02x23 - Episode 23

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother"--

Hardy used drive and determination

to claim the Head of Household room for the third time

and immediately conspired with his strategic partner, Nicole.

Are they going to try to break us up if we don't win?

They'd be stupid not to.

I see her and I as the last two in the game.

NARRATOR: Anticipating nomination,

Will turned his charm on Nicole to avoid eviction.

I have a really good time with you and Hardy.

Three, two, one!

NARRATOR: The house guests ended their four day, peanut butter

fest with a midnight feast.

And Monica conquered her fear of heights

to help the group win the next week's rations.

When I climbed up that ladder--

no lie-- I thought I was going to bust out in tears.

NARRATOR: While Will used his sense of humor

to win over Hardy.

You know, I laugh lot when he's around.

NARRATOR: Bunky refused to back down to the Head

of Household's demands--

That just wasn't a smart maneuver on your part.

Where did Bunky's backbone come from?

I don't know.

I don't care if this causes me a nomination or not.

NARRATOR: Prompting Hardy to cut a dubious deal.

If you give me your word that, if you win HOH,

you won't nominate both Nicole and I,

we'll keep you here for another week.

All right.

I've promised Hardy and Nicole that I

wouldn't nominate them both.

I clearly would nominate them both.

I would stab them both in the back,

and leave them to bleed, you know, on the kitchen floor,

and I wouldn't even clean it up.

NARRATOR: While Bunky took his first nomination well,

Will quietly waited for his chance at revenge.

Can Will survive another week to break

up the Hardy/Nicole alliance?

Find out tonight, on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

He has no power, he has no anything.

Hardy's becoming very strange.

He's like a bizarro Superman.

And you know, now he's drinking, he's smoking more.

He's falling apart.

The Hardy tower will crumble eventually.

I want to be around for that.

It doesn't feel that bad.

It's my first time being nominated--

probably my last time, too.

And, um-- I'm OK with it.

He's not going to win. - No.

Even if he's the last two, he's not going to beat Kent.

Yeah. Well, yeah.

That is true.

He may evict us, but we'll have the final say.

And as long as we can rally the votes against him--

Certainly.

That's all I care.

[music playing]

But you know what?

He planned it this way.

And now that I think about it, it's

not a coincidence that the--

he's winning every other week, because he's competing.

And which week did he pick?

He picked the week where he would be the tie breaker.

Listen-- I mean, Bunky, here's the sad thing--

one of us is leaving this week, and if the other

one doesn't win HOH, they're leaving the next week.

[music playing]

You doing all right, honey bunny?

I don't see Will as much of a threat as I do Bunky.

And that's been proven in his performances

in the past couple HOHs.

I think he knows a lot more about the past evictees

than Will does.

And that's something that you have

to take into consideration.

Then whenever my time comes, I'm going to try

to take it as well as he does.

But you did you cry more for Kent.

He's right.

I wasn't crying for Kent.

I was crying for Will.

- Thank you. - OK.

So you cried more for Will than you cried for me.

But you still have a week to cry,

so any time you are crying, make sure I--

Just let it go, man.

I've never really felt a lot of love for Hardy.

Hardy very high maintenance.

Hardy's always been short tempered, and he nominated me,

and I hugged him.

So I think I'm being a very good sport about it.

Were you surprised by the nominations?

Hm?

Were you surprised by the nominations?

Anything's possible, Nicole.

I was just wondering if you were surprised.

I had concerns that it's a possibility

that I could be nominated.

Oh!

About time.

It can change from day to day.

And at this point, here, today, I'll say

maybe Will will get voted out.

Tomorrow, it may not.

It may be Bunky.

I didn't expect Bunky to take the nomination

as well as he did.

I'm really impressed that he has been

able to be that OK with it.

That was only half an hour ago, though,

and he's already put me on the spot.

I don't mean to put you on the spot or make you uncomfortable,

but I was just kind of--

wanted to kind of prepare mentally.

And if this is my last week, I would kind of

like to, you know, know that it's my last week,

so that I can make the most of it.

So you had said that, earlier, that you

were thinking that Will should be the next one to go.

Do you still feel that way?

If you don't, I won't be upset.

It's very up in the air right now, Bunky.

OK.

Just because--

And I'm just-- I'm being honest with you,

as I've always been honest with you.

You can just say that you'd rather not talk about it.

I respect that, too.

He wants to know if this is his last week, which

is what every nominee does.

I mean, that's just-- you're human.

It's a natural reaction to do that.

You know, Will--

he should be the next one to go.

He should have been the last one to go.

He should have been the one before that to go.

He should have been the one before that to go.

Right.

Yet he hasn't been.

And that is the big problem at this juncture in the game,

because he's so spastic that he just blows everything,

you know?

- What do you mean, blows it? - The contests.

Oh, the contests.

