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Thelma (2024)

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Thelma (2024)

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(intriguing music playing)

- Thelma: Uh, how do I...

- Daniel: How do you what?

Thelma: I need the, uh...

Oh, where is it?

Daniel: Where's the...

where's the what?

Thelma: Yeah,

this thing has gone nuts.

- (Daniel chuckles)

- Thelma: I don't know.

I can't... (clicks tongue)

Oh, sh*t. I give...

Daniel:

What are you looking for?

Thelma: Bobby's email.

Oh. Scroll down.

I'm scrolling.

Daniel:

No, you're not scrolling.

- Look.

- Thelma: Oh.

Look, this is scrolling.

Thelma: Okay.

- Thelma: No, wait.

- Daniel: What?

- Thelma: Wait. Wait. Wait.

- Daniel: What? What?

What... The...

Stop fussing with it.

What's this?

Daniel: This is an ad

for Neiman Marcus.

Get rid of it.

You don't have to trash it.

Could just stay in your inbox.

Thelma:

Yeah, but who needs it?

What's an inbox?

It's where, um, where

all your emails are stored.

It's like a big folder

on your computer

with all of the emails.

Thelma: What's a computer?

(chuckles)

- This is a computer.

- (laughs)

I know this is a computer,

but what is it really?

How does it function?

Daniel: It's, um...

Let's come back to that.

(both chuckle)

- Yes. There.

- Yeah?

There. That's it.

Ted: (singing

"Some Enchanted Evening"

over computer)

Some enchanted evening

You will meet a stranger

You will meet a stranger

(Thelma chuckles softly)

(intriguing music plays)

(indistinct chatter over TV)

(thrilling music playing

over TV)

(Daniel munching)

- Thelma: Pretty fast.

- Daniel: Very fast.

It's not a stuntman?

No, that's the whole thing.

He does it all himself.

- Thelma: Wow.

- Daniel: That's Cruise.

Thelma: Terrific.

- You got big plans tonight?

- Nah, just dinging around.

You spoken to Allie?

We're still on a break.

I'm just, you know, trying

to give her a little space,

and... I'm just not

really sure

what my selling points are

at the moment.

- (chuckles)

- Thelma: Oh,

well, you're

a wonderful grandson.

You know computers.

You have your hair.

I think it's gonna start

to go early.

Well, you can't

get hung up on that.

Yeah. We're just in different

places as people, you know?

She... she thinks I'm stuck.

You're too young to be stuck.

Daniel: I don't feel young.

Well, I don't feel old.

- Oy.

- "Oy" is right.

(both chuckle)

You're gonna land

on your feet. Like Cruise.

(thrilling music continues)

Thelma: Who is it they say

lands on their feet?

I think cats.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

But I guess in a way,

it could be about both.

Mm.

Do you want this?

It's a marble.

I got a ton of these.

Sure.

How about some pretzels?

I got a ton of pretzels.

Only if, yeah,

you don't need them.

Thelma: No, I can't chew them.

Well... Could you please

just wear this when I go?

- Ugh, I'm fine.

- I know you are.

You... you...

you probably won't need it,

but I'll just feel better

if you wear it, okay?

What's the point?

- If I fall, I'm toast.

- Daniel: Come on.

Thelma: That's why

I don't fall.

Daniel: Don't say that,

please.

- For my mental health?

- (Thelma grunting)

(exhales) Okay.

- For my guardian angel.

- Thank you.

Daniel: It's... it's just a,

you know,

- precautionary measure.

- Thelma: Mm.

What's your plan for the day?

Ah, the usual.

(mellow music playing)

Newscaster: (over TV)

Japan's economy moved faster

than initially estimated

in this first quarter.

European markets mixed

this hour...

(newscaster continues

speaking indistinctly)

Papa loves mambo

Singers: Papa loves mambo

Mama loves mambo

Singers: Mama loves...

Oh, my God. (chuckles)

That's funny.

(groans) Come on.

(gentle music playing)

(keyboard clacking slowly)

Thelma: Um... (groans softly)

- (camera shutter clicks)

- Thelma: Oh.

(sighs softly)

Eh.

Ben: (over answering machine)

Hiya, Thel. Ben here.

Looks like I missed you again.

I just got my scooter

back from the shop.

She's running smooth.

I'm around this week if you

want to pop by for lunch.

You know, I read a terrific

article about mangoes

that I thought

you might enjoy.

They seem to have

- many wonderful...

- (answering machine beeps)

Automated Voice:

Message deleted.

(monitor chiming)

Man: (over TV) I could recite

- that line from memory.

- (hearing aid whirs)

Man: (muffled)

I can't remember anything

I learned in the '80s

beyond that,

like no Shakespeare, no poems,

- barely any math or...

- (hearing aid whirs)

(TV chatter continues

indistinctly)

(birds chirping)

(clock ticking)

(cellphone ringing)

Automated Voice:

(over hearing aid)

Hearing aid connected.

Caller 1: (over cellphone)

Grandma.

Hello?

Caller 1: Grandma, it's me.

- Can you hear me?

- Danny?

Caller 1: (sighing)

I got into an accident.

(tense music playing)

What are you saying?

You got into an accident?

What happened?

Caller 1: I'm in jail.

You're in jail? Oh, my God.

Caller 1: I hit a woman. Sh...

She was pregnant, and I...

I don't know what's happening,

but they're holding me here.

You sound so strange.

Do you have a cold?

Caller 1:

I have a broken nose.

- The... the airbag went off.

- Thelma: Uh...

Caller 1: Okay,

you're gonna get a call.

It's... Okay? It's a...

it's a defense attorney.

Okay.

Caller 1:

He's gonna bail me out,

but you need to send

him the money.

I'm so sorry.

I can't believe this happened.

- He's gonna call you.

- (cellphone vibrating)

Oh, they're calling now.

Caller 1: That... that's him.

Pick it up.

Caller 2: (over cellphone)

Hello. Miss Post?

Thelma: Yes,

this is Thelma Post.

My grandson, Danny Markowitz,

was involved in an accident

of some kind.

Uh, uh, he has a broken nose.

Caller 2: Can you confirm

his full legal name?

Daniel Markowitz.

Daniel Alexander Markowitz.

Caller 2: Okay, yes,

I'm looking at his file

right now.

What... what do you need?

What can I...

Caller 2: I'm going

to need you

to mail 10,000 dollars

to this address.

Ten thousand dollars?

Well... Oh, my God.

Caller 2: Can you drive

to the post office?

No, no, I don't drive anymore.

I don't have a car.

Caller 2:

Well, how about a cab?

And remember,

it has to be cash.

We don't want him

sitting there any longer

than he has to.

I'm going to give you

the mailing address.

Thelma: Okay.

- Caller 2: Are you ready?

- Thelma: Yes.

(suspenseful music playing)

Thelma: Oh.

Oh.

- (line ringing)

- (breathing heavily)

Gail: You noticed a change

on the Zoloft?

Patient: Oh, I've been feeling

less anxious lately,

- but I actually feel

a little tired.

- Gail: Mm. Mm-hmm.

(cellphone vibrates)

Alan: So, I don't know.

This one has been good

every time I've gone to them.

This time I'm asking

for sea kayaks,

and this place is like

70 miles from the ocean.

- (cellphone vibrates)

- Alan: But I don't know...

(mailbox door squeaking,

clanging)

Oh, Mom.

Thelma: (over voicemail)

Gail, something has happened.

Mom, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Slow down.

- Who did you talk to?

