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01x38 - Episode 38

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

01x38 - Episode 38

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Who said, I'd do a guy before I'd kiss him?

[laughter]

You ain't got to worry about me on that one!

I didn't say that.

I know Britt or Cassandra wouldn't say that.

My guess would have been Jordan, but she's not here.

I didn't say it!

Big brother?

Or Karen.

I didn't say it.

[laughter]

I am not sleeping in a room with you!

Whoa!

Ah! Sloshie!

[laughter] - Sloshie!

All right, I got it.

I--

[theme music]

[music playing]

This is better than laying about.

And we're talking. So it's cool.

Mm-hm, exactly.

It's fine.

It's definitely fine.

I have it.

But I find it was so funny that you guys

don't want to dance together.

No, not at all.

What was it?

Especially if we have to touch.

[laughs]

Well, the girls are going to--

I'm sure [inaudible]--

Girls dancing is fine.

Well, why?

I don't know.

Tell me what--

Because girls do dance together.

Boys do not.

- Why? - I don't know.

We just don't.

You have to put your finger on it for me, though.

Can't.

Explain it.

It's-- I don't know.

I don't get that, because I'd be totally fine

dancing with Britt or Jamie. - I don't know.

You know how certain things just give you the willies,

and you don't know why?

Yeah.

There it is.

[laughter]

There, I put my finger on it.

OK, all right.

Well, we'll accommodate.

I don't really think it's h*m*.

Like, I don't really care about--

no.

Mm.

I'd more willingly dance with George,

though, than the others. You know what I mean?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

OK.

Because, you know, George is a big, sweet, dad figure.

I could dance with George.

- Yeah-- yeah. - I'm not dancing with--

- Yeah. - --other young guys though.

OK.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Curtis with the moves!

Whoo!

NARRATOR: The houseguests plan their shifts

for the dance marathon.

[laughter]

You're going to have--

You know how some people don't move their bodies?

[inaudible] - --a good break.

It's Curtis for an hour.

No, we're going two.

We're going to do two hours at night?

Are we going to do that?

Or are we going to stick with a buck apiece?

- You seem so soft! - [inaudible]

You can--

What did we say, Jamie?

Between two and three hours, depending on who it is.

Whatever you think you can do, basically.

Yeah, between an hour and a half to--

[inaudible] able to rise.

Mm-hm.

Between an hour and a half to two and a half for the guys.

And then we'll deal with [inaudible]

three for the girls.

OK, Yeah.

We need a longer rotation for us.

Unbelievable!

Oh, [inaudible]--

I don't mind dancing with a dude.

It don't bother me. - Me neither.

[inaudible]

So guys, you know--

I thought, if we just touch like that.

Oh, I'm going to hold Josh's [muted]..

[laughter]

Yeah, and I was going to let you too.

[laughter]

Yeah, I know.

But honestly, I don't mind dancing with a dude.

It's cool-- understandable.

You know what I'm saying though?

So don't even stress.

It's a good challenge, though.

I have to tell you that.

But I do believe it's going to be kind of a hard one to do,

that's for sure.

Also, with the women--

since they're one short, us guys decided we're going

to just touch one another.

And that's cool.

And we're still going to dance.

And we're going to fill in.

We figured out a way where it doesn't look-- you know,

it doesn't look like--

ah, what do I say?

You want to be real careful about what you say.

But it doesn't look like we're companions

or anything else like that.

We're going to do it in a way where it'll look proper--

put it that way.

But it isn't fair to the women to have

to go on ahead and do all this when we do have an extra guy.

I was more than willing to do this.

I didn't have a problem with it whatsoever.

Like, the way we had it lined up--

me and Josh talked about-- a guy could just touch an arm.

Because he's very protective about something.

Like, this is Eddie.

And Eddie actually mentioned it at the dinner table.

He says, you know, guys, I would be

willing to dance with one of the guys

so that the women could take a break.

And you know what that shows me is that Eddie

is a real team player.

NARRATOR: George gets ready for his turn on the dance floor.

And George can't get the rhythm out of his step.

[snapping]

It's that groovy music.

He's totally dancing in the kitchen.

Save it for the dance floor, George.

[laughter]

Have two guys danced together yet?