Yeah, he's not good at them.

Bunky's reaction has been really important to me

because--

I mean, I love Bunky to death.

Because had I not asked you, then I would have just

gone back on my memory and said, OK,

Nicole, said that she would never vote to evict me,

but now I think I hear you saying that you kind of wish

that you hadn't said that, because you

don't know that you can--

You said that you will never nominate

me or vote to evict me.

And I said, well, don't do that.

Play this game for yourself.

And I gave you a lecture about that, if you will recall.

Oh, OK.

And I wasn't able to return exactly what you said.

Oh, OK.

I said, I will--

I will never vote against you or nominate

you, if I can possibly help it.

However, you've been kicking everyone's a*s for a week

and a half, you know?

And that's scary.

I respect that.

Bunky-- although trying to be smiley,

and OK, and not hide, and stuff, he's already uncomfortable.

Whoa!

You scared me to death. I'm sorry, what?

I just touched you. Was you sleeping?

I'm sorry. - No.

I just wanted to see how you're feeling.

I'm thinking his reaction is really good right now.

But I don't think it's going to be in a couple of days.

We'll see.

She said it will depend this week.

So my translation into that is, I'm going to try to keep you

under my thumb and keep you in line, so you've

got to kiss my a*s this week in order for me

not to vote for you.

And I'm not going to do that.

I do foresee him falling into the depression hole

that all of the other nominees have fallen into,

inclusive of myself.

And every once in a while, I can be catty and ugly.

And let me just--

I just thought of a phrase for a second.

I love it. I love it.

If it's down to those two, it's bully and the b*tch.

Yeah.

Bully and the b*tch.

Isn't that appropriate for those two?

My goal was to evict Hardy before I was evicted.

And it doesn't look like that's going to happen,

so I can just say to myself, well, I

do get to come back and have the final say with my vote.

We know what we're doing.

We know how we're going to get even.

We're going to have the final say.

I hope it's one of you two.

Whoa!

[music playing]

I don't know what this is about, but we

get to dress somebody up, man.

We were called into the storage room.

There were some blank, plastic dolls there.

We were asked to dress them up.

The dolls are related to a luxury competition that's going

to take place tomorrow morning.

There are arts and crafts!

Poor Nicole!

Oh my god.

Why are y'all doing this to me?

I suck at arts and crafts!

Nicole, seriously, don't freak out.

I'll help you. I'm really good at this stuff.

Listen, if I can do it, anyone can do it.

I'm very un-artistic.

Luxury competition, part one.

We have all been given a clean, foam cut out of ourselves.

Dude, this is a [muted] part of the competition?

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

Using only the materials provided,

we all have to decorate our cut outs

and make them look just like us.

We will be reunited with them tomorrow

and we will learn more about this week's luxury competition.

[cheering]

I'm going to make a Bunky doll!

And we were instructed to dress the dolls up

in our own likeness.

And all of us seem to be kind of going along

with it, except for Nicole.

Can I ask you a question?

What can I-- Bunky will know the answer to this.

What can I put in here, like a little like piece of metal--

I [muted] suck at arts and crafts!

I'm simply not going to do this right now.

Just don't get the basket.

[groaning]

Why couldn't this be Head of Household?

Now, see, I'm going to do it brown.

So just do it all brown first, before I start anything else.

No.

Because once you do it brown, then you can't like

do yellow over top of it or whatever.

I'm h*nky, but not this much.

The top--

You need to get it over the top

and have it come on the other side.

Oh, check it out.

Mine's got real hair, Monica.

That's nasty.

Yours is really good!

Stop playing.

I'm serious.

No, I'm serious!

Yours is really good, Monica.

I'm trying.

This is too fun. - It's really good.

Did you like my little bell?

But it got a little thingy-majig that I got to--

Whatever. It's good.

This is so funny.

I'm not trying to b*tch, I'm just saying, I hate it.

I hate it.

I hate it.

I'd rather go out and shave my head bald.

I would rather lie in a bed of snakes.

I [muted] hate it.

You look at that thing!

You want-- you want to go decorate one

of those things look like you?

You open up your eyeballs already?

Where's your eyeballs?

I glued them on.

OK.

So it's time for me to put some eyeballs on?

I'm going to help you. Let's go.

Just do the [muted] doll for me.

Yeah!

I'm not doing that [muted].

Nicole didn't want to participate

in tonight's activity.

She said that I could dress her doll up for her.

And I proceeded to do so. - OK.

What?

What are you doing?

I'm putting a bathing suit over that.

I'm just trying to get the body drawn where the stuff is.

You're going to put [muted] n*pples on a [muted] doll?

I was going to do the bathing suit over that.

- Simmer down now. - Would you give me a chance?

Simmer down.

Well, why do you need to put that on there?

That's like cleavage, darkened area

to represent the three dimensions.

