07x08 - Mommentary: Jelly Bean

[bunniefuu]

It's showtime. "Kentucky nightmare."

"Kentucky nightmare." Welcome to the show.

Welcome to the show. Dave, do you need

welcome to the show. Dave, do you need another glass of wine?

Dave, do you need another glass of wine? Loosen you up.

Another glass of wine? Loosen you up. To loosen up a little

loosen you up. To loosen up a little bit more, yes.

To loosen up a little bit more, yes. Are we on?

Anybody want a jellybean? Yes. I wondered where they went.

Yes. I wondered where they went. My name is

Where they went. My name is I'm not getting black ones.

My name is I'm not getting black ones.

Want one of these, Dave?

I'm not getting black ones.

Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you.

Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you. Can I trade

no, thank you. Can I trade these black ones in?

Can I trade these black ones in? Here, let me have that.

These black ones in? Here, let me have that.

I like coming over here

here, let me have that. I like

coming over here because there's food

I like coming over here because there's food everywhere.

Because there's food everywhere. Are we going to dusty's

everywhere. Are we going to dusty's barbecue right after this?

Are we going to dusty's barbecue

right after this? Yeah. Get some

barbecue right after this? Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds.

Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.

Fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.

That's Dave Willis over there.

Let's introduce each other. That's Dave

Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara

that's Dave Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara over there.

Ok. There's mammalara over there. That's Mike lazzo

over there. That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left.

That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left. Can y'all tell

sitting to my left. Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?

Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?

Can you tell that Mike's

that I'm really tired today?

Can you tell that Mike's more in the center

can you tell that Mike's more in the center and I'm to your left

more in the center and I'm to your

left and Dave is to your right?

And I'm to your left and Dave is

to your right? Now I'm going behind

and Dave is to your right? Now I'm going behind the tv now.

Now I'm going behind the tv now. I'm going on this side.

The tv now. I'm going on this side. I'm gonna stay right here

I'm going on this side.

I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.

I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.

Now, if you break that,

and monopolize. Now, if you break that, you buy it.

Now, if you break that, you buy it. Here's a clock

you buy it. Here's a clock that's ticking.

Here's a clock that's ticking. His hair is

that's ticking. His hair is the best part of him.

His hair is the best part of him. What else can we talk about

the best part of him. What else can

we talk about besides this show?

What else can we talk about besides this show?

Look, there's an eggbeater.

Besides this show? Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha!

Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed

ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.

Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.

Oh. Hey, plug that in.

To go back there. Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am.

Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am. For 3 minutes full.

I am. For 3 minutes full. Totally.

For 3 minutes full. Totally. Roy, do we have

Totally. Roy, do we have Have you got power?

Roy, do we have Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.

Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.

Let's beat those jelly beans.

Yeah, right over here. Let's beat those jelly beans.

Let's beat those jelly beans. This is actually

This is actually Roy's eggbeater.

This is actually Roy's eggbeater. Let's do.

Roy's eggbeater. Let's do. Roy is our sound designer,

let's do. Roy is our sound designer, and he's a

Roy is our sound designer,

and he's a This is a little deep for us.

And he's a This is a little deep for us. Pretty cool guy.

This is a little deep for us.

Pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this one more

pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this

one more than I have any of them.

I've enjoyed this one more than I have any of them.

Than I have any of them. Give it a little spin.

Give it a little spin.

Give it a little spin. All right, hold it up

All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait.

All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.

To the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.

Take one of those things off.

It only goes this far. Take one of those

things off. Just beat those jellybeans.

Take one of those things off.

Just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat

just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans.

Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans. Into mayonnaise.

The jellybeans. Into mayonnaise. All right.

Into mayonnaise. All right. Can you get a shot of this?

All right. Can you get a shot of this? Yeah.

Can you guys get this?

Can you get a shot of this? Yeah. Can you guys get this?

Yeah. Can you guys get this? Keep it going.

Keep it going. What does a bear

keep it going. What does a bear have to do with it?

What does a bear have to do with it? Are they being beat?

