01x64 - Episode 64

[bunniefuu]

Throw the red ball over the fence.

You have to kick it over.

Well, drop-kicking is no big whoop.

I can't drop-kick, dammit.

This is true.

[laughter]

You have to drop-kick it then.

[laughter]

And if I do, you guys have to pamper me.

[laughter]

Agreed?

Without the crutches.

Fine.

I bet you could totally do it.

Ready?

[kicks ball]

Oh!

[cheering]

[laughs]

[theme music]

The houseguests must perform the "Is It News or Not?"

Challenge.

Each will be asked three true or false questions.

They've wagered % of their grocery

allowance, which means they are allowed

to miss % of their answers.

So here we go, Josh.

Get them, Slosh.

I don't know.

I am here.

First question, Josh, Jordan to debut the "Big Brother

" single on her new show.

False.

That is incorrect.

Whoa.

Whoa!

[laughter]

You're kidding me!

No way!

[yells]

Hey, that's better than missing it.

[laughter]

That's way better than missing it.

- That's cool. - Whoa.

Go, Jordan.

Number two, Garth Brooks and LeAnn Rimes

photographed while nude sunbathing on Fort Myers Beach.

[chuckles] I hope that's false.

That is correct.

All right.

Brittany's mother and George's wife square

off on a CBS News show.

We said false.

That is incorrect.

Whoa!

Hey, the answers are better than missing them.

[laughter]

That's where we started.

We have gossip.

We have something to talk about all week.

Wow.

Wow.

Or we don't know anything.

of wrong so far, Jamie.

I'm in shock already, OK.

[laughter]

Can you believe that?

Not yet.

Go, Jordan.

Wow.

I hope your show sucks.

[laughter]

Guess who's never going to be a guest.

[laughter]

Number one, "Playgirl" magazine,

September issue "Men of Reality,"

includes a mega spread.

[chuckles] We went back and forth on this one, and we

came to the answer of true.

Incorrect.

Ah, OK.

I told you they're waiting for the studs.

Oh, so they are waiting for Eddie and Josh then and Curtis.

[laughs] Why the delay?

[laughter]

Number two, Barbara Walters vanishes

for four mysterious days, turns up in Monte Carlo as a redhead.

False.

Correct.

Number three, nude photos of "Big Brother"

houseguests on internet.

False.

We're hoping.

- Incorrect. - Oh!

Oh!

[laughing]

It's time to be naked.

No!

[laughing] I hope it was nude photos

of the other houseguests.

Yeah, me too.

[laughter]

Oh, my gosh.

Please put me on a nice body.

Oh, my gosh.

I hope I'm on a two-legged body.

We have of .

Oh, my gosh.

All right.

I can't even--

go Curtis.

Curtis, whatever you think, go the opposite.

[laughs]

Seriously.

Number one, Josh named to "People Magazine's" Top

Eligible Bachelor List.

Well, now I'm not so sure.

But our answer as a group is false.

- Correct. - Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Congratulations, I guess.

[laughter]

Number two, Rosie O'Donnell, big Eddie fan.

Oh, we all think that's true.

Correct.

Yeah!

- Woo! - Go Eddie.

[laughs]

Yes.

Nice.

All right.

Number three, "Teen Magazine" reports "'Big Brother' Jamie

spawns a lip gloss trend."

False.

We took a vote, and it was unanimous.

It's true.

It was not unanimous.

[laughing]

- Incorrect. - Oh.

Yeah!

No, bad, we're starving.

[laughter]

Told you guys.

[laughter]

OK, no pressure, huh?

Eddie, let's get to it.

All right, Eddie.

of have been missed.

- Oh, no. - Eddie at the podium.

So we can't miss any.

Oh wait, we have .

We can miss one.

Number one, location for next big reality

show, Mir Space Station.

False.

Incorrect.

Wha-- whoa.

No way.

- Wow. - OK.

Got to get these next two right.

You have to get the next two right.

- Good god. - Thanks, guys.

