03x08 - The MiSFIT/Return to Sycorax

[bunniefuu]

Baymax:
Hello. I am Baymax.

Theme music playing...

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪

♪ ♪

Noodle Burger Boy: Well, we've all had
a week to come up with a recipe

for a new mouth-
watering evil plot!

Wow me, sisses!

This is gonna be a short
meeting! Here's what we do.

Hack into everyone's
phones and transmit...

[high-pitched screeching]

The humans will go
crazy and surrender,

but we'll never stop doing it!

Let's, uh, let's put that in
the "maybe" pile. Hangry Panda!

- What's the one thing humans can't live
without? - Noodle-Burger Boy: Food.

- Hyper-Potamus: Air.
- Crushroom: Water?

Hangry Panda:
Shoes!

If we steal all
the shoes and eat them,

they'll be completely
defenseless!

Boy, uh, this maybe pile just
keeps getting bigger, huh?

[nervous laugh]
Crushroom?

Crushroom: Crushroom have
just what you need!

Crushroom will crush...

the sun!

Okay... interesting.

- How?
- With fist!

[blasting, fart]

Hm, I don't think
that would work.

I mean, how would you
even get up there?

Hey! Crushroom not know.

Crushroom never go to school.

Wait! Go to school.

You should... go to school!

Ah! Great idea,
Crushroom!

[scoffs] Shoes.

♪ ♪

Hiro:
It's the middle of summer.

How could I be in trouble?

Did Professor Granville
say you were

- in trouble when she called?
- Well, why else would she wanna see me?

Perhaps to update you on your
exemplary academic progress.

- Yeah, I-I don't think so.
- Baymax: Then I do not know.

Mr. Hamada, I need your help.

So, I'm not in trouble?

I'm trying to recruit
a prospective student.

You are not in trouble.

The young man in question
is reluctant to commit.

- Why?
- He's an...

independent spirit.

So, a genius?

Indeed, he is.

My hope is that
a personal tour

from the youngest student in
SFIT's history might sway him.

Uh, okay. Cool. Uh, when?

- Right now.
- [grunts] Huh?

Mr. Hamada, it is my
pleasure to introduce you

to Mr. Rishi Patel.

Uh, where?

♪ ♪

- Wow. He's, uh, young.
- Yes.

- Rishi is 11 years old.
- 11? But that's...

Even younger
than you were.

Precisely.

Hey, Rishi.
How's it going?

[beeping]

- Is he okay?
- Baymax: I will scan Rishi.

Scanning. Rishi appears
to be in good health.

Whoa, an old school bot!

Baymax:
I am Baymax.

Hyperspectral cameras. [gasps]

Carbon fiber skeleton!?

k*ller actuators.
He'll be so fun to hack.

- Nobody can hack Baymax.
- I can hack anything, bro.

Hacking can be
a class B felony.

- Only if you get caught.
- [beep]

[car starts]

[beeping]

- [clunk]
- [beeping]

[engine roaring]

[tires screech]

My car!

- [tires screech]
- [Rishi laughs]

[beep]

Good luck, Mr. Hamada.

Okay, show me
your nerd school...

Mr. Hamada.

[whirring]

♪ ♪

Seen it, bored now, d
one here.

I thought I knew everything
when I was your age, too.

Yeah, but you were
obviously wrong.

[growls]

[thudding]

[whispering]: The order
is up! The order is up!

[clicking, zapping]

[scrape]

[whirring]

- Crushroom: Ow!
- [shushing]

[whirring]

Crushroom: Whoa, whoa.

- SFIT has cutting edge tech.
- Rishi: Uh-huh.

Okay, the networking unit
uses a randomized code.

- [beeping]
- Hiro: I knew you'd come around.

- Baymax is amazing. Hmm?
- Amazingly easy to hack.

Hiro, it seems I-I-I-I...

[high-pitched]:
I have been hacked by R-R-R-R-Rishi.

[normal voice]:
Hello.

[low-pitched]: He has tampered
with my vocal settings.

[growls] Fix him.

- [beep]
- [normal voice]: Hello. I am Baymax.

- [clicking, smash]
- [high-pitched]: And I am not fixed.

[growls] I'm out!

Mr. Hamada,
if you do me this favor,

I will see to it that you do
not have any morning classes

- next semester.
- Seriously?

This lab's got it all.

Engineering. Physics.
Chemistry. Robotics.

There's gotta be something
here that you're into!

- Everything!
- Really? That's bad.

- [grunts]
- [grunts] Too slow, old man!

♪ ♪

[clattering]

[drip]

[gasping]

[sighs]

♪ ♪

[gasps]

[smashing]

[clanging]

Oh.

