06x16 - You've Got Sale

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

[squealing] I'm so excited
about family game night!

Did you guys find
the playing cards?

Not yet. But we did find
some broken camping equipment,

a bunch of remotes,

and a rice cooker
full of golf ba*ls.

Yeah.
You know your grandpa.

He can't throw away anything.

[scoffs] Like these
ugly ceramic dolphins?

No, those are mine, girl.

I'm a sucker
for a late-night ad.

But every dolphin I bought
saved a dolphin.

Oh, really?

Well, looks like
you saved the whole ocean.

I searched the library.

I didn't find
any playing cards,

but I did find postcards,

key cards,
credit cards, flash cards,

and an unopened box
of birthday invitations.

Wait a minute.

Is that why nobody came
to my ninth birthday?

You guys need
to have a garage sale.

No, no. We just need to reorganize
some things, okay?

We do not need a garage sale.

We gonna need a garage sale.

[theme music playing]

♪ Ha, ha!
Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had
other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when
things turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ New city
I'm finding my way ♪

-♪ It's gonna take some time ♪
-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪

♪ Ya know I got you, right?
It might be wild ♪

♪ But ya know
that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam
caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough ♪

♪ But together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
-♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
-♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other
ya know it's our time ♪

[laughing] Yep! That's us.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Rae, you can't charge

Huh? Why not?

Because the original price tag
says you only paid 20.

Just 'cause I got a deal doesn't mean
they should get a deal.

Booker, I can't believe
how strong you've gotten.

You know, those three push-ups
you do every morning

are really paying off.

I can't tell if you're complimenting me
or mocking me,

but either way,

I'ma take it.

I don't get it.
You're only 11.

How do you have
this much stuff?

With a cute face like this,

you really clean up
at Christmas.

Whoa. I think
you made a mistake.

You better take Tasha upstairs

before someone thinks
she's for sale.

She is for sale.

-Seriously?
-Yeah.

I've given it
a lot of thought,

and I think it's time for me
to let her go.

Wow, Alice,
that's a big deal.

Are you sure you're ready?

Yeah. I'm growing up.

Plus, I'm running out
of closet space.

The only thing bigger
than Tasha's personality

is her shoe collection.

Oh, that reminds me,

there are four more boxes
of those shoes upstairs.

Oh, well, then you better
get back to complimenting me.

Have I told you that those push-ups
are really making--

Uh-uh, uh-uh, no repeats.

Uh, Dad, what're you doing?

Putting out
all my merchandise.

Uh, no, Dad, you have to keep it
inside of the box.

That's why people like
coming to garage sales.

It's like-- It's like searching
for buried treasure.

You know, sometimes
you get a masterpiece.

Sometimes you get

baby teeth in a box.

You think
somebody'll buy this?

Not anybody I wanna meet.

I'ma pull out all my stuff
and make some money.

Not like that, you're not.

I bet I can make
more money than you.

Ooh! I'll take that bet!

You know what,
by the end of the day,

whoever makes
the most money wins.

And, uh,
since you're not psychic,

I'll tell you
who it's going to be.

-Me.
-[Victor laughs]

I see a lot of this,

but I don't see a lot of this.

Well, you better be holding
a whole bunch of garden hoses

'cause my garage sale
is about to be fire!

♪ ♪

Oh, and on Fridays,
all the USC film students

get to watch movies for free
in one of the screening rooms.

I mean, tuition
costs more than a house,

but the movies are free.

That sounds awesome!

Maybe I should be a film major
when I'm at Berkeley.

You haven't decided
your major yet?

No, not yet.

Oh, okay. Cool.

Why'd you say it like that?

Oh, no reason.

I just figured that because
you picked your college,

you knew
what you were majoring in.

But it's cool.

You did it again.

NEIL:
Hey, guys.

Neil, have you already picked
your college major?

Of course. Sports Science.

You know I've always
wanted to be a coach.

It's the only job where
you can wear short shorts

and they'll take you serious.

Booker doesn't know
his major yet.

Really? [exclaims]

Okay! Cool!

Now you're both doing it!

You're making me think
not knowing my major is a problem.

Booker, it's fine.

If you're okay
not knowing your major,

so are we.

Okay.

Cool.

Dang it!
Now I'm doing it!

♪ ♪

Got your eye
on that slow cooker?

You got good taste.

I'll probably lose money
on the deal,

but for an extra five bucks,

I can get you
into this pressure cooker.

Got a lot of people interested,
so you got to act fast.

Mm-hmm-hmm.
Look at him over there,

using cheesy sales tactics
to try and outsell me.

