01x37 - Episode 37

[bunniefuu]

Where the hell did you get your masseuse license,

a cr*cker Jack box?

He's fighting with the masseuse.

Yeah, great. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, see that redness on my back?

It's going to be your face if I get out of here.

[theme music]

NARRATOR: And now a special one-hour episode

of "Big Brother."

Breaking the seal.

Breaking the seal.

We gonna?

Uh-uh.

- Thinking about it? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That's cool.

[laughter]

I saw you and Jamie in bed.

No, that's cool. - What?

I saw you and Jamie in bed.

Now you come in here in the afternoon and do it.

Just don't get caught.

It's not the people in the house I'm worried about.

It's the cameras.

Don't worry about them.

They can't show any [muted] anyway.

Have you broken the seal?

You thinking about it?

I did last week.

I thought about it hard.

For some reason, today I'm super thinking about it.

One of those days.

Today is a tough day.

One of those days.

[muted]

One of those days, man.

This sucks.

Because I'm studying.

I do it a lot when I study [LAUGHING] for a break.

I totally do.

OK.

It's like a nice little break.

That's totally [inaudible].

I was going to [inaudible] and break the seal

and study some more.

Good deal.

Not going to stop you.

That's like all I do during finals week. [LAUGHING]

What did you do?

[laughter]

You need to like [inaudible] [muted]

You did?

No, I didn't!

It's just--

You are kind of [inaudible].

It's just-- [LAUGHING] I did not!

What happened?

What did she do?

I did not do it.

I'm just thinking about it, because I'm studying.

And that's how I take breaks.

Oh, she's thinking of cranking one out.

Yeah. [laughter]

No, I'm not!

Really?

Cranking one out?

Ah, she's thinking about it, because she's studying.

And she said that's her break time.

That's how I take breaks.

Well, go ahead. It's fine.

Go ahead. Break the seal.

We won't pay attention. - Yeah.

[laughter] - Oh my god, you guys.

I hadn't thought about it like for the whole week.

And today that's all that's on my mind.

And so right now I'm thinking about one thing.

And then I need a Mountain Dew.

Instead of a cigarette, I go for a Mountain Dew.

[laughter]

Jamie comes in here like, you have that glow on your face.

Oh, that glow.

I'm like, I've just been thinking all day about it.

The study break glow.

Oh, OK.

It's just a day.

It's just a day.

I can make it through the day.

You better get off that Love Bed, Eddie.

[laughter]

That's the truth.

OK, I'm totally fine.

Sure it's the studying and not Eddie?

[laughter]

Just human weakness.

No.

No, no, no.

I refuse to be the first.

That's what it has to be.

Uh-huh.

You must be first.

OK, if I do it, will all you guys do it then?

We'll see.

We'll find out after you go.

We'll tell you later.

Yeah.

OK.

One thing about being a virgin is you have

to engage in that frequently.

You know what I mean?

So that's like a normal part of life.

And so when you take that away, it's a big deal.

It's like-- why am I even talking?

Eddie's like, what am I, chopped liver?

[laughter]

I know.

I can't focus.

Like, I can't remember anything.

I have toxins in my body that need to be released.

Toxins!

[laughter]

This sucks!

She is so going to crack.

[music playing]

[inaudible] this place is a k*ller sometimes.

It's stressful sometimes.

It's stressful.

We make it more stressful for ourselves than it has to be.

You know, what you just said right there,

I think that's absolutely right.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

We definitely do.

We make this-- we make this place a lot

more than what it really is.

Mm-hmm.

It's not the end of the world.

There's a whole planet living out there.

You know?

This is just one little strip of land.

But it's just amazing how intense it is.

And I don't know whether or not it's

the confinement issue that we have

here or absolutely what it is.

Mm-hmm.

But everything is compounded, just--

I know.

I know.

[inaudible] there.

Well, for one thing, there's no place to escape here.

Yeah.

You know?

There's no place to get away.

Yeah.

You're with the same group of people all the time.

"Big Brother" is ever present.

You know, there's no quiet place you can go to

and say OK, it's just me.

I can breathe for a second.

You know?

