our people lived in harmony
but...
...a terrible plague
sieged the kingdom
The Malaise!
Ravaged by the disease
the nation begged the king to help
But he abandoned them
imposing brutish preventive measures
The people lost all hope
There was, however, a prophecy
the Chosen One, the flame-face man
who would one day
slay the king
and end the cursed Malaise!
Bullshit!Just a conspiracy theory!
Yeah, the king told us
the Saracens brought the virus.
Look, as a Guardian of the Truth,
I cannot lie.
Oh, yeah?
Do you think my wife is ugly?
Yes, very ugly.
What?
At least subscribe to the magazine?
Well, well, well...
So... Esposito, I see you got
a huge number of new subscriptions
As in absolute zero!
Hi, Rachel.
It's a hard sell here in the boonies!
We should team up!
With you?
I'd rather catch the Malaise!
We're off to locate the Chosen One!
Lucky you! Can I come along?
No. It's only for students
with a passing grade in prophecy!
Bye!
Just you wait!
I'll get tons of donations!
Get your copy of the prophecy!
Join the Guardians of Truth!
Pardon me, Miss,
aren't you a Guardian of the Truth?
Well, yes and no
Technically, I haven't graduated yet
Perfect! Fresh meat to t*rture, boys!
Yay!
May I?
Oh, OK!
You're planning to execute the king!
Yes.
Excellent move, Laure...
You're the queen of stupid!
You'll never escape, dipshit!
Get that through your head!
Oh, right, you ain't got one!
Ugh, sh*t...
Oh, my God!
I almost did it that time.
The... the... the... Legend!
You're the Chosen One!
Could you please keep quiet?
I'm Laure Esposito,
Guardian of the Truth.
I've sought you out to slay the king
and deliver us from the Malaise!
sh*t!
They locked me up with a crazy peasant.
Shove off, peasant!
Let's see now.
The deck collapses
on my right, no left.
Oh, no, they lobotomized him.
It's time!
Wait!
Farewell, peasant!
He ran further last time.
Very disappointing today.
Hands off, peasant!
Let me go, or I'll smash your stupid head in!
I love it when he gets all fired up!
So cute!
Back to the starting block!
Not bad - for a newbie!
sh*t! Good idea! You! You will help me escape.
No more jail for me!
All right, Mr. Chosen One!
But on one condition.
Now look, I make the conditions here!
Once we're out, you'll come with me
to slay the demon king!
Promise?
Yeah, sure, I promise.
We'll do your dumb prophecy.
Now get to work, peasant!
Dear Quest-Log,
OMG! I found the Chosen One!
Imagine Rachel's dumb face
when I bring him to school!
Good!
Sadly, he's an incorrigable misogynist,
and he doesn't seem too bright.
So I get the feeling
this quest will be a long one.
In fact, he's a total moron!
Freedom!
Hey! Stop!
Do you want us to get caught?
Not so fast.
Where do you think you're going?
Just to the loo, why?
Is that true, Ms. Esposito?
Actually, we were planning to...
..to escape.
What a bonehead!
My religion won't let me lie.
What a dumb religion!
Enough chitchat.
Come back now, or else she dies.
Ah k*ll her. I don't give a sh*t.
I'm gone!
Hey! What about the prophecy!
You promised!
Well, I lied!
But you're the Chosen One.
You have responsibilities!
What? What responsibilities?
Huh? Saving the world?
Why? Creating a society based on a circular economy
that respects the living in a benevolent meritocracy?
Yeah, good start!
Bullshit!
It will be more like exploit others and then drown in your own fat
The future matters little.
For me, hell will have no end.
An immortal who wishes to die?
How banal.
An immortal with a death wish?
Hey, do you want eternal rest?
Why?
Have you got a suggestion, Priestess?
Truth thou shalt ever speak.
Lest death clouds make thee shriek.
So be it. Saving the world
outweighs saving my soul.
An immortal's life can only be taken
with the sword
forged by the Guardians of Truth.
That sword can k*ll everything.
Even Death itself...
A sword that kills Death?
You could've told me before!
You've rekindled my hope, Priestess.
I'll take up your pathetic quest.
No! My egg !
Stop, I'm right below you!
How incredibly dumb!
I agree, Ms. Esposito.
Do you still imagine that fool
is the Chosen One?
What's great about religion
is that you don't have to think.
is that you don't have to think.
It's called faith!
Here goes!
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