01x69 - Episode 69

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We won, bro.

This is cool.

We're making it to the last day.

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ANNOUNCER: Coming up, the final three houseguests live it up,

but first, Jamie, Curtis, Eddie, and Josh

remember their favorite "Big Brother" moments.

I wasn't thinking conversations.

I was thinking just the funniest thing I'd seen.

George eating that time.

Oh.

You all right?

Yeah.

That was pretty cool.

He busted that [muted] up.

Old man bites the b*llet.

[inaudible], bro.

I bit that one pretty good, didn't I?

You bounced three times.

Let's hope that's on film.

The old man bites the b*llet.

Water basketball was funny.

It was just brutal.

I mean, everybody had scratches and bruises.

I got it.

No, you don't have it.

That's not the ball, George.

George, get your hand off me.

Oh, I see George fighting the hose too.

That was a good one.

[interposing voices]

Oh.

Oh, this damn thing.

I thought you falling on your a*s

was pretty funny while taking a shower.

You didn't even see it, man.

[interposing voices]

You were just barely getting up.

I was like nothing happened.

Yo, Slosh?

How thin should I go?

You all right?

How thin should I go?

You OK?

Yeah.

I think you should leave it how it is.

- You think so? - Yeah.

You need thinner, [inaudible] .

Think so?

Yeah.

Thanks, George.

Yeah, that was funny though.

I know the dude's on the camera crew saw that.

That was coming.

Walking in on Brittany.

Oh.

It was Jamie, and I almost cut myself.

I couldn't even stand.

Oh.

Oh, [muted].

You have to knock.

It totally didn't occur to me.

I am changing my tampon, you little [muted]..

I don't want you walking in on me when I'm doing that.

Curtis, Curtis, Curtis.

I didn't know that's what you were doing.

I'm sorr- why did you have to tell me?

Oh, [muted].

OK, now I can't even pee, I'm nervous.

I'm sorry.

Think how horrified I am.

George when he mislaunched the space suit and the tonic

blew up in his face.

He steps out and falls on his a*s.

OK, guys.

Here he goes.

Uh-oh, ladies and gentlemen.

The chickens gone.

I have not yet seen a chicken blast off, but I'm waiting.

And are those your penny loafers with the tinfoil?

No, them are my space boots.

Oh.

Can't you tell?

Ladies and gentlemen, despite the mishap,

we have witnessed the first attempt of the Chicken Man

to blastoff into another--

oh, dear.

That's enough of this.

ANNOUNCER: Still to come, the final three, but first, Jamie

and the guys remember more of "Big Brother's" funniest

moments.

Found a pill in the eggplant.

Oh.

I didn't see that.

I would have liked to have seen.

That was so good.

Look, guys, look.

Guys.

[groan]

It was just like that too.

It was.

I'm like what?

Where did that come from?

Just not gonna let that one go.

Watch. Watch.

Gorgeous.

Watch.

Oh.

Cassandra.

Look at her peel it.

Look at the way she holds it.

You guys are sick.

Oh my gosh.

I was so innocent.

I can't believe she did that.

It was meant so innocently.

How the [muted] can that be innocently?

Oh.

That's not innocent.

One of the funniest things to me

was the first night, where Mr. Cucumber and Mr. Corn.

Yeah.

That was hilarious.

That was fun.

My reputation is large, like me.

I know deep down all they want is you.

Let me tell you this.

For a cucumber, you are not that big.

You might as well be corn, if you're going to be our size.

It is true, I am a small cucumber caught somewhere

in the middle, and I wish every night that I

am a little corn like you.

We were standing on the domino table

using these three mics to sing.

Yeah, that was cool.

That was pretty cool.

What was?

We were standing on the domino table

using these three mics to sing.

[interposing voices]

Drunk girls, what are you doing?

Look at the drunk girls.

Soon they will be naked.

I'm stuck inside myself.

There's nothing like this.

Oh my God.

Help, help.

She's [muted].

I'm not [muted].

Such a sad story.

[interposing voices]

Oh, we have another visitor.