- Daniel.

Oh, Gail, he was so upset.

He was so upset.

Okay,

I'm calling him right now.

(cellphone vibrates)

Gail: (over cellphone) Oh, my

God. He's not picking up.

Oh, my God.

Gail:

I'm calling the house line.

(telephone ringing)

- Oh, my God.

- (cellphone beeps)

- Ah, Mom, Alan is calling.

- What?

Alan is calling.

I'll call you back.

Alan: What's going on?

Gail: My mother got a call

from Daniel,

and apparently he's in jail.

Someone broke his nose.

Who told her that?

Gail: She spoke to him.

She spoke to Daniel.

And then I tried calling him

and I can't get him.

And he's not picking up

his phone?

No. I'm gonna try him again.

Alan: (over cellphone)

Okay. I'm getting in the car.

Uh, let me know what you hear.

(cellphone vibrates)

(music concludes)

Hello?

And he was going on and on

about how you hit someone,

and it was worse

than you think.

- And she was pregnant and...

- I hit a pregnant woman?

Like, I struck her

with my fist?

Oh, no, no, no,

- it was a car accident.

- No, yeah, this was all

- happening inside of a car.

- Oh.

Okay, well, that...

Yeah, that makes more sense.

Well, what are you

talking about?

No, I misunderstood.

(chuckles)

Why weren't you picking up

your phone?

I was asleep.

At 10:30?

I called you at 10:30.

And then... and then...

Yeah, but I went out

last night with some friends.

- You didn't drive, did you?

- Um...

Did you get drunk? You know,

alcohol is a major depressant.

It's... Wendy Horowitz's son

is completely hooked

on Don Julio.

- Don Julio.

- He's... He can't hold a job.

He's in and out of rehabs.

He's...

Has no sense of agency.

- Alan: And he vapes.

- Gail: He vapes.

He's completely lost,

and he may never find himself.

- Are you paying attention?

- Yes, I understand.

Do you?

Yeah. I mean,

it's... it's an issue.

Mom, did you really think

it was Daniel?

I mean, how did you think

this was real?

Mom, you thought

it was real, too.

Well, she was very convincing.

Well, she was scared,

your mother.

- I was sc...

- We were all scared.

I wasn't quite as scared,

just for the record.

We'll see what happens

when you get a call, buddy.

I wouldn't be fooled.

My mind is sharp as a tack.

What?

I said I wouldn't be fooled.

My mind is sharp as a tack.

- What's he saying?

- He's making a joke.

- Oh.

- You want to try it again?

- What's the joke, Alan?

- Never mind.

- Never mind.

- Gail: It wasn't a joke.

- Never mind.

- Well, you know,

it was a close call, but...

it's over now.

Everything's okay.

I am so embarrassed.

- No.

- Don't be. You're home.

You're safe.

That's all that matters.

But I sent the money.

Oh.

You're speeding, Danny.

Well, we could report

a tracking number

if it's with Western Union,

FedEx, UPS.

With a letter,

our only real option

is to contact

the postal service,

and with these types

of things, the odds are slim,

especially without

the address.

I think I have it here.

Such a mean thing to do.

It's just sick!

Alan: Isn't there anything

that can be done?

A database of some kind?

We have no moral center

as a society.

This is a systemic issue.

- You have it?

- I don't have it.

Detective Morgan:

If it's any comfort,

these kinds of scams

are increasingly common.

Well, how do they know

who I am?

They contact people at random

using telephone listings

- and social networking sites.

- Like Facebook?

Sure. Like Facebook.

Well, how can Zuckemborg

let this happen?

Sorry?

Shouldn't Zuckemborg

be able to fix this?

Are you on Facebook?

- Am I?

- No you're not. She's not.

- Uh, this was a tangent.

- (softly) No.

Detective Morgan: I would

suggest canceling your cards

and freezing your accounts

until you're sure

you didn't provide

any information

that can leave the door open

to more fraud.

Beyond that, there's not much

we can do at this point.

Alan: Hmm.

Detective Morgan: Sorry.

No, you're not.

(pensive music playing)

Daniel: You want a blanket?

Or, um, water or anything?

No, I'll just close my eyes

for a minute.

Gail: She gets confused.

- Daniel: Not really.

- Gail: It's more than before.

Daniel: I haven't noticed

that big of a difference.

Little things, maybe.

Gail: She's gotten

these calls before.

We may be entering

a new phase.

What? What do you mean...

(chuckles) ...a new phase?

Now may be the time

where we really consider

whether or not living alone

is the best option.

- You think we're there?

- Gail: We're considering it.

I lost my wallet last week.

I don't think that was a sign

of my mind deteriorating.

No, that's a lack of presence,

sweetheart.

Did you order

a replacement license?

Yeah, yeah. I did.

Good, 'cause you don't want

to be driving without that.

You could end up

in a database.

Why are you obsessed with

databases all of a sudden?

You don't want

to end up in one.

Okay, well,

I just think that...

this can be handled.

Maybe I can handle it.

Alan: What are you proposing?

Daniel: I will come over more,

I'll call every day,

and I'll make sure that

she keeps her Lyfe Line on.

Oh, my God,

I didn't tell you this.

Susan's mother fell

into a fire pit.

Completely died.

What?

Why are we talking about this?

Well, because things happen

to people as they age.

Weird, crazy things like that.

- Was it on?

- I didn't ask.

I assumed it was.

Alan: This wouldn't have

happened a year ago.

She's not as self-reliant

as she was.

Gail: We can't just keep doing

what we're doing. She's 93.

Alan: Maybe it's time

for assisted living.

- (hearing A*DS whir)

- (sound fades)

Daniel: You sure

I can't stay over?

Oh, no. No, no.

- I've got things to do.

- Okay.

- (Thelma groans)

- Yeah.

- For my mental health.

- (Thelma sighs)

(music fades)

(Thelma sighing)

Thelma: (voice breaking)

Aw, Teddy.

I made a mistake.

(sobs softly)

(birds chirping)

(clock ticking)

(intriguing music playing)

(thrilling music playing)

(hearing aid beeps)

(dog barks)

- Thelma: Uh, hi.

- Hello.

Thelma: Do we know each other?

- (music calms)

- I'm not sure.

Thelma: (sighs) You...

you look so familiar.

(chuckling)

Do you know Judy? Judy Miller?

I don't think so.

Do you know Ellen?

Ellen Marcus?

No, I don't think so.

- Well, have a nice day.

- Bye, now.

(music intensifies)

(exhales)

(music fades)

(laptop chimes)

(indie rock music playing

over laptop)

(laptop chimes)

(keyboard clacking)

(laptop chimes)

(cellphone vibrating)

Hi.

- I... I found the address.

- What? What address?

Thelma: From the scam.

It was this tiny slip

of paper. (chuckles)

You'll never guess

where I found it.

- Grandma, I'm sorry,

it's going...

- Thelma: It was...

- ...in and out.

- ...trash can...

I can't hear you that well.

...in the bathroom

at the post office.

Wait, you went

to the post office?

Yeah.

Daniel:

Well, how did you get there?

Well, I walked.

Grandma. (chuckles)

That's far.

You should not have done that.

Well, it's a few blocks.

Y... you can't... You need

to tell me if you're gonna...

go somewhere,

so that I can take you, okay?

Thelma: What?

You... you should not have

gone that far on your own.

But I found it.

I have it here.

Daniel: I know.

Maybe it's better

to just pause for now

and we can

figure it out together. Okay?

