02x03 - Mind Over Anti-Matter

[bunniefuu]

You Will Be Stopped! Uhh!

Uhh!

Unh!

Uhh!

Waa! Uhh...

Aah!

Ooh!

[Evil Laughter]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

There Is No Place
For You In Our World.

There Will Be,
Dr. Strange,

Because I Shall Forge One,
As I Did Here!

Uhh! You Laid Waste
To This Land
For Sport...

As You've Done
To So Many Others.

You Will Be Stopped!

Uhh!

Obviously Not By You!

Unh!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

No.

If He Finds
A Strong Enough Mind
To Invade...

He'll Tear
This Earth Apart.

Not My Type.

Huh?

Sorry.

I Did Try
To Hold Back.

What The...

Wow!

Mommy,
When I Grow Up,

I Want To Be
Just Like Her!

Not If Your Father
And I Have Anything
To Say About It.

Right, Dear?

Dear?

But, Honey,
She's So--So...

Uhh!

Unsuitable.
Too Weak. Oh...

Disgusting!

Think Fast, Cuz.

h* h*. I Get It Now.

You Lured Me Away
From My Research

Just So I Could Be
Your Personal Valet.

Well, At Least
The Food's Good.

Evil Being: No.

These Forms
Will Never Hold Me.

She-Hulk:
Dante's Inferno?

[Sarcastically]
Real Fun Choice.

I Don't Know
What's Worse...

This Ride,
Or Watching You Eat
That Goopy Garbage.

Banner: What.
It's Brain Food.

Hey, Don't Forget.
I'm Eating For 3.

[Straining]

Evil Being: Yes.

At Last I've Found
The Perfect Host.

I Shall Now Bring This World
To Its Knees!

[Maniacal Laughter]

No!

Rrraaahhh!

♪ Hulk ♪

Grrrr!

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Incredible Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Hulk ♪

♪ Incredible Hulk ♪

Rrraaahhh!

Banner: Unh! Unh!

[Straining]

Unh! Uhh!

Uhh!

Jennifer,
Get Everybody Out!

I'll Stop It!

Aah!

Bruce, Wait!

There's Nobody There!

Unh! Unh!

Uhh! Uhh!

You Are Strong,
Bruce Banner.

But You Can't
Fight Me Forever.

[Straining]

Argghh!

Uhh!

Bruce!

[Banner Straining]

What Is Wrong With You?

Evil Being: Yes...

Bruce!

Evil Being: Resist Me With
Everything You Have.

Tire Yourself Out!

[Maniacal Laughter]

[Groaning]

[Straining]

Nooooo!

Your Struggle For Dominance
Is Irrelevant Now,
Primal Beasts.

I Am Taking Control.

Unh-Uhh!

Aah!

And Now...
To Erase This Mind,
One Thought At A Time,

Until It All Becomes...
Mine!

Bruce!

[Groaning]

Ah Ha Ha. Um...

I Warned Him
To Back Off
That Junk Food.

Ha Ha.

Come On, Brucie,
Snap Out Of It!

Dr. Strange:
Your Companion
Is In Grave Danger.

He Will Not Survive...

Unless I Assist Him.

Gee.

And You Are...?

I Am Dr. Stephen Strange.

Come.

The Fate Of The World
Is At Stake.

May The Light Of The Oshtur
Guide Us

To My Sanctum Sanctorum.

Hey--Hey--Hey,
Dr. Weird.

Just What Do You
Think You're--

Doing?! Wha...?

Not Weird.

Strange.

I Am...Strange.

Yeah, Yeah.
Tomatoes, Tomatoes.

Just Tell Me
What You Know
About This.

An Alien Being Is Slowly
Taking Over His Mind.

It Has Even Restrained
Those Mighty Beasts
Within Him...

The Hulks.

And You Know
All This How?

I Am Master
Of The Mystic Arts.

I Know Many Things.

Tonight, A Rift Was Torn

Between Our Reality...

And A Barren, Dark Place...

Torn By An Alien
Who Sought Only
Another World

In Which To Destroy.

But My Attempts To Stop It
Had Failed.

And Once In Our Dimension,

It Searched For A Body
Strong Enough To Hold Him.

It Has Found One
In Dr. Bruce Banner.

He And Our World
Will Be Lost

Unless We Can
Excise The Force Now.