[clanging]

Baymax: Adios.

[smash]

- Baymax: Oh no.
- You were right.

This lab's got it all.

Hiro:
He's out of control!

Doesn't think
the rules apply to him.

Doesn't pay attention
to anything I say!

Hm, sounds familiar.

I- I wasn't...
this bad, w-was I?

You were a... challenge.

But I saw your potential
and believed in you.

As a result, you haven't
just achieved your potential.

You've become
an outstanding young man.

That's why I thought you
were the perfect person

to convince Rishi that
SFIT would be good for him.

You didn't give up on me,
so I shouldn't give up on him?

- Yes, something like that.
- [sighs] Okay.

Noodle Burger Boy:
Howdy and hello!

Baymax: Noodle Burger Boy,
you are trespassing.

SFIT policy requires

that you sign in
with campus security.

We're ordering off the menu

and taking over
the school, misters!

Yeah! Get ready
to get schooled!

[Crushroom laughing]

Get schooled.
It funny

because we in school. [laughing]

This happens sometimes.
It'll pass.

♪ ♪

This is going
to be a school

for robots run by robots!

- Hey, you should apply, mister.
- Baymax: No, thank you.

Hyper-Potamus: Don't say no until you've
seen our promotional video!

[static]

['80s-style music playing]

- [stiffly]: Oh. Howdy and hello there.
- [feedback]

Welcome to the new San Fransokyo
Institute of Robotology!

[expl*si*n]

[whirring]

[stomping]

A school...
for robots.

Robot students finally
have a place to learn.

[chewing]

[zapping]

School.

[laugh]

To discover new
and exciting ways

to overthrow the humans!

Oh.

- [giggling]
- Noodle Burger Boy: School.

- School.
- [vomiting]

Or just relax and have
fun with your sisses.

[smash]

School. It's not just for
human misters anymore.

[static]

My response is
still no, thank you.

Since you're not
satisfied with your order,

we'll throw in a free chip!

[click]

Hiro: School's out,
Noodle Burger Boy.

♪ ♪

- Rishi: Big Hero 6 guy!
- Get outta here, kid.

- This is dangerous.
- [blasting]

Noodle Burger Boy: Interrupting class
lands you in detention! Get him!

- [Crushroom screaming]
- [clanging]

Hyper-Potamus: I'm doing this
for extra credit!

[smash]

I'm hungry for hero!

Ah!

[screaming, grunts]
Thanks, Baymax.

[glass shatters]

- I can't even...
- Yes, I know the feeling.

Sometimes, it feels like
this campus is a magnet

- for bizarre villains.
- Wait.

This kind of thing
happens a lot?

- Constantly.
- [Hangry Panda screaming]

Whoa. Be right back.

♪ ♪

[clanking]

- [grunts]
- [Hangry Panda yelling]

- [zapping]
- [Crushroom laughing]

- Ah! [grunts]
- Noodle Burger Boy: Lesson one.

You can't defeat
us all, misters!

- [growls] Huh?
- [tapping]

[smash, crash]

- Crushroom: Should've gone
with "crush the sun" plan. - [smash]

♪ ♪

[beep, whirring]

- Hangry Panda: Help!
- [whirring]

This one's angrier than me!

[beeping]

I'll save you, sis! [grunts]

[smash]

Hangry Panda:
Help!

Noodle Burger Boy:
Whoa there, sonny!

You don't have
a hall pass, little mister!

- [snap]
- [grunts]

[clang]

You're expelled, Noodle Burger

[Noodle Burger Boy screams]

♪ ♪

Noodle Burger Boy: School is dumb.
I hate it. We're outta here.

[grunts]

[deep voice]: That's for the assist,
young citizen.

With skills like yours, you must
be a star student here at SFIT.

♪ ♪

Hey, so, uh,
what'd we miss?

- Only a superhero battle!
- Apparently,

Mr. Patel found today's
events quite exhilarating.

- He did?
- I have got to go to this school!

Filling out
the application right now.

Thanks for
the awesome tour!

- Wait, I did it?
- Technically, I did it.

But you did play a significant role.

You too, Baymax.

- Baymax: A group effort resulted in
a positive outcome. - [beeping]

Indeed. Thank you both.

So, about those
morning classes?

That's right. No morning
classes for you, Mr. Hamada.

You'll need that time

- for mentoring.
- Mentoring?

Yes. I think
Mr. Patel will benefit

from your continued
guidance.

You have got
to be kidding!

The professor's vocal
tone and facial expression

- indicate that she is not kidding.
- [buzzing, static]

Hey, Hamada!
See you in the Fall!

Hello. I am Bay-Bay-Baymax.

