02x18 - Episode 18

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother,"

Kent was the fifth house guest evicted

and Bunky struggled with the guilt

of having voted against him.

I just feel like I'm betraying a friend.

And I just hope he understands, and I just

hope that I'm doing the right thing,

and I hope that people aren't playing me.

NARRATOR: Nicole won her first Head of Household competition

and quickly found herself at odds with her housemates.

What do you want me to do?

I'm not going to tell you what to do.

You're HOH.

You do what you feel is best for you.

NARRATOR: Will took advantage of the growing unrest

and told Hardy of Krista's plans to evict him.

Feeling betrayed, Hardy tried to convince

Nicole to nominate Crysta.

The more and more I get to know her,

the less I appreciate her.

NARRATOR: But Nicole, herself, felt betrayed when she learned

of a longstanding alliance between Hardy,

Crysta, and Monica, called the Untouchables.

Well, if I'm not inclusive of, especially, you two in the end,

then I am going to take that personally.

NARRATOR: Nicole responded by strengthening

her secret alliance with Will.

Nothing could be more perfect for us right now.

NARRATOR: Though visiting house guest, Ophelia the pig,

lightened some tensions.

Damn.

JULIE: Paranoia continued to rise.

I have loyalty to certain people here.

My name was never mentioned.

NARRATOR: And tempers flared.

I'm not going through all this crap for anyone but me.

NARRATOR: After a heartfelt deliberation,

Nicole announced her two nominees for eviction.

So I nominated you, Krista, and you, Monica.

This is a game and it's about strategy.

But Monica had the last word.

I know why I was nominated.

You stayed in to get your revenge

and I thought your revenge worked for Chilltown

and people who were negative.

NARRATOR: Will Monica hold on for another week?

Or will Krista re-earn the loyalty of her former comrades?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

I'm not playing!

I'm pissed off!

I'm a bad b*tch, do you understand that?

I know that coming in and I know that leaving.

A threat, baby.

That definitely scared Nicole, I think,

to see Monica come out the box like that.

And um-- Nicole definitely does feel

threatened by Monica already.

I will bust one of y'all [muted] asses, if you [muted]

with me like this again.

[music playing]

Monica thinks that the reason that she was nominated

was because she voted against me in week one

and voted for her friend, Sherry.

If anything, I respect her more for that.

I respect what you're doing.

You have to do what you got to do.

I feel that I was doomed anyway, because I wasn't

a person considered to be--

have a chance.

Kudos to you, baby.

Anybody else got anything else to say?

[music playing]

She's here.

She's made it farther than six other people.

And, you know, for her to say that she

doesn't think she was given a fair shot, I think,

is ludicrous.

I just really disagree with the notion

that you never felt you had a chance to win.

You took it the wrong way.

No, I'm just saying--

I mean, we can agree to disagree.

We agreed on that.

You just don't understand me, Hardy.

Monica's got a chip on her shoulder about it.

And once again, I don't blame her.

That's-- that's a horrible week to go through.

I see that as an excuse.

What?

- I never had a chance to win. - Yeah.

That's-- that's crap.

That's-- that's copping out.

Definitely.

Boy, I'm glad the nominations are over

and I'm glad that Monica and Krista did not convince Nicole

to do something differently.

So, um-- I made it another week.

Do you need an ear?

Do you need to vent?

Do you to-- someone just to listen to you?

You did a great job.

I didn't like it when Monica started laughing at you,

when you were giving your speech.

[knocking]

Come on in.

Hi, there.

- You OK? - No.

That's why I came in here, to see if she was OK.

I'm not mad at you.

I'll give you guys some time.

You know I'm not mad you.

I told you I wouldn't be mad at you.

I'm mad at the scenario and how it went down.

That's what I'm mad at.

Not at you.

You have to understand, the whole--

you three untouchables, or whatever the [muted] it's

called, was very hurtful to me.

The fact was I wasn't included in a group of two people

who I swore my allegiance to.

That's hurtful.

You've got to be able to understand that.

I understand that, but you-- you're misunderstanding

what it meant.

It was, basically, kind of like--

almost like a joke.

It wasn't nothing where we sat down

and said, OK, you know what?

We're going to do this, this, this, and this.

That never happened.

The fact is that you and Hardy-- the two people

who I pledged allegiance to--

had hopes, or plans, or whatever it was for a top three.

And I definitely wasn't included in it.

Baby, that was a long, long time ago.

No matter what, you can't catch somebody in line

here, because the person you're trying to catch in a lie

could be the honest one and the person

who's telling you about the lie could be the lying one.

