02x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

[birds chirping]

[Zuza] The ground approach is out

because it's full of security measures.

The air approach as well,

since it's on the ground floor.

But there is one more entrance.

The old sewers.

In order to bypass the security,

we can access the gallery from below.

And according to these blueprints,

this one leads to the back,

and from there, straight to the Venus.

[upbeat music]

We need to find a base

for digging in this area.

I asked Tomek to take care of it.

Yeah. We need to limit

the inner circle to a minimum.

[Wioletta] Girls!

[birds chirping]

Have you seen my lotion?

["Young Hearts Run Free"

by Candi Staton playing]

What's the sense in sharing ♪

[Alicja] What was that?

"Limit the inner circle"?

Endin' up

Just another lost and lonely wife ♪

You'll count up the years

And they will be filled with tears ♪

[sizzling]

Love only breaks up

To start over again ♪

You'll get the baby

But you won't have your man ♪

While he is busy

Loving every woman that he can ♪

Uh-huh ♪

Say I'm gonna leave

A hundred times a day ♪

It's easier said than done ♪

When you just can't break away ♪

You just can't break away ♪

Oh, young hearts run free ♪

THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng

[song fades]

[Maria] But listen

[softly] Maria, not now.

We're very busy.

But it's very important.

I know. In an hour.

[single beep]

Well

Well, at least give it a read.

[Masarz's voice] Door open.

[Masarz's voice] Have a nice ride down.

[elevator creaking]

[Zuza] Close call.

[Marzena] If you let me go,

I can get the g*ng for you in a month.

[rhythmical music]

- [whispering] I've got some info.

- Tell her we've got info, too.

We need specifics.

You can read lips?

Specifics, please.

I know those three

ladies are back in town.

They're up to something.

If you let me go,

I'll figure out what it is.

And give them to you.

- [door ringing]

- [Gujska] It's a bad idea.

Then how did she know they were back?

Did she guess?

The media never mentioned

the suitcase was stolen.

- The chief won't agree to let her go.

- He doesn't need to know, Gujska.

Excuse me?

Mom told me in a letter

to be brave and independent.

This is not what she meant.

Find the limp one!

[enigmatic music]

I checked all ground-level venues

in the vicinity.

All are occupied, all doing well,

nobody's planning to leave within a month.

[Alicja] So, no point

in overthinking this.

We've gotta

steal the statue in transport.

When are they moving it?

- [Kinga] Is a moving target better?

- [Zuza] Chabrowa Street

- [Alicja] We did steal the suitcase.

- [Kinga]The Yakuza wasn't after it.

- And we've got some casualties.

- [Alicja] Well, that's not our fault.

Lameness is hereditary.

[snorts] Ouch.

LETTERS TO THE g*ng

Thanks, Auntie.

Hold on

[slow, suspenseful music]

[phone ringing]

[door opens]

[Alicja] Hello.

Wanda Zięba, Our Town Daily.

Your letter

about the shady supplement wholesaler

has been met with quite the interest

Did the g*ng write back?

Sadly not.

Um, but we want to do

a bigger story on the matter.

Could you spare me a moment?

Of course.

[Alicja] So, it's a pyramid scheme?

[man] Exactly.

They needle you,

talk in circles, confuse you.

And then you end up

with boxes full of goop.

[slow jazz music in the background]

[man] I know what you're thinking.

"Why won't he sell

all those records and albums?"

They remind me

of the best years of my life.

When I worked at the radio station.

I can't bring myself to do it.

- It's you!

- Did I hook you up with someone as well?

- [chuckles]

- I was better than a matchmaking company.

To this day, I still get letters.

- As you can see.

- Yes, that's very nice.

- Do you get a lot of them?

- Yeah.

"If you hadn't played Szczepanik

on August 17th, 1983,

maybe I wouldn't have

wasted my life with that f*ck."

[chuckles]

Wanna listen?

[plays "Goniąc kormorany"

by Piotr Szczepanik]

A bunch of silly cormorants.

The day is fading in a grey fog ♪

The wind ♪

I'm moved.

♪blowing raindrops from trees ♪

A flock of cormorants

Tangled in flight ♪

[song fades]

[suspenseful music]

Change places with me.

- But my leg hurts.

- Sit here, stop whining.

[Tomek] Ouch!

