04x21 - Boat Show

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greetings! I am Space Ghost.

Greetings! I am Space Ghost.

My first guest tonight is the incredible,

the incomparable Steve Allen!

Oh my, I can't believe my ears

I have waited for this moment for years

how can this be?

Steve Allen's gonna talk to me

Steve Allen Steve Allen?

Yes, zorak, Steve Allen!

Why, he's the greatest talk show host

from Atlantic to pacific coast

I really do not mean to boast

that we've got Steve Allen

hey, I got Steve Allen

I twisted arms, I threatened harm

in galaxies, I caused alarm

made many agents buy the farm

just to get you Steve Allen

he's got you, s.G. , give him credit

he doesn't just direct and edit

Moltar needs to have some credit

ok, Moltar, zorak's right

I do not want to start a fight

but if you cross me, I just might

oh, Steve Allen Steve Allen?

Steve Allen?

I can't believe we got Steve Allen!

Steve Allen!

Wow, Moltar. How'd you score Steve Allen, anyway?

I threatened to give his

manager a third-degree burn.

Bonus!

Zorak, play me to the desk

Oh, I am but a mantis

so evil and so mean forced into this position

is it because I'm green?

oh, I did not imprison you

for the color of your skin

you see, zorak, I'm color-blind

What's outside doesn't count.

True evil's from within oh,

I can see so clearly now

you've taught me quite a lesson

oh, thank you, thank you, Space Ghost

You truly are a blessin'.

Aw, zorak, that's sweet.

Uh, I'm going to vomit!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thanks so much.

Thank you.

I was just talking to some

of my friends on the street.

Uh-huh.

Do that noise with your armpits.

Is that the noise you mean?

Moltar, what's the holdup?

What are you doing?

"Moltar, what are you doing? "

it's a question I've heard all my life

my parents don't understand me

and neither does my wife Moltar!

She's a sweet and simple girl, my Linda

Moltar!

A lovely lass, you see--

Moltar!

Moltar!

Send out the guest.

All right, all right.

Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen him,

you know him, you love him,

you go through a phase where

you don't love him so much

you go through a phase where

you don't love him so much

yet you don't want to hurt him,

so you don't dare tell him of your feelings,

say hello to Steve Allen!

Thank you.

The pleasure's mine, steverino.

Have you met my archenemy zorak?

Zorak?

Hi, Steve. Mind if I snack on your head?

Whoa! Hey, Steve, you hear that?

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, it makes me laugh, as you just saw.

I found it amusing that someone

would want to snack on my head.

There's an old song-- snack on my head--

no, no, I'm sorry.

That's time on my hands.

No, no, no, no, no.

That's right, Steve.

Show him, zorak!

There are heads just ripe for some snackin'

and I mean to snack on a few

Come on, Steve!

It's time to get crackin'

I got a lot of snackin' to do

oh! There are villains

just ripe for some whackin'

and I mean to whack me a few

Come on, zorak!

It's bound to happen

I got a lot of whackin' to do

there are fires just ripe for some settin'

and I aim to set a few fires

when those fires get set, they'll be burnin'

Shut up, Moltar!

We hate you!

You're dumb!

But I was just No! You're stupid,

so just shut up, stupid!

So, what do you think of my show, Steve?

Well, it's the first of its kind,

and so you're just as good as I am.

I did the first of my kind.

You've done the first of your kind.

Then let the record so reflect

'twas I that got there first

All right, then let the record so reflect.

Even though I never get the credit I deserve

you raise a very sore point.

La-da-da-da-da-da-da

you forgot the words, you jerk

How do you like that for a snappy comeback?

Come and get it!

Come and get it!

You're really, really, really gonna get it

you'll regret it when you get it

because it isn't something that you want

What are you talking about?

Shut up, zorak!

I'm sick of your beak

I'm gonna blast you into next week

Sitting in the control room,

waiting for the break

waiting for the break

waiting for the break to come Space Ghost:

Shut up!