[laughter]

So that definitely makes it difficult.

And then the intensity of our interaction.

I mean, we're together hours a day.

Even when we go to bed, we're in the same room with each other.

You know?

And I tell you what, Cassandra.

When I get out of here, no matter if it's two weeks

or whatever have you, I'm going to be

looking at the outside world altogether differently.

Oh, I know.

My god. I know.

Altogether differently than what I did.

I mean, we chose to be here.

But when we finally get outside, it's

just going to be like, freedom.

It's going to be so precious.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: It's time for the road trip week-long challenge.

Each houseguest must give accurate

directions between two US cities using interstate highways.

Are you ready? - Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

NARRATOR: Josh.

Go get them, playboy.

NARRATOR: St. Louis, Missouri to Detroit, Michigan.

St. Louis, Missouri to Detroit, Michigan.

north to the .

Go east on the .

And go north on the to Detroit.

[car horn]

NARRATOR: That is correct.

Woo-hoo!

Great job.

Way to go, man.

NARRATOR: Jamie, step forward, please.

Indianapolis, Indiana to Little Rock, Arkansas.

OK.

Indianapolis, Indiana.

You start at .

You head south till you get to .

Once you're at , you go all the way west.

And then once you head west, you're

in the left part of Texas.

And you see where it connects to .

Then you're going to get on and go east on

until you hit .

Then you're going to go east on

until you hit Little Rock, Arkansas.

[car horn] NARRATOR: That is correct.

Yeah! [cheering]

Good job, Jamie.

Nice tour of Texas, Jamie.

Good job.

Thank you.

NARRATOR: Curtis.

OK.

Let's go, Curtis.

NARRATOR: Denver, Colorado to Nashville, Tennessee.

North on the to the .

And then I would go east on till I hit the .

Going to go south on the --

I'm going to Nashville, right--

to the .

When I go , I would go east into Nashville.

[clapping]

[car horn]

NARRATOR: That is correct.

Woo-hoo!

[clapping]

NARRATOR: Cassandra.

Cassandra.

Just take your time.

NARRATOR: Minneapolis, Minnesota to San Francisco, California.

Nice.

Nice.

I will take the south to the west

all the way to San Francisco.

[car horn]

NARRATOR: That is correct. - Woo-hoo!

[clapping]

Good job, Cassan.

NARRATOR: Eddie.

Let's go, Eddie.

All right, Eddie.

NARRATOR: Seattle, Washington to Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Go south on Interstate till you reach Interstate .

Go east on Interstate till you reach Interstate .

Take Interstate north into Albuquerque.

Yeah. [car horn]

[clapping]

NARRATOR: That is correct.

All right, Eddie.

All right, George.

You got it, George.

OK, "Chicken" George.

Let's go.

NARRATOR: Brittany.

[laughter]

Batting cleanup.

NARRATOR: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to Dallas, Texas.

OK.

Philadelphia, you go north to .

You're going to go west to .

And then you take south into Dallas.

[car horn] - [inaudible]

NARRATOR: That is correct.

[cheering]

OK, guys.

Go Brit!

Just take your time. Take your time, George.

[interposing voices] - Chicken man!

You're fine.

NARRATOR: George, New Haven, Connecticut to Atlanta,

Georgia.

New Haven, Connecticut.

south to--

OK.

We were going south to , back to the west.

We were going south to , back to the west.

We will take to the north.

And we will take back to the east.

[car horn]

[cheering]

Son of a b*tch!

Yeah, Georgie!

Good job, man.

NARRATOR: The houseguests have successfully

completed their challenge and have earned

% more grocery allowance.

Yeah!

[cheering]

They were going to fry me.

Damn it!

It's been like years since I've done any type

of studying whatsoever.

And for me to do that much in that time and then to be last,

I could have drawn a complete blank, I tell you.

That could have gone either which way.

I've always thought about going back to school.

And that's very important, because that was one decision I

made in my life that was not the right thing to do,

you know, by not finishing my education

and by not getting a degree, so on and so forth.

I was always hesitant about going back to school

and maybe finishing it just for the fact of it

is, I didn't know whether or not I could compete

with younger people anymore.