Oh.

Let me see your three dimensions.

- Oh! - OK.

Nicole really didn't appreciate my effort in regard

to dressing up her doll.

I thought it was pretty physically accurate.

Funny how my boobs and n*pples are,

yet, still showing through.

I'm not done yet.

He put a thong on me.

No-- your a*s is creeping out.

I didn't know.

It's your girlfriend that walked around with her a*s

hanging out, not me.

Thank god.

Dun, dun, dun!

[music playing]

Look at it!

Dude, you're a f*cking dead man.

Nicole's about to punch me in the face

when we come back in here, just so you guys know, OK?

It's funny to him or whatever.

Hey, you know it's not going to be funny to me.

This is a doll that Nicole asked me to drop off.

What it really is, is a very angry woman.

You know how pissed off I get?

What the [muted] are you thinking?

She has one that's a piercing eye.

It's used mainly for finding dirty towels on the floor.

Also, it's used to find kids who are having a good time

and yell at them. Pick up your towels!

No one's allowed to talk!

I'm freaking out about everything!

Will, don't have fun!

Don't have any fun!

Would you go in there and do that, knowing that it

was pissing me off further?

These arts and crafts are bull [muted]..

I hate them.

I'm not doing them.

I am way to advanced for this.

I'm not doing anything.

Ah!

I can't go back out there with this or she'll k*ll me.

I mean, would I rather hang out

with Bunky, who only sometimes makes off the cuff comments,

or Will, who % of the time is walking

around here, pissing me off?

Because he thinks he's safe.

Well, he's [muted] mistaken.

[music playing]

I talked-- sat up and talked with Monica late.

And we covered everything that has happened up until now.

Two days before I become HOH--

OK, go ahead.

I find out that this UT thing has

been happening since day three.

So, A, I believe Hardy is lying to me.

OK.

B, I believe Krista's lying to me.

OK.

C, I believe you're in it with three other people.

OK.

One of which you're joined at the hip with.

OK.

And I have to say that you totally was wrong about that.

Well, OK.

She made it quite evident that I'm

a dumb a*s because I fell for the whole song and dance

with [muted] Will.

You all go to bed, Will comes back over to the hammock,

we stay up for four hours, talking about this [muted]..

They are positive that Hardy wouldn't vote her or Monica

out, even ahead of you.

And he made it out to be this huge--

it's bigger than all of us.

Like "Mission Impossible."

And there-- it's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And he's such a good [muted] talker.

And it was nothing.

I was surprised at Nicole because I know how she thinks.

And when she fell into the trap, I was very surprised

that she went the way she went.

Well, first of all, I go to the source.

Like I've always been when I've been here, I got to the source.

If I go to the source with that,

then I would have been busted and Will

would have been out of here.

And as far as I knew, he was my only ally at that point.

Because he's the only person who told me the [muted] truth.

She feels like a sucker for believing his [muted]..

And that's why she's still mad at herself and mad at him,

because she was duped by him.

He's smooth.

You don't think he's smooth?

Not to me.

Oh my god!

I can see everything from here.

Will, get down! I want to go up there.

There was a lot of buzz when "Big Brother" indicated

that someone might possibly get to leave the "Big

Brother" compound for an hour.

There's other people in the world besides us.

Of course I would enjoy leaving for an hour!

There's nothing I want more than to leave here for one hour!

I would absolutely k*ll myself to see

any and, of course, all of LA.

Just take a walk around a park, sit down on a bench,

look at people and see that they really exist.

You know what?

Honestly, although I'd love to leave, it would be scary, man.

No, it's like Russia, post-glasnost.

For generations people told us what our job is,

now we don't know what to do.

Luxury computation, part two--

The Great Escape!

Oh!

How many times have we dreamed of getting out of the house?

Eight!

Well, today could be the chance that we've

all been waiting for.

The competition consisted of blowing up helium balloons

and using them to raise our baskets above the "Big

Brother" compound.

The first two house guests whose baskets

float above the compound wall wins

and earns the right to join their baskets,

high up in the sky.

A hot air balloon ride?

Oh!

This afternoon, a helicopter will pick up the winners

and bring them on a one hour sky tour of LA's most famous

landmarks-- the Hollywood sign, the Santa Monica Pier,

the Playboy Mansion!

Yeah!

Just to name a few.

It would be nice to know that there is a world

outside of that still exists.

It's just a really phenomenal, phenomenal award to win.

All right, guys, this is luxury competition, part two--

The Great Escape.

When you hear the whistle, begin.

[whistle blowing]

Good luck, everybody!

[gas hissing]

I own a part time, party decorating company.

Although I might not have looked like I'd

done it before when I was out there, because I was very

nervous and my hands were shaking,

but I've blown up quite a few balloons.