Ha!
[coughs]

[clears throat] Anybody interested in
a one-of-a-kind ceramic dolphin

signed by Muhammad Ali?

That looks like
your handwriting.

Well, me and the greatest
have similar penmanship.

Here you go, sir.

Oh, your Auntie Rae
wants to play dirty.

Well, I can play dirty too,

especially since
I just sold our mop.

Excuse me.
How much for this doll?

Tasha? She's $10.

Great. I'll take her.

Congratulations.
She's all yours.

You can let go.

I haven't let go?

No, you're still holding on.

I am?

Oh, what do you know?
I am.

Here you go! Enjoy!

Alice, did you
just sell your doll?

I did.

It was time.

Tasha is going to a great home,
and, uh, I made 10 bucks.

[scoffs]
You would have made 20

if you told 'em
it was signed by Bruno Mars.

Ha, ha!
It's true, though.

Look at me letting go of Tasha.
[chuckles]

I feel so grown up.

Maybe I'll have something
bubbly to celebrate.

Ooh, sparkling water!

Now that is grown up.

[sighs] If only
Tasha could see me now.

-I can.
-[sputters]

Tasha?

These bubbles
are stronger than I thought!

♪ ♪

Tasha, what're you doing here?

Right now,
I'm lookin' for cookies.

No, I mean, why are you "you"
and not doll-form you?

I don't know.
You're the one imagining me.

Got any milk?

This is no time to be thinking about
cookies and milk.

I'm only thinking
about cookies and milk

'cause you're thinking
about cookies and milk.

I'm in your head, remember?

Yeah, but why are you
in my kitchen?

I just sent you home
with another girl at the garage sale.

What other girl?

Did you get a name?
References? Background checks?

She was six! How much background
could she have?

How could you
just let me go like that?

Listen, I gave it
a lot of thought,

and I decided I was ready.

Maybe I wasn't.

All I know is I'm driving
around San Francisco

with some rando right now!

You're right!
I made a mistake.

I need to get you back!

Yeah, you do.

Look at us, going on another
Tasha and Alice adventure.

[chuckles] I think you mean
Alice and Tasha adventure.

My imagination.
My rules.

♪ ♪

Hey, Booker,
what are you doing?

I was hoping
these fortune cookies

would help me decide my major.

"You are charming
and everyone likes you."

That's not a fortune.

It's just a fact.

Okay, well, you can't let a piece of food
decide your future.

Yeah. You need
something data-driven,

something scientific.

All I need is
a few strands of your hair.

-That sounds easy.
-And a small sample of your brain tissue.

Neil, what do you got?

Uh, I can read your palm.

You know how to do that?

Yeah.
My abuelita taught me.

That's how her plumber knows
the exact date and time of his death.

Just tell me
what I should major in.

Okay, let's see.

Well, this is your lifeline.

This is your love line.

And this is your career line.

But what does it say?

Uh, either you should
buy a helicopter

or you should
avoid a helicopter

or... you're gonna
marry a helicopter.

This is pointless!

Oh, wait. Oh, um-- um--

-Maybe I should force a vision.
-NEIL: Okay.

Is it working?

[Booker farts]

Doesn't smell like a vision.

Maybe you're just
overthinking this.

I'm sure if you just relax
and take a break,

the perfect major
will just come to you.

You're probably right.

I'm just gonna go lie down.

-[Ivy coughing]
-Smell. Ugh.

Man! I'm never gonna
figure out my major.

[sighs] Guess I'm just
gonna have to marry rich.

♪ ♪

Popcorn!
Get your free popcorn!

I see you trying that old
popcorn-at-the-garage-sale trick.

You gonna need
a lot more to beat me.

Let me see that.

Ooh, dang! That's good.

How much
for that popcorn machine?

What am I doing?

Rae, you should
just give it up.

You can't beat warm butter.

[chuckling] I gonna make
so much more money than you.

You can't beat me
with a snack!

Raven Baxter's a whole meal!

Mmm. So good.

I think I know a way
to get you back.

I just have to talk
to Auntie Rae.

Hey, Auntie Rae!

Um, are we keeping the names
and addresses of our customers?

You know, to follow up,

make sure they're satisfied
with their purchases?

They don't have
to be satisfied.

Because we weren't.
That's why we're selling it.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a garage sale to win.

You can't win a garage sale.

Not with an attitude like that!

Wait, you're charging $25
for this hamburger phone,

and you let me go for 10?

That's cold.

Focus. We have to find
the girl who has you.

What about the Track My Tasha app
you created

after you lost me
at the zoo?