Have to do with it? Are they being beat? They're getting

are they being beat? They're getting a little scarred.

They're getting a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got--

a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy.

Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy.

Oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy. Here's some stuff

hey, Roy. Here's some stuff you guys can mix.

Here's some stuff you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's--

you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man.

Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal?

Thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God.

What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God. Thanks a lot.

Oh, God. Thanks a lot. You're welcome.

Thanks a lot. You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.

You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.

Put some jellybeans in there. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Hey, if that Hey, if that I know how to do that.

Hey, if that I know how to do that.

I know how to do that. You have any spoons?

You have any spoons? Ken?

You have any spoons? Ken? That's disgusting.

Ken? That's disgusting. Yeah.

That's disgusting. Yeah. I think we're gonna

yeah. I think we're gonna have to buy these jellybeans.

I think we're gonna have to buy

these jellybeans. This is how we do

have to buy these jellybeans.

This is how we do the interviews, ladies.

This is how we do the interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters.

The interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers.

Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers. A beer engineer.

Shotgun beers. A beer engineer. Ha ha ha!

A beer engineer. Ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know

ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know what to do.

Willy doesn't know what to do. Dave, you want to come

what to do. Dave, you want to come beat something with this?

Dave, you want to come beat something

with this? No, no. You're doing--

beat something with this? No, no.

You're doing-- you're doing great.

No, no. You're doing-- you're doing great.

You're doing great. Are there enough jellybeans

Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up?

Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up? Oh!

In there to sugar it up? Oh!

Oh! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Now just go set it back

ha ha ha! Now just go set it back on that table.

Now just go set it back on that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah.

On that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it.

Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette.

Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette. Have some beans.

Here, yvette. Have some beans. We're just gonna

have some beans. We're just gonna leave it like this.

We're just gonna leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close

leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close and see if the Mike

I'm gonna get real close and see

if the Mike can hear me drinking.

And see if the Mike can hear me drinking.

Can hear me drinking.

Hey, get down from there.

Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.

Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.

Ladies and gentlemen, Roy.

You're gonna fall. Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah. You go first.

Oh, yeah. You go first. Damn shark!

You go first. Damn shark! How do you do?

Damn shark! How do you do?

How do you do? Come on, Dave. You start.

Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this. Do it.

Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this.

Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.

Get a tune to this. Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.

Come on, Dave. Participate.

Sing some hillbilly stuff. Come on, Dave.

Participate. Take your glands outside!

Come on, Dave. Participate.

Take your glands outside! What? What?!

Take your glands outside! What? What?!

We're sitting here in front

what? What?! We're sitting here

in front of this stupid-a*s show,

we're sitting here in front of

this stupid-a*s show, and, like

Of this stupid-a*s show, and,

like We're just trying to make it

and, like We're just trying to

make it interesting to the people.

We're just trying to make it interesting

to the people. Oh, it'll never be

interesting to the people.

Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody.

Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody. It's going to be

interesting for anybody. It's going to be a big mass of words.

It's going to be a big mass of words. If you're still watching,

a big mass of words. If you're still watching, you're an idiot.

If you're still watching, you're an idiot. Ha ha ha!

You're an idiot. Ha ha ha! This is our big trick

ha ha ha! This is our big trick on you, the fans.

This is our big trick on you, the fans.

And someone's gonna write

on you, the fans. And someone's gonna write this Down, too.

And someone's gonna write this Down, too.

They're gonna transcribe it.

This Down, too. They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say.

They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say..

You can't say. Look. That's funny.

Look. That's funny. People will love that.

Look. That's funny. People will love that. People will love

people will love that. People will love the concept of this,

people will love the concept of this, because it's brilliant.

The concept of this, because it's brilliant.

It's a great concept.

Because it's brilliant. It's a great concept. We're brilliant.

It's a great concept. We're brilliant. We're brilliant

we're brilliant. We're brilliant for coming up with it, but

We're brilliant for coming up with it,

but Who was the brilliant one

for coming up with it, but Who was the

brilliant one who misspelled "friends"

who was the brilliant one who misspelled

"friends" on "nature's best friends"?

