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01x13 - Episode 13

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

01x13 - Episode 13

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[grunts]

Wanted to say goodbye.

[chuckles]

Oh, you wanna say goodbye?

- You all right? - Yeah.

Already miss you, babe.

Thanks.

You are the best.

Really? I'm the best?

[laughs]

Well, you're up there.

[laughs]

I'm not quite the best, but.

[laughs] Thanks

Is that everything? OK.

Yeah.

- [laughs] - Yeah.

I don't know how you guys are gonna get a hold of me

after I go, but.

I know your name.

I know where you live.

I know where you used to work.

[laughter]

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Brittany pumps Jamie about Eddie.

Do you like Eddie?

What do you mean?

Do you like him?

Do you have a crush on him?

No.

Just a little one?

Really?

I mean, I like him a lot.

Yeah.

I feel like I see different sides of people

here that other people don't, or something like that.

Yeah.

I don't know what it is.

And maybe I don't because I know that he

is in a serious relationship, that he would never like--

Yeah.

Like, I think he's--

I had a long talk with him the first night,

and I think he can marry that person.

Really?

Yeah.

See, I question it. 'Cuz I'm like, she's overseas.

He's here.

Yeah.

I'm like, just like, eh.

He's outside, isn't he?

Yeah.

He told me that.

And I'm like, well, I don't think that would come out

of his mouth unless it was--

Yeah.

So that's why I felt comfortable.

I just thought I saw something.

Oh, really?

Just because you're both kinda quiet and shy.

And you're both kinda like, hmm.

Maybe just 'cuz you both like, smile and stuff.

He's loud.

Where is he?

He's really loud.

Well, he gets shy though.

He's got that shy part.

Yeah he does. Yeah, he does.

You kinda got that shy part.

And I think like, you'll smile, and he'll smile,

and you'll smile.

And I'm like, what's going on?

Oh, really?

It's like the quiet person smile.

You're like, what are they thinking?

Yeah.

[upbeat music]

NARRATOR: Even though Eddie has a German girlfriend,

Brittany leads him on about Jamie.

You're horrible, Brittany.

Perhaps.

You're horrible.

[laughs] But--

Oh, my groin.

--you still like me.

- Not really. - Yeah, you do.

Not really.

You don't want to, but you can't help yourself.

[giggles]

Uh-uh.

All right.

[WHISPERS] What?

Spill your guts.

[laughs] No.

Spill them.

No.

Hush your face.

Spill.

Did you talk to her, though?

No, I did.

But she totally was like, oh, no, not at all.

Mm-hm.

Hmm.

And I'm like, not even a little?

And she's like, oh, no.

She's like, he totally loves his girlfriend, and da-da-da-da-da.

And then she was like, if I just crawl into his bed one night

and act--

[laughs] act German.

[snorts] See, that'd be OK.

I'd be like, oh [muted].

[upbeat music]

NARRATOR: Brittany has Eddie convinced that Jamie

is about to make a move.

But I was talking to Brittany the other day.

And I was thinking about approaching her,

and Brittany said, no, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea

unless she makes a move, you know,

and tries to advance something.

Then open my mouth.

But until then, I'll just pipe down and be quiet.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: The week long Tour de Big Brother challenge is

closing in on the finish line.

If they make it, they raise their grocery allowance by %.

Or, I mean miles at a.m.

Say it again, Curtis.

At : AM, it's miles.

[french music]

Bonjour, madame.

[blows kiss] Oui.

Big Brother QoQ, miles.

Oh.

a.m.

.

It's miles.

Go through.

Run past it.

Yay!

[cheering]

[applause]

We need to come back, guys.

Come on, guys.

We need to go now.

NARRATOR: William is banished, and Jordan gets to stay.

How do you feel?

You're still beautiful.

[laughter]

- Oh. - Feels a little weird.

OK.

Back into our reality, Cassandra.

Now we're starting all over again, right?

I hope so.

We just moved into the house, and now

we're starting from scratch.

But you know, that really helped to see--

The world?

--what it looks like out there.

Man, that helped a whole lot.

Gives you a little something to look

forward to every two weeks.

I wasn't prepared for that at all.

I told you.

I can't believe that.

I did, too.

I told you.

We all told you.

Well, that's done.

No need to worry when you don't need to worry.

Oh, my goodness. OK.

I'm kinda sad that he's gone.

I wasn't prepared for this.

I was totally prepared to go.

Hmm.

And I'm still here.

You guys gotta put up with me for two more weeks.