[interposing voices]

Did we wake you up, Jamie?

I can't believe you got up.

ANNOUNCER: After Jamie's banishment,

Curtis, Eddie, and Josh compare notes about who

they initially expected to win.

I thought Karen and George and Eddie.

Karen, George and Eddie.

I thought Karen because she's like the All-American mom

that tons of people could relate to.

With lots of character and willing to do crazy and wild

stuff, you know?

And then George because he was like the All-American dad,

but he was like so goofy and everybody just laughed at him

all the time.

And then, Eddie because he was so outspoken

and everything else.

And you know, we were out there and he's yelling

and everything else at the doorstep

right before we come in.

That's true.

I was like this guy is going to make it a long way.

Just because he's ballsy.

Yeah, those are my three, that's why.

For me, I thought probably you, Jordan,

and probably either Karen or George.

And I was just thinking All-American sort

of family kind of thing, and like you're

an All-American kid.

Jordan, she's attractive, and you know, blond girl.

And same thing for, oh, yeah, it'll

probably be like one of the moms or one of the dads or whatever,

so I thought either Karen or George.

I didn't really think of him as goofy until he started opening

up until several days in.

Thinking in terms of demographs,

so I was thinking Karen and George, and then Brittany as

well, because Brittany was she had the hair and the nose ring,

you know?

So if any younger viewers were watching the show,

she would bag votes from them.

So you'd have George and Karen getting all the older votes

of people who are calling in, and then

if there were any younger votes calling in,

it would be for Brittany.

Well, the only other person I actually thought of maybe

would have an outside chance and people would really get behind

them perhaps, was Mega, because he was outspoken from the get

go and wasn't going to change his tone,

and I thought, wow, maybe people will really get behind this.

Even if he got nominated every single round.

That changed after a while.

When he threw the challenge, then I'm like no.

You can't do that.

How about those Mets?

Curtis, Eddie, and Josh share their thoughts

about why there was no romance in the Big Brother house.

The reason why I didn't pursue a romances

in the house, number one, you guys know by now,

I'm in love with Monica.

And you know also, I wasn't attracted personally

towards anybody in the house. I mean, you know, initially--

Physically?

Yeah, physically, I was attracted to Jamie.

Yes.

But as time grew on, yeah, she's a sweetheart of a girl,

and if anything I grew, in terms of personality,

and I assume that the relationship would

be more Brittany than anybody.

But Brittany is like a little sister, you know?

But for me, I'm just in love with Monica,

and I didn't even think about it.

Who knows?

If I wasn't with Monica or if I came

in here looking with that sort of thing, who knows?

I don't know.

That wasn't the situation.

It's not the situation.

When I get out of here, maybe Monica's not there,

and I'll figure something out.

Was Jamie the only one you found physically

attractive coming in?

- Yeah. - Really?

Yeah.

I wasn't attracted to Jordan.

Brittany caught my eye.

She's the type of girl I'd definitely be talking to.

Really? I'd talk to her in a bar though.

Brittany, I'd be like, what up, kid?

I'd buy her a drink and just get the know her.

For me.

I just came in here knowing that there

was no way that I'd even start up any sort of relationship

in here.

I mean, that would be crazy.

Like anything was going to happen anyway,

I just figured, hell, if you can't wait three months

or whenever both of us would actually be voted out,

then whatever.

You know, no big whoop.

And you wouldn't want anything to start here too,

because it's kind of like this last two people

on earth sort of syndrome.

Like I don't want to just turn to somebody

because they're there.

And then turning to the three girls

in particular, it's funny, Jamie,

I didn't actually think--

she's pretty, but I wasn't attract to her

initially just on looks alone.

Jordan I thought was--

I thought Jordan was pretty hot, but as soon as she declared

she had a boyfriend who she was in love with, I'm like,

hands off.

Like why bother to like sneak around?

And then, Brit, didn't find attractive physically at first,

but find her probably the most attractive now, because she's

just so funny and so cool.

And she is very, very pretty.

