[MEOWS]

-This is not a scratching post!
-Oh, Attila's in the play?

Attila! Come on, let's go!

-You're ruining my show, you dumb furball!
-Dumb furball!

-You do hate my cat!
-But that's not me! I...

-Anyone can see that!
-I thought I was pretty convincing.

-Oh, so now you're saying I'm stupid?
-No, no, that...

-That's not what I'm saying.
-Well, you can cancel the bread pudding

'cause this dinner is over!

Uh-oh.

[SNORING]

Come on, w… we can't chicken out now.
Guys, we gotta get the ring.

[SNORING]

[SNORING STOPS]

-Be careful, Oscar.
-[WHIMPERING]

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]

Yeah!

-Now, let's get out of here!
-Precious! You found my engagement ring!

Well, you don't even have to propose
because I have your answer!

-[WHIMPERING] No!
-I do!

-I do! I do! I do! I do!
-Clamantha, stop!

-CLAMANTHA: I do! I do! I do!
-[JUMBO SHUSHES]

OSCAR:
Clamantha, you have to be quiet!

[ROARING]

Come on, Attila.
It's time for us to go.

Wait! Please don't go!
I… I'll do anything!

Too late, cupcake!

Oh, man!
I guess you can get more dumped.

I hope the guys are having better luck
finding that ring.

-[CAT ROARING]
-[ALL YELLING]

-I guess we need a new plan!
-Okay, I'll get started on the script.

Enough! No more plans!
I'm in charge now.

Bo, hit the lights!
Finberley, I'll need a microphone.

Koi, give me some magic.

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

-Ms. Lips...
-Me?

Before you walk out and go...

I don't hate your pet

This is something you really ought to know

Because he's...

he's part of your property

And everything about you

Makes me very happy

I know I'm not perfect

Ooh

I'm bald and fat

-Bald and fat
-Bald and fat

But I never meant to hurt you

You or your cat

-Fish
-Fish

Oh, when I try to tell you

The words come out all wrong
Just so wrong

So, all I have left is this song

[GRUNTING]

-Oscar?
-Oscar?

I got the ring!

But Kitty wants it back!

[ROARING]

We sail across the ocean
Two lost and lonely ships

But the light that always guides me home
Is the shine of your big lips

-Mine?
-Please say you'll stay

Please say you'll stay
Please say you'll stay with me

-[CAT ROARING]
-[ALL YELLING]

Please say you'll stay
Please say you'll stay

Please say you'll stay with me

[STUDENTS YELLING]

Please say you'll stay
Please say you'll stay

Please say you'll stay with me

Please say you'll stay
Please say you'll stay

Please say you'll stay with me

Ring!

Head's up! [GRUNTS]

I'm sorry I've been acting strange
these past couple of days,

but it's because I wanna ask you,
Ms. LuLu...

-[OSCAR GASPS]
-...Latoya Lips,

-[FINBERLEY YELLS]
-...will you marry me?

Milo, look! Baldwin's proposing!

[YELLING]

Oh, cupcake. I had no idea!

Well, my answer is...

[GRUNTING]

What's wrong?

Uh, whenever I try to propose,
I get gas pains from all the stress.

But I wasn't stressed this time.

I don't know why this is happening
unless... I'm having my babies!

[CLAMORING STOPS]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Um, Mr. Baldwin, I don't think
this is a good time to give birth.

[YELLING]

[YELLS] Okay, have any of you children
ever delivered a baby before?

-I seen my chickens lay eggs once.
-CAT: I know what to do.

You must remain calm and lie down.

Someone get me some towels.
Do it or I'll eat you!

Now, do you remember
the breathing techniques

-from your prenatal class?

-Kind of.
-Do them.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

Okay, now push!

[STRAINING, PANTING]

-Again!
-[MR. BALDWIN GROANING]

Excellent. This time, push
as hard as you can. Are you ready?

-You can do this, baby!
-Yeah, Mr. Baldwin, you can do it!

-We believe in you!
-I'm ready! Let's do this!

Push!

[YELLING]

[GIGGLES]

[ALL LAUGHING]

-Yeah, babies are cool.
-Yeah.

Aw. How many are there?

Well, the average seahorse can give birth
to between 100 to 200 babies at a time.

So, I'd say there's a lot.

Look at them! They're so beautiful.

Oh, yeah, and the answer
to your question is yes.

Oh, yes, I'll marry you.

I've always wanted to have just tons
of kids.

Aw!

-Yay!
-OSCAR: Thanks for helping out.

-It was actually good you were here.
-Yes, well, I didn't know

it was an engagement ring.
But next time you want something,

just ask.

[BABY BABBLING]

That was great!

[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

Milo, Bea, I wanna thank you
for once again interfering in my life.

-This time for the better.
-Aw. Of course, Mr. Baldwin.

It's kind of my thing.

Ooh, boy! I can't wait to start
planning the wedding!

-Oh, please, no.
-Can I be best man?

Hey, bro, it was really sweet meeting you.

You too, dude.

[GIRLS EXCLAIMING]

Well, that was pretty fun.
Too bad we couldn't grab any

-of that treasure.
-But we did, Oscar.

Babies are the greatest treasure of all.

[BABIES CRYING]

-What a heart-warming story.
-Yeah, but how are they gonna take care

of all those babies?

-Snake! You're a genius!
-I am?

-Yeah. Let's start a babysitting service.
-Babysitting?

[SOBBING]

Come on, it's just babysitting.
It'll be fun!

How am I supposed to sit
on all those babies,

when I don't even have a butt to sit on?

[SOBBING]

There, there. Butts are overrated.