And you know what I learned by the challenge today,

and this is really important for me, is yes,

that I can compete with younger people.

It gives me a whole new outlook on being

able to finish my education.

And what it also does, too, is it makes me feel like I will be

able to do well at it, not only just being able just to get by,

but I feel now that I'll be able to do well with it.

To come out ahead like that and be

able to do something like that, it made me

feel extremely, extremely good.

All in all, I have to tell you, today

was rather a very good day.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: The houseguests' daily challenge is to paint

each other like animals.

I'm the cow.

Moo.

Ha, kind of tickles a little.

I want to do a good job.

You know, that's understandable.

But it's going to be a b*tch getting it off [inaudible]..

Curtis, you're getting buff over there.

We must paint it on.

[inaudible] looks good.

She does good work, no?

He looks like a pug.

He does.

I don't think you're very good at this.

Giraffes stick out their neck and lick.

OK, Hollywood.

What do you think?

Looks like a giraffe to me.

Now Sloshie's just bored.

Oh, Josh.

There you go.

It's the love dinosaur. [laughter]

What didn't you think of it earlier?

Lovesaurus.

Cassandra, you look great.

Mm-hmm.

She looks awesome.

Mm-hmm.

[interposing voices]

All right, everybody get over here.

Let's do this. - Ready?

[animal noises]

Zebra!

[interposing voices]

[music playing]

The atmosphere is great in the house right now, really great.

I'm so grateful to be here, to have at least

these few days of peace.

It's like really wonderful.

I think everybody's de-stressing, you know?

It's been a really crazy period for us.

And yesterday and today, I think,

have been really excellent in terms of everybody

just enjoying each other, working together

to get through our challenges, and just kind of

relaxing together, which I think we haven't done in a long time.

So that's been special, I think.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Jamie and Brittany discuss

the next round of nominations.

OK, we need to learn a new language here

since I can't speak gibberish.

Do you remember when Karen was here that day, what you--

it was like three days ago.

And you talked about next nomination period.

Do you remember that at all?

Kind of.

Just about what you said you were going to do for sure.

And like she said, no, it will probably change [inaudible]..

We were all sitting on the couches out there.

And it was just you, me, and her, I think.

And she was talking about what would happen

next time and the time after and who

she thought wouldn't be again.

You don't remember any of that?

I don't remember any of that.

OK.

You can't repeat it?

It's already on tape.

Yeah.

I'll tell you tonight.

OK.

We should have Chiquita snore.

And then I'll whisper it to you.

OK.

So funny.

Do you think they'd ever take away magazines or books,

like if people started like--

Using them?

Mm-hmm.

Like showing articles to communicate.

Yeah.

'Cause I'm trying to find a word real quick for you.

Yeah.

That word right above my finger--

Mm-hmm.

--and that word right there.

Mm-hmm.

[inaudible]

But the tough part is you-know-who.

Yeah.

Isn't that tough?

Mm-hmm.

[camera sounds]

INTERVIEWER: You were pointing to a magazine

when you were telling Brittany about something.

Yeah.

INTERVIEWER: I was wondering if you could tell me what

words you were pointing to.

Um, is that something I have to do?

INTERVIEWER: Well, I am asking.

Um, this is weird.

This is all of a sudden.

I don't know what to do.

INTERVIEWER: Well.

I'd like you to tell me what words you were pointing to.

Do I have to or is it just that you'd like to know or?

I mean, it's not even a big deal at all.

But I'd like to know why, I guess.

INTERVIEWER: Well, if it's not a big deal,

I'd like you to tell me.

Hm.

INTERVIEWER: Why are you hesitating?

I'm just thinking about it, if I even want to discuss it

or not, I guess, or what I should do.

Is this whole thing being videotaped right now?

INTERVIEWER: Yes.

Great.

OK, well, it's something tiny anyway.

Doesn't really matter.

But I guess I'll tell you if it's required.

So if I don't tell you, then what?

I'm-- I mean, it's like breaking a rule of the house?

Is that pretty much?

INTERVIEWER: Yes.

