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01x02 - Episode 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x02 - Episode 2

Post by bunniefuu »

I baked you a pie!

Oh, boy! What flavour?

Pie flavour.

I like singing!

I like dancing!

I like trains

Hey. It says 'gullible' on the ceiling.

So it do-- ahh, you stole my lungs.

Die, Potato!

Not today.

Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!

Baaaaa--

No, Llama, nooo!

Doctor, I think I might be a h*m*.

How can you tell?

RAAAIINNBOOOWWWS

What are you - a man? Or a mouse?

Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!

[Kids cheer]

I like trains.

How did I get here?

Haha! I can't read.

Kitten fight!

No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!

Aww!

What are you up to, son?

I like trains.

Haha! Yes, you do.

Hey! You know who's g*y?

Yo--

I can't wait to eat this bagel!

Yes, you can.

Yeah, I guess you're right.