[music playing]

I used some surgical suturing, tying techniques

that you can use one handed.

And it really expedited the knot tying.

So I felt this is the first time my medical background

helped me in a competition.

I think Hard was, you know, using

a little too much aggression.

[balloon squeaking]

[groaning]

Go figure.

Oh! [balloon popping]

[screaming]

You got to be kidding me!

You OK, Hardy?

I assure you that my popping the balloons

was not just to scare Bunky.

The one was already tied onto my basket.

I don't know why it broke.

The other one that broke--

I put a little bit too much helium in it.

[gas hissing]

Damn it, Bunky.

How good are you at this?

I just look around and see how many people had balloons,

but I was just concentrating on finding me a strategy.

I think it takes a calm, cool, collected head

to do this type of competition.

[gas hissing]

Nicole had quite a few yellow balloons blown up,

and then I saw Will had quite a few blue balloons blown up.

[gas hissing]

Where are you going?

[gas hissing]

I just felt that I was going slow,

but I was just really nervous.

And I kept telling myself to calm down.

And then, all of sudden, I hear Will yelling.

Yo! Yo!

Yo!

"Big Brother," hook me up!

Hey, "Big Brother!" And the whistle blows--

[whistle blowing]

And Will's above the wall.

What's that-- what's that mean?

It means Bill won.

He definitely turned up because that left one spot open.

Nice, Will.

Thank you.

I sure hope the helicopter doesn't crash.

I blew up like one more balloon

and then untied my basket.

And it just started flopping around

and going up a little bit, but it wasn't going above the wall.

And I'm like, man, that's a waste of time.

So I had to pull it back down, tie it back down,

and I went for a big balloon, and I just

thought, now I'm racing Nicole.

At one point, my fingers cramped and I

spent forever trying to get a knot

in one of those big balloons.

I just-- I couldn't get it through.

And I was using my teeth to get it through and tie the knot.

And so finally, I got that last balloon on there.

And I'm like let me just go for it.

So I started unwinding the string and then

my balloon started floating sideways,

which is just a waste of time.

Oh, god!

Oh!

And eventually, it got above the wall.

[whistle blowing]

[screaming]

Yeah!

Woo!

We're getting high!

Congratulations.

We're nominated and we're getting out!

[music playing]

[cheering]

[helicopter hovering]

Blindfolds on.

I'm going to put it on.

Thanks a lot, dude.

If I croak, divide up my stuff.

You can have it.

I've never been on a g*y date before, I've never been

on a helicopter date before, and I've certainly never

been on a g*y, helicopter date.

OK.

You guys get to take pictures?

See you later.

OK.

It was a big production for us to get into the helicopter.

"Big Brother" had all these rules about we

can't see other people.

So Will and I were standing in the backyard, blindfolded.

I was considering donating this trip to someone else

in the house who-- you know, who has know been a little more

depressed lately, like Nicole.

Just kidding!

I'm keeping this and there's no way

I'm letting anyone else use it!

Of course I want to ride in a helicopter

and no one can take this from me!

Aw!

[crashing]

Oh, sorry, buddy! I'm sorry.

He's-- he's good.

He's really good.

This is a luxury that I have extraordinary interest in.

I can't help but be little more than a teensy bit jealous.

- Bye, guys! - OK!

See you later. - Bye!

Have a good time!

Only two things are going to make me feel better--

a, throw Will out of that helicopter and put me in it,

and, b, I get to kick the crap out of Will.

- Take care, guys. - Bye, guys.

Be careful.

Later, Hardy!

Wait to k*ll us on the way over, all right?

I don't think I have ever been on a helicopter ride

or in a helicopter ride.

So I'm nervous, but I'm also very excited.

[helicopter blades chopping]

[music playing]

Oh my god!

[cheering]

I'm glad Bunky won.

You know, it's nice to have the two nominees

getting to do something.

The simple fact of the matter is, I actually

appreciate who Bunky is.

Nicole is clearly the most depressed person

I've ever met in my life.

And I don't want to sit alone with her at any time,

any place, anywhere.

[helicopter hovering]

I can't believe she's acting the way she's acting, man.

Yes.

[music playing]

Oh my god!

Here we go!

[cheering]

I mean, I'm just hoping to get past this.

I really-- I'm trying to.

You're the one that said--

can you-- I can't imagine having to spend

another week here with just Bunky, and Monica, and us.

That was your-- those were your words, out of your mouth.

I know.

I suggest we see how it goes--

We need to just see how it goes until Wednesday.

Wow!

The helicopter ride was amazing.

It was truly just glorious.

It was overwhelming.

I've never seen you like this.

You can also like look past or whatever.

But you just can't-- why are you hanging onto this so bad?

I don't know.

You've got to let it go.

It's the-- I mean, it's not about the helicopter ride.