[laughs]

Not looking so good for us.

Number two, Olivia Newton John agrees to star in "Grease

Again" for $ million.

False.

Correct.

And finally.

Eddie, number three--

[laughs]

--Brittany signed by major Hollywood talent agency.

For her sake and for the sake of the challenge,

I hope that's true.

Correct.

[cheering]

Woo!

Nice.

You have passed your final exam and successfully completed

your last Week-long Challenge.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

As a bonus for winning their challenge,

the houseguests were each given the answer to one

headline of their choice.

All right, I would like to know if there is a basketball

fund with the National Wheelchair Basketball

Association in my name.

NWBA sets up the Eddie Wheelchair Fund.

Yes.

True.

Woo!

Hey, cool.

Nice.

I'd like to know if we got leaked a naked shower cam

or whatever into the Grammys, the Latin Grammys.

It's funny if it happened.

That's what I think.

And it'd be nice to be prepared for it if it's true.

[laughs]

It'd give me a good laugh.

"Big Brother" shower cam feed bleeds into Latin Grammys.

False.

Thank god.

[laughter]

I want to know if Karen has her own food show on the Food

Network, 'cause we at least have some information about what

all the other houseguests are.

And I just want to know how Karen's doing.

It'd be great if that were true.

"Cooking with Karen" to debut next spring

on the Food Network?

True.

True?

- False. - Oh.

Doh!

I want to know if the "Wizard of Oz" video is true,

'cause it'll be hilarious.

There's a short film on the internet with Jamie as Glenda

the good witch of the North, George is the cowardly lion,

Josh is the tin woodsman.

And Curtis is the mayor of Munchkinland.

True?

True.

Yes.

[laughter]

I knew it.

That was too weird to have been made up.

I want to know who everyone else is.

I want to know Karen and Jordan and Mega and Eddie.

I'm so one of those monkeys.

[squawking]

[laughs]

No, you're Toto.

Toto?

Dammit, I want to be a monkey!

Probably, but you're Toto.

[chuckles]

I want to be a monkey!

[laughter]

Josh has some concerns about Cassandra's upcoming visit.

I'm thinking I want to tell Cassandra that I

don't want to know anything.

- Really? - Yeah.

OK.

OK, you can do that.

I've been thinking about it too.

Are you one of the types that would want

to know the sex of your baby?

The what?

Like, do you want to know if you're

going to have a boy or a girl, or you want to wait till--

- No. - Really?

I definitely would want to know.

Definitely, without a doubt, I'd want to know.

I don't like being surprised.

We're talking about Cassandra coming.

And I think I've decided that I don't want

to know anything about myself from her or from anyone

before I leave.

I think it would probably distract me a little bit.

And I don't want to be distracted right now.

I just want to have fun and just live

like I have been living here, just having a good time

and laughing and joking with everyone and all that.

And I don't want that to change.

So I'm not willing to risk that yet.

What's up, slacker?

What'd you do?

[chuckles] I talked to the interrogator.

I told him I didn't want to know anything from Cassandra.

OK.

Did he say that was cool?

Yeah.

He said it's fine.

Did he say when she's coming?

No.

They're going to walk in the room.

We'll all be like grinning.

[laughter]

Pointing and laughing at you, most likely.

No, no, no, I told him I'd hear things about you guys,

or whatever, just not about myself.

Oh, OK.

What's the rationale for that?

Um, that, like, while I'm here, I told him--

I said, you know, I still feel like the same person

I walked in as.

And I don't want to feel any different while I'm here.

You shouldn't.

No, I know, exactly.

And I thought-- you know, I said that probably

would distract me.

And I just want to have a good time for the rest of the week

that I'm here, the way we've been living it.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Although it kind of suggests if you learn information,

you think you would change?

No, it just would distract me a little bit.

And what about information about us, thought?

It wouldn't distract me, because like we

know stuff about Britney and Jordan now,

and I still feel the same.

Yeah, but--

They're not here.

