02x24 - Goblin w*r: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

[Peter]
Harry, wait up!

You think your dad's
still alive?

How do you know?

Trust me, it'll be easier
just to show you.

So, Pete's not coming back
for his smoothie?

I hate wasted smoothies.

Parker stepped out to talk
to an old acquaintance.

That was, like,

Oh, I am well aware
of the time passage.

I find it... concerning.

So, uh, you don't like
this old friend?

He has
a questionable history.

And you'd know something
about questionable histories.

Are you not so subtly referring
to my criminal past?

That is all behind me.
I am reformed.

Don't get all
bent out of shape.

I figured anyone
who's friends with Peter Parker
can't be all bad.

If only that were true.

After Doc Ock
insulted my family yesterday,
I came here.

Just felt like I should.
The Osborn family tomb.

It had been a while.
And I found this.

[Peter]
Whoa. Looks like
someone broke in.

These footprints
are about my dad's shoe size.

And the memorial crypt
was already open.

We both know my dad's body
was never recovered
from the blast, but...

Look. I uncovered
these hidden stairs
and came to find you.

I haven't gone down
'cause it's kind of
freaking me out.

What is this?

It all seems
to indicate one thing.

That your dad's still alive.

And like you said,
he might be the person

behind all these
dangerous new Goblins.

Well, there's only
one way to find out.

[beeps]

[mechanical whining]

Let me go first.

One thing I've learned
about secret tunnels

is they're often full of...

[clacking, mechanical whining]
booby traps!

Laser traps?
This is definitely
your dad's style. Whoa!

[grunting]

Pass code: Vengeance!
[grunts]

Pass code:
uh, Financial Vendetta!

What are you doing?
Pass code: uh...

Uh, pass code: Phoenix Rises!

[weapons firing stops,
descending whirring]

[pants]
Wow.

That was... fortunate.

Sorry. Uh, my dad has, like,
a lot of secret pass codes.

"Vengeance"? "Vendetta"?

Of course those are
his secret passwords.

And Norman Osborn-encrypted
laser traps

must mean that
whatever's down here--

My dad definitely didn't want
anyone to find.

Let's go.

This can't be
how Spidey does it.

Randomly swinging
through the city?

It's not random, Spider-Girl.

We're covering a grid
and cross-checking it

for any signs of the Goblins
we heard are still
on the streets.

Think of this
as a science experiment.

Sometimes it takes time
to get results.

Spider-Man probably has
a more efficient method.

He's gotta be tracking
these Goblins too.

Let's call him
and join forces.

Look, just because
he got his powers first

doesn't mean
he's smarter than us.

I'm sure we're gonna beat him
to these gangs.

[Spider-Girl]
We've been at it
for ten hours.

Let's just
call Spidey.

[Doc Ock]
Negative. Spider-Man
cannot be reached.

Doc Ock?!
You're supposed
to be in a coma.

Well, obviously
he woke up.

And wasted no time
getting back to crime.

Hacking a spider-bot?

What? No!

I have been trying
to find you.

Congrats.
You found my foot!

Wait!

And the kick
is good!

I told you to wait!
[both]
Huh?

Oh, good times.

I wanted in on some of this
Ock-punching action.

I have been hunting you down
all over the city.

I need--
[yells]

We don't care
what a criminal needs!

Wait, wait, wait.
You can't just drop

"Ock stole my body while
my mind lived in a computer"

and not expect me
to have questions.

Like, after all that,
why is Ock now you're friend?
[scoffs]

You sure you didn't
leave some brain cells
back in the Horizon mainframe?

Huh.

Still on the right path.

Not like there's
anywhere else to go.

Don't change the subject.

Ock tried to destroy you.

How do you go from that
to besties?

We're not besties.
But, like they say,

you can learn a lot
about someone by walking
in their shoes.

I saw all
of Ock's memories.

How we were similar
and how we were...

raised differently.

Hard not to have empathy
for the guy.

Pete, I don't care
if Ock was a nice kid.

How can you forget
all the terrible things
he did to you and me?

To Horizon?
To this city?

It's hard to explain,

but I'm confident he's changed.

I think someone
has changed.

So, then, it was Ock,
not you,

who recently
got all crazy aggressive
fighting villains?

I mean, the E train
was closed for weeks
'cause of you-slash-him.

[clacking, whirring]
What's that sound?

[gulps]
After you.

Thanks.

[grunts]
Quit it!

[grunts]
I come in peace!

[grunts]
And you'll go in pieces.

No. I am no longer a villain
but a friend.

Oh, so it was friendly
to hack Spidey's tech?

I did not hack it.

I am working with Spider-Man.

[both laughing]

Does having five doctorates
automatically make you think

everyone else
is really stupid?

Six doctorates,
but that's beside the point.

Thinking he's smarter
than everyone else
has always been Ock's thing.

I need you to help me
find Spider-Man.

He is not answering calls.
[grunts]

[yells]
You think we'd betray
Spidey like that?

Lead you right to him?

Spider-Man is with Harry Osborn,
whom I fear

is carrying on
his father's legacy.

He cannot be trusted.

He can't be trusted?

Let me tell you
who the last person is

we're gonna trust.
[sighs]

I have never been very good
at talking to girls.