What about my money?

Am I supposed to just

let them have it?

Well, but the odds

of getting it back

are pretty slim, right?

I mean,

the most important thing

is that you don't overdo it,

that... that you're safe.

I'm sorry about the money,

but it... it could

have been a lot worse.

Are you okay?

You're at home now?

Yeah, I'm at home.

Daniel: Oh, great.

You need to go anywhere,

just tell me. I can take you.

Okay, darling.

I appreciate that. Speak soon.

- Love you. Oh.

- (line beeps)

Cynthia, I... I'm afraid

I need a bit of a favor.

Uh, it's an odd situation,

and... uh...

Oh, Sara.

I thought you were Cynthia.

She did? How awful.

Oh, Sara, I'm so sorry.

No, no, no. Never mind.

Forget I called. All is well.

Hello? Is Harvin there?

(intriguing music playing)

Well, what happened?

Oh, a stroke.

Oh, I am so sorry, Joan.

A heart attack?

Sepsis?

He moved to Cleveland?

Well, when did this happen?

Oh, God,

I called Cynthia again.

Sara, it was a mistake.

I know she's dead. Thank you.

(clock ticking)

(thrilling music playing)

(line ringing)

Danny, I need a ride.

Just to get this

out of the way up top,

you were not at home.

All my friends are dead.

What? Don't say that.

Well, it's true.

They're all popping off.

I used to be

in four lunch groups.

Who's left? Judith?

She can't hear anything,

and she's a hunchback now.

I wouldn't want to have

lunch with her alone.

Herman's in Canada.

Mona doesn't leave the house.

I could ask Lee Horner

to join us,

but I don't have her number.

And Ruth burned up

in a fire pit.

I heard that. I'm sorry.

I didn't expect to get so old.

Well...

I'm glad you did.

Who do you know here, again?

You remember Ben. Ben Halpern?

He was married to Sheryl.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you guys used to see

each other all the time.

I always found him,

I don't know, s... s... soft.

- Soft?

- I... I don't know. Fussy.

Oh.

Thelma: Sheryl's dead, too.

She fell down some stairs

in their house.

She was there for hours

before they found her.

Poor thing.

I remember.

(grunts) This car is filthy.

I'm taking good care of it.

I'm gonna clean it.

Oh, you don't clean it.

Who raised you?

Your daughter.

This is your father's

influence.

There are coins

all over the floor.

They fall out of his pockets

'cause he's got no waist.

Every time I ride with him,

I make five bucks.

(intriguing music playing)

(engine shuts off)

- Want me to come in?

- Oh, I'm just saying hello.

I won't be long.

Thirty minutes.

Daniel: If you need anything,

I'll be here.

- Thelma: Okay.

- (Daniel chuckles)

(car door closing)

(cardiac monitor beeping)

(upbeat music playing

over speaker)

Ben: Then you'll go

to the Roxy

and then an ice cream soda

at Rumpelmayer's

and then a hansom cab ride

around Central Park.

Gloria, that's your cue.

Oh, all right.

And what do I say?

Director: "Golly."

All right. Okay. You know.

Golly!

Director:

Just "golly." Just the line.

Gloria: I did, didn't I? Yes?

Director:

Uh, not... not quite.

Gloria: We went through that,

and I said...

Director: Why don't we

go back to hansom cab,

and then grab golly?

Ah, it is good

to see you, Thel.

- You look terrific.

- Ah, I'm a balloon.

(both chuckle)

Well, what's with this?

Are you doing a play?

Yes. Annie.

I got Daddy Warbucks.

- Well, that's a big role.

- Yeah, I wasn't expecting it.

I thought I'd be part

of the chorus

- or maybe Mr. Bundles.

- (chuckles)

We open tonight,

but Miss Hannigan...

she's senile,

and we got a lady

playing Roosevelt

because there's never

enough boys.

And Gloria, that's Annie,

she's a total amateur.

I'm going to have to bring

a lot of pizzazz.

You know,

I think about Teddy often.

What a special guy.

Uh, how long has it been?

Two years now?

- Just about two.

- Yeah, five for my Sheryl.

It feels like a dream.

- How are you holding up?

- Let's not be maudlin.

You going to show me

your place?

Oh, oh, sure, sure. Come on.

Got a TV.

Window. Plants.

Do you mind?

Infection starts

from the hands.

Director is trying to get me

to touch Gloria

in that scene

where I adopt her,

but I'm not going to do it.

It's not worth it.

If it makes it worse,

so be it.

It's not like

we're being reviewed.

Oh, this is Gary.

We call him Starey Gary.

It's not an insult.

It's just something

that happens.

I don't think he minds.

Everybody does it.

Not just me.

Everybody calls him that.

(intriguing music playing)

Ah. Isn't she a beauty?

Three wheels,

43 miles per charge,

and bright red,

so you can see me coming.

And a little basket

for whatever you need.

I like to put bread in there.

Not... not a whole bread

but just little pieces.

You put them in loose?

No, no, no.

In... in bags. Ziploc.

You think I could borrow it?

Borrow my scooter?

Well, I...

I'm in a bit of a situation.

- What?

- I'm in a bit of a situation.

It's... (exhales)

Oh, it's a headache.

The less you know, the better.

Well, if it involves

my scooter, it involves me.

I... I don't want to say

in front of Gary.

Uh, Gary, can you

give us a second?

Thelma: Is he going to listen?

I'm not sure,

but he's going to watch.

Have you got a telephone?

Yes.

(cellphone beeps)

Automated Voice:

Microphone enabled.

Hearing aid connected.

(whispering over hearing A*DS)

I got scammed,

but I have the address

where I sent the money.

It's a PO Box in Van Nuys.

1534 San Fernando Road.

I'm on my way there now.

I'm going to try to figure out

who took it and get it back.

What are you, nuts?

That's absurd.

You got to tell the police.

- Oh, they're no use.

- What about your family?

- Not with this.

- It's a bad idea.

But you have a better one?

You're not thinking straight.

You're grieving.

At least you have your health.

Be grateful for that.

Listen, why don't you stay

for lunch?

We have a beautiful cafeteria

and wonderful melons. Fresh.

Sure.

D... do you think

I could try it out?

I... I may be in the market

for one.

(scooter beeps)

I love driving. (chuckles)

I miss it.

Nice and easy. Nice and easy.

(intriguing music playing)

(thrilling music playing)

(chuckles)

(squeals)

(tires squeal)

Winston, can I borrow

your scooter?

Winston. Ah, I'm taking it.

Uh, are you talking to me?

(tires screech)

- Ben: Thel.

- Son of a b*tch.

Stay there. I'm coming to you.

(music continues)

(tires screech)

(Thelma and Ben grunt)

What?

- (tires squeal)

- Ow.

- (grunts)

- (Thelma chuckling)

(scooter whirs)

(grunts) Dang it.

(tires screech)

- (horn honks)

- Oh.

(button clicks)

Thelma.

(music fades)

(button clicking)

(thrilling music resumes)

(tires screech)

- (tires screeching)

- (music stops abruptly)

- Let's just talk.

- Everybody wants to talk.

My God.

I just needed your scooter.

Please be a doll

and don't make a fuss.

My grandson's

parked a block away.

I don't have much time.

You left your grandson

in the car?

Well, he's 24.

(exhales) Please don't make me

go through you, Ben.

No, you couldn't.

I got a titanium hip.

Thelma: Well, should we

put that to the test?

I'm going,

with or without you.

I'm not going to let you

go alone. I won't.

