06x10 - Sneaks and Geeks

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

Oh, oh, ah!

Oh! Oh!

Ohhh!

[laughs]
Where you goin', fancy lady?

Well, you know,
it's open house at your school.

Gotta go meet your teachers.

Don't you think you're
a little overdressed?

A night out is
a night out, Booker.

Anything I need to hear from you

before I hear it
from your teachers?

-No.
-Okay, good.

-Well--
-Booker.

Mr. Mitchell might
mention that, sometimes,

I talk too much in class,

but that's only because,
sometimes, not all the time,

but, like, the other day,
I wasn't even gon' say nothin'--

You know what?
Mr. Mitchell's not the only one

who thinks you talk too much.

-All right! I'll be back by 9:00!
-Oh, cool. Me too.

Where you think you're goin'?

There's this new
escape room downtown,

and Neil and Ivy and I
were gonna go check it out.

Well, don't you have
a history test tomorrow?

Yeah, but I've been studying
for it for, like, two weeks.

I know all the answers.
Ask me anything.

Okay, um, got it.

Are you allowed to go out
the night before a test?

-No.
-Oh!

My baby so smart.
Go sit down, go study. Bye!

[theme music playing]

♪ Ha, ha!
Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ New city,
I’m finding my way ♪

♪ It’s gonna take some time ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough,
but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

[Raven laughing]

Yep! That's us.

♪ ♪

[phone buzzes]

Whatcha doin'?

Not goin' to that escape room.

Aww, ducks. I meant "shucks."

Spell chickens.
I meant "spell check." Ugh.

This group chat is
for the history final.

All group chatting
must be related to history,

and that is final.

Well, the escape room
is Gold Rush themed.

So, technically, we are
talkin' 'bout history.

Are you saying that because
part of our history test

is on the Gold Rush,
that goin' to that escape room

would be like studying?

I wasn't, but I am now!
I'm in!

Of course, you're in.
Your mom lets you do whatever you want.

It's a school night.
My mom would never let me go.

She'll never find out.
Come on, Ivy.

Sometimes you gotta be a reboot.

-Reboot?
-Spell chickens. I meant "rebel."

What do you say?

Have fun.

Shmorfmcglorf.

Sorry, I fell down
the stairs while texting.

I am okay.

♪ ♪

Hey, Alice.

'Member we had a talk

about you leaving your science experiments
around the house?

-Yeah?
-Well, I put my toothpaste

on my toothbrush
this morning, and.

Your toothpaste is not
supposed to do that.

You know, you should sue.

It wasn't my toothpaste.

It was one of your crazy
science experiments.

On second thought,
you shouldn't sue.

Um, I can buy you
a new toothbrush.

Make it electric
for your trouble.

Alice.

I'm sorry. You won't find any more
of my science experiments

around the house,
I promise.

I'm serious. If I find another one,
you are grounded.

No phone, no computer,
no Tasha.

[gasps] You can't just
take someone's child.

What if I took
Auntie Rae from you?

Girl, don't make
threats you can't keep.

♪ ♪

[gasps] Ooh, cookies!

Oh, these look just like
the ones they had last year.

[grumbles]

I think these are
the ones y'all had last year.

Raven, you didn't eat
those cookies, did you?

Well, I tried to,
but they not goin' down so well.

-That's why I always bring my own.
-Oh.

-And they're still warm.
-Oh, from the oven or your armpit?

-Mm.
-You know what? I don't even care.

-[gasps] Mm!
-Oh, am I late?

I was on my way when these two women got
in the back seat of my car

and asked me to take
them to the cemetery,

but when I got there,
they were gone.

I'm pretty sure they were ghosts.
Ooh, cookies.

You must be Neil's mom.

-How'd you know?
-Ah, lucky guess.

Raven, this is Mariana.
This is Booker's mom, Raven.

-Mm! Y--
-Oh!

-You're Raven!
-Ah! [laughs]

Neil's at your house so much,
I feel like he lives there.

Well, he was on our
Christmas card, so.

[bell rings]

-Oh.
-Looks like first stop, history class.

You know, Booker was
just telling me that he got in trouble

for talking in this class.

How hard can it be
to keep your mouth shut

while the teacher's
talkin', am I right?

Apparently, harder
than you thought.

I can't believe he kicked
us out of class for talking.

He kicked you out
for talking.

He kicked us out
for listening.

In my defense,
ya can't say,

"Let's get crackin',"
and then bend over.

-[all laughing]
-It's too easy.

-You had to say it. You had no choice.
-I had to say it!