[Tomek grunts]

[suspenseful music continues]

[Alicja] Wanna bet she's gotten rusty?

Monogamy makes you lazy.

Excuse me, what does monogamy

have to do with picking locks? [chuckles]

You don't think as much.

No searching, no effort.

[Zuza] I guess it's like riding a bike

[Kinga] The guineafowl is in the roost.

[Zuza] Okay, Kinga, hurry up!

I don't know if it's such a good idea

to steal money from him.

It's not his money.

Watch and learn.

Get down!

[Zuza] Abort the mission!

- [Kinga] What's wrong?

- [Zuza] Someone's here!

[whistles gently]

Hey, isn't that our guy?

- Go distract him.

- What?

Distract him!

[whistling continues]

[Tomek] Excuse me.

Excuse me. Have you got a light?

[suspenseful music continues]

Um

Damn, how about a smoke as well?

Man, do you want me to go

to the liquor store for you as well?

[Tomek chuckles]

Here you go.

[Tomek] Yup.

[coughs loudly]

Thank you.

[coughs one more time]

Hobos aren't what they used to be.

[triumphal orchestral music with rap bits]

Hello?

Please hear me out. It's important.

Today, 1 p.m., the supplement wholesaler

Healthy Józek on Chabrowa Street.

One hell of a story.

Don't miss your chance.

[distant mooing]

[Kinga]I love the thrill.

[indistinct conversations]

[female receptionist] Next, please.

Take a seat, please.

Take a seat!

It's like your second pension.

[screams] It's like your second pension!

HEALTHY MARY

And a third one.

There's also a version for women.

[client] So much?

Who am I gonna sell this much to?

It sells itself.

I'm sure you have a lot of friends.

Most of them are dead.

Do you know why?

Because they didn't take these!

Oh.

[client grunts]

[female receptionist] I'll walk you.

Slowly, slowly.

["Goniąc kormorany"

by Piotr Szczepanik playing]

[Zuza] Health inspection

We've got a tip about increased levels

of radioactive iodine.

- Hold on

- [Zuza] Everyone, leave immediately!

- [wholesaler] Explain this!

- [Zuza] Leave!

- [Zuza] There's a threat to your life!

- [wholesaler] It's some kind of mistake!

Please don't touch me!

I'm going to sue you!

I'm going to sue you! Take you to court!

I can't go in here! It's dark here!

[Joasia] A high concentration

of radioactive iodine

was unexpectedly detected

at the Healthy Józek, and we have Mrs

Mariola Pluskwa.

Where did this radioactive iodine

come from in Our Town?

Our department suspects

that the premises were renovated

using wallpaper

robbed from deserted Pripyat.

[song continues]

Now we're talking.

[man 1] That's not all.

They've been swindling

pensioners for years,

getting them

to buy boxes full of this sh*t.

- Excuse me.

- Exactly, it's a disgrace.

- [man 2] And in the community center!

- It's a disgrace.

[Kinga]So? When's our next heist?

[Alicja] When you get up

from doing the splits.

More and more letters are coming in.

People really need us.

Well, if we chose the safer ones

What do you think?

Girls, I

[ethereal music]

- [loud police sirens]

- [glass shatters]

- [metal clinking]

- [string instrument playing]

[ethereal music fades]

No, we can't.

- Not even a little side job?

- [Alicja] Okay, let's focus on the task.

It'll be better this way.

That's a shame because I was going senile

by sitting in Bieszczady.

[Henryk] Kinga!

My record!

[Kinga] Um

I haven't seen a bigger one

since that pike in 1974.

It was 90 centimeters!

[shouts gleefully]

You've got a lot in common.

While you were still on the prowl,

you were also mostly interested in length.

[Kinga chuckles]

- "We're sorry for the negligence."

- Thank you.

"We'll try to make it up

to everyone affected."

[calm, suspenseful music]

[calm, suspenseful music continues]

Excuse me.

- Yes?

- Um

Have you recently seen someone here with

a limp?

A limp?

I don't think so.

But I'll keep an eye out.

Thank you.

We've been pretty swarmed recently.

You're the fourth person today.

I think

I think

I've gotten back in touch with Mom.

I don't really believe that kind of stuff,

but she's haunting me.

- Recently, she even wrote me a letter.

- Then ask her about that person.

You can see much more from the afterlife.