[clicking]

- [high-pitched]: I am not fixed.
- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to movie night!
- Mini-Max: Tonight's movie will be

"The Director's Cut
of Kentucky Kaiju,

- the Director's Cut!"
- Fred: The Director's Cut!

Baymax: "The Director's Cut of Kentucky
Kaiju, The Director's Cut,"

has a running time
of 337 minutes.

That's over 5 hours.

- Five hours.
- Fred: Yeah.

Pretty sweet. That's why I went
all out with the snack sitch.

Behold! A plethora

of fast food options for your
consumption! [munching, humming]

Yeah! We've got Mucho Monster Muncher
tacos for the main course,

and Sugarzilla
for the dessert.

No thanks.
I gave up fast food.

Okay, but perhaps I did
not mention diablo style.

♪ ♪

Surely you cannot
object to frozen custard

and juicy berries
gently swaddled

- in a delicious crepe?
- Back me up here, Baymax.

Baymax: The Mucho Monster
Muncher contains

four times the suggested
daily sodium intake.

And the Sugarzilla has 12 times
the suggested sugar intake.

Fast food is, uh,
tasty and all, Fred,

but you can't
argue with the facts.

I can't hear you!

That is just weird.

- [ringing]
- Hey, Judy.

Hey, Hiro. Uh, have you
heard from Mr. Krei?

He won't return my texts, and my
calls go straight to voicemail.

[sighs] Did he get lost
in the warehouse again?

No. He bought the old

Sycorax building,
so we came by to check it out.

Sycorax? That place used
to be a monster factory.

He might be in real danger.
You, too. We're on our way.

- [beep]
- Guys, get out the ultra armor.

We're going back to Sycorax.

- [thunder cracking]
- [dramatic music playing]

Part 2 Episode Title: "Return to Sycorax"
Aired on: February 01, 2021

Sorry, I wasn't listening. What?

[crickets chirping, wolf howl]

♪ ♪

[sighs] This place is somehow
even creepier deserted.

Baymax: Wasabi, you are
perspiring excessively.

It may be due to anxiety.

Oh, it is absolutely
due to anxiety.

Fred:
Here, this helps me.

[squeaking]

Let's start with sub-level nine,

where they made the monsters.

♪ ♪

[ding]

- [heart beating]
- [toy squeaking]

[doors shut]

- [Fred grunting]
- [Wasabi whimpering]

- Hiro: Baymax, scan for Krei.
- Baymax: Scanning.

- [squeaking continues]
- These walls block my scanning capability.

Fred: Typical evil science thing.
Gotta keep everything secret.

- [clattering]
- Ah!

♪ ♪

- [squeaking stops]
- [heart beating]

- [whirring, zapping]
- [heart beat gets faster]

- [beating stops]
- Oh. It's just an old food pod.

Ah!

Gross.
A healthy food pod.

Hiro: We'll cover more
ground if we split up.

- [grunts]
- Okay, but in monster movies,

that's when the bad
stuff goes down.

♪ ♪

[gasps]

Check it out, Mini-Max!

What are you doing,
rash chum?

I'm gonna warm up my delicious
meal in this fancy microwave.

This enormous
and complicated machine

could not possibly
be a microwave!

I've been hanging out with
geniuses for years, Mini-Max.

I think I've picked up
a few things about stuff.

Now, where is
the reheat button?

- [screaming]
- [beep]

- Krei!
- [hissing]

[whirring, beeping]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

Mr. Krei, are you hurt?

No, I'm fine.

Baymax:
Mr. Krei is not injured.

So, why were
you screaming?

I just found out my stock lost
two and a half points today!

This market is brutal! Ah!

Hey. Why are you here?

Judy called.
She said you went missing.

- We were worried you were taken.
- Mini-Max: By a fearsome monster!

A monster?
Don't be ridiculous!

It's an office building!
I mean, come on.

[beeping, whirring]

[zapping]

[hissing]

[crunch]

- [beep]
- We gotta let Judy know you're okay.

Wait! I almost
forgot my lunch.

- Wasabi: That's probably for the best.
- Fred: Oh, come on!

A little fast food
never hurt anybody.

- [roaring]
- [screams]

[vulture screech]

Ah! What in the world
are those things?

Baymax:
It appears that the DNA

of a scorpion
and a vulture were merged

with a taco and a crepe.

- Fred: How could that have happened!?
- [annoyed growls]

Oh. The microwave
which, looking back now,

might not have been
a microwave. [chuckles]

Hey! Maybe
they're friendly.

- [roar, screech]
- [screaming]

- Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!
- [screech]

[zap]

I told you fast food is bad!

♪ ♪

- [growling]
- Fred: Incoming!