(timer ringing)

(intriguing music playing)

Hi. Um, I'm looking

for my grandma.

Thelma Post. White hair.

A little wobbly.

Very determined.

- (chuckling) Okay.

- She's not... she's not...

She doesn't live here,

but she's visiting a friend.

She would have come in

like 30 minutes ago.

Huh.

So, I'm not seeing her here.

- Okay.

- But...

- Grandma?

- Resident 1: Hello?

Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry.

Uh, I'm just looking

for my grandma. Sorry.

- Resident 2: Hello?

- Hi, there.

- You took my scooter?

- What? No.

You sound like the man

who took my scooter.

I didn't take... I promise,

I... I... No, I'm...

You're getting me nervous.

You're getting me nervous.

Sorry. I'm gonna go.

- Yeah, go.

- Uh, good luck.

What do you mean, "Good luck?"

If you took my scooter,

don't tell me good luck.

Do you know Ben? Uh...

Uh, Halpern, I believe?

Mom, uh, we may have

a little situation here.

No, I'm... I'm... I'm fine.

No, I'm not in jail.

No. Um, it's Grandma.

I got to be back by 8:00.

It's opening night,

and I don't want to miss it.

I got it. I got it.

(adventurous music playing)

Daniel:

Mom, I checked every room.

She's not answering her phone,

but she should

have her Lyfe Line on.

So has she ever

wandered off before?

Never. Not like this.

One time, I thought I lost her

at Souplantation,

but she was just going back

for, uh, little pizzas.

Souplantation.

It was a buffet restaurant.

You could go back for more.

I can't believe it was

actually called Souplantation.

- I never processed that.

- Alan: Oh, wow.

Gail: Well, it had things

she could chew.

Alan: She can't chew anything.

She can chew some things,

Alan.

It's, like...

It's confusing, you know,

what she can and can't chew.

Like, she can't have a salad,

but she can...

Like, last week,

she ate a cashew.

So she hasn't

wandered off before?

Except to a salad bar?

By choice?

- Exactly. Right?

- Yeah.

Well, um, I don't want

to alarm you guys,

but one of our residents

is missing.

- Alan: Oh.

- Um, yeah. Ben Halpern.

- Oh, Ben.

- Yeah, she, she um...

Rochelle:

Are the two of them involved?

No. No. They're...

they're not even...

She doesn't even really

like him all that much.

Oh, so is there bad blood?

- What are you insinuating?

- Rochelle: Nothing.

No, no, no. Not like that.

We're just... we're just

trying to understand.

You know he has

a show tonight.

How would we know that?

Gail: Well, does his family...

Have you notified

his family that he's missing?

He doesn't have any family.

- So, no.

- Oh.

Aww.

Well, what can

we be doing here?

Can you guys send out

some kind of senior alert?

- A Silver Alert?

- A Silver Alert.

- Rochelle: No.

- Colin: No.

We are not authorized

to do that.

The police have to declare her

- a missing person.

- A missing person.

But she is a missing person.

- Don't you have somebody...

- We don't know where she is.

- It's only been an hour,

right?

- Yeah, just one hour.

Right,

it hasn't been that long.

Yeah,

curtain's not until 8:00.

- What's the show?

- You're still talking

about the show?

- Annie.

- Annie.

- Oh, that's a good one.

- Oh.

So, uh, does Thelma have any

specific medical conditions

that we should know about?

She's had breast cancer,

double mastectomy,

sepsis, edema,

valve replacement,

hip replacement,

arrhythmia, brain tumor.

I think she actually has

a brain tumor right now.

- Yeah, the doctor said it was

growing slowly...

- That's right. Yeah.

- ...so they could just

leave it in there.

- She has a brain tumor.

So, all of that and

a brain tumor at the moment.

Yeah.

Wow, uh, thank you.

Thank you so much

for telling us all of that.

And she had the TGA, right?

- TGA?

- Transient global amnesia.

Yeah, it was about a year ago.

And, um, she just...

she got very disoriented.

She didn't know who she was.

She didn't know who we were.

Lasted only just about

an hour.

But it was...

it was unsettling.

But she's a tough cookie.

Obviously, we want help

finding her.

It's just,

it might still be a, you know,

"going back to the buffet"

type of situation, I think.

Well, the good news is,

they rarely go far.

(thrilling music playing)

Ben: Uh, Thel,

why does this street look

so familiar to me?

Thelma:

We're stopping at Mona's.

Oh, I haven't seen Mona

since Berlin.

That was a fun trip,

wasn't it?

What year was it? '95?

Um, '98, I think.

Ah, it was a bumpy flight,

but otherwise it was terrific.

You know Mona

is obsessed with me.

We... we never acted on it,

but she would always stare

at my legs

whenever I had short pants on.

(chuckles)

Whatever you say, buddy.

Now, if you're right,

maybe we could use it.

Why are we stopping at Mona's?

To get a g*n.

Oh, my God.

What do we need a g*n for?

Thelma:

It's just a precaution.

Couple of schmegegges like us

turning up unannounced?

I like to be prepared.

Do you even know

how to use it?

Well, how hard can it be?

Idiots use them all the time.

You're going to have

to distract her.

She's still sharp.

This is not going to be

so easy.

Maybe I could do my monologue.

I'd rather you didn't.

(suspenseful music playing)

(tires screech)

- (birds chirping over TV)

- (door closing)

Mona?

Thel, darling.

Did we make a date?

Oh, no. No, no.

We were in the neighborhood.

- I would have put shoes on.

- (chuckles) Ben's here, too.

Good to see you, doll.

- Are you all right?

- Fine, fine.

Oh. Oh. Sit, dear.

Don't... don't clean.

Okay, okay.

(gasps)

- Is it a roach?

- (gasps)

Oh, you... you...

you got bugs?

I've been hunting 'em.

Can't seem to knock 'em off.

Oh, they're resilient.

That's why they make

worthy adversaries.

You get one, there are

ten more to replace him.

I've learned

to pick my battles.

So, uh, how are you?

- How's your health?

- I'm alive.

Ben: Oh, isn't that something?

- I got to use the bathroom.

- Oh, good, dear.

Um... (clicks tongue)

We were just talking

about Berlin. (chuckles)

(intriguing music playing)

(grunts softly)

(grunts)

Ben: We stayed

at that wonderful hotel.

The Kimch...

Kimpinchky? Kimsky?

Did we take a trip?

Um, that was a long time ago.

(stairs creak)

Oh.

Um, you know,

I'm over at Belwood now.

They have

the most wonderful melons.

(exhales)

- (bed squeaks)

- (grunts)

Cantaloupe.

Honeydew.

Jade dews.

- Berries.

- Berries?

Mm, yeah.

All kinds of berries.

Raspberries. Blueberries.

(bed rattles)

(gasps)

Ben: Blackberries.

Cherries.

(bed squeaks)

(grunts)

- (pants)

- (music stops)

- (gasps)

- (g*nsh*t)

- (b*llet ricocheting)

- (loud clang)

Uh, elderberries.

(thrilling music playing)

Annie, get your g*dd*mn hound

out of my pool!

(music concludes)

Thel, did we make a date?

Oh, no, no, I...

I was just

in the neighborhood.

Mona:

I would have put my shoes on.

Well, I think it's time

we were on our way.

- You're leaving?

- I know, I know.

We'll have to get

a lunch on the books.

I'd like that.

(chuckles)

Can we get you anything?

I've got everything I need.

(melancholic music playing)

Goodbye, doll.