[suspenseful music]

[whistling appreciatively]

[loud drilling]

Will this take long?

The wall?

How'd I know?

If it falls, it f*cking falls.

[radio beeps]

[woman]

You're interrupting the kiddies' nap.

- [Tomek] We've got a problem.

- [woman] It's a kindergarten.

- The kids need to have their rest!

- [Tomek] I'll do what I can.

Yeah.

[loud bang]

I mean I obviously,

completely understand your frustration.

- [another bang]

- And I'll do what I can.

I get it's a renovation,

but it's going too far.

- [another bang]

- Yes. I apologize.

- To you and all your kiddies.

- [another bang]

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

[another bang]

[loud drilling inside]

Goodbye.

KINDERGARTEN

COLORFUL GROUND SQUIRRELS

[upbeat music continues]

[loud drilling continues]

We've gotta think about soundproofing.

Where did you get these workers?

Can they be trusted?

They can keep their mouth shut.

And they're grateful for the job.

The slammer?

[loud drilling continues]

Ancient history.

For us all.

Hey.

I'm serious.

Stop looking back, or you'll go crazy.

[extremely loud bang]

[radio beeps]

[foreman] We're done, boss.

Here. We have to get through here

to get to the tunnels.

But no drill is gonna get through this.

Four meters, at least!

- Tunnel boring machine or pyrotechnics.

- And no way to be more subtle about it?

[foreman ] If I were more subtle,

I'd become a poet. [giggles]

- [Kinga] Get to the point.

- I'll sing the same old tune.

We gotta f*cking blast it.

- [foreman giggles]

- Excuse me?

[coughs]

- [Alicja] Maybe your th*gs could do it?

- You're getting ahead of yourselves.

My people are not t*rrorists.

They didn't look like accountants.

[Masarz] as*ault, extortion? Sure.

But blowing up walls

without destroying the entire building?

We can deal with that.

- But it will take time.

- [Masarz] Hold on.

There was this one guy.

[sinister music]

[Masarz] An artist in his own right.

In 1994, on my behalf,

he blew up my ex's lover's house.

There was nothing left. Ruins.

And it was almost impossible.

[chuckles]

We lived in a duplex.

My walls remained unharmed.

[sinister music continues]

[Masarz] How did he do it?

I don't know. But he did.

[owls hooting]

[Masarz] I'll try to reach out to him.

But that's still 150 decibels

in the middle of the day.

[sparking]

- There's no way to be discreet.

- What about at night?

There are only commercial premises

in a half-kilometer radius.

And fewer witnesses.

- [Masarz] There will still be more heat.

- Right, only moles dig at night.

[Zuza] Then we need to mask the sound.

[Kinga] So?

Should we open a brothel or a discotheque?

Have you ever owned a club?

[Masarz] A club?

Do you know what an operation that is?

We need equipment, catering.

- And, most of all, people.

- We've already got people.

[upbeat club music]

[music fades]

- [loud clapping] Hey!

- [Marian] What?

[Zuza] Listen up, we need you.

Anybody want to help?

Wow.

[upbeat music]

That's what I call

senior engagement program.

[Kinga] Healthy Józek's gotta go.

[Zuza] Dear seniors.

As we all know,

we are the most neglected social group.

[upbeat music continues]

[Zuza] Everyone

doesn't give a sh*t about us.

But for the first time in history,

it's our strength.

Because we won't attract attention.

For your own good,

we won't clue you in on the details.

Zuza, Kinga and I aren't officially here.

We'll be behind the scenes,

while you, during the day,

will be doing fictitious pierogi-making

and crocheting classes,

and at night,

fictitious and very loud dance parties.

[Kinga] We'd like for you to stay with us,

but it'll be better for all of us

if you all move here.

And most importantly,

the bar is open with no limit!

- [seniors cheerfully] Bravo!

- [Kinga] One more thing!

Just to be clear.

Juice and vitamins.

We don't want casualties.

[Zofia] I'm gonna run to the bar!

- [Krystyna] Let's go.

- Bravo.

[Krystyna] Let's go, Basia. Come on.

Come on, dear. Let's go.

[indistinct coversations]

There's a new letter!

More people need the g*ng's help.

But Maria, the g*ng is done.

The wholesaler thing was just on the fly.

[Maria] At least read it.