Of course!

And... for the record,

I didn't lose you,
you were stolen by sloths.

They can move pretty fast
when they want something.

The app still works!
Let's go!

[music playing
on boom box]

Oooh, I'm glad
you made popcorn

because I'm about
to put on a show.

Is that my Chill Grill sign?

It was! Woo!
[laughing]

♪ Everybody, buy my stuff ♪

♪ Everybody knows
they want my stuff ♪

♪ Come on-- ♪
I heard it. I heard it.

I'ma change the lyrics.
Don't worry about it.

Ooh, but it seems
to be working!

Not now, sir.

Face it, Dad. I'm on top!

I'll just find a way
to top you.

Oh, well, then I'ma
find a way to top you.

Go buy it online.

You can't top me because
I will already be on top.

Top, middle, center,

bottom, sideways, left ways,
it don't matter.

I'ma make all the money
and win! Ha-ha.

I'll see ya. [laughing]

On top!

♪ ♪

[blows whistle]

Time to get up, Booker!
Move it!

Give me 50 jumping jacks.
Let's go!

Wait. Wait.

Why am I doing jumping jacks?

And why are you
wearing that costume?

This is not a costume, okay?
These are my work clothes.

Huddle up.

All right,
keep your eye on the ball.

All right,
leave it all on the field.

Hey, remember,
there's no "I" in team.

There's also no "O,"

but that's
just an observation.

What are you talking about?

Well, I'm a football coach.

This is just how I talk now.

You're a football coach?

You were just reading my palm
a few minutes ago.

That was five years ago, son.

I went to college
while you stayed here

because you couldn't
decide on a major.

-I never went to college?
-No.

I've been here this whole time
on the couch?

Yeah.
You never took a shot.

And you miss 100%
of the shots you don't take.

Isn't that a hockey quote?

Well, I coach that too now.

So what happened to Ivy?

Oh, you'll love this.
Follow me.

High knees!
High knees, Booker.

Okay, people,
I need more lights,

more effects, more drama.

And more coffee.

Ivy, you did it!
You're a movie director.

No. I'm the movie director.

I made 175 hit films,
and that's just this year.

This one is a horror film.

It's the scariest story
ever told on screen.

It's called The Man
Who Never Picked His Major.

Ah.

I've been waitin' for you,
Young Booker.

There's plenty of room
on this couch.

Why don't you
come sit with me?

Forever.

No!

Oh, it was just a dream.

Okay, there's still time.

Here it is.

Berkeley's list of majors.

I'm choosing one right now.

There. Decision made.

And I am never
sitting on you again.

♪ ♪

The app says the little girl
from the garage sale is here.

[gasps] There she is.
Shhh!

Look at me stuffed
in that funky backpack.

You'd never do that to me.

Yeah, 'cause
I'd never hear the end of it.

-What was that?
-Nothing. [chuckles awkwardly]

Okay. So here's the plan.

I'll just tell her
I made a mistake

and ask for you back.

I'm sure she'll understand.

I can't wait
for all the fun stuff

Tasha and I
are gonna do together.

We're gonna be best friends.

Okay! We're gonna need
another plan.

Almost got it.

Almost got it!

Hurry up.
She's gonna catch us!

Dave's blocking my view!

I think I got it.

Oh, I wish
I hadn't gotten it.

♪ ♪

Oh-oh.

Aaah! Ow!

I'm starting to think

you're not gonna be able
to get me back.

Tasha, please.

I got plans
on plans on plans.

Luckily, that little girl
is about to celebrate her birthday.

Today's her birthday?

I told Dave it is.

[staff cheering]

[up-tempo music playing]

You did it.
You got me back!

We make a great team.

We always have.

So what's next?

Well, I guess
now that I have you back,

you're going to disappear.

I guess so.

Wait.

Why aren't I disappearing?

I don't know.

Particle physics I get,

but, uh,
imaginary friend logic?

Not so much.

Something must
still be bothering me.

I'm so excited to play
with my new Tasha doll.

That's it.

That's what's bothering me.

♪ ♪

[bees buzzing]

Book, is that you in there?
What're you doing?

I finally figured out my major!

Beekeeping.

I borrowed this gear
from Mr. Rodriguez next door

so I could try it out.

He keeps bees.

Oh, that's why
he kept saying honey.

I thought he was
just, uh, flirting with me.

Booker,
you cannot be a beekeeper.

You are afraid of bugs.

No, I'm not.

There's a bee
on your shoulder.

Where? Mama!
Mama, get it off! Mama--

Ok-- Okay,
I'm afraid of bugs.