I see the crack,
I'ma say it!

Oh, don't feel bad.

They'll send out a recap
in an email anyway.

-I hope my joke's in there.
-[laughing]

Oh, I'm having
so much fun with you guys.

I just wish it wasn't at school.

Weeell... [exhales]

it doesn't have to be.

You wanna skip
the rest of open house?

That would be amazing!
Can we do that?

What?! We are grown.

-Yes.
-We can do what we want.

-Yeah. Yeah! Let's do it!
-[laughs] Yes.

As long as I'm home
in time for Fallon.

Obviously. Obviously.

Okay. Now, ladies,
let's get to it.

Which way out?

Vent or crawl space?

Can't we just walk out
the front door?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we can do that.

I just, uh, didn't
know what kinda night

-y'all ladies tryin' to have.
-[gasps]

♪ ♪

Ivy should've come with us.

We know our moms are gonna
be at the school until nine.

We're not gonna get busted.

Hey, bring it in.

-You can't post that.
-I wasn't gonna post it.

I was gonna
send it to my mom.

You can't
send it to your mom.

She's not gonna send it
to your mom. She's cool.

My mama cool, too,
but she's not chill.

-What's the difference?
-About three weeks of grounding.

The rebel is here!
Strollin' in late...

Like a rebel.

Okay, I missed the bus.

[imitating Ivy]
Like a rebel.

What made you
change your mind?

Uh, started thinking about
you two trying to get out

of an escape room without me,

and I was worried
I'd never see you again.

-That's fair.
-You know us so well.

[door buzzes]

Let's do this!

This is so exciting!

[gasps] I've never skipped
anything in my life.

-Oh, except kindergarten.
-Oh, okay.

-Bring it in!
-Oh. What are you doing?

Our kids think that
we're at the open house.

You're gonna get us busted.

[gasps] I am learning
so much from you.

I mean.

♪ ♪

We found the compass
that led us to the moose head.

Right. Where we found the map
of Sutter's Mill,

the place gold was first
discovered in California.

But I was the one
who figured out that if I

took the first letter of each city
on the map, it spells "trunk."

There's no "I" in team.

But there's a big one in "Ivy."

Hey, here's the trunk!

-But we need a four-digit code.
-Try my birthday.

I'ma go with 1848,
the year the Gold Rush began.

Ah... And I was sure
that was gonna work.

Hm, now do you
wanna try my birthday?

[creaking]

Hey! The bookshelf.
It worked!

Hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!

We're gonna crush our history
final tomorrow! Let's go!

-[chattering, gasping]
-[door buzzes]

Finally, we get to go in!

Oh, I'm gonna be
so good at this.

You know I escaped a cult?

I-I-I do now.

-Whoa, it's a gold mine.
-Well, this is perfect!

My abuelita says that gold digging
runs in our family.

That's how she found
her first three husbands.

Wow! This escape room is amazing.

You know, I heard about this
place from Booker.

Did you know the most common
cause of death for miners

-during the Gold Rush was cave-ins?
-Mm.

I can't think of anything scarier.

Our moms are in the next room!

[laughs] Yeah, no,
that would be scarier.

No... Our moms
are in the next room.

[screams]

♪ ♪

Aw, Pop-Pop is so cute
when he's asleep.

[loud snoring]

VICTOR: Mm.

'Kay. A little less cute.

Sleep tight.

Oh no!

Oh, he drank my experiment.

Alice?
What are you doin'?

Oh, just tucking you in.

Oh, you are so sweet.

Ah, I am sweet.
Don't you forget that.

[chuckles]
Well, it's time for bed.

Let's go.

Uh... I am not ready for bed.

I haven't heard about
your day or your week.

Better yet, tell me about those
good ol' days you always talk about.

Come on, Alice.
When you get to be my age,

bedtime happens whether
you want it to or not.

And I like to be
in my bed when it does.

But, um, not until
I know how to make

your world-famous chili.

I mean, I bet it
starts with the spices.

Tell me about
the spices, Pop-Pop.

Now I know you're
messing with me.

Come on, Alice.
Time for bed.

What in the world?!

You know, actually,
[yawns] I am pretty tired.

We can catch up tomorrow.

This is one of your
experiments, isn't it?

Yes... But it,
it was an accident.

We talked about this.
You are in so much trouble.

No, I-I can fix this.
I promise.

-Look on the bright side--
-I don't have to look on the bright side.

I am the bright side.

♪ ♪

Booker, what are you doing?

I'm diggin' us outta here.