--they're not here.

Yeah, I wouldn't change, though.

At first, I'm like, oh, that's crazy.

I mean, who would want to know everything?

Um, especially if she's going to come in and I'm, like, oh,

is Josh just going to just sit in another room the entire time

or what?

But I kind of get it now.

It's like there's something to be said about,

I guess, the element of surprise when you

finally do walk out of here.

And also, I think Josh's reasoning is that he doesn't

want whatever information about him

to change him while he's here, although he'll only be here

for, you know, , , , days.

So I don't know if I--

I kind of get that, but I don't know.

But I don't what negative information

or negative stuff there could be about Josh out there.

And if that's what he's trying to keep from us,

then you know, all right.

Then I guess he'll keep it from us for a couple days.

[chuckles]

The houseguests are about to experience

a different kind of "Big Brother," the board game.

Oh, my gosh.

Is this really a game?

Did you make this up?

No way.

Have fun.

[laughs]

You guys, this is crazy.

What?

Look at this thing?

[laughs] No way.

"Based on the hit TV series.

Copyright ."

We have to play.

Let's play.

Watch us get them all wrong.

[laughter]

You want to play here?

Yeah, let's play right here.

- I want to be Eddie. - We're narcissists.

[chuckles]

I want to be me.

So we each get ballot cards.

Are we voting-- yet again, voting each other out.

This is pretty cool.

Or lame, we don't know yet.

It goes clockwise.

Is it me?

Yeah, no, it's clockwise to Josh.

Clockwise for the Josh.

[throw dice]

Eight, so you start in the pink,

and then you go , , , , , .

Oh, you're in the pantry.

Pantry, hey!

[laughs]

You are in the pantry getting soap for someone.

[laughs]

What's that mean?

As soon as you enter, place cast a vote for the person

you believe needs a soap bar.

[laughter]

That's an easy one.

Give me my soap.

Oh, that would be Eddie.

[laughter]

Smelly.

All right, we're invited to a friend's house

to watch a movie, but it turns out to be X-rated.

Who'd say, I've got a splitting headache

and leaves early to avoid the show?

None of us? [laughter]

It'd be Curtis.

[laughter]

Yellow.

How much do you make?

Some jobs pay more than others.

Whom do you think is underpaid and deserves more?

That would, like, be for people at home playing.

Yes we are just contestants here in the show.

[laughter] - This is our job.

[laughter] - What is your job?

We're all underpaid, man.

What is your job, man?

Oh, I'm a layabout.

[laughter]

Yeah, the way I see it is that a person coming in here,

you know, in terms of former houseguests or anybody,

when given the release by you, that they can tell any

and all information is wonderful in terms of preparedness

and to prepare us.

Cassandra was a wiser move.

And, you know, I support the g*ng in choosing Cassandra,

without a doubt.

If I know Cassandra at all, I know

that within to hours, she had seen all the tapes

and read almost any and every article written about the show

to be prepared for any interviews

that she might undergo through the media and just, you know,

make herself aware of any and every

aspects and views of the show.

She's just a knowledgeable person.

I mean, she's a very wise woman.

[laughs] It was so bad.

Try again.

Your challenge is of a classified nature.

Once you have gone over these instructions

and receive your individual assignments in the Red Room.

These instructions must be destroyed

by means of the incineration in the barbecue.

Awesome! Fire.

- Fire. - Fire.

Fire.

The challenge, after a random selection of your roles,

one of you will be-- now how do you pronounce this word?

"Sabatua"? - Yeah.

"Sabatua"?

"Sabatua," while the other three

will be agents individually trying to catch

the "sabatua" in the act.

[chuckles] Is that how you pronounce it?

Saboteur.

Saboteur.

Say "sabatua."

That's kind of cool.

Saboteur will be given an assignment

to manipulate some aspect of life

in the "Big Brother" house.

In order to win this challenge, one of the agents

must discover both the saboteur and his or her

covert operation.

If no agent does this by noon on Monday, the saboteur wins.