Booker, what is going on?

Neil and Ivy
chose their majors,

but I don't know
what I want to do yet.

So I ate
a bunch of Chinese food,

Ivy asked for
a piece of my brain,

Neil read my palm, and then
I had a nightmare that I was an old man

on the couch in the woods!

[gasps] I know
what that means.

-You do?
-Yeah.

You gotta stop
eating Chinese food

before you go to sleep!

Mom, what am I gonna
study in college?

Booker, you have
a lot of choices,

and I know that
can be overwhelming,

but this is the time
for you to explore

and figure out
what's right for you.

So I don't have
to be a beekeeper?

I would prefer you not.

You know you don't have to choose
your major right now?

You can always
just check "undecided."

Undecided?
That's a thing?

How did I not know this?

You don't know a lot,

which is why
I'm sending you to college.

Booker Baxter-Carter...
Undecided.

Yeah, I like
the sound of that.

But you have to pick a major
before you graduate college.

I got four years
to figure it out.

Yeah, if your daddy
coughing up some cash.

But if it's me,
you got three, Boo.

♪ ♪

First, I felt bad
for giving you away.

Now, I feel bad
for getting you back.

Which one is it?

Don't look at me.

This is all in your head.

It doesn't make sense.

I-- I can't take a doll
to high school or to college

or to the White House.

I mean, what will people think
of a President with a doll?

Depends on what I'm wearing.

And your stance on health care.

I don't wanna just stick you in a box
in the attic all alone.

I think that's why I wanted
to give you to someone else.

Someone who needs you.

I mean, we did have some good times
together, didn't we?

Like the time we went
to that water park

or walked
in that fashion show.

Or when we fought off
that pack of wolves?

[sighs]
That was a good day.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Maybe another kid could use
a little Tasha in her life.

We have to find my doll.

I'm gonna miss you, Tasha.

I'm gonna miss you too, Alice.

Oh, what's that, Tasha?

Of course, we'll get French toast
for the table, darling.

What's that, Tasha?

I can also use it to prank Booker?
[gasps]

Ooh, girl, you're bad.

Ah, this is the life,
eh, Tasha?

What's that, Tasha?

You knew I went to the party
and not the dentist?

Oh, she's back.

And she's mad.

So what do you think?

I love it.

Tasha thinks
it's too sparkly.

What's that, Tasha?

You weren't saying
this was a bad idea

when you were
gettin' your nails done.

It wasn't me.
It was Tasha's idea.

What's that, Tasha?

Yes, I know
I can't play the harpsichord!

Stop pointing out
the problem.

I need solutions, girl.

Hey.

Uh, I think
this belongs to you.

Tasha,
I thought I lost you.

She can be hard
to keep track of sometimes.

She's definitely got
a mind of her own.

Thanks for finding her.

You two have fun.

And promise me
you'll look after each other.

We will.

What's that, Tasha?

No, I'm not
getting you a pizza.

If you were hungry,

you should've
ordered your own!

Aw, she gonna be just fine.

♪ ♪

Step right up!
I got T-bones and old phones.

Tri-tips and hair clips.

Prime ribs and baby... bibs?

Man, we really did need
to have this garage sale.

Yeah, bring it on in.

Bring that tiger cage
right on in here.

-Thank you. Ri-- Ah, cool.
-[tiger growling]

Why do you have a tiger?

Well, 'cause I'm giving
the people what they want.

A spectacle.

-[tiger roaring]
-Hey!

Don't make me
get the spray bottle now.

Hey, Mom!

Mom, what is going on
out here?

You got a tiger?

You wouldn't even let me
get a dog.

Booker, not now!

Mama trying to sell
these candlesticks.

And I got eight tracks
and baby backs.

Why can't I stop rhyming?

You guys--
You guys, it's over, okay?

It's 11:30 at night.

The neighbors are calling.
They're scared.

I'm scared.

Okay, fine. It's over.

Okay, so who won?

H-- How much money
did you make?

Well, how much money
did you make?

-Show me.
-You show me first.

-Same time.
-Same time.

Same time, man.
I know you. Same time!

It's empty.

What happened to all the money
you guys made?

Well, tigers aren't free,
Booker.

You gotta spend money
to make money.

And I spent all my money
and some of your money.

Hmm. Well, it looks like
we both lost.

So I guess
Alice won the garage sale.

She wasn't even playing.

And what are you guys
gonna do with all this stuff?

[grunting] I think we need
to have a garage sale.

And what do we do about
the tiger in the kitchen?

[tiger roaring]

Oh, that's his kitchen now.

♪ ♪