Mm-mm.

Boy, if Jordan was here, it'd be a lot more entertaining.

What's that?

I said, if Jordan was here, it'd

be a lot more entertaining.

Oh, that would be, wouldn't it?

Just think, we could stick a pole out there?

[laughter]

Oh, come on [inaudible].

Did I just say that?

[loud laughter]

Sorry, that came out a little bit too fast and easy.

Sorry.

HOST: Good morning, houseguests.

Alert-- this is an all dance.

This is an all dance.

If you can assemble within seconds.

It's really sucky.

All right, let's go, baby.

Mm.

Come on.

More of that.

- Oh, sh*t. - Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Mm.

Yeah.

[music playing]

[snapping]

What the hell is this?

[laughter]

Look at George.

[laughter]

I really have to pee too.

I know [inaudible].

Mm.

Oh, gosh.

[whistling]

[inaudible]

So--

Go back to bed, y'all.

Good job, guys.

All right.

Whatever "Big Brother" throws at us, as long

as we keep our heads about us--

Mm-hm.

--and support each other, we can handle it.

Yeah.

And you know, whoever is left at the end will have persevered

and will be really proud, I think,

of what they've accomplished.

And those who leave now, as well, I think--

Oh, that's neat.

--should just walk out with their heads held high.

Looking back, if you were the first or second to leave,

you have no idea what "Big Brother" is about.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

- You have no clue. - Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. - No clue!

And it's wild. I mean--

- Mm-mm. - --no idea.

Mm-hm.

And Karen would always complain that I didn't talk

enough and stuff and all that.

And I remember in high school, like, you know how there's

people that are really popular and people that whatever

and whenever?

And I could always be in groups, but I never felt like I fit in.

And I think it's because I never felt like I

knew how to be in a group--

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

--a small group.

Mm-hm.

And it's so weird, because, for the first time, I'm--

I'm learning that--

- OK. - --or whatever.

- OK. - And I can see it.

Like, I'm feeling more comfortable--

- OK, right. - --or whatever.

Right. I understand.

This is challenging all of your traits

and your standards-- all of it.

And it's challenging them in the public eye.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

But it's challenging them in the sense

that you can't not be you, because you

have to struggle between--

everything you do is in the public eye.

Yet, everything you do will affect

whether or not you stay here. - Exactly.

- And it's two-- - Exactly-- exactly.

- --conflicting, pulling-- - Exactly.

- --tug-of-wars. - Exactly.

Mm-hm.

Yep.

And it just challenges--

I agree with.

--all that.

- It's true. - I understand--

It's true.

--why most people would never step foot in this house.

Oh, I think, % of all Americans would be like,

are you crazy?

I'd never try that.

Mm-hm.

We are revolutionaries.

We break gender barrier for marathon dance now.

[inaudible]-- oh-no.

Oh-no.

The time has come.

May I reluctantly cut in?

Let me shut my eyes from view.

This is not happening.

This is not happening. - What's up, dude?

You know, I don't know what's happening here.

OK, it's cool.

Hey, what's up?

Ha-ha.

Hey-- here.

Yeah, this isn't happening.

Uh-huh.

I'll just pretend you're a girl with man-hands.

Yeah.

[laughter]

[romantic music]

My [inaudible].

NARRATOR: Curtis discusses the upcoming nominations.

And for me, it's never really been about like or dislike

or other reasons like that.

I guess, the predominant reason that I usually

choose for nominating is, like, who do I

happen to spend more time with?

Or if I were using that criteria today, I guess,

it would be Eddie and George.

I guess, I talk to those two guys

the least, although I think they're great guys.

Something could happen in the next week.

Who knows?

And the way people act and their character, I think,

unfolds under time and under different situations.

And here, time moves, in certain respects, very quickly.

And it could be, within the next week,

that I would nominate somebody else.

So as of today, if I had to do it,

that's who I would probably nominate.

I have no idea what will happen.

NARRATOR: In just two days, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be, Thursday on a live edition

of "Big Brother."

The daily challenge was to match the quote

to the house guest who said it.

Each person was allowed only one wrong answer.

Whose favorite TV show is "Sex in the City?"

I know, I think.

Cassandra?

Whoo-hoo!

