01x26 - Waste Makes Haste

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck.

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪
yes!

♪ Best buddies, best pals ♪
♪ yeah ♪

♪ You always seem
to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see
you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for
a real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

♪ A real good time ♪

♪ Report
to the goof troop ♪

♪ And we'll always
stick together ♪

♪ Always
stick together ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Side by side
wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ And we always
stick together ♪

Gawrsh.
♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling
everyone ♪

♪ Come along
and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to
the goof troop ♪

♪ La do be da bop
la ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Rattling]

Sounds like mice.

[Mice? Rowr!]

Huh?

Gawrsh!

Giant mice.

Where do rocks go?

Rocks can take care
of themselves.

Shh!

Ouchey!

These mice are tough.

[Pj] uh, hi, mr. G.

Why the ten-gallon hat, pop?
Is it raining?

Shh! Mice.

What are you boys
doing out here anyway?

We're getting stuff
to recycle.

I'll help you.

Here's a rock.

Thanks, pop.

[Clatter]

How's a guy supposed
to relax with that racket?

Oh, chill out, pete.

It sounds like
they're having fun.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy,
daddy, daddy!

Why don't you go and have
some fun, too, huh, daddy?

Why not? Why don't you
go have some fun, huh?

That's a good idea,
pumpkin.

I'll go shut
those goofs up.

That ought to be real fun!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Stealing my garbage,
eh?

W-we're
recycling, sir.

Looks like
stealing to me.

No. You got it wrong, pete.

The boys heard about
recycling at school.

Nothing like giving
back to mother earth,
huh, petey boy?

As long as there's
money in it, you goof.

This is my garbage, see?

Ah-hyuck! That's
the spirit, petey boy!

Come on, boys, let's
check out the neighborhood

For more stuff.
[Boys] all right!

Wait a minute, pj.

What do you say we make
a game out of this, son?

Let's see who
can get more money--

Uh, recyclable trash--
us or the goofs.

What do you say,
sonny boy? Huh?

Fun with dad? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha. Sure, sir.

Well, guess it's
you and me, maxie.

Yeah. I bet we can get
more stuff than they do.

There's one.

This is just like
treasure hunting.

This makes six cans
in the last block.

That's what I call
good mileage.

Or is that blockage?
Ah-hyuck!

Yeah, blockage
of the brain, ah-hyuck.

Say, goofer,
want to make a bundle
on scrap iron?

You bet, petey.

Then recycle that heap
you call a jalopy.

Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Coughing]

Ha ha!
We got you beat, max!

No way, pete-ster!

Come on, maxie.

Let's show them two how
to bring home garbage.

I'm with you, pop.

Nobody out-trashes us.
Right, maxie?

You said it, dad.
We're garbage gonzos.

Aw, sorry, goofster.

Not! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Why, that sunday driver.

Remember, he who laughs
last, laughs, uh...

A lot. Ah-hyuck!
I always say.

I never heard
you say that, pop.

I just did, maxie boy.
Pay attention.

Wait'll pete and pj
see this.

[Truck horn honks]

Looks like they
already got a load.

The mother lode.

Hey, goof lips.

Great idea about
going through trash.

Kind of improved
your landscape, too.

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, like I always say,

If you're you do something,
do it big.

Look at all the toys!

Ah-ah-ah-ah, p*stol.
They're daddy's toys.

And if he doesn't
pick them up,

He'll be sleeping in
chainsaw's doghouse tonight.

Open the garage door,
maxie.

We've got us some
moddy-fications to make.

[Rowr]

Operation goofy
garbage underway.

Cool!

[Car horn honks]

You and me, petey,
trucko a trucko.

Give it up, goofer.

When it comes to trash,
I'm king of the hill.

Hey. It's ours.

Forget it.

Mine, mine, mine.

Think again, petey boy.

Hands off, you spud.

[Cheevers]
ah, monsieur farnsworth,

Two trash men and
their young apprentices

Are fighting
over your discards.

Will you stop laying around
and help me already?

[Sigh]
help you what, sir?

I can't find my 24-karat
gold baby booties,

You--you--you
you servant, you.

Are those the 24-karat
gold baby booties

You left sitting around

When you told me
to clean up this pigsty?

You threw them out?

Get them back now
or sooner, even,

Or I'll give you
such a pinch.

No. Stop, monsieur!