You just don't know.

So because of that, my relationship with Krista's--

I don't know.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

And I'm having a hard time with that.

I don't know if you can understand that,

but I don't live my life like this.

I understand that.

I don't either.

We can't play god here.

We can't control the votes, OK?

You trusted Hardy, but you didn't

trust the way he was voting.

What makes you think you can trust it now?

I have slowly convinced Nicole that Hardy

is not being honest with her.

I am slowly, you know, hammering this wedge

between her and Hardy.

And I suspect that, eventually, I'm

going to have it to the point where

she doesn't trust Hardy at all.

So the whole point is I don't want to mislead you.

It's not Hardy stabbing you in the back,

but he made a pact with Monica and Krista

that supersedes anything you have going with him.

Now who's to say he's not lying to them?

I don't know.

But he's definitely lying to somebody.

[music playing]

Hardy is your friend, I am your friend,

and we're going to be friends when this is over, OK?

I'm not going to sit here, and bash you,

and say mean things about you.

I can't do it.

And if I go out, I go out, you know?

That's OK.

It's fine, you know?

Because I wanted to leave.

And I don't know if it's, honestly, worth it

anymore, because I don't want to lose who I am.

I'm not-- I'm usually a happy person.

I don't care, you know?

I really don't care.

I love my friends, I'm loyal to my friends,

and I'll-- they'll be there.

If she voluntarily exits, could we still vote for Monica?

Man, Bunky's turning into the evil doctor.

No, I just want to get the game over with sooner.

Does this mean I have to be g*y?

I do have no idea what this week has in store with Monica

and Krista, but I'm hoping that Krista will

try to keep a good attitude.

Krista is more of a threat.

Very, very much so.

She wins the Head of Household.

Very much so.

And who knows what she can do to sway the other two.

Monica-- hopeless.

I'm crying here because I don't want to see-- them see

me crying every few minutes.

Because they going to think they won, that they hurt me.

So I'm not going give them the opportunity to see that.

Monica is exempting the fact that she's living.

And I think Krista thinks that she's

saying, especially since Krista thinks

that everything's cool with me.

And, you know, am I the swing vote or something?

I don't know.

It's three votes, right?

She doesn't say a [muted] word half the time.

Who cares? - True.

You know?

As long as she doesn't get that angry woman attitude.

By herself.

She doesn't even have a partner.

Right.

She should suck up to herself.

She won't have a partner anymore.

She's [muted] standing alone.

If Monica keeps it up, she's just going to dig her grave in

and nail her coffin.

Because she is convinced that she's leaving,

and it's not a guarantee that Monica is leaving.

Why are you packing your stuff?

Because I'm leaving on Thursday.

Don't make me mad.

You-- you going to make me mad.

Well, this is going to be too bad, because I'm packing

my [muted] and I told you that.

Just watch your back.

This [muted] can change.

And I hope you win.

I always wanted you to win.

That b*tch-- I'm going to get her before this week is out.

She nominated me, she had the power,

but she does not have the power when I pack my bags.

Because I'm not packing on Thursday.

That's like a loss.

I won.

Monica hates me right now.

I don't really know why.

I don't like the fact that she's packing already,

because her assumption could be, and should be, and maybe

will be incredibly wrong.

I'm thinking I don't know what the hell Monica

is talking about, as usual.

She doesn't understand.

Like she assumes that she's going to be the one to go.

Yeah. I know.

And she's not.

Well, if she keeps [muted] acting the way she's acting,

she's going to be.

[music playing]

I simply cannot believe a year old woman is playing

the silent treatment game.

Whatever.

Huh?

No.

Uh, huh.

Yeah.

OK.

Doesn't it-- don't--

don't you want her--

I don't give a [muted].

To make her stay.

She's already packing her bags and stuff.

Yeah.

That would be cool.

You know?

You're just like me.

Pull that [muted].

No, you're staying here.

No [muted] way. - Good point.

That's fine with me.

Yeah.

And that's good for us, how?

Because Monica doesn't.

So?

Let's face it, I put up Krista.

If Krista stays, there's a good chance she gets HOH

and there's a good chance I'm going [muted] north.

Me, obviously.

And Hardy, probably.

So?

Yes.

Or me and Bunky.

But she won't win HOH.

That's a big bank, but OK.

If you, or Hardy, or Bunky can't get HOH over Monica next week--

- Good point. - You guys suck bad.

All right. Good point.

You got to be nice. OK.

Fine. That's great.

I like that. I like that mentality.

Hell yeah.

That's funny.

I didn't think of it that way.