Mm-hm hm-hm.

-- whose ideal partner would be Christian,

but wild and crazy.

I say, Curtis.

Yeah.

Number -- who has attended Burning Man?

[laughter]

Gaw!

That was so easy!

So easy!

You're in, Eddie.

Easy.

Number one, who said, I'd do a guy before I'd kissed him.

[laughter]

You ain't got to worry about me on that one.

I know I didn't say that.

I know Britt or Cassandra wouldn't say that.

My guess would have been Jordan, but she's not here.

I didn't say it.

Big Brother?

Or Karen.

I didn't say it.

[laughter]

I am not sleeping in a room with you!

Whoa!

Ah!

Sloshie!

All right, I got to explain that one.

[interposing voices]

I knew you were looking at me strange, G!

[laughter]

Oh!

sl*t!

Oh!

[interposing voices]

OK.

Curtis--

That's number .

Good lord.

Me and a friend had a conversation one time--

Is it the second on the list?

[inaudible] You don't [inaudible] second

on the [inaudible], do you? - --what would be worse?

To kiss a guy or to do a guy.

Oh.

And we said, at least you could close your eyes

and imagine that it wasn't a guy.

But if your kissing, you just know.

It's just too intimate.

Yeah, it's just-- it's worse.

I think, you close your eyes, you know you're doing a guy.

[laughter]

Ah!

Slosh!

[inaudible] to Cassandra.

No wonder you wanted to dance with me, right?

[laughter]

OK, number five-- who worked at Taco Bell?

- I got to say Slosh. - Yep.

- Yep. - Yep.

- Yeah. - I just learned that today.

[laughter] - Yeah.

Wait. Put it in the second.

- So we've learned two things-- - Wrong one.

Wrong one.

--about Slosh today.

[laughter]

All right, who wanted to bring a guitar, a coffee maker, and a

Bible into the House with them?

I'm going to have to guess, Jamie.

Mm-hm.

- [inaudible] - OK.

All right, I'm out.

You're out?

I'm going to eat.

This one is so difficult.

What?

Read, please.

Britt, come on.

Come on, Britt.

Get it together.

Get it together.

Number -- which houseguest has one leg?

Why couldn't I draw that one?

[SINGING] I got one leg!

You!

[SINGING] I got one leg!

- Good one, Eddie. - Eddie--

Damn!

Why couldn't I draw that one. - What is that?

I knew that one.

I get coffee makers and guitars.

Exactly.

Oh, -- who describes themselves as loud,

spontaneous, and honest?

I'll go with Britters.

- Maybe, I don't know. - Ah!

Oh.

I'm out.

I kind of like this one though.

- This one's funny. - Yeah, this is fun.

This is cool.

Except for Sloshie.

[laughter]

There's fear with him.

Number three, Big Brother, who was on their high school

swim team?

Sloshie! - Whoo-hoo!

Yay!

Yeah!

Yay, Sloshqua.

Just put it in here.

And I know why he liked the swim team now.

[laughter]

That is terrible!

Ah!

It sucks to be you, man.

You ain't never going to live that down, Sloshie.

Never, ever, ever am I going to live that down.

Sloshie has a whole new group of fans.

Oh, Sloshi-wan.

Hm.

Who said drinking is a gift?

And I'm going to go with Eddie.

No.

- Sorry, Cassandra. - I don't think I said that.

You said that, George?

Oh!

Whoo-hoo!

If you could bring three things

into the "Big Brother" house, who said cash,

charge card, and pictures?

[laughter]

Why would someone want to bring

charge cards into the house?

Who's not super bright?

[laughter]

Jamie?

I don't think I said that.

[high-pitched giggle]

[laughter]

Me!

[inaudible] George.

We could have eaten so much better

if George had brought his Visa.

Which house guest has won--

OK, should we skip this one?

No.

- It's you? - Mm-hm.

Go ahead, Jamie. What does it--

OK, George, I'll have a story to tell you later tonight.

Which houseguest has won a tiara before a national audience?

I think I might know the answer to that now.

Sloshie?

Hollywood? You win?

- So who's left? - Am I the only--

- Just you two? - --person in?

- I've been out. - Oh, you're--

- I'm out. - So--

- So you won? - Hollywood just won.