OK, well, to this day I haven't told anyone

who I've nominated any time.

Brittany and I are very close.

But I still haven't disclosed who I was voting for.

And we were sitting in the bedroom having

a conversation about voting.

And she was talking about how there were people--

or there were-- or she was going back and forth

between like two or three guys that she was going to vote for.

And I've never told her who I'm going to vote for.

And I probably won't.

But when I opened the book and I pointed to-- the first word

was two and the second word was men

that I was considering voting for, for this next round.

So there you go.

NARRATOR: The houseguests are given the daily challenge.

What is it?

In the yard, go find the markings for a sumo

wrestling competition.

You will draw chopsticks.

Each chopstick has a number.

Number one will compete against number two.

Number three will compete against number four.

Number five will compete against number six.

As the two wrestlers face off in the ring,

they must throw a handful of rice, bow to each other,

and then stomp three times, left foot, right foot, left foot.

A round is won when one wrestler knocks

the wrestler out of the ring while remaining in the ring

themselves.

The winner of this challenge will

receive a very special reward.

[music playing]

Meet George Jetson. [LAUGHING]

Hilarious.

I am a sumo wrestler.

Like a big, plump man.

There she goes again.

[inaudible]

[gong]

[inaudible] fight, but now you want to fight.

Oh!

[interposing voices]

Eddie won.

[bell]

[cheering]

[gong]

Left foot, right foot, left [inaudible]..

Fight!

Stand around [inaudible].

[laughter]

Roll her.

Come on, Hollywood.

Hollywood, take him with you.

[laughter]

Winner!

Winner!

Sloshie.

[bell]

Ready?

One, two, three.

Right foot.

[cheering]

She's done!

[bell]

Round two.

Eddie McGee, number , versus Sloshie.

Ready?

[gong]

This fighting's beginning.

[inaudible] dance.

[laughter]

Go, boys, go!

He's not done yet.

[inaudible] Oh!

Sloshie!

[bell]

He [inaudible] out.

Eddie!

[cheering]

OK.

Here we go.

[gong]

Yeah, Cassandra.

Put up a fight.

[cheering]

You're not out yet.

Keep going.

You got to roll around. She's out.

She's out. She's out.

All right, Cassandra.

[bell]

[cheering]

OK, you're going to come at him and get him close

to the corner [inaudible] throw him with his back,

grab his back.

OK, this is the championship.

The championship bout.

Rice, here it is.

Rice, here it is.

Championship round.

Gentlemen--

[interposing voices]

Can you look at me real quick?

OK.

[gong]

Come on [inaudible].

- For the championship. - Go!

Go!

Go!

Eddie [inaudible].

Oh, good [inaudible].

Nice [inaudible].

Don't let your right foot exit, Eddie.

Your only foot.

Don't get your right foot out.

Be careful.

He's out!

[inaudible]

He's out.

Eddie is the champion.

Eddie is still the champion!

[cheering]

[music playing]

The reward, Eddie, is a massage in the Red Room

either for yourself or for somebody you designate.

And the only rule is you have to wear a blindfold.

And I'll lead you in there so that--

- Oh, that's cool. - --you won't have to see or--

- Right on. - --talk to the masseuse--

Woah, Eddie.

--or the masseur.

All right, Eddie.

Anybody really need one?

You need one.

You won.

[interposing voices]

- Take it, Eddie. - Anybody?

- I think that's cool. - Take it.

You won it. - Eddie, you won it.

Go take it.

Take it, Ed. You won it.

Tell us how good it felt.

Just tell us all the details.

[inaudible] to talk to you while it goes on.

You guys are horrible.

Take it, Eddie.

And if they are man hands, pretend they are women hands--

[interposing voices]

[laughter]

Definitely [inaudible].

Go.

- We want you to take it. - Take it.

- You are the rightful winner. - Take the damn thing.

- Take it, Ed. - It's fine.

Do it.

It's the way that the Japanese [inaudible]..

Yeah, but I'll take a six-pack over a massage any day.

Well, you don't have that option,

so take the [muted] massage.

[SIGHS] Brittany, you're the one that orgasms over it.