Please don't take
our trash away!

Pinch, pinch, pinch.

Ooh, I hate this.

[Humming]

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

This will keep his nozzle
out of my business.

Ah-hyuck!

Huh?

All right,
no more mr. Nice guy.

You got to hand it
to old pete.

Once he sticks
his mind to something,

It's stuck. Ah-hyuck!

Batter up. Ah-hyuck!

Come on, petey boy.

Over the plate.

And it's out of here!

Huh? Hey!

The crowd goes wild!

That was a lucky hit.

Inside, just the way
I like them. Ah-hyuck!

Then that's just
the way you'll get them.

I'll take you
out of the ballgame,
babe goof.

I'm going to give you
a designated hit.

Attaboy! Right out
of the park!

Come on, dad,
strike this bum, er,
mr. G, sir, out.

Huh?

W-w-whoa!

Home run. Ah-hyuck!

[Blows whistle]

Time out!

Game's called
on account of mom.

Take out the trash...now.

First thing
in the morning,
popsicle face.




Daddy, daddy,
I want to help!

Five hundred, uh...

Not now, sweetums,
daddy's counting.

And now he has to
start all over,
you little...

Boy, I wish
I could just...

One, two--

[Doorbell rings]

Close your ears.
Daddy's going to yell.

Oh, goody.

Whatever you're selling,
we don't want any!

[Crash]

That ought
to hold that spud.

What the...

Oh, please. Please.

I threw out
my employer's pair

Of 24-karat gold
baby booties.

I must have them back.

Well, that's
tough trash, buddy,

Because
they are mine now.

Yeow.

Ah, that felt good.

There's a big reward.

Reward?

Why didn't you
say so, pal?

Now, what's that
about one man's trash

Being another
man's treasure?

Oh! No 24-karat gold
baby booties.

I've been cheated,
I've been robbed,
I've been--

Hey, my treasure's
in another man's trash.

Ha ha ha.

Pj, get max. I want
to talk at the goof.

B-but I thought we
weren't talking to him.

I'll do the
not-talking around here.

You just go get max.

Psst, max.

What do you want?

My dad wants to talk
to your dad.

Pop, it's mr. Pete.

Since I'm not talking to
you-know-whatsa-whooie,

Ask him what he wants.

What's your pop want?

Well, I want
to apologize

For being so greedy
and mean and--and...

He says he's sorry.

He's sorry for being
himself, pop.

Well, I'll have
to think about it.

Pj, tell max to tell
einstein in there

That I brought him something
as a token of my extreme.

Here's some trash
for your dad, max.

Gawrsh! For me?

Ain't that sweet
of petey?

Ah-hyuck!

Yeah, pop. Sweet.

Here. This is for pete,
my old buddy neighbor.

Right.

Aw, for moi?

You shouldn't have,
goofer.

What a neighbor.

Bye, got to go.

Heh heh heh.

Easy as taking candy
from a baby...

And almost as fun.

Oh, drat. No booties.

Well, there's more
where this came from.

Pass it over, pj.

[Pj]
incoming.

Aw, neighbor
of mine.

Ah-hyuck! Here,
this is for pete.

[Max] outgoing.

For me? Aw, you
shouldn't have, goof.

Bye.

Gawrsh! Maxie,
take that for pete.

Aw, it's going
to take me forever

To get those 24-karat
gold baby booties.

Pete, I must
still be dreaming.

It's almost 6 a.m.

I'd better have my coffee
so when I'm truly awake

I won't see
trash in my yard.

When we turn this stuff in,
we'll be richer than rich.

You got that right.

Say, where's petey boy?

They got to be here
somewhere. After all, i--

No, I haven't found
the 24-karat gold booties yet.

But I got the trash.

Please hurry.

All right, goofer,
let her down.

Easy now.

Okey-dokey!

Hmm, down.
Let's see here.

Try this one, mr. G.

Okey-doke.

Trash away, petey boy!

Oh, I hate this.

That no-good,
trash-grabbing goofinheimer.

Say, goofy,
old pal, why don't
you drive, hmm?

You're going to let me
drive your boat? Gawrsh!

Why, sure,
captain goofy.

Besides, someone should
ride back with the garbage.

Okey-dokey.

Captain goofy. I like
the sound of that.

Wow. Looks like a storm.

Yeah. I don't like the looks of
this.