LETTERS TO THE GREEN GLOVE g*ng

SOS DOGGIES

[new message beep]

[gentle, upbeat music]

K MASARZ: 9 ZANASZOMIEJSKA STREE

b*mber WILL BE THERE IN TWO HOURS

6 CISOWA STREE

BIESZCZADY

REAL-ESTATE-BIESZCZADY.NE

6 CISOWA

SEARCHING

OWNER: KRYSTYNA JANICKA

WANTED

[upbeat music continues]

"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB

[music fades]

They say you shouldn't

say "senior" anymore.

It's not inclusive.

All my life,

people kept saying "old coot."

And "senior," well, that's good.

That's very good.

[Stefan] Mm-hmm.

What are they gonna do, cancel us?

- Ah.

- [Stefan and Marian chuckle]

[door opens]

- [Zofia] Stefan, will you help me?

- Hello.

I was asked to come here to

Get the party started.

Hello. Come in, please.

Oh, you're here?

No two ways about it.

So?

Can we make a deal?

Sure.

- When should I start?

- [Zuza] Immediately.

Hmm?

[Zuza chuckles]

[indistinct conversations]

- [Kinga] The "Cormorants" guy?

- [Alicja] Mm-hmm.

- [Kinga] I owe him my entire sex life.

- [Alicja chuckles]

[Henryk] To calm the nerves.

NIKOTGUM

NICOTINE GUM

Henryk, you don't have to get me gifts.

And what about me?

Should I stay with you at the house or

move here?

[Kinga sighs]

It'd be better for you to move.

Hm?

For the good of the operation.

Shame.

[female inmate 1] Hey, you heard?

Silver is talking to the pigs.

[female inmate 2] That b*tch.

- [door opens loudly]

- [keys clinking]

[guard] Silver! Pack your sh*t.

PENITENTIARY NUMBER 1

IN OUR TOWN

[gate shuts loudly]

[suspenseful music]

["Feeling Dangerous" playing]

You do not compare to me

Or my energy ♪

You're one of a kind

No wonder you're fine ♪

Seeking out the enemy

You cannot compete with me ♪

So please do not pretend to be

Something other than yourself ♪

[Alfred's mother] Dearest son.

When I wrote to you last time

that you should be brave,

I didn't mean letting criminals out

on nothing more than their word of honor.

They have no honor.

And it's important

you remember that once and for all.

[song continues in background]

[Alfred's mother] The only person

who can help is a true friend.

That person is nearby.

You just have to notice them.

Just be careful who you trust.

Determined and dedicated

I'm elevated ♪

Remember the days

I was low and I barely made it ♪

[Alfred's mother] Because sometimes,

your supposed friends

can turn out to be mortal enemies.

All fire, like a light on a head

A match ♪

Everything that I'm speaking

I'm speaking it back ♪

It's showtime

Imma show you how I can attack ♪

Whoa, follow me, follow me

I'll make sure I let you know ♪

Whoa, follow me

You know that it's time to go ♪

See, I woke up to the feeling ♪

The feeling that I'm willing

To put it all on the line ♪

How can I say enough

That I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

Yeah, I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

I have battled with the best of 'em

That's why there is no testin' 'em ♪

You should worry 'bout me

Don't worry 'bout the rest of 'em ♪

I woke up feeling dangerous, yeah ♪

I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

Determined and dedicated

I'm elevated ♪

Remember the days

I was low and I barely made it ♪

I never deviated

I received the hatred ♪

And waited for the right time

♪ To proceed with patience ♪

♪ Your best offense is having a defense ♪

For reasons unbeknownst to you

♪ They'll change it like the seasons ♪

Gotta say who I am

♪ And what I stand for is principle ♪

If dangerous is the thing

♪ I'm pressing it up the institute ♪

Whoa, follow me, follow me

♪ I'll make sure I let you know ♪

Whoa, follow me

♪ You know that it's time to go ♪

♪ See, I woke up to the feeling ♪

The feeling that I'm willing

♪ To put it all on the line ♪

How can I say enough

♪ That I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

♪ Yeah, I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

I have battled with the best of 'em

♪ That's why there is no testin' 'em ♪

You should worry 'bout me

♪ Don't worry 'bout the rest of 'em ♪

♪ I woke up feeling dangerous, yeah ♪

♪ I woke up feeling dangerous ♪

[song ends]

[upbeat music]