Why don't you just go?

Chiquita [inaudible]

You go, 'cause you're the winner.

You going to change, or you cool like that?

Dude, I'm going to go like this.

OK.

Cool.

Oh, Ed man.

[interposing voices]

Oh, lotions!

OK, hold on.

Feel down there.

This is the-- that's the very end.

You're at the length of it.

- The wall's right here? - Yeah.

The wall's there.

I'll just put these here.

Oh, you're kidding the full charge, Eddie.

- Just sit here? - Yeah.

Yeah, I guess-- [interposing voices]

Feel to your left and you can feel where--

All right, so this is the length of the table?

And that's where the hole is for your head.

- All right, cool. - You good, Eddie?

- Yeah, I'm cool, guys. - You're cool?

Yeah. What the hell is this?

- That's like the-- - Oh.

--head thing.

All right.

[inaudible] this.

Hold on.

I'm just going to--

I'm sorry [inaudible]

Cool.

Is that right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cool.

Thanks, Curtis.

No problem, man.

Enjoy.

And no peeking, Eddie.

Yeah [inaudible].

At least lie to me and tell me it's like, you know,

supermodel or something.

Find me some naked girl and you guys

are at least enjoying it or something.

All right.

Man, it's just a party in here today.

Oh, great.

Great, now I'm-- oh, OK.

All right, you obviously don't know what you're doing.

Yeah, great.

What are you, Bozo the Clown?

[snort]

You definitely work for Ringling Brothers,

Barnum and Bailey Circus.

Are you a dominatrix or what?

I got Bozo the Clown working on my back.

Fabulous.

Great.

Yeah, fabulous, great.

Thanks, pal.

Yeah, great. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, see that redness on my back?

That's going to be your face if I get out of here.

Oh, now what the hell's this dude doing?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's nice and warm.

Thanks, pal.

If it's like molasses or something,

you're going to get your a*s busted.

What the hell is that?

Oh, man.

Great.

You suck, pal.

Yeah, this is entertainment, America.

I've got Bozo working on my back here.

[inaudible] oh, man.

[inaudible]

Hear him bitching, too?

What's he doing?

Wow.

Do you think he's actually fighting with the masseuse?

Hmm-mm.

No, it sounds like he's going to take off-- he's taking off.

It's probably jam or some [muted]..

Yeah, that stuff smells like [muted]..

You know it.

Where the hell did you come from, man?

Yeah, that's my head.

[slapping]

Sounds like he's getting whipped.

- Yeah. - What the [muted]?

[inaudible] probably rubbing bull [muted] on my back.

Probably [muted] sulphuric acid.

He's fighting with the masseuse.

Like, who the hell are you or something weird like that.

Slap my back again and I'm going to pop your teeth

down your [muted] throat.

All right, get your [muted] out of my head.

What the hell?

I think he's fighting with this person.

Yeah, dude's playing the bongos on my back.

Fabulous.

[rhythmic slapping]

All right, man.

You're not Max Weinberg with Bruce Springsteen's band.

Now knock it off.

Can we please have a gentle massage?

Yeah, thank you.

See, sexy bedtime voice saves my a*s.

I feel you touching my a*s or something like that.

Yeah, that's what you get in a massage--

[interposing voices]

--your a*s rubbed, too.

He probably just doesn't like it.

And he knows it's a man.

Thank you very much.

Hope he's all right.

Doesn't sound good.

We'll definitely hear about it.

Yeah, he'll tell.

Unless they tell him not to talk about it.

Yeah, they might.

Which they could do, too.

That was fast, too.

That's it.

Now this will be interesting.

Eddie, everything OK?

- Yeah. - I can't imagine--

How bad could it have been?

[interposing voices]

I can't imaging watching Eddie on TV, just beep, beep, beep,

beep.

I'm very glad I did not bring that upon any of you's.

Ed-man, how was it? Good?

Yo, let me tell you.

It was Bozo the [muted] Clown in there.

All right, close your eyes, everybody.

- OK. - Close your eyes.

You're me.

All right?

You're me.

[interposing voices]

Must we close the eyes?