If That Out-Of-Town
Brain Squatter
Wants A Rift,

Then Let's Give Him
A Rift!

It Is Proven That I
Cannot Do It Alone.

Together We Shall Defeat
This Entity

By Entering The Realm
Of Dr. Banner's Mind.

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait!

I Thought You
Were Talking About

Some Magic Potion
Or Something.

Eye Of Newt,
Powdered Toenail--
You Know,

But Not--Yaa!

There's, Like,
Nothing In Here.

Are You Sure
We're In His Mind

And Not, You Know,

Up His Nose
Or Something?

This Is Just
The Outer Fringe
Of His Consciousness.

My Guess Is
That The Evil Force

Will Attempt To Reach
Dr. Banner's Id.

We Must
Destroy Him First.

Oh. Right.

His Id.

[Chuckles]

Cool Place.

Right Next To His
Yin And Yang.

And Just Past The Yodel,
I Suppose.

Sounds Good To Me.

Let's Get There.

Perhaps I'd Better
Follow You.

[Gusty Wind]

[Maniacal Laughter]

The Alien Force.

It Is Erasing
Dr. Banner's Mind!

Whatever Happens,

Don't Let It Touch You!

It Ain't Gettin'
That Lucky!

Uhh!

By The Hounds
Of Tindalos,

I Summon Forth
The Power Of--

Oh, Save Your Breath
And Hang On!

Uhh!

These Legs Aren't Just
For Decoration, You Know.

Ahem...

You May Release Me
Now.

Ok.

But Most Men
Wouldn't Be
In Such A Hurry.

Oof!

So This Means The Stuff
Going On In Here

Can Actually Do Us
Some Harm?

The Danger Is Very Real.

We Now Merely Exist
As Stray Thoughts,

Subject To Erasure
Just Like--

Speaking Of
Stray Thoughts,

Did You Land Us In Some
Alternate Universe?

'Cause This Is
Not The Bruce Banner
I Grew Up With.

We Are In His
Fantasy Realm.

"Fantasy" Being
The Operative Word Here.

Ooh! Look At That One!

Ah. Maybe You'd
Better Not.

[Gasps]
Maybe I Better Not.

[Evil Laughter]

Dr. Strange: Hurry!
The Alien Force
Is Getting Stronger!

[Maniacal Laughter]

What Is This,
A Multiplex?

Memories...

Mostly Disturbing.

Passing Through
One Of These Archways

Will Take Us Deeper
Into His Mind.

Ooh, A Green-Letter Day
For Me.

Oh,
But Check That Wardrobe.

What Was I Thinking?

Through Here!
It's Our Only Hope!

Uh-Oh. The Hulk's
Birthday Spot.

We'd Better Find The Exit,
'Cause If Memory Serves...

This Place Is About To Blow!

[expl*si*n]

Your Legs
Cannot Save Us Now,
Ms. Walters.

We Have Lost This Race.

Though My Amulet
May Insulate Us.

[Groaning]

What? Where Are We?

Within The Very Core
Of Banner's Mind...

Or What Remains Of It.

Evil Being: Welcome,
Dear Uninvited Guests...

To My Humble Abode.

It Is A Bit Messy.

Bits And Pieces
Of Worthless Memories
Littered About.

But I Do Believe...

I'll Stay.

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee.

Evil Being's Voice:
Yes! Yes!

At Last...

I Have Gained
Complete Control.

The Primal Strength
Of This Body Is Immeasurable!

I've Never Felt
Such Raw Power!

And With It,
I Shall Crush This World

And Enslave Its People

And Make It My Own!

[Evil Laughter]

I Shall Crush This World
And Enslave Its People!

[Sirens Wailing]

Woman:
Oh, Please!

[People Scream]

Argghh!

[Evil Laughter]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Yes! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Throw Everything
You've Got At Me!

Test My Strength!

I Am Truly Unstoppable!

All Shall Fall
Before The Power Of...

The Dark Hulk!

Oh, Man!
What's He Done
To My Hulksters?

Dr. Strange,

You Are A Persistent
Little Sorcerer,
Aren't You?

But By Coming In Here
After Me,

You Have Now Sealed
Your Doom!

I Can Be As Single-Minded
As You.

[Fire Engine Siren]

[Police Sirens]

[Laughing]

Yes.

[Straining]

[Grunts]

How...

Dare...

You?!

You Must Yield,
Evil Being!