Wins what?

You may not speak nor elude to any aspect of this challenge

with your fellow houseguests.

Doing so will mean immediate forfeit of the challenge.

In summary, agents, each of you has

the opportunity to identify the saboteur

and the act of sabotage.

This must be done in the Red Room.

You have only one guess.

Saboteur, you will receive your assignment in the Red Room.

You must remain undetected through Monday at noon.

The Saboteur Challenge has a special reward.

The agent who first identifies the saboteur and the deed

or if the saboteur eludes the agents, that houseguest will

get to keep the actual "Big Brother" television

set you guys have used during the live show.

[laughs] That was a nice TV.

[laughter]

I want the flatscreen Trinitron.

Listen, Every Boy, Sweater Man, it's our turn.

[laughter]

I just get beat up.

[laughs] All right, cool, so a Trinitron at stake.

Yes, go ahead and pick a card.

Look at it yourself.

OK.

You are an agent.

You are an agent.

You may not discuss your position

with anybody in the house.

- OK. - Is that clear?

Sure.

OK.

I'm sitting right here.

Do I have to show you what it is?

[chuckles]

Aha, you are the saboteur.

That would be me.

It will be your mission, to every day, starting today,

set the potato clock back one half hour.

Oh, crap, you know, I've never set that stupid clock.

I'd have to figure out how to do it.

OK.

Let us just see it.

Sure.

All right, so let me get this straight.

I'm going to really read the directions.

But I have to find the person who is the saboteur.

And they have to alter something in the house or something?

They will be manipulating some aspect of life in the house.

OK.

Shall we go burn it?

Yeah.

Ready?

Cool.

Burn, puto, burn.

Good luck, everybody, but I'll be watching

the tapes on my new Trinitron.

[laughter]

Yep, yep.

It's even theoretically possible

that, like, viewers or story editors would know us better

than we might know each other.

Oh, yeah, I would think so.

Because they can see every single thing about us.

Yeah, I always thought that they probably do.

Yeah, 'cause I guess if some people hold back or do things

in the Red Room or say, you know, that they wouldn't do

elsewise, like yeah, sure.

But then I think it couldn't be.

I'm thinking the Red Room might be totally shocking.

Do you think?

Yeah.

Hmm, shocking seems too strong of a word.

Yeah, maybe not shocking.

It's just like this point--

Interesting would be a better word.

OK, maybe interesting.

I mean, having lived here for like straight weeks,

I just can't imagine that somebody here--

--just throw you way of guard.

He's a different person than they are.

Yeah, that's true.

I don't think you can be.

Eventually, you're just going to be yourself, you know.

Yeah.

Or I guess if you are different in there,

I just can't imagine that like the public

would let you stay here.

Yeah.

You know?

Well, maybe they haven't.

Yeah, maybe that's true.

Maybe people who have gone before--

but then I don't know, I thought I had a good sense

of everybody who's left before.

It's nice, because by the time each person left, I felt that--

I mean, I thought I had a pretty good relationship with.

I kind of liked everybody.

Yeah, I don't feel like I'd be on any hard terms with anyone--

I hope.

[laughing]

Just so you don't make this right now.

b*stards.

[laughter]

Oh, we want to be you friends.

I know.

I have fond memories of you.

[laughs]

I hope you feel the same.

[laughter]

Tomorrow night, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be on a live edition of "Big Brother."

It's tough now, because at this point,

it almost becomes more than a game, because there's

a lot of money involved.

And I think that money could help people,

and it could change their lives.

You know, the decision should be thought out thoroughly,

I think, at this point.

I'm just basically thinking to myself, who is this money

going to help the most?

And that's my main concern.

Do you have any thoughts on that?

At this point, none that I would

like to share, 'cause I haven't thought

it out thoroughly enough.

Definitely, by nomination time, you'll

get a full spiel out of me.

[chuckles]

Tomorrow night, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be on a live edition of "Big Brother."

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[theme music]