Close your eyes. You're me.

You didn't like it.

Close your eyes. You're me.

Everybody, close your eyes. [inaudible] close your eyes.

OK. - OK, OK.

This is your back.

[hands pounding]

Then the [muted] guy's jumping around like a clown, OK?

Meanwhile, you're supposed to be enjoying this.

Now he busted out this peppery smelling bull [muted]..

He's grunting. [GRUNTING] Dude, I almost

popped the guy's mouth down.

I almost busted his [muted] jaw loose.

Did you ever come off the table then?

- No. - So all the hopping and stuff--

[interposing voices] - Yeah, that was him.

We thought that was you.

No, I am [muted] laying on the table.

This dude's dancing like Tonto around the [muted] fire

next to me.

"Big Brother"-- - Did you see him?

No. He was just big--

[grunting]

Do you know what the hands felt like?

I didn't feel his hands.

The [muted] dude was chopping my back

and rubbing his elbow into my a*s.

It was a guy though, you're sure?

Oh, definitely.

Unless a woman goes [GRUNTING].

I never heard a woman go [GRUNTING].

I definitely should have sent your a*s in there.

Was it human?

Might have been.

What?

So did it actually seem like it

wasn't somebody in the house? - No, I didn't see nothing.

I had a blindfold on.

I had my head in the hole like this.

Didn't see nothing.

Oh, was it a massage chair?

What was all that click, click, click, click stuff?

Yeah, it was--

don't know.

I had [inaudible] blind.

I couldn't see [muted].

It was the table.

- Huh. - Yeah, it was interesting.

So--

That is weird.

I'll be--

I'll be surprised if I take--

I wonder if it would have been the same thing

if it had been a girl.

Oh, I'm sure.

That's strange.

Here we all thought you'd have a really nice massage, Eddie.

When you were done, did you ask for the voice?

No, obviously not.

Are you going to ask in the Red Room,

when you do Red Room tonight? - No.

I'm not going to say a word.

They know how I feel.

So did he say anything to you besides grunting?

No, just grunting.

That was it. [GRUNTING] I had him laughing.

It was funny though.

You're going to be laughing when you're getting stitches taken

out of your [muted] skull.

Oh, so he was laughing.

But he was [SNORTING], you know,

like when you laugh and try to hold it back.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, [inaudible].

So he was just trying to [muted]

with you and he wasn't--

What if it was Letterman or something?

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it was that.

But that's what went through my head as I was in there.

Is somebody famous screwing with you?

Is Robin Williams in there?

[laughter]

You know, I would have grabbed his arms.

If it was furry, I would have known

it would have been Williams.

I bet you that's what it was is

somebody that's known on CBS, like Kilborn or Letterman or--

Ray Romano or--

Yeah, somebody like, I bet.

Right.

Could you tell whether it was a guy or woman?

It was--

I'm pretty sure it was male. - Definitely a guy.

Yeah.

now, That would be cool though, actually.

- That would be cool, Eddie. - Yeah, it'd be cool.

My kidneys are in my a*s right now.

But yeah, it'd be cool.

[laughter]

Well, they'll come back out.

[laughter]

That's so weird.

That's so weird.

So, this dude was a [muted] clown.

I'm glad I did not bring that upon yous.

- Wonder what the hell it was. - I don't know.

But when I see the tape and I find this dude on the street,

you're definitely getting smacked, pal.

[inaudible]

So in other words, he just beat you up.

Yeah, he beat the [muted] out of me.

Thank god I threw the match.

[muted]

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[music playing]

The houseguests still wonder about the mystery masseuse.

[inaudible] but I really can't see [inaudible] funnier,

them telling a guest celebrity to ease up on me,

you know what I'm saying?

[interposing voices]

Well, I mean, no big deal.

Still, I mean, you got Letterman pounding on me,

dude, I ain't going to tell Letterman yo, ease up.

I'd be like yeah, bust his a*s.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, Letterman's actually-- it wasn't him,

I'll tell you that.

I don't know.

Oh my god.

Do you know who it was?

Mega.

Do you think?

He was a masseuse.

[interposing voices]

Oh.