OK.

We've got to win HOH back, to back, to back, to back.

Duh. It's not impossible.

Are you going to be able to put Hardy up, if you have to?

I love it.

[music playing]

Nicole and I have an Ike and Tina relationship.

You know, sometimes things went bad,

but then sometimes they wrote "Proud Mary," you know?

And they sung that and things went really well.

Do you think you're ever going to be human?

I hope.

I mean, I look at people and I try to be, I just--

oh, god, it's just hard.

We started out on the utmost ridiculous amount of hate

for each other.

You put up Will and Mike on the chopping block.

In my opinion, Will would be the one to go--

I would hope so-- because I think everyone's a little nuts

with him, at this point.

He acted like, you know, Satan's right hand man

for that days.

And I thought he was the worst person I've ever

met in my entire existence on the planet and, probably,

all my former lives, too.

Um-- he's hated a lot.

A lot.

More than anybody's ever been hated that I've ever known.

Clearly, at the very beginning of the game,

we didn't even speak, we didn't even make eye contact,

and I didn't even really meet her until we were

about days into the game.

You're not one of my best friends, but there's someone

I hate much more than you, so--

And that's supposed to make me feel better?

No, not at all. Not at all.

You should have no hate for me.

You have no reason to have any hate for me.

You're absolutely right.

You're absolutely--

All I did, for that whole second week,

was completely demean him to the nth degree.

And he took it.

At least I can respect your honesty.

You don't like me and I % respect that you've

been very clear about that.

We sort of had a mutual disrespect for each other,

but at least we knew where we stood.

We didn't really want to talk to each other,

but, in the event that we had to, we did.

I think you're a b*tch and I don't get along with you,

but I don't think you're-- you're not

the lowest of the low.

Maybe you should stop while you're

slightly, maybe, a little bit--

I don't think I'm ahead, but I will stop.

A centimeter ahead.

After I stayed in the house and he realized that he has to give

me some respect, he came crawling back on his knees

to me, offered me to move into Chilltown,

be with the cool, smart people.

I feel like maybe you're trying to set me up.

Well, name your price.

It's worth everything to me, so--

also, I'm well aware that, at any time,

either you or I is going to win Head of Household.

And I'm ready to deal with you-- whatever you'd like for that.

When somebody hates you and then, all of a sudden,

wants to know you, it kind of, in some sort of deranged way,

makes you feel better about yourself.

What I'm explaining to you is, in the context of the house,

you have some attraction for me.

And you used to have disdain.

Slowly, bit by bit, I think we both came around.

She more than I.

So that equals up to me falling in love with you?

Yeah.

Yes.

No.

Bit by bit, day by day.

Every girl I know is a girlfriend of mine, you know?

I am a lady's love.

I do well with the girls.

And, you know, I pride myself upon that.

[music playing]

You know, there might as not well be a shower door there,

because as I can, pretty much, see what you look like naked.

No, not really.

Wait a minute.

Wait until she turns around. - Let's have a look.

- Huh? - Yeah.

You're right.

You can see everything?

Let's put it this way--

I can read the date on a penny in your front pocket.

I think that a woman is a beautiful thing.

Much like a rose that you're growing,

you have to water it, and give it,

you know, just enough sunlight to keep it alive,

and keep it going, if you know what I'm saying.

Well, the fact of the matter is now I really like you

and now we're friends, but am I using you to help me?

Yeah, I am. You know what I mean?

Like--

We developed this friendship, I guess-- telling each other

stories, and blah, blah, blah.

And we realized that we do have a lot in common, as scary

as that may be.

Nicole loves me.

It takes a little while to warm up, but eventually--

Nicole and I don't have all that much in common,

but the one thing we do have in common

is that we're both attracted to me.

I like myself and Nicole likes me.

She won't admit it, but it's the simple truth.

And then we come up to last Sunday when he told me

about the whole Untouchables with Krista, Monica, and Hardy

and just kind of blew the whole cover off of everything

that I thought I had known.

But I'm % positive that Hardy has

something with both of them.

And they're leaving you on the outside.

That's how the cards have fallen thus far.

And now I'm at a crossroads and I don't

know what to think about him.

Have you noticed Krista turned into the nicest person in

the history of the world today?

Yes.

Literally.

If she gives me one more fake smile,

I'm going to go ask her and Bunky

to give me fake smiles at the same time,

just to get it out of the way.

It makes me wonder, like if she stayed, if she'd come right

in my face, just like I was going to into yours and go,

it's on!

No, I don't think she would because I

think she is dumb enough to know not

to burn bridges at this point.