So does this change any--

I mean, he's just a lying, conniving,

little snake in the grass.

That's all he is.

And he thinks that he's better than every one of us.

And that really pisses me off.

He's even said it.

This is so awesome and cool.

OK.

I'm glad that I got to share the experience with Will.

He was a great companion.

And we had a terrific time.

He was grinning from ear to ear.

And we had a lot of fun taking pictures.

[music playing]

This makes me feel like Will is sitting there with--

just knowing that he can ride it out another week

because he's so funny, and keeping us amused, and--

I mean, he's sliding it out.

This is his third nomination.

And he hasn't had to-- he hasn't had to sweat one of them out.

She says she doesn't have an outlet right now.

She's extremely pissed at Will, which is normal,

but not this pissed.

And she just won't let it go.

[music playing]

Wow.

Playboy Mansion!

Oh, here's some sandwiches.

Now we're talking.

Now we're talking.

Let's make lunch here.

This was very different from other dates I've had.

Every other date I've ever been on has been heterosexual

and most have not involved a helicopter.

What about yourself?

Having a great time, man.

I think it's almost over, though.

Don't say that.

It was really cool to see the Santa Monica Pier and all

the people out on the pier.

And some of them were waving.

And I said to Will--

I said, do you think they know they're waving at Bunky

and Will from "Big Brother "?

And they probably didn't know.

I hate him.

I've had enough of him.

And I've dealt with him, and I've dealt with him,

and I've dealt with him.

And, I mean, talking with Monica last night

made me feel like a big jackass because I bought into the Will

theory, and that you're [muted] me over,

and that this thing is bigger than us, and blah, blah, blah,

and this, and that.

And he's still here.

Are they coming back already?

I can't even go out there.

I can't even go out there.

I can't even hear what they have to say.

I swear to god.

I can't.

[music playing]

They're going to [muted] talk about it all afternoon.

Oh god.

k*ll me.

Oh god!

How was it?

Oh my god.

It was overwhelming, dude.

What's up.

You like?

Yeah.

When we landed, Monica and Hardy greeted us at the door.

They were really interested to hear what we saw.

We brought back some food for them.

And it was really--

you know, it was gourmet food, so they

were really appreciative.

[knocking]

Hey.

Hey.

I brought you some salad.

I really don't want any right now.

And a glass of champagne.

I really don't care for any right now.

Thank you. - All right.

You want to just be left alone?

Yes, please.

OK.

She refuses to even look at me or talk to me.

I don't know if that's a bad thing or a really good thing.

As it is right now, it doesn't bother me either way

and I'm not going let her ruin this day for me.

She's ruined the last .

What-- why is Nicole so infuriated?

Like is it at me? Or just in general?

Or-- - I don't know.

She wouldn't even talk to me, so--

It's like if I would stomp on your foot--

Uh, huh.

Like stomp hard on your foot and then apologize to you--

Uh, huh.

And then, an hour later, I'd stomp on your foot again--

- Uh, huh. - And I apologized to you.

And then, an hour later, I'd stop on your foot

again and apologize to you.

Like she's tired of getting her foot stomped on.

OK. I just--

Even though you apologize-- and I've heard you

apologize to her before and say, you know,

you're absolutely right.

You're absolutely right, Nicole.

And I've heard you say that many times--

those same words. - Right.

No. Of course.

You're absolutely right, Nicole.

And she's just [muted] tired of having to deal with it,

you know? - OK.

I understand that.

It just seems like, you know, she didn't win

and she's sort of taking that out on me.

And I don't-- I don't know.

I mean-- I--

I don't think it's just me, but--

Honestly, any encounter that you have initiated by you

will probably not be a nice one.

I hear you. Thanks.

No, I certainly appreciate that advice.

Sure.

Well, if you talk to, tell her I'm--

I'm ready to discuss anything.

But I'm not going to talk to her, otherwise.

All right, man.

I'll let her know.

[music playing]

Why is she eating pizza and we're not?

You better shut up, and eat your dinner, and be happy.

The nicest thing Nicole has said all day.

To stir things up a little bit, I

engaged Bunky in a conversation about sexuality.

Bunky, you've lived with people in this house,

of those people--

I can't remember what the question was.

Do you think that any of them--

Who do you think--

Who do you think had a g*y experience?

Most likely had a g*y experience.

Yeah.

Most likely had a g*y experience.

Most likely had an experience with someone

of the same gender?

Let's go through the people.

Everybody wants my opinion.

No one will get upset by my opinion, correct?

- No! - I won't.

OK.

Hardy, don't get upset, but when I first saw you--

you know, with the beautiful eyelashes and everything--

I was kind of hoping you were g*y.

I was kind of hoping you would play

on our team and everything.

And so then I was really disappointed at the pool,

when you threw the football really well, I'm like, damn.