Hah! Don't be landlubbers.

A little rough weather
never hurt nobody.

People on the titanic

Will be glad
to hear that.

Better take it
easy, pop.

Aye, aye. Bye-bye.
Ah-hyuck!

As soon as I find a plank,

That goof's going
for a stroll.

Night sure comes quick
on a river. Ah-hyuck!

[Max]
it's not night.
It's the storm.

Here, boys. These will keep
the rain off your noggins.

Hey, what's going--

Whoa!
Whoa!

Head for shore!
Head for shore!

What'd he say?

Give it more!
Give it more!

[Goofy] sure, we'll
outrun the storm.

Good thing
pete's so nautical.

You're heading
out to sea, you idiot.

No, no, no!

What's he
saying now?

Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!

[Goofy]
going, going...

Ah-hyuck! Gone.

[Pete]
whoooa...aah!

[Goofy] gangway!
[Pete] whoa h* aah!

Look out!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, aah!

[Goofy]
take the wheel,
boys.

I'll go help petey.

H-hang on, petey.
Don't worry.

Stop! It tickles!

Don't worry, pete.

All you need is some
artificial recreation.

Grrr!

Gawrsh!

Looky.

Gotcha, maxie boy.

My boy!

My boat!

[Pete] my booties!

I didn't come this far

To let
my fortune flounder.

Hey, easy there,
pete-ster.

Get the trash.
Get the trash.

He sounds like mom
on trash day.

Good thinking.
We'll lash the trash
to the barge.

Come on, baby.

Daddy needs
a new pair of shoes.

[Goofy] sorry about
your speedboat, pete.

Aw, what's
a tremendously
expensive speedboat

Between friends?

All's swell that
ends swell. Ah-hyuck!

Now let's see about
getting this tub moving.

Let's make a sail.

Now you're talking.

[Goofy]
heaving...

[Pj and max]
h*.

Heaving...

h*.

Yahoo!
Yay!

Come to papa,
little shoesies.

Come back. I haven't
searched you yet.

I'll get it,
petey boy.

Oh-hoy!
Ha-ha-ha-how!

What are we gonna do?
Lasso him.

Help! Help!

Don't help! Don't help!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Aah-h*-h*-h*!

Pop! Let go of the rope!

Gawrsh!
Never thought of that.

I got him.
He's heavy.

Thanks, boys.

Whoa! What's going
to happen next?

[Wood breaking]

You had to ask.

I got it.

Uh-oh.

Double uh-oh.

As long as we got
fingers and toesies,

We're going to be
okey-dokey, boys.

I'm running out of plugs.

Save the trash.

Make yourself useful.

Hey!

Let me go, you goof!

Easy, pete.
Get hold of yourself.

You're historical.

Oopsie.

You had them
all along?

Ah-hyuck! Found them in
that rich feller's trash.

Kinda pretty, aren't they?

Here. You have them, pete.

Old buddy, old neighbor.

Gee, they aren't even
his size. Ah-hyuck!

Talk about
recycling. Ah-hyuck!

With the money I'm gonna
get for these babies,

I'll be able
to buy a new boat.

No, no, no, two new boats.

Two new boats, a rolls royce,
and a brand-new car.

Did you say money
for the shoes, sir?

Money? Who said money?

For the shoes, mr. Pete.

The shoes that my pop found.

Ooh, uh,
I didn't...oh, h*-h*.

Looky there. Pete's so happy,
he's at a loss for words.

Makes you feel
all warm inside, don't it?

We're rich! We're rich!

Ha ha. Two happening,
rich dudes with money.

[Goofy]
yep. We got money
for recycling.

Ah-hyuck!
And a big reward
for turning in

Some 24-karat
gold baby booties

To a guy
in a prissy shirt.

Just like I told you,
I'm top of the heap.

[Pete]
ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Lots of money,
my little trash bin?

Oh, good, 'cause these bills
came while you were gone.

Truck, trailer rentals,
traffic tickets.

Oh, and don't forget
your speedboat, petey.

Sank like a rock.
Ah-hyuck!

[Sobbing]

Aw.
There, there, old buddy.

There's plenty of trash
to go around.

Mine. Mine. Mine.

Mine.

We'll see
about that. Ah-hyuck!

Here we go again.

Ha ha!
Bet we out-trash you.

No way, dude.