[indistinct screaming]

- Ah! Ah!
- [vulture screeching]

[roaring, screeching]

[screech]

Krei: Where did they go?

Wasabi: I don't know,
they could be anywhere!

Hiro: Judy's alone.

Mini-Max: She could
be in great danger!

- Hiro: We have to get to the top floor.
- [beep, hiss]

[elevator music]

Mm. This song has a fresh
beat, don't you think?

Mini-Max: The only beat I like
is the rum-tum-tum

of my fists on criminals!

You've got quite the little
violence streak, don't you?

- Mini-Max: I do!
- [all gasp]

[creaking]

[all screaming]

- [vulture screech]
- [screaming]

Baymax, let's go.

Whoa! Whoa!

- Mini-Max: I have you now,
spicy arachnid! - [yelling]

[crash, roaring]

[Fred and Wasabi screaming]

[roaring]

[ding]

♪ ♪

- Fred: Close the doors!
Close! The! Doors! - [beeping]

- [screech]
- [screaming]

- Baymax, rocket fist!
- [blast]

[screaming]

Somebody help!
[grunts]

- Oh, please don't ever let me go.
- Baymax: There, there.

You are safe now.

Judy! You're okay!

- Yeah, why?
- Looks clear. No monsters.

[sighs] Finally,
some good news. Ah!

♪ ♪

- [hiss]
- Oh, brought my lunch. Cool.

We need to get the monsters
into the containment cells

- on level nine.
- They're too hard to herd

with just the five of us.

That's true. Hmm.

We're gonna need
some reinforcements.

[lights clicking]

[ding, hiss]

Wasabi:
It's so...

quiet.

[scuttling]

[scuttling]

- [growling]
- Fred [whispering]: Maybe they left.

♪ ♪

[growling continues]

- [screech]
- Fred: Run!

[screech, roar]

[beep]

[whirring]

[screech]

[hissing]

[hissing, popping]

- [roar, screech]
- It's working!

They can't handle
the veggie onslaught!

Fred: I can't believe fast food
would lose to healthy food!

- Nothing makes sense anymore!
- [grunting]

Getting them down to level
nine isn't going to be easy.

- We need those
elevator doors open. - [clattering]

[blasting]

[tire screech]

Baymax:
Oh no.

- [vulture screech]
- Hiro: Ah!

Fred:
Mini-Max, rocket fist!

Mini-Max: Aye-aye,
courageous captain!

[blast]

- [zooming]
- [popping]

[beep, ding]

- [popping]
- [roar]

[grunts]

Mini-Maximum
premature celebration!

[funky music]

[record scratch]

To the stairs!

- [elevator music]
- [screech]

Fred: So, any... anybody doing
anything fun tomorrow?

I have ceramics class.

Mini-Max: I did not know
you were a creator

- of pottery! Baymax,
- [toilet flush]

- Did you know?
- Baymax: I did not.

- Uh, what's going on?
- Mini-Max: We just learned

- Wasabi has a secret hobby!
- [ding]

[screeching, roaring]

- [screeching]
- [popping]

- Yeah, that's right.
- [Fred laughs]

[flame roars]

Baymax:
Oh no.

[screeching]

[ice crackling]

Fred: Oh, why did
I order diablo style?

- [roaring]
- [grunting]

- [flame roar]
- Whoa!

- Ah!
- [screech]

Ah!

- [roar]
- Ah!

- [grunting]
- [roaring]

[flame roar]

- Fred: Whoa!
- Ah! Stick to the plan! Ah!

- [smash]
- [roar]

♪ ♪

- Hold.
- [roar, screech]

Hold!

Wasabi:
I don't like it, but holding!

Hold!

- [screech]
- Hiro: Now!

- [crash]
- [beep]

[zapping]

Mini-Maximum
mature celebration!

[R&B music]

Cool.
I always wanted pets.

♪ ♪

- [hiss, pop]
- [grunt, gulp]

Ew! I got Brussels sprouts
in my mouth!

They're so green!

You know what. Actually,

they taste, uh, goodish.

[ding, hiss]

Well, Mr. Krei,
you're officially monster-free.

Thank you, Big Heroes!
Now, please show yourself

- out of my new building.
You're trespassing. - [grunts]

You were right, Wasabi!
Healthy food is acceptable.

You know,
in emergency situations.

Good on you.
Making changes!

Yep. Tried a kale smoothie
from the food pods.

- Huh, where did I put that?
- Oh no.

[whirring, beeping]

[zapping]

♪ ♪

[maniacal laughter]

Ah!
[panting]

Okay. No more Mucho Monster
Muncher tacos before bed.

Eh, maybe one more bite
of a Sugarzilla though.

[chomp, humming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