- (TV powering on)

- (birds chirping over TV)

(birds chirping)

(scooter beeps)

- Uh, she needs a charge.

- Oh.

(music fades)

I need to get IDs

from everyone.

Sure. Here.

Rochelle: Thank you.

(Daniel clicks tongue,

hesitates)

Can't find your wallet?

I... I, um... I have it.

I'm just not seeing my ID.

You're not even looking.

You're just patting.

Oh, yeah.

- Gail: Let me help.

- I, uh... Uh...

You didn't order

a replacement license.

- No, I did. I did.

- Alan: Don't lie.

- It's in there.

- Just tell us you didn't.

- I'd rather know

than be lied to.

- Daniel: It's...

I haven't, uh, yet.

- Gail: Why would you

keep this from us?

- Daniel: Becau...

Why would you keep this

from us?

- Daniel, that's really bad.

- Gail: This sucks.

But I'm... I'm gonna do it.

Can't drive without a license.

He can't drive

without a license.

I mean, he could,

but he... he shouldn't.

Daniel:

Okay, thank you, everyone.

You have to take care

of your vehicle, Daniel.

- Do you understand my...

- I understand.

This is the basics

of adult life.

Dad, please don't embarrass me

in front of...

Colin... (chuckling)

...and Rochelle.

We can give you guys a second.

(sighs)

Allie was very good for you

in that way.

She was very organized,

left-brained,

a grounding force.

Can we please not talk

about Allie?

(clicks tongue)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Daniel: Thank you.

- Gail: I know it's hard.

I just don't like

to see you suffer like this.

- Makes me want to cry.

- What? No.

Gail: I do.

It makes me very sad.

- Daniel: It's okay.

- I have to cry.

- Alan: Okay.

- I just need to get it out.

Do you want us to...

sit with you and...

to get a replacement license?

Daniel: I... I can handle it.

- Let's just deal with one...

- I'm sorry.

...family crisis

at a time, okay?

- (sighs)

- Chaim took this. My cousin.

Did you ever meet Chaim?

- No.

- From Hinsdale.

He's not doing so hot,

but this is

a beautiful picture.

(camera shutter clicks)

She shouldn't be living

like that.

She's managing.

Ben:

How is she getting her meals?

And when is the last time

she got out of that chair?

She's wasting away.

We all have our good days

and our bad days.

- And what's today?

- We'll find out.

(scoffs softly)

Gary's going to wonder

where I am.

What's with you?

Do you miss that place?

- I like that place.

- What's to like?

I swim twice a week.

There's wonderful classes...

cooking classes,

painting classes, Oopsy Upsy.

- Oopsy Upsy?

- Ben: Oopsy Upsy.

That's when a professional

comes in and shows us

how to pick each other up

after we fall.

There's a tub lift,

a shower lift,

and a dual lift

for when a couple falls.

Does that happen often?

Uh, not often, but it happens.

Usually on a hill.

You have to use each other's

weight as a counterbalance.

Sounds interesting.

(pensive music playing)

Sheryl used to cook,

pick up our socks,

keep the place together.

I'll take help

where I can get it.

I'm not ashamed.

It's not the same.

Ben: Why?

I always picked up the socks.

Hm.

- She posted!

- Gail: What?

She posted something?

- I think it...

- Gail: No.

Yeah, five minutes...

By accident, I think.

- Five minutes ago.

- Gail: Oh, my God.

- Look, look.

- Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see.

Do you recognize anything?

Gail: Make it bigger. Zoom in.

Can you enhance it?

Daniel: Enhancing.

I see gas pumps,

a blue car, a pigeon.

- No, two pigeons.

- This is Tujunga. Tujunga.

- Yeah, um...

- Alan: Isn't there

a gas station on Tujunga?

- Moorpark and Tujunga.

- Yes!

Daniel: Moorpark and Tujunga.

Alan:

And we're going, we're going.

Ah, damn.

(thrilling music playing)

Come on. We g...

We got to move.

Waze says 12 minutes

via Chandler and Colfax.

Thelma: Look at that.

Who created that?

Who thought it up?

A plug for a car.

Electricity goes through,

makes it run.

But what is electricity?

It boggles the mind.

(chuckles)

Oh, I think I know her.

- Can you go a little faster?

- Yes, thank you.

- God. Please.

- I'm going the speed limit.

We are a law-abiding family.

- (seat belt clicks)

- Huh.

Wants me to make a left.

This is why I don't use Waze.

It wants you to make

all these crazy turns.

Marci Wender's husband

was obsessed with Waze,

makes a psycho left,

ends up in Vons.

Estimates are

very accurate, Gail.

He paid thousands of dollars.

Alan: Very accurate.

- Gail: No they're not.

- Alan: It's been proven.

Thelma: Do you know Vi?

Vi Friedlander?

- Maybe through Saul.

- Thelma: Saul?

- Gary's kid. Gary Newman?

- No, I don't know them.

- Oh. Did you go to Sinai?

- No, we were at Beth Am.

You just look so terribly

familiar to me.

Just have to ignore

all your instincts

and trust the technology.

Technology is what got us

into this mess

in the first place!

Can you go back?

- (car horn honking)

- Alan: I can't go back.

- There's someone behind us.

- Alan: I see them!

- Daniel: So go!

- I can't go.

- There's a gap.

- There's a...

- There's a gap, Alan.

- Daniel: Take it!

Go, just go.

(all shouting indistinctly)

Daniel: Go. Yes, yes.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- (car horns honking)

- Okay, okay, okay.

- (shouting indistinctly)

- Ah!

- Yes, yes, I did.

- (Gail sighing)

And we're back to 12 minutes.

Gary Newman.

Ben: Oh, no.

My Gary is Rozelle.

Thelma:

Isn't that interesting?

Two different Garys,

but both Gary.

(music continues)

- How do you know each other?

- I guess we don't.

(sighs) It seemed possible.

- Alas.

- (chuckles)

Have a lovely day.

- You too.

- (chuckles, sighs)

- (Thelma gasps)

- Ben: What?

- What?

- Thelma: Oh.

- What happened?

- It... it's my grandson.

- Gail: Mom! Thelma!

- Daniel: Grandma!

Oh, it's them.

Come on, get out.

- Gail: Thelma!

- Alan and Daniel: Thelma!

Gail: Hi.

Have you seen a woman

with, like, white hair?

A real lady?

- Gail: Thelma!

- Alan: Thelma!

- Gail: Thelma!

- Alan: Thelma!

Oh, we can't make that.

Daniel: Grandma!

Alan: What's that?

Is that...

- Daniel: Grandma!

- Gail: That is interesting.

- Daniel: Oh, sh*t.

- Gail: Thelma!

- (Lyfe Line clicks, beeps)

- (Thelma grunts)

- Daniel: Oh, sh*t.

- Gail: What?

Her Lyfe Line.

Alan: What is it?

Do you have a location?

- Gail: What's it say?

- She's here.

- She's here.

- Ah. Where? Oh.

(Lyfe Line beeping)

- (beeping stops)

- (music calms)

(music intensifies)

(pensive music playing)

(chuckles) We are crazy.

(both laugh)

(sighs, chuckles)

Gail:

Could it have fallen off?

Not on its own.

Alan: Just to consider

all our options,

is it... is it possible

she had another TGA?

- Her behavior's erratic.

- I... I don't know.

It seems like it's within

the realm of possibility.

Let me think about it.

I'm... I'm just... I'm going

to Google it just to...

