01x12 - Spider-Man to the Rescue

[bunniefuu]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CRASHING]

[ROARING]

Hulk, stop.

What's the matter with you?

Unbelievable.

What is behind this nightmare we are all witnessing?

Hulk of the Avengers was battling against the villain

who calls himself the Green Goblin when this wake of chaos

began.

[ROARING]

[FIGHTING NOISES]

Hulk, you OK?

[WINCING]

POLITICIAN: What I fear is that one day Hulk's power will cause

some great tragedy to befall our city or perhaps even the world.

I think Hulk and the rest of the Avengers

need to be strictly monitored and under surveillance

at all times.

It is my personal opinion that the Hulk

and the rest of the Avengers be placed under strict monitoring.

The ayes have it and the Superhero

Regulation Bill proposed by Norman Osborn is adopted.

[THEME MUSIC]

DISPATCH: Calling all units, calling all units,

robbery in progress in Midtown East Side.

OFFICER: On our way, any available unit, armed

suspect in City Park Tower.

Sounds like the cops could use some backup.

Nothing your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

can't handle.

I'm on it.

NORMAN: Heroes, what a pathetic joke.

They're nothing but mindless clowns

living a life defined by meaningless acts

they deem just.

Cute.

But, yes, I agree with you.

The world cannot run on pleasantries alone.

The Emerald Rain Project, I have no interest in that.

The petty squabbling of the Masters of Evil and Avengers

does not concern me so long as they do not

interfere with my own personal plans,

the elimination of all heroes.

Soon I will be free of these fools,

and I'll answer to no one except for you

as you and I are one and the same.

REPORTER: Hulk's rampage in New York City

was the driving force behind the enactment of the Superhero

Regulation Law.

All superheroes have been placed under the control

of the council.

At this very moment, state representatives are inside

meeting with the Avengers.

Hate to break it to you, gentlemen,

but these things are useless without

biometric identification.

Once you've obtained the proper clearance,

all of your suits will be available to you

when you're needed, Mr. Stark.

Like some glorified costume rental service?

Please notify Captain America and Thor upon their return

they're to relinquish their weapons immediately to avoid

any legal consequences.

Have a nice day.

Thanks would be nice.

I'm sure that Cap and Thor are just going

to be thrilled about this.

[SIGHING HEAVILY]

Mr. Osborn, as the most prominent supporter

of the Superhero Regulation Bill,

what are your thoughts on the sudden surge in crime.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

There was another string of robberies last night.

Some worry the Superhero Regulation Law could be

having negative consequences.

NORMAN: I would call those unrelated.

Oh, come on.

You've got to be kidding.

NEWSCASTER: A citizen happened to capture

this dramatic footage last night.

Here we have a criminal on the run,

and it's clear he would have gotten

away if Spider-Man, a superhero, hadn't apprehended him.

PETER: Oh, man.

Huh?

I was trying to keep a low profile.

At least they got my good side.

Your costume isn't very inconspicuous.

Well, you make a good point there.

Maybe I should consider wearing something in all black.

It is slimming.

Spider-Man is blatantly ignoring this new regulation,

which would make him no different

than a common criminal.

We should all strongly condemn his unilateral action

and ill*gal activities.

I take it he's not my biggest fan.

Unreal.

This guy seriously has a bone to pick with all superheroes.

People wouldn't have even supported

Osborn's crazy idea if the Green Goblin hadn't

caused Hulk to go on a rampage.

I just had an idea.

Now stay with me on this one.

What if Osborn and the Green Goblin

are actually working together?

No way.

It's a bit of a stretch to think he'd sink that low.

Councilman Reiner remains in staunch opposition

to the Superhero Regulation Law.

Shackling our heroes is absurd.

It only allows the evil in our cities to spread.

I seek the bill's immediate repeal.

This guy gets it, right?

Dangerous move.

Wait, what do you mean?

Almost done.

You think this will be enough?

It looks perfect.

Now that we have firewood, maybe you can

go find us something to eat.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

We've got to be hundreds of miles

away from the nearest town.

You don't need to go into town.

We're in the great outdoors.

Look around and you'll find we're

surrounded by food options.

That's true.

HULK: Hey, how much longer are you two gonna stay?

'Til you agree to come back.

I'm staying here.

Then we're staying here, too.

Don't worry about me.

Then don't you worry about us either, Hulk.

You two sound like little kids arguing.

Reminds me of what's waiting for us

back home with the Superhero Regulation Law issue.

I just hope that it's not causing too many problems.

REPORTER: Seven days ago, Councilman Smith

was hospitalized after a mysterious car accident.

Three days ago, Councilman Cloud was rushed to the ER

after an expl*si*n in his office.

And yesterday prominent businessman

Michael Allen was seriously injured

when his private jet crashed.

All three men are known opponents of the Superhero

Regulation Law and appear to have been specifically targeted

in this series of accidents.

REINER: I'd like to set up a meeting with Mr. Osborn.

I'm sorry, but he's currently out of the office

dealing with an urgent matter.

That's what I was told yesterday.

When do you expect him to return?