Yes.

You know why Krista was so mad that

she wasn't informed that-- about that thing with you and Hardy?

It was because she just wants to be in control of everything.

How can I trust you when you go back on something I said?

That's not true one bit.

You went back to Nicole.

Nicole has known for a long time

that I'm getting rid of Hardy.

Listen to this, here's the deal, when Nicole and Hardy

approached me, they said, listen, we're definitely

going to keep you against Kent.

And if you don't do what we say, we're going to vote you out.

And I'm like, OK, I understand that.

And they're like-- I'm like, what are we doing,

in that we're doing this?

And they're like, well, we're keep-- we're taking Krista

to the top, and you can leave number four,

and we'll leave after that.

And you have to realize that's not going

to happen in this setting.

Did you explain that to her?

Yeah.

I was like, listen, I said from the very beginning

that I would do anything that I could to promote myself.

And I was like--

they said, would you be with us to help Krista do this

and then we're going to cut you number four, number five?

And I'm like, yeah, if it saves me one week, of course, I will.

Was that so wrong?

And she was like, well, what other secrets

do you have from me?

And I'm like, whatever secrets I want.

Yeah.

I went, and sat outside, and had a cigarette,

and Monica had to get up and leave.

Whatever.

Let her go.

Today, I was like what UT?

And they were like, Untouchables.

And I was like, well, that really didn't work out, did it?

And they were like [muted] mad.

And they're like, oh, it's on now.

It's on.

And I just-- I still want to go back to that and be like,

is it on now?

I don't understand why she's mad at you.

I don't either.

That's why it's-- it's such a-- it

really is a flip of the coin on which one to vote-- vote out.

Well, I mean, I think that, like I said, whatever you want

is fine with me, ultimately.

But I think that--

give it two or three days, because I

think you'll have a definitive answer in two or three days.

I have a lot of respect for Will,

even though he is the evil doctor.

He has been completely honest with me.

I totally believe that.

And he's got an awesome personality.

And he's just fun.

I should-- no offence-- but feel really golden right now.

Yeah, you should.

I don't.

What?

Do you think I do?

I hope Nicole trusts me.

However, she shouldn't.

If she does, she's stupid.

I tried to evict her the first week

and I'm going to try to evict her at some other point.

Everybody could be playing me-- everybody.

[music playing]

I mean, think about it-- we've been in here days.

Do you-- that's so long.

Do you know what's going to happen in days?

I mean--

Dude, we have no clue what can happen in days.

I mean, the market could be down.

It could be at ,, you know?

There's no telling what's going on.

I mean, gasoline might cost $. a gallon.

Or they could have cured cancer and landed on Mars.

Actually, they did send--

I think they were sending something to Mars.

Thank god we're in here, huh?

I watch news probably three or four hours a day, at least.

And you really miss that part--

just a general knowledge of what's going on in the world.

You've been in the "Big Brother" house now for over days.

The world has continued revolving,

but, as far as you know, anything could have happened

and did.

Today's game is all about separating fact from fiction.

A series of headlines will appear on the plasma screen.

Some of them are real and some of them are phony.

During the luxury competition, since there were five

people in the house and one Head of Household--

that would be me--

we had to have three teams of two.

Therefore, I had to compete.

Each team will be asked a series of three questions.

After each question, you and your partner

will have seconds to discuss it, then decide if the headline

is true or false.

The winners receive three minutes of time

in the diary room, which has been transformed

into the ultimate newsstand.

Good luck. - Sweet!

Let's do this!

Bring on the news!

Elian Gonzalez and Father Returned

to Miami Seeking Asylum.

Oh, that's a good one.

Mm, that is a good one.

Scissor, rock, paper--

for us, it was fun and it wasn't effective at all.

It was just part of the game and not getting too serious.

Let's do it again.

Oh, go ahead and say the answer.

You won with the scissors.

True.

- False. - Oh!

- Oh! - We knew that!

We're going to crush this game!

OK.

Next Episode of "Star Wars" to be

titled "Attack of the Clones."

Oh, that-- you have to say it.

You're the true person, so I'm the false.

I'm the false or your the true person?

- You're the false. - I'm the false.

OK. So say true.

Say true.

False.

False?

You're the true person.

I think false is a good answer.

- Oh! - Oh!

It's true.

You're the true person!

I'm the false person.

At Wimbledon, Andre Agassi Announces

Steffi Graf is Having His Baby.

Oh, you won, so you have to say true.

True.

Oh!

My god!

Honey, oh my god!

I think I found this out.

Oh my god!