- Hollywood, you won. - Whoo-hoo!

All right, good job.

[cheering]

Hey, hey!

If I were you, I'd definitely--

Good job, Hollywood.

--hand that prize over to somebody else.

Need a massage?

HOST: George is the last to know that Jamie

is Miss Washington, USA.

- Hey, Curtis-- - Yes.

- --you'll like this one though. - What?

I didn't know what a tiara was.

[laughter]

I thought it was, like, a swimsuit brand or something.

Oh.

[inaudible],, OK, you wore a swimsuit.

I was thinking of the "Baywatch" thing.

Mm.

Mm.

That's what I was thinking.

She is a woman of mystery.

I had no idea.

Yeah, are the pictures amazing though?

I don't want to get my feet into your guys' bed.

- Yeah. - That was cool.

Yeah.

[clears throat]

I shall cover up.

[laughter]

Give me on that one.

Yes!

[laughter]

Does Sloshie look sad?

[laughter]

Do you want Brittney and I to snuggle you all night?

Oh, yes.

[laughter]

He's going to love [inaudible] now.

That might be good for you, [inaudible]..

[laughter]

[interposing voices] [laughter]

I think we talked about this.

And then you dressed up in a triangle.

I know.

That's what I was just thinking.

And [inaudible] pumps.

- Oh now! - Ah, Sloshie!

- No. - He dressed up in a what?

A triangle? - No!

- A drag outfit, right? - Yeah.

No, Sloshie.

I sat there.

And I go--

[chuckling noises]

[laughter]

I was saying that I had no idea who that was.

I'm like, Jordan?

What?

I couldn't think of who would say that.

- Sloshie. - Yeah.

Well, because Jordan had said something

like that in that conversation, that kissing

was really intimate.

And it was like she'd gotten this big--

Yeah, and she would strip.

It reminded me of "Pretty Woman."

Like, you remember how, in "Pretty Woman"--

- Yes. - [inaudible]

- You don't kiss. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And she was like, oh, it takes so much for me to kiss someone.

And I'm with that philosophy too.

[laughter]

- Yeah-- yeah-- - You're no--

- --boy. - --g*y.

[laughter]

Skip the kissing.

[laughter]

Whoo!

You got torpedoed!

[laughter]

He starts screaming.

For god sakes!

Oh, you got torpedoed, man.

[laughter]

Hee.

You need to paint a symbol on your mask, now, Slutty.

Oh.

No.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

It's no big deal.

We're giving you [muted].

[laughter]

Oh, sh*t.

Give me a [inaudible].

- It's no big deal, Slosh. - [inaudible]

Poor Slosh, man.

Oh, good one.

Well, it's not the worst.

People will think you're bi.

[laughter]

You're not helping, Britt.

Sloshie, look at the bright side.

Oh--

[laughter]

You're so not helping.

You haven't really said--

Yeah, look at the bright side, Slosh.

Aren't you up next, Josh?

What bright side?

You could be bi.

[laughter]

Bad, George.

Man, you took that one in the wazoo, man.

Don't say that.

I didn't take it anywhere.

[laughter]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, man, Slosh.

Oh-oh.

Oh--

- Oh, that's funny. - --boy.

No big deal.

Nah!

Yeah! Tried to--

Except for Georgie.

Try to pimp him up a little bit.

Come on.

[laughter]

Just going back in our room, quick.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Oh, f*ck.

It's OK.

[inaudible] try to [inaudible]..

Ready? - I'm going to go back to sleep.

How about you?

Yeah, I'll sleep too.

[giggles]

You're all sitting on the couch, looking back and forth.

Yeah, I was too.

- You're like-- I was all-- - --uh--

--oh, no. I have to confess.

[giggles]

I feel so bad for you.

I feel bad for me too.

[inaudible] about it.

Mm.

Not that you're one of them.

Whoo!

All right, good job.

[cheering]

NARRATOR: Tune in to a special Thursday night

live edition of "Big Brother" to see Jamie get rewarded

for winning the challenge.

[music - "live"]

JONATHAN CLARKE: [SINGING] Live, 'cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

Live!

Be a part of the chain, the chain that can't tie this.

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[music playing]

[music playing]