Daniel: I told her

not to take it off.

Alan: "Acute onset

of anterograde amnesia."

I can't remember if it was

on her wrist in the car.

She likes her independence

from that thing. She just...

Sometimes she puts it

in her bag.

I... I can't remember.

"...signs indicating damage

to a particular area..."

Daniel:

I should have walked her in.

It's in the past. Hmm?

- Why didn't you?

- She didn't want me to.

- (Alan reading indistinctly)

- Why didn't she want you to?

- I don't know, Mom! I...

- Alan: Don't yell.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I just... I'm upset.

Gail: Yeah, we're all upset.

This is exactly what

we have been trying to avoid,

and now my mother is at large.

I can't...

I can't do anything.

I literally can't do anything.

I'm such a little b*tch.

Don't call yourself that. God.

I truly have

no ability to do anything.

I can't do anything

with my hands. I can't...

What do you want to do

with your hands?

Daniel: I don't know. Nothing.

I just... I can't...

I don't know facts.

I have no qualifications

for any jobs.

I... I can't do math.

It's basically why Allie

and I aren't together.

Because you couldn't do math?

I thought she could do math.

It's just another thing

that I can't do.

I haven't done the ID

because every time

I go on the computer,

I get all confused

by the stupid website

and all the classifications

and the... and the...

and the terms.

Do you have visual,

uh, what's it?

- Processing.

- Processing issues?

Sure. Or maybe I'm just

a stupid little b*tch

who can't do anything.

- Don't say "b*tch."

Stop saying "b*tch."

- (groans) Stop.

I lost Grandma. f*ck!

(both sigh)

Ben:

Think we're getting closer?

- Thelma?

- Hang on.

- What is it?

- I don't know where we are.

Ben: Oh, don't say that.

Thelma: I thought

we were heading north.

I'm gonna go find help.

Oh, no, Ben, give me a moment.

Let me orient myself.

(scoffs) Ben.

(sighs)

Ben, don't make a scene.

You don't listen to me, Thel.

You don't listen to anybody.

If I listened to you,

I'd be your roommate by now.

Go home, Ben.

You don't want to be here.

- We should call your family.

- Out of the question.

What about your grandson?

- Thelma: No. No.

- Why?

Because I'm not like you, Ben.

As much as you may want me

to be, I like to be useful.

We're more alike

than you think.

What's that supposed to mean?

We're old.

Diminished.

We're a liability

to the ones we love.

You can tell

yourself different,

but you know

that they're worried sick.

What's to worry about?

I move from point to point.

I don't complain.

I am the same.

And you would be, too,

if you stopped feeling sorry

for yourself.

It doesn't work that way.

You start acting like a baby,

people treat you like a baby.

Bullshit.

You know how I know?

Because I couldn't...

I couldn't hear her

when she fell.

We're not what we were.

We're the only ones left.

The least we can do

is take care of each other.

Call your family.

I don't need them.

I don't need you.

I just needed your scooter.

(gasps)

- (Thelma gasping)

- (engine revs)

- (tires screech)

- (debris clattering)

(tires squeal, engine revving)

(scoffs) We were stopped.

Did you put

the parking brake on?

I didn't know there was one.

I didn't know.

I... I'm sorry, Ben.

You're not sorry.

(somber music playing)

Ben, where are you going?

I'm not waiting!

(grunts softly)

Gail:

We've all lost her before.

I've lost her at Gelson's

a few times.

The woman likes

to keep moving.

Especially

if she has that cart.

When she sets her mind

to something,

there's no stopping her.

She doesn't eat,

she doesn't sleep.

She just, like,

keeps that laser focus...

- Hmm.

- ...till the task is done.

This is different

than Gelson's.

Alan: Well, I'm aware

it's different.

But she's a grown woman

who's a little faster

than you would hope.

And you can't

be responsible for her

every second of every day.

We shouldn't have

put that on you.

It was too much.

I know that

she's not gonna live forever.

But I just... when it happens,

I want it to be not horrific,

you know?

Like, a good death.

There is no good death.

(Gail speaking quietly)

I'm gonna take a walk.

Oh, can we go with you?

- I'll go with him.

- I want to go with him.

No, no, no, no, I'm...

I want to go alone.

I just need a little, um...

- space to think.

- Where are you walking?

- Where are you gonna go?

- I don't know, just...

Do you... do you have

your phone on you?

Gail: Please don't keep it

on silent.

- No. Here. Take... take this.

- Can you do that for me?

For my mental health?

I'm gonna be close. It's fine.

- Just... It's fully charged.

- Daniel: Okay.

Alan:

And it just snaps on here.

There we go.

Have a nice walk. I love you.

I love you, too.

(suspenseful music playing)

(footsteps approaching)

(pants)

(cardiac monitor beeping)

(indistinct chatter over TV)

(Thelma gasps, groans)

(Thelma groans)

(groans) Oh. Oh.

Oh.

(groans, sobs)

- (car engine revving)

- (tires screeching)

(pensive music playing)

(whimpers)

(groans)

Oh.

(hearing A*DS beep)

(sound fades)

(gentle music playing)

(hearing aid beeps)

(crickets chirping)

Ah.

(sighs)

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry. About all of it.

But we gave it a good try,

didn't we?

Yes, we did.

(sniffles)

I lived with my parents

till I was 23. (sniffles)

Then I moved in with Teddy...

and I lived with him

until I was 91.

I've lived just me

for two years now.

Gets lonely sometimes.

And I miss Teddy.

But I... I tried sushi,

and I liked that quite a bit.

I've enjoyed my time alone.

I guess I wanted more of it.

(vehicle approaching)

I think I know her.

- Lois?

- Thelma!

(laughs)

We just saw Swan Lake.

And it was set

during the Korean w*r,

so the dancers were

all dressed like soldiers.

I... I don't know

that I understood it,

but it was beautifully staged.

I think it was very political.

- Sounds interesting.

- Lois: It was, yes.

So, where can we take you?

Oh. Just home.

Ben, what's your address?

We're heading

to 1534 San Fernando Road.

(mellow music playing

over radio)

Well, we've come this far.

We might as well finish it.

Well, what about your show?

There is no show

without Daddy Warbucks.

(chuckles)

(intriguing music playing)

(thud)

(bell dings)

(sighs)

Twenty-one.

- What now?

- We wait.

- Allie: (over cellphone) Hi.

- Daniel: Hey.

Thanks for picking up. Um...

Are you slinging those

crunchy-crunchy tiki tacos?

Yeah. Yeah, that's why

they pay me the big bucks.

How's it going with you?

Daniel: (over cellphone) Okay.

Um, bad, actually.

My grandma's missing,

and I'm camped out

at an old folks' home

- with my parents.

- Wait, what? How?

She went to visit a friend,

and then they went

missing together.

It's been a couple hours

so far.

And the whole thing is just...

I don't know, it's...

They didn't sign out

or anything,

but I was supposed

to watch her, so...

Okay, well, uh, could she have

just gone somewhere

without telling you guys?

Daniel:

That's what we thought.

We thought it could be

a Souplantation situation.

Allie: (over cellphone)

A... a what?

No, nothing. I mean,

it's possible, I guess.

Well, I only asked

because she's...

obsessed with errands, right?

Well, yeah. She has

a healthy respect for errands.

Well, I know

you really love her.

I'm sure you're

super worried, but...

Maybe she's just...

doing something.

You know? On her own.

Yeah.

(soft music playing)

I hope so.

Hey, I've also

been wanting to call you.

