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01x07 - Episode 7

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x07 - Episode 7

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, what did you get for your birthday!?

I got older!

-Haha! -HHHNNNRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

AAAAAARRGH

That is weird.

Hey, you wanna play catch the knife?

Sure! [g*nsh*t]

Man, I SUCK at this game.

Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...

Homework.

But where did I go wrong?!

Hey, Joey! You wanna eat me?

No thanks, Mr Muffin!

But I wanna die!

Hey, Stacey, d'you wanna go to the prom with me?

Uh, I'm sorry but I'm a ghost.

But...you're not dead! [g*nsh*t]

Bye, Brian.

-Hey, buddy, you wanna take this outside?! -Sure!

-Wow, what a lovely evening! -This was a really good idea.

Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! [flump]

[flump]

Oh, I'm so full...

You have room for a muffin?!

No!

Why won't you let me die?!

Hey, baby, are you an angel?

'Cuz I'm allergic to feathers.

BLEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHH

YOU'RE FAT!

I am a very tall m*dget.

Hey, buddy! Turn that frown upside down!

Okay! [Neck cracks]

[flump]

Huh? Aaah...AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

Hey, you want a banana?

OH WHAT? WHAT?! AAARRRRGGHHHH!!

Who wants a muffin?!

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