I'm like, OK, well, maybe he's a really macho g*y guy, you know?

And then-- so--

Well, not about your own speculation.

The question was, do you think that he has ever had--

- Right. - OK.

I'll be totally honest.

No, I don't think you've ever had sex with a guy, but I--

I think that you've thought about it.

An experience.

And I think that you--

I would guess that you have found,

occasionally, guys attractive, but you won't

allow yourself to explore that.

And I think that you're bisexual.

And bisexual-- not /.

I think that maybe you're /, meaning % women

and, like % of time, you might find a guy attractive.

Let's just say he's entitled to his opinion.

I find his opinion of me, personally, very erroneous.

I know myself extremely well.

I also think that both you guys--

which I think is funny-- is that you

fulfill some g*y stereotypes.

And that's the whole thing-- they're just stereotypes.

It doesn't make you g*y or whatever.

But, you know, like I did my first facial last week

and I'm the g*y guy.

And you guys are doing facials.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, that's simply skin care, my man.

Right. I mean--

Don't-- let's not confuse grooming with sexuality.

I mean, you're coloring your hair--

I don't have any hair to color.

You guys are plucking your eyebrows

and yet people think that that's a g*y thing.

Guilty!

I have not plucked my eyebrows.

I mean, I think--

Other people pluck them for me.

OK. Big deal.

Eyebrows have been plucked.

Listen, I shave my whole body, including my [muted]..

What do you want me to say about it?

Exactly.

I mean, you guys are out there, shaving your body.

And like the g*y guy's not the one shaving.

And yet, people probably think, oh, shaving his body,

he's probably g*y.

And I was like, those guys are straight

and they're shaving their body.

So it's just funny how you guys fulfill some g*y stereotypes

and I didn't or I don't in my general life.

It just-- that just goes to prove to everybody

that they're just stereotypes and not everyone

fits those stereotypes.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: "Big Brother" would like

to give the house guests a second, in-house shopping

spree.

[screaming]

What type of wardrobe would you like

to get the house guests for their in-house shopping spree?

Do we all get it?

NARRATOR: One, sportswear.

Oh, please.

NARRATOR: Two, swimwear.

Oh, I need that!

Three, sleepwear.

No, sleepwear.

We all--

- What's the [muted] catch? - What do you mean?

What do you mean? What's the-- yeah.

There is no catch.

As a matter of fact, we can browse for seconds.

Of catalogs?

No.

Clothes, in here.

[laughing]

What?

Did you hear me scream?

I love clothing.

I love to dress and I love to shop, so this is like--

my god.

This is like-- oh my-- it's just like getting

a letter from home.

I am very excited about this week's

America's Choice question.

No one needs clothes worse than me.

I can't even live with my own clothes, they smell so bad.

All night long we were like, oh god, please

let it be sportswear!

Please let it be sportswear!

What's the rules, Hardy.

America has voted to treated us all

to an in-house sportswear shop!

I told you!

[cheering]

Our living room will be transformed into a boutique,

complete with racks of clothing, shoes--

[screaming]

Sun glass--

[screaming]

And other goodies!

[screaming]

When we hear the whistle, we will have seconds

to peruse the merchandise.

A second whistle will sound and we'll have another

seconds to shop till we drop.

Whatever we have been able to put on our bodies in that time

is ours to keep.

Happy shopping, guys!

[screaming]

I mean, me and Monica, actually, I think

lost our voices for a moment.

I think only dogs could hear us.

That's how hard we were screaming.

And we went outside.

And we had to wait while they were doing--

putting everything in the house.

And all of us were sitting outside.

And our hearts were like beating real fast

and we were like nauseous.

We were like, ah!

[whistle blowing]

Oh!

Oh, yes!

Oh my!

Son of a b*tch!

[screaming]

No, I want these!

The first seconds went a lot slower than the second

seconds, it seemed like.

The first seconds, obviously, we

were just like looking around, trying to figure

out what we exactly wanted.

This is crazy, guys.

This is crazy! - Yes!

Yes! - Oh, dude!

These are mine! These are mine!

These are mine!

Oh, god!

Oh my god!

This one, right here.

Look at this! Look at this.

You can take those!

Then the next seconds was, obviously, very frantic.

Frantic was probably the most appropriate

word to describe it.

[whistle blowing]

Good one, guys!

Let's do this!

Oh, you took my glasses!

You b*stard!

No, dude, I'll take later.

I got to get the shoes.

The women have a better strategy because we're women

and we live to shop.

Just get them over your waist.

That's it!

That's it!

Dude, that's not--

I tried to get that-- that green outfit.

No, no.

OK.

I guess I don't shop very well.

I-- I don't know what I did wrong,

but I just wasn't efficient.

[music playing]

My strategy was to grab as much clothes I could, dump them

in a chair, and when there was , seconds left,

put on as much as I could, jamming any extraneous articles

of clothing in my pants.