-You know that pickaxe is fake.
-But my fear is real.

Oh no!

I still have the compass
from the first room.

Our moms are gonna need it
if they're ever gonna find the next clue!

No, Neil, this is perfect.

See, they'll never find
the map without it.

And if they never find the map,
they'll never get to the trunk.

And if they never
get to the trunk,

-they'll never get in here.
-You're right!

The map's in the moose.
They're never gonna find that.

[screams]
Oh! I found the map in the moose's mouth!

[laughs]

Ah! Got it!

Oh, no. The moose got me.

[grunts]
Uh, um, a-a little help here, please.

[Raven grunting]

Loose me, moose!
[yells]

Yeah, we are definitely
not getting our security deposit back.

[laughs] I mean, how many times
can you say that

you got your hand stuck
in a moose's mouth?

Three.

I like you...
You got stories.

[grunts] Oh, wait. No. Okay.
Wrong way. Don't switch.

There's gotta be a clue
around here somewhere.

Hey, wait. There's a "T"
on the bottom of my lantern.

-There's a "T" on mine, too.
-Hey, I've got an "N."

Oh, it must spell somethin'.

"T.T.N." No, wait...

-"N.T.T."
-No, it's "T.N.T." Like, trinitrotoluene.

-Hm?
-Like, dynamite.

Have you never seen
a cartoon before?

Hello? Moms are on other side
of the door.

Okay, okay. Um, um, it-- Oh!
If we push that dynamite plunger,

it'll open the exit
and we'll be out before

-our moms find us.
-Yes, okay.

Ah, too late! Hide!

RAVEN:
[gasps] We did it, we got in!

How did you get your arm
stuck in a bookcase?

[laughs] Lady, I can get my arm stuck
in anything, trust me.

[moms laughing]

♪ ♪

Don't worry, Pop-Pop.

I can definitely
get you to stop glowing.

You're bioluminescent
because you drank

an emulsified solution
of green fluorescent protein

that I extracted
from a rare cnidarian.

Words that I understand, please.

You're glowing 'cause
you drank jellyfish juice.

I liked it better when
I didn't understand it.

The enzymes in this chocolate milk should
turn you back to normal.

Why are you drinkin'
chocolate milk?

Because it's delicious.

Okay... Not everyone
can pull off stripes.

I can't go to work like this!
I look like a barber pole!

I don't know what that is,
but I'm assuming it's bad.

Here, try this juice.

The acidity should neutralize
the aminos in the milk.

Or it can cover you in spots.

-I'm starting to miss the stripes.
-Here, drink this.

-What's it do?
-We gon' find out together.

-Alice!
-I'll go to my room.

And I better not hear
a peep outta you.

-Well, Pop-Pop, 'cause--
-I know what I said.

ALICE: Okay.

♪ ♪

Okay, and left 79,

right 52, left 67.

[grunts] Nothing.
The safe won't crack!

Of course, it won't crack
'cause it's not a safe, it's a thermostat.

What are they doing here?

I can't believe they ditched
the open house just to hang out.

I know. It's so sweet.

Our moms are besties
just like us.

Guys, focus. We have to get them outta
here before they find us.

They are three
smart, capable women.

They'll be out
of here in no time.

Y'all, y'all.
I'ma smash it.

Okay, we're gonna die in here.

No, if we can get
to that dynamite plunger,

it'll open the doors
and we'll all get outta here.

Oh, hey! Wait, wait!
Maybe there's something in here.

-RAVEN: Okay.
-[all screaming]

I ain't goin' out
like that. [yells]

Wait, Raven, Raven, Raven!
It's fake!

-It's fake! Ah!
-It's fake. Oh!

It's fake. It's f-- Yeah, I knew that,
I knew that.

I was, you know,
[clears throat] improv-ing for y'all.

Oh, wow. Well, I loved it.

I'm so glad we came here.

Neil would love this place.

You know, Booker asked if
he could come here tonight.

On a school night?

Ivy knows better than to even ask
something like that.

-Why?
-Why? Because they're kids.

They can't just get up in here
and do what they want.

But they're gonna be
in college next year.

You can't tell them "no" then.

Watch me.

We have really good kids.

They get great grades,
never get in serious trouble.

They deserve our trust.

I gotta tell her I love her.

You do and those will be
the last words you ever say.

You know what?
Maybe you're right.

I mean, Booker's at home right now
studying for his test.

He's really grown up.

Now when he was
younger and immature,

he probably would've come
here and tried to get home

before I did. [laughs]

Maybe I should give
Ivy more freedom.