Who misspelled "friends" on "nature's best friends"?

Oh, that was an inside joke,

on "nature's best friends"? Oh, that was an

inside joke, a reference to something else

oh, that was an inside joke, a reference

to something else entirely that I'm not

a reference to something else entirely

that I'm not gonna say here because I'm

entirely that I'm not gonna say here

because I'm gonna leave it to the fans

gonna say here because I'm gonna

leave it to the fans to figure out.

Gonna leave it to the fans to figure out.

Roy, are you mixing this

to figure out. Roy, are you mixing this from in here?

Roy, are you mixing this from in here? What are you doing?

From in here? What are you doing? What are you doing over there?

What are you doing? What are you

doing over there? I'm messing with

what are you doing over there? I'm messing with some buttons.

I'm messing with some buttons. Really?

Some buttons. Really? There is no village.

Really? There is no village. There's no village.

There is no village. There's no village. There's a village.

There's no village. There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to

There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to Make a village.

Oh. Takes a child to Make a village. Well, that's it.

Make a village. Well, that's it. We got that sandwich

well, that's it. We got that sandwich off the Internet.

We got that sandwich off the Internet.

Um, it's actually copyrighted.

Off the Internet. Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes.

Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it.

Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it. We added more sesame seeds

but we altered it. We added more

sesame seeds so that it would be

We added more sesame seeds so that

it would be And more mayonnaise.

So that it would be And more mayonnaise. Different somehow

and more mayonnaise. Different

somehow from the Internet sandwich.

Different somehow from the Internet sandwich.

Would you like to give

from the Internet sandwich. Would you

like to give your legal deposition now?

Would you like to give your legal deposition now?

This is some golden stuff

your legal deposition now? This is some golden stuff right here.

This is some golden stuff right here. Roy, was this a hard show

right here. Roy, was this a hard show to mix when we first

Roy, was this a hard show to mix

when we first brought it into you?

To mix when we first brought it into you? No. This is an easy

brought it into you? No. This is an easy show to mix.

No. This is an easy show to mix. Everything is out of phase.

Show to mix. Everything is out of phase.

Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

Everything is out of phase. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.

Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.

So when you can't hear it,

yeah, what a set-up. So when you can't hear it,

it really makes it easy to mix.

So when you can't hear it, it really makes

it easy to mix. Hey, Roy, will you say,

it really makes it easy to mix.

Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"?

Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"? Showtime.

"It's showtime"? Showtime. It's showtime.

Showtime. It's showtime. But say it like, you know

It's showtime. But say it like,

you know Like you're announcing it.

But say it like, you know Like you're announcing it. Yeah.

Like you're announcing it. Yeah. It's showtime.

Yeah. It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime!

It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's

no. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's low energy.

Yeah, because that's low energy. Give us some energy.

Low energy. Give us some energy. It's showTime.

Give us some energy. It's showTime. Do it like that.

It's showTime. Do it like that. See, this is just an idea

do it like that. See, this is just

an idea of how we direct voice talent

see, this is just an idea of how

we direct voice talent every day.

Of how we direct voice talent every day. Do it again, please.

Every day. Do it again, please. It's showtime!

Do it again, please. It's showtime! It's showtime.

It's showtime! It's showtime. Like that.

It's showtime. Like that. Roy, that's not

Like that. Roy, that's not You can do it

Roy, that's not You can do it better than that, I know.

You can do it better than that, I know. Showtime.

Better than that, I know. Showtime. Ha ha ha!

Showtime. Ha ha ha! It's the gesture

ha ha ha! It's the gesture that makes it.

It's the gesture that makes it. That's great.

That makes it. That's great. What's going on?

That's great. What's going on? Worm.

What's going on? Worm. I'm confused.

Worm. I'm confused. There's the worm,

I'm confused. There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear.

There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear. I don't get it.

And then a shark, a bear. I don't get it. Moltar, we need

I don't get it. Moltar, we need more shots of the shark.

Moltar, we need more shots of the shark. Shake the camera.