I'll be back here tomorrow.

Let him know I was here.

CHILD 1: Spider-Man's doing the right thing.

CHILD 2: Shows how much you know.

Spider-Man's a vigilante that could end up destroying

the city just like Hulk.

Spider-Man's a hero.

He'd never do that.

According to the new bill, he's breaking the law.

Yeah, and if you go around breaking the law,

then obviously you're a criminal.

Spidey's number one priority is protecting the city, not

some stupid new law.

Spider-Man's nothing more than a show-off in tight pajamas.

How dare you!

OFFICER: Hey, knock it off.

How disappointed do you think Spider-Man would be

to see you fighting about him?

Spider-Man's no superhero.

Spider-Man's a super zero.

[LAUGHING]

I don't care what they say.

Spidey's still our-- [SNIFFLING]----

friendly neighborhood hero.

[SIGHING HEAVILY]

ADI: That guy's got everyone trashing superheroes.

This is really bad.

All Makoto wants is to be a hero.

This would break his heart.

Being a hero isn't as glamorous as he thinks.

You don't really gain much from it.

Huh?

There's

Just so much to lose when you're a superhero,

and after a while, it gets hard to justify doing it anymore.

[GASPING]

Three officials that oppose this bill have been involved

in suspicious accidents.

It can't be a coincidence.

Osborn, is he behind these attacks?

[WHOOSHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Huh?

Hello, Mr. Reiner.

Woo!

[EXPLOSIONS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're still moving.

I'm impressed.

You're far more resilient than those other fools.

For you.

Nobody likes a litterbug.

Let me show you how to take out the trash.

[WINCING]

You know, you're quite the pest, Spider-Man.

[SINISTER LAUGHING]

Councilman Reiner.

Have a little fun with this.

Technical Act!

Stop that.

Nice save, Future Avengers.

Now get moving.

We're not safe out here.

Can you walk?

I'm a little shook up, but I'll be fine.

Let's get them out of here.

Do you know what I think our problem is?

We haven't really taken the time to get to know one another.

What do you say we grab a bite to eat?

I know this great falafel place down in the village.

Sure, sounds delish.

A simple no thanks would have sufficed.

[SHRIEKING]

Nice try.

Hey, that's my landing pose.

Come to papa.

[SINISTER LAUGHING]

[CRUNCHING]

I said go.

Not until you're ready to come back.

I gotta say I'm relieved to see you're

being so civil to each other.

How about it, big guy?

You ready?

I'm not going back.

All I do is mess things up.

Avengers are better off without me.

Well, that's just great.

Where does that leave me then?

If having all that power makes you feel useless, then tell me.

What hope is there for me?

Am I just supposed to give up?

[GROANING]

Cool.

This is a way more efficient way of getting around town.

Hey, if this whole supervillain thing doesn't work out,

maybe consider getting into the ride sharing business.

Not interested.

The clientele seems to be rather clingy.

Whoa.

On second thought, maybe not such a good idea.

I don't think you'd survive the rating system based

on your unique piloting skills.

One star, no tip.

Here's where you get off.

Huh?

[WINCING]

Thanks again for the lift.

Make sure you get that shoulder checked out!

How's Councilman Reiner?

He's receiving medical attention.

Good work, Adi.

Everything's going according to plan.

All right, Chloe.

You're up.

OK.

Proceeding now.

Activate camouflage m act.

This will do just fine.

Spider-Man.

Hmm?

I wanted to ask what exactly were you talking about earlier.

Ahh, earlier?

You have to be a little more specific.

You said being a hero isn't glamorous.

You said it gets hard to justify doing it

because there's not much to gain.

Oh, yeah.

About that.

Look--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Making the decision to become a hero

itself isn't all that hard.

With a little bit of strength and courage

and an honest sense of justice, just about anyone

can become a hero.

Anyone?

PETER: You bet.

What's truly difficult is remaining a hero.

ADI: What do you mean?

To remain vigilant and just while not buckling

under the temptation to show off one's power, to willingly trade

a peaceful, quiet, boring life for a life full of

unexpected and constant danger.

Above all, a true hero must have an unshakable resolve

to stay committed and humble.

Otherwise, your power will corrupt you.

There's a motto I've come to live by.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Uhh, feel free to jump in here any time.

Running out of teacherly things to say.

Oh, right, sorry.

I didn't mean to--

Relax.

I'm kidding.

Oh, man.

You should have seen your face.

[LAUGHING]

It's important I speak to him.

I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Osborn is very busy at the moment

and unfortunately isn't taking any new meetings.

I can appreciate that, but he promised me an exclusive story.

He's expecting me.

I, umm, sorry.

Give me one second please.

Hello, sir.

There's a TV reporter here who's saying

you requested his presence.

NORMAN: I'm sorry, but he must be mistaken.

I've made no such request.

CHLOE: He's in the building.

Thanks, Chloe.

Right.

Let's get moving.

Makoto.

Yeah?

Why us?

You think there's a reason we were given the powers we have?

I don't know, but they're a part of us always.

And you think our powers can change the future?