[laughs]

Maybe screwing with everybody on the challenge was not good.

Yeah, I think that-- like I said, Americans

don't appreciate that.

Americans want people that don't screw each other.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Well, at least not in that sense.

[laughter]

Will was more controversial, and people

would want to keep somebody in the house to stir things up,

you know?

And keep something going all the time.

Otherwise it becomes boring.

Mm-hm.

I think it hurt him though, what he did with the challenge.

I think it just made him look bad.

That's what it was, I think.

Mm-hm.

One round down.

Six to go, man.

It probably helped, though--

or hurt, you having Will to be there with you.

Because he brought out the worst in you, and the best.

Well, I don't know about the best, but--

[laughs]

I think he brought out the side of you that wanted to say

exactly what you wanted to say.

Yeah.

I think he made you more comfortable doing that.

I'm gonna miss Will.

Are you guys gonna miss him at all?

I'd have to go with no.

See, I will.

You're really not gonna miss him?

I don't think so.

Really?

You think he was really glad to leave, or no?

I think so.

- Yeah, actually. - You really do?

Yeah.

He wasn't having a fun time here, necessarily.

Whoops.

I think out of the two of them,

he would be more willing and wanting to leave.

I think that's right.

The part of me that's gonna miss him

is the part of me that, now I'm curious,

is not really who he is.

When he kept saying it's just a game, it's just a game

and I'm playing it.

Because I thought I saw a side of him that was really good.

But was that really good, or was that just the game?

I don't know.

I'm sure it hurts his pride a little bit that he was out.

On the other hand--

But then again, there's a great reward.

--he doesn't care.

Then again, there's a great glory for the first person out.

Totally.

You know?

And he'd ride that wave, I suppose, you know?

And he will, too, I think.

Absolutely.

He'll use it to his benefit.

Are you gonna miss Will, Jamie?

Mm-hm.

Yeah.

But I saw different sides of him.

But then there's stuff that-- like,

I had a long talk with him this morning about what I did,

what I thought I was wrong, you know what I mean?

Right.

You think he heard you this morning?

Yeah.

Mmm, I did.

I do, but I think he already had that same conversation

last night with somebody 'cuz it sounded like he

was just repeating himself.

I think he didn't.

I mean, I don't know. - Hard to say.

It's hard to have a real conversation with him

when he's going through the emotions of, OK,

am I leaving today?

But he wanted to talk.

So I think he felt bad 'cuz he, you know, was--

his behavior last night.

Mmm.

One of the things I said to him is, if you wanna be successful,

you need to stay out of a white woman's face.

And that's just the bottom line.

That is like, to me-- you know, when he

did that, I was just like, ugh.

I couldn't believe he did that.

It was weird 'cuz I was sitting when he came outside.

You have a really-- you have a lot of different

insights I don't have at all.

Yeah.

It's mens' caucus now that we're outnumbered.

Yes.

Let's band together, boys.

[laughter]

Next move.

This is a lot more difficult than I thought it would be,

just being here.

Mm-hm.

I didn't expect this at all.

I thought it'd be like this, you know, kind of fun house.

You thought it was just going to be fun?

Well, I didn't think it would--

I didn't think I'd have this many emotional highs

and lows at all.

I thought I'd come in here and just be like, stable.

I thought the emotional highs and lows were

gonna be in my personal life.

But this is personal to me.

Yeah.

This is so personal.

We need to have a party.

Uh-huh.

We were thinking Saturday, but I think Friday's fine now, too.

I think as soon as we get the groceries,

that day is designated.

Seriously.

If we can get the beer and chill it right away?

Nice.

That was another thing about Mega.

He sucked down a six pack the first night.

Yeah, we were just talking about that.

About breaking out [muted]

We were thinking that was worse than the challenge.

Yes, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Yeah, that definitely didn't help him.

That definitely didn't help.

Look at us.

We're here having our post-mortem.

Yeah, and they out there playing.

They're playing football.

This one's in the kitchen 'cuz they don't wanna talk about it.

Yeah.

- They don't care. - It's true.

They don't wanna share their feelings.

Yeah.

That's true.

And it makes us seem needy to have

to sit down and talk about it.

You know what, though?

We kicked out the only guy who doesn't snore.

[laughter]

This is.

True.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Everyone shares stories about William.

My least favorite memory of William

would be when he knowingly and intentionally

threw the challenge last week.

That was my least favorite memory of William.

I overheard him talking about a couple of people

here behind their back, and making fun of them.

