02x14 - Outlaws

[bunniefuu]

(upbeat music)

(Caitlin chatters)

- A equals 14,

then Y equals...

♪ Mixing, mixing, mixing, dough ♪

♪ Make our noodle grow and grow ♪

♪ Sound off ♪

♪ Sound off, sound off ♪

♪ 70, 80, 90 feet ♪

- Dude, you're running out of dough.

- What?

- Your dough.

- I got it.

- Don't step on the noodle,

don't step on the noodle.

(phone rings)

- What are you guys doing?

- Hello?

Yes, thanks for calling back.

Okay, I've got a story I think your news department,

is gonna be very interested in.

My friend and I are breaking the world's record

for the longest noodle ever made.

- You guys have the whole summer off

and you're trying to set a noodle record?

- Well, the record is 138 feet.

Really?

Oh, okay.

How far to go?

- [Eric] 68 feet to go.

- 68 feet.

Three hours, really.

Great, great.

Okay, yeah, okay bye.

They're sending a camera crew over when we're done.

- Dude we're gonna be on TV, dude.

- For making a noodle?

- At least we're not flunking summer school.

- I'm not flunking summer school.

- Yet.

(Griffen chuckles)

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- She stepped on the noodle.

- Oh, man.

- You stepped on the noodle.

- I don't believe it, you did that on purpose.

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- [Caitlin's Voice-Over] 10 months of school

and two months of summer school.

I wanna be out there living my life,

instead I'm totally wasting it.

They're free and I'm a prisoner.

(upbeat music)

♪ There's a devil standing on my tail ♪

♪ But I don't have to beat him ♪

♪ And there's an angel that is tempting me to fail ♪

♪ But I don't really need him ♪

♪ And the waves just keep rolling along ♪

♪ We can drift if the current prevails ♪

♪ Here we are in this slow boat ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Sail, sail, sail, sail ♪

♪ Wishing, wishing ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

(birds chirp)

- Hey.

- Wrote down some algebra shortcuts for you.

- Thanks.

You did it.

It wasn't all talk.

- So what do you think?

- I think it's totally you.

- Oh, it's different, right?

I mean, really changed myself.

- Yeah.

- My mom freaked, she called me an alien.

- And that's not why you get it, is it?

- Go on.

(upbeat music)

- Guy's a freak.

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- No kidding.

We need to talk to Caitlin.

Brett can't do it neither can Jordan.

(door scrapes)

All right, we're setting another world tomorrow

and we need you to videotape.

If we send it to the TV station,

they might think about putting it on the air.

- What are you doing this time?

- Most stale pickles eaten in an hour.

The record's 112.

- Yeah, we can beat it too.

- Most pickles in an hour.

- Oh, what? You don't think it's cool.

That really hurts my feelings

'cause I respect your opinions so much.

- And that's a really nice tattoo Will, I really like it.

What's next?

Are you gonna shave your head and pierce your tongue too.

- I'm outta here.

- Yeah, me too.

- Hold on, because you ruined the noodle,

our credibility with the TV reporter is now zip, okay.

You owe us.

- We'll meet you tomorrow during your lunch break.

- Fine.

(upbeat music)

- Wanna go riding?

- I can't, I have to study.

You know Eric and Griffen, they're usually pretty cool.

- I don't have to like everybody that you do, do I?

- No.

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- Is it enough that I like you?

So do you want to meet me after school tomorrow?

- Okay.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- Summer school is hard on any kid.

You know, your friends are hanging out

and you're stuck there with all the other kids who failed.

- I know honey, but it's more than that.

It's Will, he's always at the house distracting her.

Haven't you noticed?

- Yeah, she has a crush on him.

- Oh, he's the one who's after her.

- You don't like him.

- It's not true.

(upbeat music)

- So if X equals eight, then what does Y equal?

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Yes.

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Hey.

(door opens)

- How can she do this to us.

- Maybe she didn't know she's with Will.

- No, you can't just forget about us.

Let's just do by ourselves, man.

I'm psyched.

- All right.

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21,

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22,

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23,

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Come on, man, only four more to go.

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Oh, yeah, 110.

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(Griffen chuckles)

Come on 111.

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It's 112, come on Eric, you can do it.

113, yeah we're famous.

The camera ran out of tape.

We missed the last three pickles.

Man, it's all Caitlin's fault.