More shots of the shark. Shake the camera.

Make it look like he's swimming.

Shake the camera. Make it look like

he's swimming. I don't think it does.

Make it look like he's swimming.

I don't think it does. It just jumps around.

I don't think it does. It just jumps around.

Is he around somewhere?

It just jumps around. Is he around somewhere?

But, you know, we're used to

is he around somewhere? But, you know,

we're used to watchingI mean,

but, you know, we're used to watchingI mean,

I'm sure you all grew up

watchingI mean, I'm sure you all grew up going to the movies

I'm sure you all grew up going to

the movies and seeing, you know,

going to the movies and seeing,

you know, daffy duck and, you know,

and seeing, you know, daffy duck and,

you know, the coyote and the roadrunner

daffy duck and, you know,

the coyote and the roadrunner and all that.

The coyote and the roadrunner and all that.

And if we were of a mind

and all that. And if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,

and if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,

this would be the next step,

to watch cartoons now, this would be

the next step, you know, after that.

This would be the next step, you know, after that.

It wouldn't be so elementary.

You know, after that. It wouldn't be so elementary.

It would be more of an adult

It wouldn't be so elementary. It would be

more of an adult My mom actually has done

it would be more of an adult

My mom actually has done a whole lecture series

my mom actually has done a whole

lecture series on cartoons, and she's

a whole lecture series on cartoons,

and she's very well informed on

On cartoons, and she's very well informed on Ah, don't

Very well informed on Ah, don't I don't want to be on here

ah, don't I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.

I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.

Slamming my mom. Go ahead. It's funny.

Go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut

go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut is gonna make it.

You know that cut is gonna make it.

Yeah, I know that'll make it.

Is gonna make it. Yeah, I know

that'll make it. Put it in, Michael.

Yeah, I know that'll make it.

Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom.

Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you

don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you tell the audience

Matt, why don't you tell the audience about when you put tinfoil

tell the audience about when you put

tinfoil all over your apartment?

About when you put tinfoil all over

your apartment? I did that because

all over your apartment? I did that because I had absolutely

I did that because I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,

I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,

and I saved up pennies,

it was so hot in Orlando, and I saved up pennies,

and with the $65, I bought

and I saved up pennies, and with the $65,

I bought a bag of rice and

And with the $65, I bought a bag of rice and

10 rolls of aluminum foil,

a bag of rice and 10 rolls of

aluminum foil, and I pasted them

10 rolls of aluminum foil, and I pasted them all over my windows

and I pasted them all over my windows to keep out the sun.

All over my windows to keep out the sun. I love that story.

To keep out the sun. I love that story.

That's what they told us--

I love that story. That's what they told us--

it was not gonna make any sense.

That's what they told us--

it was not gonna make any sense. Those bees.

It was not gonna make any sense. Those bees. I'm glad to be able

those bees. I'm glad to be able to watch it

I'm glad to be able to watch it in a confined environment

to watch it in a confined environment because I'm finally

in a confined environment because

I'm finally thinking it's funny.

Because I'm finally thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha!

Thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha! We put them

ha ha ha! We put them in a refrigerated room actually

we put them in a refrigerated room

actually to isolate their sound and

In a refrigerated room actually to isolate

their sound and Keep them cold.

To isolate their sound and Keep them cold. Now, your mom

keep them cold. Now, your mom calls you David.

Now, your mom calls you David. I adopted the Dave

calls you David. I adopted the Dave back in college

I adopted the Dave back in college to kind of give a little bit

back in college to kind of give a

little bit more laid-back, uh

To kind of give a little bit more laid-back,

uh I'm starting to regret that now.

More laid-back, uh I'm starting to

regret that now. Do we need to start

I'm starting to regret that now.

Do we need to start calling you David?

Do we need to start calling you David? Let's do it again.

Calling you David? Let's do it again. This is fun.

Let's do it again. This is fun. This is getting more fun.

This is fun. This is getting more fun.

Can we plug more things in?

This is getting more fun. Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha!

Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha! I brought a guitar.