She's grown into such
an impressive young woman.

I'm so proud of her.

Mama.

Stay strong.

[gasps, screams]
The exit! We figured it out!

-I think we ran out of time.
-Aw, we failed!

You didn't fail,
you beautiful angels.

Neil cried.

Can you believe it?

Our moms think
we're trustworthy.

Now let's get home
before they realize we aren't.

♪ ♪

Hey, we have to get
home before our moms.

What was I thinking?
I'm not a rebel.

I won't even get
a temporary tattoo.

Come on, Booker!
Step on it!

Why are you freaking out?
Your mom's cool with you bein' out.

Oh, I know.
That's why I wanna get back,

so I can hug her.

[gasps]
Turn it up! That is my jam!

Ah! It's in my "Car," "Shower,"
and "Lonely Nights" playlists.

[upbeat song playing]

♪ Boyz, we are
the Boyz N Motion ♪

-[tires screeching]
-♪ We give you our devotion ♪

♪ Boyz, we are
the Boyz N Motion ♪

♪ We give you our devotion ♪

-♪ Boyz, we are the Boyz N Motion ♪
-[tires screeching]

♪ We give you our devotion ♪

♪ Boyz, we are
the Boyz N Motion ♪

-♪ We give you our devotion ♪
-[tires screeching]

♪ Can you feel
the beat inside ♪

♪ Show me what
you're trying to hide ♪

♪ I can feel the rhythm
of your heart ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, hey, hey,
what it's all about ♪

♪ Hey, hey, wanna
hear you shout ♪

♪ Boyz, we are
the Boyz N Motion ♪

-[tires screeching]
-♪ We give you our devotion ♪

Come on, Booker!
You could've made that yellow light.

Ooh, maybe I am a rebel.

-Uh, guys, don't look over there.
-Over where?

At the car next to us,
with our moms in it.

[Booker gasps]

Our moms are in the car next to us.
I am freaking out!

That's why I told you
not to look over there!

Mariana, why do you
have so many CDs?

You don't have
a CD player in the car.

Never had one in any car.

-Light's green.
-Yay!

[tires screeching]

Neil, with the way
your mom drives,

I see why you walk to school.

Why are we still talking?

We gotta go!
Booker, drive like Neil's mom!

-[accelerating]
-[tires screeching]

♪ ♪

I'm just getting water.

Then I'll go back to my room
for the rest of my life.

Alice... Take a seat.

Okay. I know today was bad.

Maybe I should take a break
from science for a while.

No, absolutely not.

Alice, you're brilliant
and special, and I never,

never want you to stop
doing what you love,

but... You're not just making

baking soda volcanoes
and potato clocks.

Obviously, I'm not a baby.

If you're gonna do
grown-up science,

you need to be
grown-up responsible.

Do you understand?

Yeah, I do.

Thanks, Pop-Pop.
I really am sorry.

Mm, no problem.

Now, go on...
Get ready for bed.

ALICE: Oh, uh, Pop-Pop?!
I forgot to get water.

Can you bring some
up to me, please?

Yeah!

No problem.

You didn't see anything.

Mom?!

Mom?!

Mom?

-What we lookin' at?
-Oh, hey, hey!

Hey, Ma.
I was, um-- My books.

I was lookin' for my books
that I was usin' to, um, study,

which is what I've been
doin' all night. [laughs]

And, and speakin' of doin' what
we said we were doin' all night,

-uh, how was the open house?
-The open house.

Yeah, the open, the open h--
It was open, you know?

And, um... You kn-- it was
an escape from the ordinary.

[laughs] I met,
I met Neil's mom,

which really explains Neil.

-Wait until you meet his dad.
-[Raven laughs]

Listen, I had a lotta time to think
while I was trapped at...

The open... House.

-Okay.
-And...

You're growin' up.

I should really trust you
to make your own decisions.

Thanks, Mom.
And, hey, I promise

I won't do anything
that you wouldn't do.

Oh, that should make me feel good,
but it doesn't.

Oh, hey!
How was your night?

Uh, you should ask Alice.

Pop-Pop!

Look on the bright side.
You won't need a nightlight.

I know, I know.

I am the nightlight.

[laughing]

I don't get it,
but I like it.

♪ ♪

I can't believe
we got away with it.

Our moms are totally best fries.
I mean, "friends."

But fries do sound good.

Fries do sound good.

I mean, we could
sneak out and get some.

We totally got away with
gettin' to the escape room.

Guys?

-You there?
-Wrong thread! Ya texted your mama!

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