I was thinking about

taking some classes,

maybe an adult math class,

or, like, just brush up on...

on some of those essentials.

- What are you talking about?

- Daniel: Self-improvement.

I'm just saying I...

I can learn to do more things,

adding and subtracting,

uh, fractals.

Like, I can take the great

leap from boy to man.

You're driving me nuts,

do you know that?

(laughs) I do. I...

I do know that, very much.

Sorry.

It's so freaking hot in here.

Okay, well, go for a walk.

My folks asked me

to stay close.

(Allie chuckles)

Well, if you ever take

that great leap,

for what it's worth,

I think you could make it.

- Oh, my God!

- Allie: What?

(whispers)

Um, there's, uh, been a guy

in here the whole time.

Thelma: We used to call bread

the staff of life.

But now nobody wants

to eat bread.

But there are delicious breads

being made now.

It's a conundrum.

And some people like toast

with toppings.

Mm. Interesting.

The way we think about bread

has changed so.

You want bread?

We've got bread.

- There you go.

- (Thelma chuckles softly)

(crunching)

- Ugh!

- (groans, spits)

- Oh, it's like a rock.

- I can't even chew it.

(grunts)

(bell dings)

- Can you see him?

- Ben: That's him.

Ah, he's coming out.

(door opening)

Oh, come on.

- (grunts)

- (Ben grunts)

(intriguing music playing)

You keep a lookout.

Uh, I'm gonna go in

and try to talk to them.

If things get funny,

you go for help.

- How will I know?

- Well, you'll be with me.

(cellphone beeping)

Automated Voice:

Microphone enabled.

Hearing aid connected.

(suspenseful music playing)

Thelma: Hello?

Ben: (over hearing aid)

Thel, I think I see a door

in the back.

Lamp down ahead.

Lift those heels.

There's a stack

of loose Hummels, or...

or maybe they're gnomes

or some kind of

little animals.

Be... be careful.

Gets a little hairy up ahead.

Take your time.

- (shattering)

- Oh!

Ben: What happened?

Oh. W... what are you doing?

Thelma: It's a mess.

Don't clean!

Thelma: Well, you have to

with glass. It's not right.

Ben: Not now.

Get your act together.

- Easy, easy.

- Thelma: Ah.

Uh, yes! Ah!

Well done. Well done, Thel.

Okay. Let's go.

Harvey: Yes, sir.

Hesitating is gonna cost you.

Yeah, quite a bit.

No, there's gonna be

some unpleasantness ahead.

I mean, we just don't want him

sitting in holding

any longer than he has to.

Yes, I know, but even

good boys make mistakes.

(beads jangling)

(radio playing indistinctly)

- Hi. May I help you?

- Who's that?

I'm Thelma. Thelma Post.

Huh.

You might recognize me.

From the telephone.

Hmm. No, I can't say

I do, ma'am.

Uh, at this moment in time,

we're closed.

But why don't you

come back tomorrow?

I've got a shipment of, uh,

what do you call them?

A woman inside a woman

inside a woman.

- Uh, Russian nesting dolls?

- Yeah.

Now, at least

I think they're women.

I mean, I haven't checked.

There may be a little fella

in there somewhere. (chuckles)

Where's my money?

- Sorry?

- You heard me.

Yes, I heard you.

I'm not sure I understood.

You called me.

You pretended

to be my grandson.

You took advantage of me.

(tense music playing)

That's a hefty accusation.

I think you've got

the wrong idea.

Listen, buddy,

I came a long way.

Hm, well,

you've made a mistake.

That's okay. You know,

I make mistakes, too.

But let's not make another.

(handbag rustling)

I'm... I'm contacting

the authorities.

(line ringing)

Well, what are you

gonna tell 'em?

You broke into my store?

Operator: (over cellphone)

9-1-1. What's your emergency?

I'd like to report a robbery.

Ah! Uh, uh...

(cellphone beeps, chimes)

The... Thel?

Thel, are you there?

Look, I just want you to know

that it's not personal.

I mean, we're not

selling like we used to.

People these days, they...

they don't care

about old things.

I'm just trying

to keep the lights on.

We have a lot of lights.

- So it's very expensive.

- Yeah. Thank you, Michael.

I bet this whole thing

has been a headache, huh?

Look, I don't expect you

to leave here empty-handed.

Why don't we make a deal, huh?

I'll keep your deposit,

but I'll cut you in

on the next one.

Yeah, I'm happy to negotiate.

I'll give you

the senior discount.

Well, that isn't gonna work

for me.

And you should know,

if I'm not out

in five minutes,

my partner calls the cops.

You want me to beg?

Then I'll beg.

- (grunts)

- (Thelma gasps)

Harvey: Look, what do you

want me to do?

Give it back?

I'll lose the store.

I'll be out on the street.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares about me.

Everybody's buying

their sh*t on Amazon.

I just take

what I need to survive.

So, why do you need it so bad?

Because it's mine,

and I decide who gets it.

You're being unreasonable.

Michael, get my keys.

(music builds)

- (Thelma groans)

- (grunts)

Ah...

Uh, uh...

- Huh?

- No, no. I, uh...

Thelma: How did I... huh.

Uh, I, uh... oh. Ah.

I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.

I... I don't recognize

this pla...

Oh. I, uh...

I... I need to call

my husband.

Hm. Of course.

What's your name, dear?

- I'm Harvey.

- Harvey?

- Harvey: Yeah.

- Harvey? Harvey.

Harvey: Come and sit down now.

Harvey.

Harvey: We'll call him.

Yeah, yeah.

Talk to me, Thel.

What's going on?

I'm terribly sorry

for the imposition.

(scoffs) Oh, please.

It's all right.

No. Happens to the best of us.

The mind is a funny thing.

Now,

what's your husband's number?

- I'll get you home.

- (g*n c*ck)

(music intensifies)

My money, Harvey.

Michael! Coward.

(thrilling music playing)

(glass shattering)

(Ben grunts)

Thelma: You were

very convincing, Harvey.

Why, you could have

been an actor.

Not a star, maybe,

but even so, what a waste.

Do you know

how to use that thing?

- No.

- (g*nsh*t)

f*ck! Jesus Christ!

Okay, okay, okay.

Where is it?

- In there.

- Where?

It's been deposited into

my account on the computer.

- Well, get it out.

- I can't.

- What do you mean, you can't?

- Michael does the computers.

Oh, this is ridiculous. Oh.

It's just me and you now.

(chuckles)

Ben: And me.

- Who the f*ck is that?

- My friend.

Here. Here, you take this.

I... I need both hands.

- What happened to Michael?

- I beat him up.

Where's the mouse?

There's the mouse.

Come on. Move.

What? What is that?

It's a shoe!

- It looks like a shoe.

- It's a shoe.

Ben, don't look at it.

Look at him.

W... what do I do with it?

I... I'm gonna "X" it.

No, no, don't do that!

Well, you don't know

what it is.

(mouse clicking)

That's a baby.

Oh, God.

I don't know how to do this.

(music fades)

(cellphone vibrates)

Hello?

Thelma: (over cellphone)

Danny?

Grandma! Oh, my God.

Are you... okay?

Where are you?

Thelma: I'll tell you,

but you have to promise me

something.

What?

Thelma: Come alone.

(intriguing music playing)

- (Gail sighs)

- (cellphone vibrates)

- Alan: Huh.

- Gail: What?

His heart rate is slowing.

(thrilling music playing)

We're getting closer.

