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01x12 - Episode 12

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Asdfmovie". Aired: 2008.*
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Animated shorts featuring train lovers, talking dinosaurs, exploding turtles, suicidal muffins, skateboarding cows, and other random weirdness.

01x12 - Episode 12

Post by bunniefuu »

Keep pushing! Push!! [baby crying]

Congratulations! We got it back in.

[anime-style theme song that you can find the full version of in the description]

Nani?!

I'm on my way... I'm on my way...

I'm on my way to eat your skin.

Dad, I'm g*y! I have no son!

*gasp* This isn't my house!

A-B-C-D-E-F-

g*n [bang]

Did somebody say "waffles"?!

No.

I have brain damage.

A knife! My favourite.

I wish people would be nice to me... Your wish is...

Stupid. [slap]

Hey! Can your girlfriend do THIS?!

HNGGG- [splat]

Mm... That's hot.

You're FIRED!

You can't fire me, I QUIT!

You can't quit, I QUIT!

You can't quit, you're A FROG!

You can't frog me, you're MY WIFE!

I'm not your wife, you're MY WIFE!

Well hey honey, how was work?

Pretty good but I quit my job.

You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!

AAAAAA-

I sure hope I don't get hit by a car!

[punch + car horn]

That's for sleeping with my wife.

[phone beeps] Hey, um, can people fly?

That's a shame.

[splat]

Ugh, it's Johnny Big Feet!

Hey, my feet aren't THAT big...

Damn you, Johnny Big Feet!!!

Hmm...

This is not my arm.

Hey. Your chin feels nice.

Oh no, a g*nman!

Oohohoho... I'm gonna STAB ya!

Hay! [horse trotting intensifies]

Where?!

[wild west music]

[bang]

Good news! We were able to save your legs!

And here they are!

I'm leaving you Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.

Weeeee!

[smacking lips]

My mouth tastes like teeth...

I don't wanna be a mother.

[pop] [splat]

Baby: Oh nooo...