Holy [muted]

[laughter]

- Oh my god! - See, I thought about that.

I thought about that. - Yeah.

Do you think? - I thought about that.

That would be, yeah.

That's totally--

- Ultra payback right there. - Ah.

See, I thought about it.

Just turn around and he's the massage guy.

And he would definitely say yeah, sure, I'll do it.

See, I thought about that.

- I'll pound on him. - And that's why--

[interposing voices]

Yeah, but he didn't know it was me.

That's funny.

- I bet. - Mm-hmm.

You think?

- Uh-huh. - Good call.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you know what?

I'll tell you this.

I don't think so.

Oh yeah?

Because the way that this guy was acting,

that wouldn't be Mega's style, like hopping around, dancing

and [muted] around the room.

That's true.

That's not Mega.

That's why I didn't think it was him.

OK.

The way this guy was acting, no.

Really?

I don't think it was him.

Yep, 'cause this guy was, like, you know,

just to have Mega come in.

I can see Mega just standing there, just pounding on me.

You know what I'm saying?

This guy was like making little sounds,

making songs on my back and [muted]..

It was probably Jordan.

[laughter]

It was Jordan.

No.

I don't know.

I could see Mega goofing, especially if they told him.

Yeah, but no, I still don't think so.

That makes sense that he would go in there

and be rough though.

Or do whatever, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

And that's why the mystery and the blindfolds

and all of that and not a super celebrity or whatever.

Do you think Mega would agree to that, though?

Yeah.

Do you think Mega would say yeah, he'd come and--

Yeah.

Once he knew it was Eddie.

- Probably. - Probably.

I don't think so, honestly.

I'm with Cassandra on that.

I don't think he would.

I'm not sure.

Especially-- I thought that he'd even

want to wash his hands--

I doubt he'd even want to get back involved with CBS and "Big

Brother" if he didn't have to--

That's true.

--never mind come back, fly all the way out of Philly, PA,

you know, spend time, at least a weekend away

from his girl [inaudible] piss away

a weekend to come back here.

You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

I don't see-- and again, this is Mega we're talking about.

I doubt it.

Doubt it.

He'd want to wash his hands of this,

because you know, he's not here or whatever, and that's it,

you know?

[music playing]

Brittany confesses to lying in the Red Room.

Brittany, what have you lied about?

[inaudible]

As in pressure to make up something?

No. [laughter]

They'll ask me a question.

And so I'll give them an answer--

Yeah.

--or I won't give an answer.

Then they'll just like keep asking, keep asking.

And then I crack.

And it's like, if I make something up that's not true,

they [inaudible].

Oh, really?

Uh-huh.

They ask me how I feel about certain things or--

if I don't want to talk about somebody,

you know, I'll just say something that will--

Oh my god.

[laughter]

You're just this false character.

Who are you?

A couple of times, I've gone in there and I've gone--

I was in yesterday and I lied about this today.

You did?

- What? - [LAUGHING] I totally did.

Really?

Really?

Oh my god, Brit.

What?

You're so getting thrown out next week.

[laughter]

You're crazy.

No.

I lie-- I lie but in a good way, not in a bad way.

Do you go off like Jordan used to go off, like [inaudible]??

Nuh-uh, not at all.

Actually, I lied a lot about her.

I was always like-- - Really?

Yes.

I was like, I'm totally fine.

She's not bothering me, 'cause I didn't want to be like,

oh my god, she's totally-- you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So that's what I mean by lying.

Now they're going to be like, Brittany, the door's

now locked.

You cannot leave until you open up.

Well, what's the difference between that

and just saying I don't feel like talking about it?

Nothing.

Um, one is a lie.

[laughter]

I mean, they're not like flat-out lies.

- They're white lies. - Yeah.

They're white lies. - They're white lies.

Yeah.

And they know I'm lying.

It's totally obvious.

Well, they do now.

Now it's real obvious.

It's a stated fact.

You know why it's not bad that I lie?

Why?

How are you going to justify it this time?

This is how I'm going to justify it this time--

OK.

--is because what I tell them is how

I've decided I want to feel.