I didn't like that.

I guess my least favorite was throwing the challenge.

I feel the same.

That was definitely mine.

One night it was me, Josh, Eddie, and you were up.

And we found out that Will drank the last of the beers.

[laughter]

If you woulda only see the looks on our faces that night.

I mean, we thought there were two beers left.

I thought Curtis was gonna cry.

[laughter]

You guys are so shallow.

That k*lled us.

We wanna go deep.

[laughter]

As well as everyone else here I'm

sure had observed, Brittany and Josh ending up in the same bed

a few nights.

And he wants me to comment on that.

He's like, you know, what's going on with that?

Is Brittany trying to get with Josh?

What's going on?

And I'm like, well, hey, I don't really blame her, you know?

And then he's like, well, what's going on with that?

And what-- so he blew up this whole big plan to like,

set us against each other.

And to like, you know, kinda make these comments to Josh,

and to make these comments to me,

make these comments to Brittany.

And like, pit us all against each other in this

big like, love triangle thing.

And it was kind of funny at first,

but he kept chiming in with these like, well,

why don't you guys just kiss and make up?

Or why don't you just kiss Josh?

And it was like, that is so out of line.

That's not what's going on.

We're having a discussion, you're just pushing it too far.

And so I could really relate with you guys

about how he pushes things.

He pushed things too far.

My least favorite is not really a story.

It's more kind of watching him destroy

whatever positive energy he had around himself

when he was in the house.

I have a connection with him, obviously.

And I knew that something weird was happening.

And every time he does something like that,

I could always read it and just know ahead of time

that he was behind the scenes doing something.

And I'd be like, what are you doing?

Would you tell me what you're up to, kind of thing.

You know, remember why you're here.

Remember what you're supposed to be achieving,

et cetera, et cetera.

When he came out last night and just

totally changed the whole entire like, feeling in the house.

And when he started going off, yelling at Eddie.

I thought that he said some things

that were really inappropriate for anyone to say that were--

they were evil.

It was just, I don't know.

That was my worst like, feeling around him.

I guess I'd like to say something positive,

and then we're done. - Yeah.

[laughs]

Yeah.

Good.

At the end of the day, all said and done,

I really did like Will.

And on balance, I considered him a friend.

After our first two arguments, we

both got out what we needed to say, and then it seemed fine.

I liked that.

I know we caused tension for the house, but I felt better,

and I think he felt better.

And I guess it was positive for me 'cuz I think we kinda

dealt with it the same way.

He said what he needed to say, I said what I needed to say.

All right, whatever, it's done.

When he got out of the car, we were

all out of the car at that stage,

and we were saying hello.

Obviously he was in his suit.

And I said who I was, and he said who he was,

and he kissed my hand.

And I thought, well, this is a young man who has some manners.

This young man has some training, you know?

Some class.

And I thought, oh, yeah, this is a good man, you know?

My positive moment was when he gave me [LAUGHING]

a pack of cigarettes.

[laughter]

So it was the second night we were here,

and I'm on the top bunk.

And it's dark in that room.

So I get off the top bunk, I got my stomach

hung up on the mattress.

[laughter]

Aww, you're so cute.

You know, the mattress, it got embedded in my stomach.

So I swung in, and I whacked him with my feet in his head.

[laughter]

Well, to Will, good or bad, he was one of us.

And he did contribute in many ways.

Cheers. - Cheers and beers.

Yeah.

[laughs] I think I'm gonna have an all out

w*r with Brittany over Josh.

[laughs] Because I just--

she's after him, and Josh and I have this, you know,

communication.

We've got this silent connection going on.

And it's just-- he's kind of oblivious to it.

And so I kind of see that being kind of an interesting dynamic.

And I'm gonna totally antagonize her.

[laughs]

But it still hurts.

Come sit between us.

You're a wh*re.

I'm a beer wh*re. [burps]

- Beer wh*re. - Sorry.

Is there any more beer?

You're filling that one up for me, Eddie, right?

I'm not hungry. I'm fine.

Does anybody want an hors d'oeuvres tray?

Do you have?

Like I made before, but not with the brie so much.

And I'm not gonna pinch myself, believe me.

Actually I can wait for the spaghetti.

- It'll be one night of glory. - Can you wait?

Yeah.

[laughs] Oh my gosh

So she's making spicy spaghetti?

Again, again--

I have to go to the bathroom again.

I'll go with you.

Wanna take me?

Wanna take you? No.

Please take me.