What am I going to do?

I'm going to have to talk with Andre!

Let's go on to team number two.

Your first true or false headline

is, The U.S. Federal Appeals Court Rules

it is Legal to Fire Someone Because

of their Sexual Orientation.

Oh, please.

I'm leaving thins one up to you, Bunky.

Go, Bunky!

I-- OK, I'll say true.

- Oh! - See?

It was too easy.

All right!

Yeah!

Fire those g*y people! - These are true questions!

These are true questions!

That's our government.

We appreciate that.

Oprah Winfrey Purchases Chicago Cubs.

I think she might have, but we'll say false.

- False. - False.

We don't know. - I think that's a good answer.

Good job!

All right!

Two for two.

We're going to read some newspapers.

Mike Piazza Named MVP of All-Star Baseball Game.

Oh, this is your area.

Let's say false.

All right!

Three for three!

Very good!

All right, guys. Good job.

I got the g*y one, he got the baseball one.

Will and Bunky had gotten all three correct,

which meant that we had to--

Hardy and I-- had to get all three of our headlines

correct in order to stay in the game.

Average Gas Price in American soars past $. a Gallon.

I could say that definitely could be true.

But the average in America?

False.

False.

False.

Yeah!

All right.

Not reality based TV.

Janet Reno to Host Late Night Cable Talk Show.

Oh, that's a tough one.

That definitely could be true.

- Oh my god. - You got to answer.

- Answer! - Sure.

True. Why not?

- True? - He said true.

[groaning] - Yeah!

We win!

No!

I was probably one of the people

that wanted to do it the most.

And I can't believe I got that question

wrong about Janet Reno.

Y'all can request anything that you would like

to know about, like stock market prices

or anything in particular.

All I want from my hometown would be our police beat.

Oh, there is news everywhere.

Look at [inaudible]!

I'm looking.

American Wins Tour De France.

Costa Rican Beaches Are Still Paradise For surfers.

I found police beat.

Near the end of the three minutes,

he was just checking his hair out in the mirror.

But you know, hey, that is quite a distraction for Will.

What? What!

Oh my god. The world is coming to an end.

You just wouldn't believe.

It's just--

Anything exciting?

[muted] got arrested for profane language.

Oh.

That's-- that's about right.

There was about three hours worth of information in this

room and we got three minutes.

It was cool to see some of the things

and even hear, on the television,

some of the things that were going on.

How'd you find mine?

Because it said The Swamp Pop Dance Has Brought A Lot--

I'm like, that had to be Opelousas.

Yeah!

[music playing]

Oh, you and me?

I would love to be.

I can't read it!

Will, I'd love to be in an alliance with you, buddy.

Will and I have a non-secret alliance called Sweet Nasty.

I'm the sweet and he's the nasty.

I think that's pretty clear.

And then I liked Will's idea.

Will's jogging by going, well, Bunky, how about

you and me be in an alliance? Just you and me.

And we'll tell everybody.

Bunky and I are in a non-secret alliance.

- A non-secret alliance? - Yeah.

So no one will get angry about it.

Out of my seven alliances I'm in,

I think my two favorite are Will and Nicole,

and Will and Krista.

But I don't trust either Krista, nor do I trust Nicole,

so I don't really know.

Maybe I trust Bunky the most.

Is that possible?

Hey, Bunky, that plan that we talked about--

Shh.

We need to do that!

- Uh, excuse me? - Shh!

We need to do that, all right?

Excuse me, Bunky's in alliance with me.

Right.

Because he wore the red shorts on Tuesday.

No, I'm serious.

What we talked about, we need to do that.

Well, then you've got to wear the correct swim trunks on

the correct day for me to know.

Duh!

[music playing]

I see Bunky every day, Bunky sees Bunky every day.

He doesn't feel like his body has changed that much.

But last week I looked, I was like, Bunky, I'm telling you,

you've really started shaping up.

When you guys talk about the weight that I've lost--

Yeah.

I feel anorexic.

Ophelia!

- Because-- - Come here!

Ophelia!

I look in the mirror and go, look at that fat!

I'm like, surely they see that fat.

I'm like, oh my god, how fat was I before this?

I would die to know how much--

how many inches he's lost and how much weight he's lost.

His stomach and his love handles are almost completely gone.

And I think it's amazing.

He's definitely looking really good.

He's definitely turning into hunky Bunky.

I feel better and I-- and I feel healthier or whatever,

but I'm just anxious to step on a scale

and see exactly what I weigh.

Bunky's actually helping himself.

He is showing a lot of drive and determination.