Get off!

Come on!

Get another shoes!

Get this dress!

Get this dress!

What dress?

What dress?

[music playing]

[whistle blowing]

Shoes are on my feet.

I fell down.

If we would have had three minutes, I guarantee you me

and Monica would have had every single thing on that rack

on our body, some way.

But I got some leather boots.

And this is the kind of stuff I wear.

[cheering]

And I love it.

I'm just in my glory.

Nicole and I had our little system that worked.

And we just wish we had more time.

Look at this shirt.

I mean, I know that the "Big Brother"

shoppers got this shirt, saying, Bunky's

going to want that shirt.

And they're right.

It seemed that we didn't fare as well as the ladies did,

but I am not going to complain one bit.

I'm thrilled with what I got.

Oh, you don't want these sunglasses?

No, you got crappy stuff, Bunk.

I'm sorry. - Oh, I know.

No, I don't really want them.

Bunky did a really poor job today.

He, I guess, is a thrifty shopper.

I don't know if he was looking for discounts

or trying to use a coupon at the register.

Bunky didn't get anything.

He even tried to trade us stuff.

And we didn't even want it.

In fact, I felt so bad for him, I had to give him things

that I didn't want.

And probably his most expensive items are the shoes I gave him.

Very nice Kenneth Cole stuff.

I think Jeff would look excellent in this.

And I'm sure that your sister's husband

would really like to wear that.

We don't even know what we have it, so--

No, I'm not trading. Please.

- Why not? - No, he's-- he's--

Because I don't wear--

it's really nice and I wear more like grungy stuff.

OK.

It's very nice, Kenneth Cole stuff.

All right. Not a problem.

Thank you. - Please.

Tell them to wear them in good health.

I like the shoes then, men.

Y'all, look at this outfit.

Kick a*s!

That is cool.

Thank you, "Big Brother"!

Thank you!

Thank you, America!

Thank you, America!

Oh my god, they were--

I mean, that is--

I can't even-- and everything-- and that-- oh my god.

I just can't believe it.

[music playing]

Who's your nutritionist?

Him? - Yes.

It's true.

He explains how the fat works, and how

you burn it off in the morning, and yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm the one that [muted] said that.

No, you yell it, he explains it.

We have a lot of intimate conversations.

What does it matter?

What makes you do it-- him-- him or me?

Him, because I understand it.

You're just like, Bunky, you don't need to eat

the protein bar and the shake!

That's stupid!

Hardy has always had a temper, from the very beginning.

I guess, the first couple of weeks,

he tried to hide his temper, and just bite his tongue,

and just go around angry instead of snapping at people.

Just trim around your ears.

No, man.

He will fight until his death.

I'm more of a passive person.

I'm more of a let's share and let's, you know--

let's make this a win-win situation.

And that is not Hardy.

He's just never going to be able to stay married,

talking to people like that, man.

The both of them.

They're walked out, man.

Yeah.

Nicole's not the slightest bit fun.

She hasn't wanted to do anything fun yet.

- Maybe he's different outside. - No, way, man.

We've lived with her weeks.

She sucks.

Well, outside of here.

This is a different environment.

Bunky, in weeks, I haven't seen her

have a good time with anything.

You haven't seen her outside the "Big Brother" house.

Well, I've seen everyone else in here

have a good time with something.

Anyone who has a blunted affect, where they can't

raise or lower their voice to express different feelings,

is suspect.

And she is a perfect example of that.

When she's angry, she has the same voice as when she's happy.

Have you ever noticed that?

Hardy has, pretty much, a similar way.

But everyone else, like you and I as examples--

Boogie's an example, Shannon's an example.

People who are pretty comfortable with themselves

will use inflection.

Oh, I get that.

Because they're comfortable speaking.

I definitely use inflection.

And those two are completely uncomfortable speaking,

because they never know--

you can't have a conversation without them--

without them getting angry.

Yeah.

You know, my only hope, by some miracle of god,

is that they turn on each other.

In a week!

You and I will probably be gone, but they're

going to be like, [muted],, do we want

to-- do I want to be against Monica in this house

or do I want to be against Nicole?

Because that will be real interesting, to see what

happens then.

Yeah, yeah. That's right.

And that's why--

I mean, I never brought that up at the beginning because, oh!

Come on!

God!

[muted] Sorry about that, Bunky.

I rarely yell.

It's OK.

It's all right, Hardy!

You know-- listen, you never saw this happen.

Your beans are boiling.

You never saw this happening, because I'm eating it,

I swear to God. - What?

Nothing.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just dropped fish first on the floor.

You saw that, and I'm eating it, and I don't care.

OK. Great.

Well, you're definitely straight then.

[music playing]

Hey.