I'll be fine.

Take me.

Please do not k*ll the camera crew.

[laughs] You're totally wasted.

- [laughs] - Oh my God.

You're totally hammered.

How many did he have?

Josh is hammy.

I don't know, but he's so hammered.

I don't know.

I had as much as Josh, but--

I get to go first.

OK, here.

Walk behind me.

Oh, of course.

Where else to be?

He had four Heinekens.

No this is his third glass of Coke.

- Second glass since I've seen. - Uh-uh.

He's had two glasses of Coke, four Heinekens,

and a glass of Redds.

He definitely shouldn't be as messed up as he is.

What?

I have to tell you, I'm glad you stayed.

Even though that makes no sense right now.

Glad I'm staying?

But I-- you know I don't have to say

anything to say what I mean.

You know--

[laughs]

I pay attention to the Coke, and he's

had three glasses of Coke.

- Me? - Oh.

Yeah.

Karen's patrolling the Coke.

Oh, you know what?

I'll hold back 'cuz it's for you.

I don't know what kind of dreams you've been having,

and I don't know what kind of dreams I've been having.

But when I got in this house and found out you had a boyfriend,

I was very disappointed, that's all I can say.

Disappointed.

Wait a minute, where are you going?

Aren't we going back to the thing?

Yes, we are.

OK, I just want you to know, you need stay away from me

for the rest of the night.

I gotta stay away from you?

[laughs]

Cassandra, everything I say from now on is like--

- Huh? - Remember?

Yeah, I know.

Remember what I told you earlier?

You told me.

You gave me a warning.

No, I don't want that.

Yeah, because then your boyfriend

would get so mad, and k*ll me.

He hates me right now.

You want me to tell you how much your boyfriend hates--

Do you know how much he hates you?

Do you know how much he hates you right now?

He hates me right now.

He hates you right now.

Right now he's like, plotting to find out where

I live to come and k*ll me.

But you what?

I don't care.

[laughs]

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Listen closely as Josh and Jordan whisper in the dark.

By me?

Kinda like you're settling.

Oh, you thought that I was more physically

attracted to you?

Well--

Or I could be.

And I was just kinda like--

And that's what I'm telling you.

That's not cool, you know?

What I'm telling you is, I don't take what I can get.

And it's like, I think Brittany's a great person.

Shh, shh, shh.

And I'm telling you, OK?

But you know, everybody has different physical attractions.

Yeah.

And I'm saying that as like, my physical attraction

was immediately to you.

So this is all like--

This is what I'll pay you on my own.

--I wanna have sex talk?

Yeah, basically.

OK.

OK.

I love your stomach.

Yeah, your thighs when you ride a bike.

Your butt when you're wearing one

of those tight little outfits you're about to ride a bike in.

[laughs]

So the whole bike riding thing is pretty good.

Your sporting outfit when you jump in the pool.

Even the way you fix up tonight.

The way I fix up?

[laughs]

Mm-hm.

Yeah, what about when I get up in the morning?

Yeah, that, too.

And I have bags under my eyes, and I'm wearing

my dad's pajama bottoms.

What about that?

Yeah, not so much.

No.

Really?

See, it is purely sexual, then.

What do you find physically attractive about me?

What do I find physically attractive about you?

Mm-hm. .

Um, your body.

Mm-hm.

[laughter] What else is there?

OK, that's pretty simple.

I gave you specific details.

You want details?

Nothing general.

Um, I'm attracted to your posture.

My posture?

Your posture.

How is my posture?

How you carry yourself, you know?

Like, you have really good posture.

Like, you walk upright.

And you just carry yourself really well.

No, you're just in shape.

And I just think you're cute.

[laughs] OK, that's simple.

I have to be honest.

My sex drive is like, going crazy right now.

Mine also.

And like, the thing with your cologne,

it's the same cologne my boyfriend wears.

Oh, he wears Tommy?

And I'm just like, [gasps] ugh.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

OK, I'm gonna douse myself with it tomorrow night.

And it's like, God.

[laughter]

No, but, I mean, he has it.

And I'm just like--

That's why when I walked by the other night, you went,

oh my God.

Drives me crazy.

Can

I ask you something?

Yeah.

If we weren't just in this house,

would you be attracted to me?

Yeah.

OK.

So all I have to do is sit here and wait

for your response, that's it.

[dramatic music]

[music playing]

[SINGING] Live, 'cuz we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life, and don't be afraid.

Live, be a part of the change.

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[theme music]