And he's really transforming himself, physically.

He is a lot lighter, a lot leaner,

and maybe a little bit meaner.

And he's also weightlifting now with us every day,

which is building muscle mass.

He's losing fat every day, he's getting more muscular,

his face is looking leaner.

Everyone's telling him about it.

Say what you want, but Bunky's getting jacked.

Nine.

I count backwards.

It's kind of like a little experiment,

you know what I mean?

[music playing]

I just thought that we were thinking alike,

and we didn't like the negativity, and that--

you know?

No.

But I mean, if it was us in the final three,

what was supposed to happen after that?

I don't know.

I didn't think of it that way.

It didn't matter, as long as anybody from that group

would have won.

Oh, I love it!

[music playing]

Hardy!

It's America's Choice!

America's Choice!

No!

Every week, America's polled on one

question as to what we would receive or do for that week.

And this is it.

Let's see it.

NARRATOR: Which of the following would you like

to see added to their backyard?

One, a porch swing, two, a heavy bag, three,

new grass, four, a swing set.

That's that swing set.

NARRATOR: Five, an exercise bike.

Six, a trampoline.

A trampoline!

America better not let us down.

We're getting a trampoline!

No, we're not.

A swing set.

That's the cheapest and easiest.

If we get new grass-- no offense,

Bunky-- but I'm going to choke you to death.

If we get new bath-- grass instead of a trampoline, I'll--

Yeah.

If we get new grass, I'll k*ll you.

If we get new grass, we can water it,

and we can sit out there, and watch the grass grow.

Now that's a good time.

And I have to mow it.

It's exercise.

Building up those shoulder muscles.

Good spin, Bunky, good spin.

A swing set, a trampoline.

In the event that we get-- listen,

so that no one makes any like very angry gestures

towards Bunky, let's decide what to do to Bunky now,

if we get grass.

Shave.

Because I don't want to do it--

yeah, let's shave him.

If we get new grass, you have to shave your body, Bunky.

I-- I concur.

- That's a fair penalty. - Your whole body.

That's a fair penalty.

I am getting penalized!

What's going to happen to me if I get a heavy bag?

Nothing. You can shave Bunky.

You have to shave Bunky.

We can shave my back, we can shave my head, we can--

Oh, we're going-- we're going to tie

you down with duct tape and shave your whole [muted] body,

dude.

[pig snorting]

Will, come see this!

[music playing]

Look!

[laughing]

[victorious music playing]

Just when I think America's Choice can't go any worse,

something like this happens.

And you totally redeem yourself!

We got a trampoline!

[music playing]

Well, I hope you're happy, you b*stard.

We get a trampoline!

Thank you, America!

I am ready to jump on a trampoline!

Trampoline!

Trampoline!

Trampoline!

[music playing]

We're having a really good time on the trampoline.

Now we can have two people in it, so it's really fun.

That is a really good thing, to be

able to jump and see another building out there, because all

we see is green walls.

[music playing]

I'm five years old.

I want to thank America for not giving us new grass.

I was afraid that, if we got new grass, that Will would tie me

down and shave my entire body.

Do you think we could jump high enough

to jump from the trampoline into the pool?

If we drag it next to it, yeah.

Yeah!

All right, "Big Brother," thank you.

New trampoline!

New trampoline!

Come on!

Oh, she's know it's red.

Look, she's in her box, man.

Yeah, she knows. She knows.

See you!

You got to go, Sweetie.

When we got Ophelia, the pot bellied pig,

we knew it was only going to be for a week.

Now it's time for Ophelia to go.

I tried not to get attached to him,

but it's kind of hard not to, because he's

such a lovable, little pig.

And we're going to miss him a lot.

You like to run, don't you?

You like to run.

He is so amazing.

He follows you around like a dog and lays down next to you.

Good job, Bunky.

He's leaving tomorrow.

Turn around.

I enjoyed Ophelia.

And I was opposed to having a pet,

because I'm not a pet person.

I expected to have some kind of bond--

[screaming]

Don't you do that!

Come and bite my leg!

He was close to me a lot, but not nipping and biting me,

but just wanted to be next to me.

And us being communicating after this--

[screaming]

You going to step!

You going to make me hurt you!

[SINGING] Who's the biggest pig I know?

Ophelia!

Ophelia!

Why are they just standing in the same place,

instead of going out there?

Hang on.

Well, you're putting it way out there!

Two hands, Bunky.

[pig snorting]

Hey!

No!

[pig squealing]

Who's my favorite pig, huh?

Animals can feel emotions, so I'm

pretty sure she felt all the anger,

and mischief, and everything else going on in the house.