- Yeah, yeah. (groans)

- We're getting closer.

I just... okay,

now a little more,

little more, little more.

Ah! Ah!

(suspenseful music playing)

(car engine revving)

(tires screech)

(thrilling music playing)

Tell me

what you're looking at!

It... it's a family

and a baby,

and they're everywhere.

Daniel: (over cellphone)

Great, great. Are there words?

Thelma: Yeah, it says,

uh, Lincoln Mutual.

Yep! It's an ad.

You need to find the "X."

- Well, there's no red "X."

- No, but it's not always red.

Sometimes they hide it,

so look closer.

Top right.

- I "X"ed it.

- Daniel: Great! Um...

- (cellphone vibrates)

- Daniel: Remember the...

the computer's the library,

and the search bar's

the librarian.

You're gonna ask it

for information,

and then it's gonna

give it to you.

Thelma: (over cellphone)

Where is the bank?

Ye... uh,

are you talking to me?

No, I... I'm asking

the machine.

It can't hear you.

Is there a Sari or a Siri,

or is she not in there?

She's not there.

That... that's in your phone.

But y... you don't need her.

Thelma: I don't talk to her.

She talks to me.

"Valley...

financial...

dot com."

Hit "Enter." You see "Enter"?

Thelma: I'm in!

What's the password?

I don't know.

Look around you.

Is there, uh, a notebook

or a desk, papers,

anything like that?

- Oh, my God.

- Daniel: What?

The password is "Password."

Daniel: Classic!

Now, click inside of that box

and type that in.

(chuckles) That's cute.

g*dd*mn dumbass

password, Michael.

Come on!

(car horn honks)

I'm moving to "Transfer."

Oh, God.

- What?

- It wants me to join a gym!

No, I... I'm gonna tell it no.

Good. Remember what we do?

The "X," no matter the color.

Daniel: That's right!

- I'm in.

- Yes!

Thelma: Be ready in five.

Okay, I'll be there soon.

(keyboard clacking)

(sighs) Oh, Jesus.

(objects clattering)

(music fades)

Harvey: Uh, no! Oof.

- (gasping)

- (air hissing)

I assume it was you

on the phone

pretending to be Danny.

He doesn't have the range.

I'm not your grandma.

But if I was, I'd tell you

there comes a time

when you can't listen

to anyone but yourself.

(pensive music playing)

He called you a dumbass.

He said it quietly,

but I heard it.

Ah! (breathes deeply)

You're insane.

(sighing heavily)

- Is that it?

- That's it.

And he can't get it back?

(breathes heavily)

- (g*nsh*t)

- Hey, wait!

(g*nshots)

(breathes heavily)

He can't get it back.

Don't take people's money.

Clean up your store.

Be nicer to Michael.

This whole thing

has been really ridiculous.

(sighs) And don't smoke.

(dramatic music playing)

- What?

- I didn't say anything.

Oh.

- (car engine roaring)

- (tires screech)

Get in!

(soft music playing)

Did you get it?

We got it.

- (laughs)

- (chuckles softly)

Oh, Danny, Danny,

you remember Ben.

Yeah. Hey, Ben,

it's really great to see you.

Ben: Good to see, Danny.

How you doing?

- Daniel: I'm all right. Yeah.

- (emergency alert blaring)

Ben: Whoa. Whoa-h*-h*-h*-h*.

We're famous.

- Ha, ha! (chuckles)

- (Thelma chuckles)

Hello!

Today was a good day.

I hope you know

I'm gonna buy you

a new scooter and a new phone.

Oh, well, maybe we can go out

to lunch someday.

Thelma: I'd like that.

We could try

the famous Belwood cafeteria.

I hear they have

terrific melons.

(both laugh)

- Or... we could go out.

- Both good options.

- We'll make a plan, dear.

- Good, good, good.

- (chuckles)

- Ben: Ah!

- You be well.

- I will.

Break a leg, Ben!

(Thelma chuckles)

Does he know what that means?

I'm not sure.

He's new to the theater,

and his hip is titanium.

Detective Morgan:

But he didn't say anything?

Gail: No, but he... he...

Has Daniel ever wandered off

like this before?

Gail: Never. Not like this.

Oh, my God! Mom! Oh!

Your eye. Are you okay?

I'm all right, darling.

I'm all right.

Gail: Oh, we were so worried

about you!

Ma!

(smacks lips, sighs)

You drove.

I did.

You went back to the buffet.

(chuckles)

(chuckles softly)

I did.

- What happened?

- (chuckles)

Well,

I'll tell you everything,

but there's something

I'd like to do first,

if you would indulge me.

Of course!

I'm just Annie,

Mr. Warbucks, sir.

I'm sorry I'm not a... a boy.

Resident: It's her

first night here, sir.

Well, Annie, how would you

like to go to a movie?

And then you could go

to the Roxy

and then some ice cream soda

at Rumpelmayer's,

and then a cab ride

around Central Park.

Um, well...

Yeah, wow.

Golly. Golly, Daddy,

Mr. Warbucks.

- It's a strange show!

- (shushes)

(birds chirping)

(gentle music playing)

(music continues)

(Thelma chuckles)

(music fades)

I'm glad to come here.

These are good graves.

Do you like them?

Yeah. As in, what?

Do I want to be buried

in them?

(chuckles)

I got a ton of graves.

Oh, yeah?

Beautiful graves.

Some here.

Mostly back in New York.

Uh, does Allie plan on being

buried in a Jewish cemetery?

Oh, I don't know, you know?

We haven't really had

the graves conversation yet.

- (chuckles)

- Taking it slow.

Oh, we may have enough.

You get very greedy.

You want to see

what's gonna happen

to those you love.

(gentle music playing)

I love you.

And if you ever do die,

I'm really, really, really

gonna miss you.

And I know you know that,

but I just, uh...

I wanted to say that

while we're here.

While we're here.

Wherever I go...

I'm not gonna worry about you.

You're gonna be okay, Danny.

(sniffling)

(music continues)

Look... look at the bottoms

of those trees.

I mean, look how gnarled

they are, and yet they live.

- Look.

- I'm looking.

Thelma: You should be taking

- photographs of this.

- (laughs)

Thelma: Is this unbelievable?

Daniel: It's incredible.

Yeah, I mean,

it's unbelievable.

Look at this.

This thing is still alive.

- Daniel: What? This tree?

- Yeah, look at it.

It should be down

on the ground.

Thelma: But it's unbelievable.

(laughs) It's crazy!

What spirit.

(music continues)

Newscaster: (over TV)

Airlines are expecting to make

ten billion dollars

in profit this year,

despite fears of a looming

economic slowdown

around the world.

This as the international

air transport...

(c*ck scurrying)

(music swells)

(music stops)

Newscaster:

It marks a significant rebound

to near pre-pandemic levels,

even with high inflation

and rising interest rates

way up.

In a look at markets

around the world right now,

Asian markets finished...

(intriguing music playing)

(chuckles)

(thrilling music playing)

(music fades)

Look at all those...

Look at all those bottoms

of those trees.

Look... look at how gnarled

they are, and yet they live.

Look. Look.

Look at photographs of this.

Is this unbelievable?

I mean, it's unbelievable.

Look at this.

This thing is still living.

- Look.

- Josh: This tree?

Yeah, look at it.

It should be down on the...

- I mean, it's unbelievable.

- Josh: It's crazy.

What spirit. Look.

- Look!

- Josh: Ah! (laughing)

(gentle music playing)

(intriguing music playing)