Sitting in the control room,

waiting for the break

waiting for the break

waiting for the break to end

we're setting up the next bit, so shut up, stupid!

Thank you.

Now it's time for Steve Allen to

do a little bit of his "man on

the street" shtick.

Yes. Of course, I need a street,

and I need at least one man.

Do you have a sample man for me?

Only the samplest. Brak?

Hello, Brak?

Can you hear me?

On the street on the street I think

there's something stuck on my feet!

Life is great I feel grand I

could eat a whole pound of ham!

On the street on the street

where I am I'm on the street!

On the street!

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, I guess that constitutes a yes. Brak?

What?

Oh, boy! Ha ha!

Oh, boy, I get it!

You got it. Good.

Well, don't tell your mother.

Oh, I won't.

Wow! Do you know Brak's language?

Are you surprised to learn

that I actually speak brakese?

Hit me again, steverino.

Oh, that's what she said! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha! I'm hip, but this was just

supposed to be between you and me.

You're funny, Steve Allen.

Ok, Brak, and spacey and ghosty and all

the dwarves who are out there today

around the old campfire.

Thank you, Steve Allen

Whoa! Did you hear that?

Yeah, I heard it really loud.

I hit the wrong switch.

Oh, man!

I'm going to do it again.

Oh!

Ha ha ha!

Moltar, what's going on in there?

Oh, uh, Andy d*ck, coming right up!

Andy d*ck?

Is that right, Moltar?

Yup, that's right.

We got Andy d*ck.

Oh, my!

I can't believe my ears

I have waited for this moment for years

how can this be?

Andy d*ck's gonna talk to me

Andy d*ck!

Andy d*ck?

Why did we get Andy d*ck?

Because Linda loves Andy d*ck

a lovely lass, you see--

Shut up!

Shut up, stupid!

We hate you!

Oh, Space Ghost, hello.

So, Andy, did you like our little Andy d*ck song?

That is sweet, that is sweet.

It's a reprise of the song I can't believe we got

Steve Allen.

Oh, so it's not, uh It's not that special, then.

No, no, no, it's very special.

You wrote it for Steve Allen,

and then you just inserted my--

it's fine, though, it's fine.

Anyway whoo-hoo! Looks like a feuding's on the way!

Down in the holler,

amongst the filth and squalor

That number's been cut!

Look, red, I don't really have a

lot of time to be confrontational

about this, so-- you're right.

I don't want to, either, actually,

because I don't have super powers.

That's right, Andy.

You wouldn't stand a chance against

my destructo-ray or my heat ray

or my freeze ray-- I know what you have.

I know, I know.

Andy Ah, that's better.

I have an inviso-belt that I can

I can turn invisible.

Oh, I'm not wearing it.

Well, maybe it's at home in the magic closet.

Ok, yeah, yeah, you're right,

I don't I don't have one.

All right, now tell everyone at home.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Do it!

I don't have an inviso-belt.

Andy, sing your song.

Oh, I have to sing it?

Yes.

Will you sing it with me?

Sing!

Space Ghost, Space Ghost

put down that stick please don't beat up

Andy d*ck Andy, Andy

you're getting me ticked think I'll pummel

Andy d*ck

Space Ghost, Space Ghost

clickety-click Space Ghost,

don't be a space--

Andy, Andy clickety-click Andy, don't be a--

Don't be a space-- hey,

everybody! It's time for the big finale!

That's all the time we have today

we finally get a chance

to sing while Moltar rolls the credits

Andy d*ck will dance good-bye!

Good-bye.

Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye

good-bye, good-bye, good-bye,

good-bye, good-bye!

Good night, everybody!

Now dance!

A-5, 6, 7, 8.

How much do you want?

I could go on all day.

Do it all day.

I can do anything. I can shuffle off to buffalo.

Hey, why don't you shuffle off to Mars?

I can't shuffle off too far, though.