Ophelia takes a shower with me, sleeps with me.

Just rest yourself.

Rest yourself, right there.

Oh, where you at?

[screaming]

I think my favorite memory of Ophelia

was when I saved her life.

She was drowning.

And I valiantly dove in and rescued her from the depths

of the big brother pool.

Get him!

[pig squealing]

OK, OK, OK!

All right, all right, all right.

I brought her to the surface, and she looked in my eyes,

and I knew, right then and there,

that I was the swine lifeguard.

[laughing]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's OK.

[pig oinking]

I'm definitely going to miss him,

but glad that he's going home to his family,

with all the little kids that he loves.

And I hope that people in America

have watched us grow attached to the pig,

see how intelligent that the animal

is, and hope that people start adopting them,

and work the cause.

[pig squealing]

Smile!

One, two, three!

OK.

[music playing]

The whole Untouchables thing--

Right.

You know, you came, and woke me up, and told me about--

I was very, very, very angry at you.

Very mad.

Yesterday, he tried to explain to me why I should have

never had anything to worry about,

which I don't care what he says.

I did.

He was telling me a distruth-- or, I mean, he was lying to me.

Let me-- let me tell you the entire story, before you start.

Jesus.

This is like a mystery novel, all of a sudden.

Yeah.

So anyway, Will went to Krista.

She told me everything about you, and Monica, and her,

and how it was-- ever since day three,

you guys had this set up.

- No. - And OK.

Well, just listen.

Go ahead.

So Will was freaking out.

He was like, [muted],, I got to tell this to Nicole

and I've got to get her to be my ally, otherwise, I'm out.

So me and him, we're sitting on the hammock.

They have a group and they are positive--

she is positive-- that Hardy would not vote her or Monica

not, even ahead of you.

So he was like, go inside, and just

tell Hardy we're talking about Shannon,

and I'm driving you crazy or something,

and see what he says.

Did you tell him what I said?

Yeah. Because--

So anything I say, you say to him?

No, because all I knew was that

you were in a [muted] alliance that

I didn't [muted] know about.

And I was very pissed off.

She just wanted to convey to me that she was really

hurt by the fact that I didn't tell

her about that a long time ago.

When, in reality, in my mind, it didn't really

matter if I told her or not.

My alliance is to you, %.

And you know % that I want you,

number one, and her, number two-- or the top two,

what have you.

And I will do it needs from me.

I basically showed you all my cards.

The thing with me and with them two--

especially with the alliance-- it didn't mean [muted] to me.

I already had planned out, in my mind, how I was going to do it,

you know what I mean? - OK.

Well, it was shocking to me.

You have understand that.

I can imagine.

I can imagine.

I can imagine.

I agree.

[music playing]

My turn, right?

Yes.

I'd at least like to give Krista a sympathy vote.

I don't know if I'm going to be allowed to do that.

If the votes come up and it's not three to nothing,

everyone will know that I didn't vote

the way they wanted and I'll be next on the chopping block.

Not happy.

So sorry.

Are these two committed?

Well, who knows in this house.

Well, I'm sorry.

I wanted to, too, in two different votes,

yet I couldn't.

Well, mine's different.

That doesn't matter.

Of course, it does.

I thought mine was different, too.

Yeah.

But you only give sympathy votes, so that you're

set up for the finals.

I want to give sympathy votes because I--

I didn't want to do that so I was

set up for the finals, Will.

They were my friends.

Well, who?

In what case?

Autumn and Kent.

Calm down.

You can't give two people a vote.

On two separate votes, not the same vote.

Well, I mean--

I couldn't vote for either one of them,

either time that I wanted to.

All right, all right, all right.

I'm sorry.

I'm just aggravated that now it's like you're changing--

No, I'm not changing anything.

I'm not changing.

I just wanted to let you know, but I am not changing anything.

I promise.

You think it was a walk in the park for me to nominate her?

No.

I mean, my dilemma--

trust me, I'm not changing anything.

You'll see, when it comes out.

But my whole point is--

my dilemmas is not only do I like her better of the two,

but I hate the other one.

Yes, but, strategically, it's smartest for the game.

I guess.

And smartest for you to move forward and me to move forward.

I guess.

You guess?

No, you're right.

You're right.

I feel like we're all on the same page,

however, in this house, you never ever know.

You think that's, um--

unethical?

Um-- anything that any evil doctor

does is usually unethical.

[music playing]

I feel like today's meeting, Krista is going to be fine.

I definitely feel like Monica may

go on some sort of a rampage.