Well, slugger.

Slugger?

I think coming in here, like before I met anybody

or anything like that, I figured something

would probably happen.

Really?

With me.

Initially, I was attracted to Jordan definitely,

and you know, Jordan was cool and everything else,

but I just realized we were just from opposite ends

of the spectrum in terms of--

we probably would never agree on anything

when it just came down to it.

And then when it came to Jamie, I guess I was kind of like you

in the sense that I thought she was traditionally pretty

and everything else, but when it came down to it,

the thing that I liked about her was we had so much in common.

But it's funny, because I realized that even though we

had so much in common and everything else,

we had totally different personalities.

And I saw that it wouldn't work because of that.

And then with Brittany, here's the thing what happened here.

I think that in the beginning, all I saw

was colorful hair, colorful personality, someone

hilarious, funny, and everything else,

and I probably didn't think twice

about a romantic relationship with her.

You know, we never kissed or anything like that,

but we came very, very close, and I

think given another week maybe less, we probably would have.

And I think the main reason, like you were saying,

the reason I never did kiss her was

because I start questioning, OK, why

am I feeling this certain way?

Is it just because I'm in here, and I

don't have an outside world, don't

have many other girls around?

And maybe she's feeling the same way.

Maybe she's only liking me right now

because I'm the only guy in here she would consider,

or something like that.

No.

That is not it.

Well, she knew you had a girlfriend,

and she knew you were like nah.

But you know what I'm saying.

You know, I questioned my feelings,

and I questioned her feelings.

Like maybe this whole thing is just because we're

stuck in here, but I think that's the main reason

nothing ever developed it was because our time was cut short.

Music?

Music, maestro.

[music playing]

That's French.

You know that [muted].

[music playing]

Do the dance for them, man.

Take your [muted] off. - Come on.

It's French.

Take your [muted] off for her.

Get that away form me.

Oh my God.

Oh, hey.

He's sweeping the floor.

He's sweeping.

Idiot.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Keep it on.

I'm blind.

You sick [muted].

Sing.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Go.

Oh, the lemon.

You sick [muted] you.

That was the grossest thing I've ever seen.

Put on your pants.

Don't ever take your pants off again in my presence.

Don't ever do that again.

That was stupid.

That was so ugly.

Oh my God.

Sloshy, that was great.

That was great entertainment, thank you.

Too bad you aren't about '" and big [muted] and blond,

but naw, you'll do.

Sorry.

The whole broom on the a*s was funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Lemon-- I think sweeping your a*s

with the broom, that was key.

You could have done without the moon flash.

If you haven't unlocked the g*y vote, you have now.

It was beautiful.

ANNOUNCER: Josh asks Curtis to dye his hair blue.

Blue hair, it's a go.

Can you help out?

I'm going to sit here, and I'm gonna

[muted] watch this [muted].

You gotta help out.

I'm going to laugh.

I don't want to be alone on this.

But I want to laugh.

Do you think this will work?

Yeah, whatever.

Oh, I am so not participating in this.

Holy [muted].

I don't know anything.

Mama.

I don't know nothing.

It is going to be very blue.

Fabu blue.

Attention to Josh's family--

Why are you laughing?

Kara, I had nothing to do with this.

Granted, I didn't stop it, but I got nothing to do with it.

This is going to be good.

I know it.

You know what, it'll make you more attractive to Brit.

Brit will dig me, man.

Don't people wear gloves.

Oh my God, I'm--

You're a superhero.

A superhero, I can deal.

It's probably all over my forehead.

What do you care?

Hello, I am the superpower Forehead Blue Man.

What do you care you.

You're going to walk out of here as the "Big Brother"

winning blue-haired dip [muted],, but like it's cool.

That kid thinks he's a pixie or something.

Kid thinks he's Peter Pan or some [muted]..

ANNOUNCER: Tune in tomorrow night

to watch the "Big Brother" finale,

and find out who will walk away with the grand prize.

It's up to you to decide whether Curtis, Eddie, or Josh

will be $, richer.

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