I'm having some wine, so my blood pressure stays below

and then you and I are going to talk.

[music playing]

Would you like to sit in the hammock, like we always do,

when we have these big talks?

No.

OK.

No.

And I swear to god, Will, if you sit there and go, you're right,

Nicole, you're right, you're right,

and then you're going to turn around and do the same [muted]

again, I swear to god, I'm going to k*ll you.

OK.

I'm often infuriated in here because of you.

We are all people, OK?

And you-- you just can't beat be [muted] out right a b*stard

every time something like this happens.

And you talk.

And you're like, oh, Nicole, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You're right.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

minutes later, you're doing the--

the imitation of Nicole.

Go and pick your towels up!

Go and-- with that [muted] voice.

And that [muted] rude--

I'm sorry.

You do it--

it's not minutes later, you've got to do it again.

And especially in the position you're in right now.

I mean, what are you [muted] thinking?

Hardy makes the deal with you, that night

you start doing this [muted].

That [muted] night.

You know that [muted].

You know how to push my buttons.

And you just do it.

And you do it.

And you do it.

Can you-- can you explain that to me.

No, I can't.

You know, it's-- it's not like this is new.

I mean, this is problems I've always had.

You know, I get into trouble because of reasons like this.

Thankfully, I had two days to [muted] simmer down,

because I didn't--

I was at the point, I didn't even [muted]

care what Hardy said.

I respect Hardy and I'm on a team with him,

but I was like, [muted] that, I can't

live him another [muted] day.

And I'm telling you right now, it pains me to not do it.

And I'm not going to [muted] do it, unless you just drive me

to whatever before Wednesday.

Which is quite possible-- it's only Sunday.

That's three whole days.

I'm really going to give it a big effort.

I just won't stand for his disrespect anymore.

Period.

I promise.

I think Nicole's living in denial.

And I'm not talking about that river in Egypt.

She really wants me to like her.

She wants to like me.

And the simple fact of the matter is I don't.

I told Hardy, three days ago, I couldn't imagine being here

without you.

Nicole, are you crazy?

If you keep me in this house, of course,

I'm going to stab you in the back

and nominate you and Hardy.

You know what?

I-- I say this in all sincerity, like, I couldn't imagine

being without you guys either.

Hopefully-- hopefully, he took this one to heart.

You know, I really try to teach

everyone the deep, dark, dankest dungeon

that I call my own heart.

You don't shake your head.

That's-- I'm just trying to explain.

And they just won't pay attention.

I tell them, right to their face,

I'm going to stab you in the back,

I'm going to lie to you, that's what I've been doing,

I'm going to continue to do it.

I feel as though I need to be at the forefront of people's

thoughts all the time.

And for me, it's easier to be at the forefront of their thoughts

as a bad person than as a good person.

That doesn't make sense, though.

I'm not saying it makes a bit of sense.

It doesn't.

None.

Zero.

Especially being a smart person.

If you were dumb, I would understand it.

And the looked me right in the face and they say,

no, you won't.

We trust you.

You're a good guy.

And I burn them, every time.

[music playing]

Today's the Monday meeting.

And I'm not expecting any surprises.

However, I, unfortunately, have been

very surprised in the past.

All right.

Any personal issues?

Yes.

Fair enough.

Will and I had a discussion last night.

And Will's not going to be disrespectful to me

and I'm going to be nice to him.

So everyone knows and everyone's OK.

OK?

That's all.

Yeah, OK.

Bunky and Will, in whatever order you guys would like,

indicate to the group why you should not be voted

out of the house this week.

OK.

I'll go first.

I don't really have much to say at all.

I've been having a lot of fun the last two weeks.

You know, the helicopter ride was really fun.

I thought the shopping yesterday was fun.

And I just think we've been working together, as a group.

You know, the food challenge, we really came

together and did a good thing.

And that's it.

I've just been having a much better time the last two weeks,

than I was, you know, before that.

Cool.

I just want to say that I've had a great time.

This has been a wonderful experience.

I'm going to try not to cry.

Sorry.

You know how I get emotional.

So what?

Believe me, I do, too.

I'm surprised that I got in the house.

I was surprised that I was one of the .

And when I was chosen as one of the , that's when I won.

So when I walked in, I won.

And everything after that is gravy.

If I stay, that means great things are going to happen.

And if I go, it means that there are great things

out there, waiting for me.

And I just want to thank all of you for your friendship.

And I'm going to miss you guys.

Damn you, boy.

Nothing short of a catastrophe could--

could side track my plan right now.

It is two days before voting.

And per our conversation between me and Will,

I told him, if he has one slip up, one disrespectful slip up--

anything that's going to make me mad between now and then--

he's gone.

Who will be evicted next from the "Big Brother" house--

Bunky or Will?

Find out live, this Thursday night.

[music playing]

[theme music]