Whatever. I mean, what can I do?

Just sit there and take it.

Any problems with cooking, cleaning, or chores?

No, you seem to be doing quite well.

Thank you.

Nominees get to speak to the group

and indicate why they should not be voted out of the house.

Go! - You.

You go first.

I'm not.

All I'd like to say is I know why I should stay.

I think I have a chance to play this game.

And I don't want to go.

But if I have to go, then that's how the game is being played.

I have to say, I had a good week.

I could have made it very hard on myself and for you guys.

I've seen that done already.

And it's not a nice feeling.

I came here with dignity and pride,

and I want to leave with dignity and pride.

And I know all of you came in here to win a game.

In the rules, it didn't say that you could not lie,

that you could not manipulate, you could not control.

It didn't say any of those things, so it's a game.

And that's just how it goes.

And I want to thank you guys.

And that's that.

Well said.

[clapping]

Why I should stay in the house--

I mean, basically, at this point in the game, as we all know,

everybody in here, we have passed the halfway point.

I have a certain respect for everybody in here.

And I don't strive on money and the smell of money

doesn't get me to be some lying, betrayal person.

I'm not going to do it because that-- that's not who I am.

And if I do that, like Hardy said,

I'll lose a part of myself.

It's just a game.

I'm not going to take anything personal.

But don't get me wrong--

I want to stay.

But if I don't, I don't.

And it won't be any hard feelings.

And that's it.

Again, well said.

[clapping]

Let me close by saying thank you

both for making it a really--

what is my problem in here.

Hey, I know what you mean!

For making it-- for making it a really,

really enjoyable week for me.

Monica, I respect the fact that you couldn't look to-- look

at me or sit near me for hours,

but that you have nice things to say that are

not % berating negativity--

I'm not going--

I'm not going to do that to you.

And it's nice to hear from your mouth on Monday--

coming from Thursday-- saying that you have a chance

to stay in this game, and that you hope that you can,

and that you think you've played well,

and it's not you against the world.

It's not personal.

The world against you.

That's right.

And I think that's really refreshing.

I didn't think that you were going

to change your mind on that.

Things change from day to day.

I'm not going to change who I am for people.

You know who you are, you know what you've done.

You have to deal with that.

I don't have to deal with that.

You have to walk around with it.

And if you need to [muted] unload on me,

then that's what I'm here. - I'm not.

Because I'm the as*h*le of the week.

That's basically what it boils down-- no,

honestly, that's what it is.

There's always-- there's always hard feelings

after a nomination.

Period.

No matter what.

I didn't have any hard feelings.

My thing was-- is, both times, I was sitting in this chair,

I was sitting next to somebody that, you know,

I truly considered my friend.

Right.

And, you know, I wouldn't rather--

I'd rather it that way than rather

sitting next to my enemy.

I really feel proud to be sitting next to Monica

right now.

Ditto to you, too.

And you know-- you know, sitting next to you,

it's kind of hard for me to do.

All right.

Well, give me a hug.

OK.

All right, darling.

All right. Good meeting.

Yeah, team!

Thanks, y'all.

It was a love fest.

We almost, you know, lit a camp campfire and sand kumbaya.

I mean, I just couldn't believe it.

At this point in the game, it's hard to dislike anyone.

I don't feel like I was being a fake,

I don't feel like I was being phony.

It was coming from a sincere place.

I don't believe either one of them.

I think they're both deviant.

I think they're both malicious.

And neither of them would have a problem cutting the other one,

if the circumstances allowed that.

Hopefully, it will go the way that Hardy

and I have planned it.

But if not, then we'll know by the vote

count who is cheating who.

I feel that Will will vote for me to stay in the house.

For me, it's not all that big of a deal.

I'm certainly going to kiss both Krista

and Monica's butt this week.

I'm not too sure on Hardy and Bunky.

Hardy's got a lot of anger right now towards everyone.

And Bunky's just kind out in the wind.

He does his own thing.

Every time someone is evicted, it seems that people realign.

And I just don't know what's going to happen next.

I just need win Head of Household,

so I can make sure that I'm not nominated.

And it all depends on what's said and what kind of energy

is going on.

I think it would be best to get rid of the person who would

be considered a stronger player than someone

who is less of a threat.

Krista says she's not here for the wrong reasons.

Well, everyone's here for the wrong reasons

or you wouldn't be here.

I know everyone in this house is evil,

I'm just the only one who can admit it.

NARRATOR: Who will be evicted next

from the "Big Brother" house?

Krista or Monica?

Find out live, this Thursday night.

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