I mean, she knew how important this was.

What are we gonna do now?

Give the TV station (indistinct) world record.

(Eric pants)

Guess we're gonna have to do it again.

(Eric groans)

Caitlin never used to be like this

before she met that jerk.

- No kidding.

(Eric vomits)

(upbeat music)

- And dancing is gonna do that.

- Okay, so maybe it won't the world

but it'll change you.

(upbeat music)

- Right, if AB are real numbers and AB equals zero,

then...

(both chatter)

- Equals zero.

(door closes)

♪ Love is always off and on ♪

- [Jim] Why aren't you in school?

- Will's tutoring me.

- Okay, was it your idea to come here?

- No.

- Yeah, it was.

- Caitlin get your books,

I'm driving you back to school.

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- I don't know what you're talking about.

- The farmer said he saw gray horse he couldn't identify

but we can, it's Will's.

And the farmer saw two people.

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- Have you told Jim yet?

- Not yet.

- Are you going to?

- You just gotta stop hanging out with Will.

Can't you see what he's doing to you?

It's because of him, you're gonna fail math,

you can be charged with criminal mischief.

Caitlin, you could get sent back.

- You're just jealous because he's cool

and you're not.

- Well, do you think it's cool to wreck Eric's crop?

You're not like Will.

- You don't even know him

and you obviously don't know me either.

- You've changed so much since you've been here,

your head's in a really good place now.

He's messed up.

(upbeat music)

(dramatic music)

- You know I still don't get how a billion dumb grain seeds,

know to come up at once.

But they do every spring.

It's like the land changes every night, you know,

you go to bed and everything's brown and dirty

but you wake up and this is amazing green.

And the grain grows taller and the wind blows.

And it's not like you're living on a ranch

but a big ocean, you know, the half-pipe so perfect,

you dream about surfing on them.

My surfing has been ruined dude, by you.

What's this?

- What?

- Your tattoo is rubbing off.

It's fake, you're a poser.

(Eric chuckles)

- Do you really think I care what you think of me?

- I think you and Caitlin are gonna meet us

at the crop circle.

- And why would we do that, huh?

- Because in exchange for me not telling Jim what you did,

you both are going to work off the damage,

you did to our crop.

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- I am not cutting fodder for him.

- Well, we don't really have much of a choice.

- Yeah we do, I'll pay him off,

the amount we get fined $1,000.

- Where are we gonna find $1,000?

- I have a trust fund.

My dad left me some money after he died.

- What if Eric won't take the money?

- It always solves the problem.

Oh, come on don't worry, it'll be cool,

I'll be fine,

I didn't get caught last time I did this, right?

- Oh, you mean with your other crop circle?

- Yeah, or the time I burnt down the stables,

it's cool, man.

- What?

- No, nobody got hurt or anything,

it was just,

it's a place where my mother worked.

- Why did you do it?

- She k*lled my father.

He fell off one of the horses that she trained.

- It wasn't her fault.

- Yes it was.

She said that horse could have been ridden but it couldn't.

No one should have been riding that horse.

- I used to steal stuff to get attention,

you know, to get back at my foster parents

but I never had anyone that loved me Will, you do.

Your mother.

- My mother doesn't love me.

- Well, maybe that's because you won't let her.

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- Eric will take the money.

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Here for your crop.

- $ 1,000.

- It's worth way more than your feed, we good?

Good, come on.

- Hey,

I planted this grain with my dad and my brothers.

Okay, giving us money doesn't change what you did,

you destroyed our crop.

- Come on.

- Will that check pays for you but it doesn't pay for me.

- Yes it does.

- No, I hurt Eric and his family.

I didn't mean to but I did.

I have to make this right.

- Caitlin he's just trying to humiliate you.

- No, he's not.

What do I have to do?

- Pick up the barley and cut it.

(gentle music)

- You're not who I thought you were.

(gentle music)

- All right, I'm thinking of a world record here.

Fastest harvesting of cattle fodder from a crop circle.

- [Caitlin's Voice-Over] And Will's not,

who I thought he was either.

There's so much I like about him

but I can't go where he is.

He's too angry and messed up.

Griffen's right, I'm in a good place right now

and I wanna stay here.

(upbeat music)

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail, sail, sail, sail, sail ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail, sail, sail, sail, sail ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing ♪

♪ Wishing for a sail ♪