Hee Hee Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That Worked Once...

But Not Again!

Aah!

You Amuse Me, Strange.

Bad Form, Brain Drainer!

Hyah!

Oh!

Ah Ha Ha Ha.

[Groaning]

Hee Hee Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Time To Level
This Playing Field!

[Laughs]

Yes.

Let's Come And Get It.

Eee! Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh!

Time For The Big Bang.

Yeah!

[Maniacal Laughter]

Let's Get This Over With.

She-Hulk:
Time For The Cavalry.

Hey!

That Means You.

[Growls]

And You, Too!

[Growls]

Uhh! Come On!

Up And At 'Em, Guys!

We Got A Situation
Green And Grey!

Evil Being:
Mystic Man,

Your World Truly Is
The Land Of Opportunity,

Because I Haven't Had
This Much Excitement
In Centuries!

Aah!

You Are Finished,
Human!

She-Hulk: Hey!
It Ain't Over

Till The Green Girl
Sings!

Fun's Over,
Ugly Pugly.

I Agree.

You Have Lost Your Meager
Entertainment Value

And Now Simply Annoy Me!

[Straining]

I've Annoyed
Bigger Dead-Heads Than You!

[Straining]

It's Hulk Time, Guys!

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Both Roaring]

Now...

It's Time To...

Kick Monster Butt!

Yeah!
Yeah!

Grey Hulk: For Once,
You Took The Words
Right Out Of My Mouth.

Uhh!
Uhh!

Oh, Dear.

Oof!

Nice Catch...

Dr. Bizarre.

Strange.

[Chuckles]

Totally.

Evil Being:
I'm Going To Bury
Both Of You

Like A Bad Memory!

Bring It On!

Hyah!
Hyah!

Hyah!
Hyah!

Huhh!
Huhh!

Hyah!
Hyah!

Nooooo!

[Groaning]

I Thought I Had
Those 2 Beasts Suppressed!

The Dark Hulk Is Mine!

I Will Not Give Him Up!

Computer Voice:
Warhead Armed.

Detonation
In 60 Seconds.





[Straining]

I Must Destroy
This World.

Must Destroy...Yah!

Argghh!

[Struggling]

You Wimps
Will Pay For This!

Oof!

I Hate To Admit It,

But This Chump's
Tougher Than He Looks.

We Gotta Tag-Team
This Hermit Crab!

Agreed.

The More Energy Blasts
He Throws At Us,

The Weaker He Becomes.

Ahh, The Old
Rope-A-Dope Strategy!

We'll Tire Him Out!

So...

Let's Give Him
Some Other Targets.

No Matter Your Number,

I'll Destroy You All!

Heh Heh.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Coward...

Reveal Yourself!

Makes You Wanna Go
"Ooh," Doesn't It?

Oh...
I'm Almost Impressed.

Argghh!

It's Ok To Be Impressed.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

You Cannot Resist,
Maggots!

Vermin!

Die!

Let Her Fly, Grey Guy.

Nail That Fiend,
Lady Green!

Oh, No!

Oh, Yes!

Argghh!

[Grunts]

[Growls]
Now Hulk Mad!

Eat...Green!

Argghh!

With Some Grey Matter
Mash To Go With It.

Uhh!

I Think This Dope
Is Roped!

Time For Him To Bail,
Dr. Peculiar.

Noooo!

Noooo!

[Grunts]

What?

Computer Voice:














Warhead Disarmed.

Bruce!

What Happened
To That Thing?

It Has Been Destroyed.

I Fear Now It Is Time
For Us To Bail.

Ooh, Did I Say That?

[Chuckles]

I Meant Leave.

There's Hope
For You Yet...

Dr. Stranger.

No, No. It's--It's--
Oh, Forget It.

Close Enough.

Dr. Strange:
I Must Admit,

I've Often Fantasized
About Trying This
Thrilling Endeavor,

But It Just Never
Seemed Appropriate.

Well, Doc,
Time To Spit In The Eye
Of What's Appropriate.

And, Speaking
Of Fantasies,

What Are Yours,

You Harley-Ridin',
Disco-Dancin',

Guitar-Riffin' Maniac?

What Else Did You Find
In My Head?

[Giggles]

Cousin,
You Don't Want To Know.

Dr. Strange:
Oh, Dear.

Ok!

Hang Tight, Everybody!

Here We...Go!