And if don't feel that way but I want to feel that way,

they hear out of my mouth what I want to feel.

So when you lie about your credentials

on a job application, totally fine, 'cause that's what

I want to be.

If you feel that way--

If I want to be that.

[inaudible] from a doctor.

[laughter]

Are you a virgin?

Or do you feel like a virgin?

[laughter]

Actually a virgin.

[inaudible]

OK, in my opinion in here with you guys,

I'm going to be honest with you guys.

And really that's the only way to be.

I think Brittany might have--

when she said that she wasn't quite honest with you guys,

people always kind of remember that too.

Maybe she isn't being honest with us,

you know, with the way she maybe talks

about us, so on and so forth.

That could really maybe down the road

come back to haunt her, because--

how should I put this?

If you're not going to be honest with it,

don't say nothing at all.

It ain't like you guys are going to come out and put a hammer

to our head and beat on us or take

our food away or shut the water down

or anything else like this.

If you're not going to be honest with you guys,

don't bother saying nothing at all.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: The houseguests received

their next week-long challenge, a dance marathon.

Dancing.

Dance marathon.

[interposing voices]

Oh no.

Put on your dancing shoes and get ready to shimmy,

shake, rattle, and roll.

Is everybody here?

Your challenge for the week will be a nonstop dance marathon.

You must create a schedule whereby two of you

will be dancing with some part of your bodies

touching hours a day, starting at PM today

through this coming Friday.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god.

While you're dancing, you must wear your "Big Brother"

dance card on your back.

You will be given earpiece receivers through which

you'll hear the dance music.

Oh, cool.

Two spare ear pieces will be provided

so that the houseguests about to cut in

may do so without stopping the dance.

You may replace each other on the dance floor

either one or two at a time.

In the middle of the night, you're

going to be dancing like this-- [interposing voices]

There must also be at least two people

dancing at [inaudible] time.

The cut in must be ex*cuted in a formal manner

by tapping on the shoulder of the houseguest

you are about to replace.

What's considered dancing?

- Moving. - Moving.

Moving two parts of the body [inaudible]..

When the call for all dance is heard,

all houseguests must stop whatever they're doing,

report to the yard, and commence dancing through the duration

of the song.

When the call for all dance, which could be any time of day.

Exactly.

The challenge will be lost if the dance ever

stops before Friday at noon.

[interposing voices]

That's a long time to dance.

[music playing]

This could be a tough one.

And we got a ball.

We got a ball.

A disco ball.

[interposing voices]

There's lights set up now for it too.

Oh, that's kind of cool.

OK, that's nice.

I'm willing to go %.

Basically we're just going to get no sleep is

what it's going to amount to.

All right.

I definitely see-- I definitely see them nabbing us.

I see them looking to get us, 'cause right now--

they want us to wager right now.

And then they'll decide what rules they're going to give us.

So if we go %, we're going to [inaudible]..

- OK. - OK.

I'm with [inaudible]. [interposing voices]

Let's go safe.

Let's go safe.

is [inaudible]

[inaudible] go or .

I'm with Ed.

%?

%?

I'm cool with it.

[interposing voices]

Let's do it.

.

OK, we're bidding %.

NARRATOR: OK, thank you.

At o'clock, the challenge will commence.

[interposing voices]

So we better snooze for a little bit.

[inaudible]

I'll go first.

I like to dance during the day.

I mean, I like to be out here during the daytime.

I am a day dancer.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: In just three days, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be Thursday on a live edition

of "Big Brother."

[music playing]

This is intense competition.

Intense.

This is amazing.

The "Big Brother" dance marathon has begun with goofy music.

They're playing elevator music right now.

How's it going guys?

We're being bored with the music.

Already?

It's terrible.

Somebody slow me down.

It's getting hard [inaudible].

I need to move these chairs.

Oh, Cassandra.

Just slow it down, baby.

I can barely keep up.

Only till Friday, you guys.

Not too long.

Oh, yes.

Today's only Sunday.

And we're only one hour in.

[MUSIC - JONATHAN CLARKE, "LIVE"]

[singing] Live, 'cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

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[music playing]