I do.

They will if we work together.

Change it together.

That sounds nice.

[RUMBLING]

Huh?

Oh, no!

There's a fire.

A fire?

[GASPING]

You guys, look.

A forest fire.

Guys, the fire's spreading really fast.

I'll use the Avenjet.

No.

Look out!

[GRUNTING]

Go on.

Run.

[GRUNTING]

This is really bad.

If we don't do something, the whole forest--

Got to put it out.

But how?

We will use our power.

What do you mean?

You're not making any sense.

If we're going to save this forest,

you got to hit me with everything you got.

Hulk, that's too dangerous.

Just trust me on this one.

Hulk, I can't.

You can.

As a team, we can change the future.

Now come on.

Wait.

Hold on!

[GROWLING]

Hulk, I don't know if I can.

Our powers combined, that's what you want, right?

Right.

Aerial act.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Here goes nothing.

Type 11-- Tornado!

[GROWLING]

[GROANING]

Hulk!

[GROANING]

Hulk smash!

[WINCING]

[MOANING]

Where's Hulk?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hulk!

Very impressive.

[CHUCKLING]

What'd you expect, big guy.

I mean, you are teamed up with a future Avenger.

[MOANING] That was exhausting.

Where you been?

Fire's out.

Figured with enough time, you'd

see what a great team make.

REPORTER 1: That's him.

Mr. Osborn.

REPORTER 2: Yeah, there he is.

Mr. Osborn.

REPORTER 1: We have some questions.

Please forgive me.

I hope you all understand that I've been extremely busy

the past several days, which has prevented

me from speaking with you.

To thank you all for your patience,

today I will answer any and all questions you may have.

Mind if I go first?

REPORTER 1: Hey, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man, we'd like to get your opinion.

Have you come to confront Norman Osborn about the newly adopted

Superhero Regulation Bill?

Have you finally come to turn yourself in, Spider-Man?

Turn myself in?

Good one.

I'm here because something's been bugging me.

NORMAN: Bugging you?

Yeah.

I've noticed quite a lot of surveillance cameras positioned

around your building.

Oh, hey, there's one, and there's one.

CHLOE: There are so many.

Seems like they're almost everywhere.

I can personally spot over 50 of them at a quick glance.

They are there for security purposes.

Certainly you understand.

Security, huh.

See, that's so odd because there's

one part of the building where there isn't a single camera,

isn't there?

Really?

And where would that be.

Wouldn't you know, in the top floor in Mr Osborn's office.

Figuring that must be some sort of mistake.

We went up there to keep an eye out for you.

And this is what we saw.

Wow.

REPORTER: Whoa, what is that?

REPORTER 2: Is that--

the Green Goblin?

For someone that's so concerned with security,

you sure keep some strange company, Mr. Osborn.

Mr. Osborn--

Mr. Osborn, what do you make of this?

That is obviously doctored footage.

Yeah, we thought you might say that, so as a precaution,

we pointed all the surveillance cameras

we could find at the top floor, which means you'll find

the exact same footage on your own personal surveillance

equipment.

For security, you understand.

Why you little rat.

I'm just curious, what exactly is your relationship

with the Green Goblin?

Strictly professional or are you two best buds?

Do you sh**t hoops together on the weekends

or sit at home binge watching television?

Oh, I got to know.

Does he eat his pizza with a fork 'cause that

tells me a lot about a person.

[GRUMBLING]

If you'll excuse me--

Mr. Osborn, care to comment?

Let go of me.

Whoopsie.

You'll pay for that, Spider-Man.

Now that's odd.

You have an injury on the very same shoulder Green Goblin

hurt during my battle with him.

Hmm.

Coincidence or scoop of the century?

No.

Are you trying to say that Norman Osborn and the Green

Goblin are the same person?

Looks that way.

[REPORTERS CHATTERING]

Is Spider-Man telling the truth?

Mr. Osborn, please give us an answer.

You know what they say, Norman.

There's no such thing as bad press.

I just got some shocking news from Tony.

He says Spider-Man uncovered that the Green Goblin

is actually Norman Osborn.

Wait, so the regulation guy is the Goblin?

Norman Osborn was orchestrating everything.

He wanted Hulk to go on a rampage.

So he's responsible for making us look bad.

See, Hulk.

I'm gonna make sure this weasel

pays for tricking the Avengers.

Let's go back home.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Let's show him as a team we're unstoppable.

Let's get going.

All right.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What a scoop.

This is huge!

[REPORTERS CHATTERING]

[SINISTER LAUGHING]

Hmph.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Avengers.

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

Avengers.

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

[VOCALIZING]

Avengers.

Future Avengers.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

ANNOUNCER: The Avengers have outed Norman Osborn as the man

behind the Green Goblin mask, but the Green Goblin isn't

going down without a fight.

Using the Hulkbuster armor Tony developed against the Avengers?

That's hardly fair.

Here's hoping Hulk can deliver his ultimate smash

on the next episode of "Marvel's Future Avengers--

Green Goblin Vs the Hulk."

Catch the future, Avengers.