Ock-controlled spider-bots

were not something
I expected to see today.

But you know what I did
expect to see today?
Goblin gangs.

You'd think by now
we'd have run into 'em.

Hmm?

Hold on.
[grunts]

That doesn't
look right.

Huh. And someone doubted
my Goblin-hunting strategy.

Don't get a big head.
[grunts]

Safety inspector calling.
[grunts]
[grunts]

Hi. I'm guessing you're not
charging up to do anything good!

[grunting]
[grunts]

[both grunting]

[laughs]

[Goblin laughing]

Why is he laughing?

You think your little webs
are any match

for my advanced Goblin tech?

[grunts]

[both gasp]

[both yell]

[gasps]

Gotcha!
Come on, updraft.
[horn blares]

Pull up. Up!

Up!
[horn blares]

[grunts]
Oh, man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man!

[grunts]

[Spider-Girl]
Wha-- How did we get here?

[Ghost-Spider]
It's probably better
you don't remember.

What?!
You should be dead!

[grunting]

You look like
you've seen a ghost.

You've been dying
to use that line.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[both grunting]

[groaning]
Shocking turn of events.

I'm gonna pretend
you didn't just say that.

I did.
Let's check out

his fancy-pants
wristband here.

This thing looks like
it's wirelessly connected
to a main server.

Someone's keeping track
of where their Goblin
g*ng members are.

Maybe we can trace
the connection back and see
where this guy came from.

You're thinking it'll lead
to a den of other Goblins?

Not bad.

How fast can you
reprogram the--

That fast.

And that way.

[Ghost-Spider]
And you thought
we needed Spidey's help.

[Doc Ock]
They might not trust me,
but I trust them

to find a way
to the other Goblins.

Because something tells me

the Goblins
will lead me to Osborn,

and therefore Parker.

Careful where you step.

If I know your dad,
there's bound to be more traps.

I'm surprised we haven't
triggered another one already.

[clacking, whirring]
That sound again.

It sounds like factory gear...
coming from up ahead.

Wish we could see more.

It'd make this
a whole lot easier.

Yeah, seriously.
Too bad there isn't a switch
to turn the lights on.

I didn't do it.

Lights off.

Lights on?

They're controlled
by your voice.

You don't find that
a little strange?

I find all of this strange.

Harry, there's something
you aren't telling me,
isn't there?

You've been
down here before.

It is a shame Spider-Girl
and Ghost-Spider

do not have faith
I am now an ally.

I would prefer
not to sneak after them.

Only Parker seems to believe
my desire for redemption
is genuine.

Parker, who is so trusting
he would run off

with that no-account,
globe-trotting Osborn.

Globe-trotting?
Or something else?

Let us determine
where you really were,
Mr. Harry Osborn.

I am certain that your
travel documents will not be
that difficult to obtain.

[beeps]

Ah. Very interesting.

And not surprising
in the least.

What are you talking about?

I've never seen this place.
You know everything I know.

Really? First you know
the pass code for the lasers.

Convenient
but not impossible.

Then it turns out
you knew the E train was down

while you were supposedly
in Europe.

Maybe you could've
read about that online.
Maybe.

But now these lights work
under your voice command?

If I didn't know any better,
it seems like
you've been lying to me

and are now leading me
into a trap.

It's not a trap.
I promise.

But you have been
down here before,
haven't you?

I haven't.
That part is true.

Then what part
isn't true?

After my father died,

I didn't exactly
leave New York.

So you have been lying
to me this whole time.

It's complicated, Pete.

After my dad's funeral,
I came across a message
he left for me.

[whirring]

He wanted me to thrive,

to bring greatness
to the name Osborn,

so he left me the blueprints
to what could become
his greatest creation--

a mech design so powerful

it could protect the world
from any threat.

It would be unstoppable.

My dad never had a chance
to build it.

But I could.

You built a mech?
Well, I haven't had a chance

to run beta tests on it
or catalog
its full capabilities.

But you did build it?

Yes.

[grunting]

I'm proud of us.
We're getting pretty close

to wherever that Goblin's
home base is.

I knew we could do this.
Pretty soon,

people are gonna
be calling Spider-Man
our sidekick.

Okay, now the dot's
moving towards us.

You ready
for whatever this is?

[chuckles]
What do you think?

Your dad designed
an ultrapowerful,
unstoppable mech,

and you decided
to build it all by yourself?

Do you know how dangerous
that is?

Nothing your dad made
was safe.

This. This right here
is why I couldn't
tell you about it.

I knew you'd do this.
Do what?

You wouldn't approve.
You'd think it was too risky,

as if I don't know
what I'm doing.

I'm not my dad, Pete.

I didn't say you were.

But if this mech
is as powerful as you say,
in the wrong hands--

You think I don't know that?
I took serious
safety precautions.

Harry, you and I both know
there are people who are
willing to do anything

to get their hands
on dangerous technology
like that.

The kind of people
who raided Oscorp

and put all this Goblin gear
on the streets.

[sighs]

I don't think
it came from Oscorp.

What?
Of course it did.

Yeah, a few pieces of tech
were stolen from Oscorp

over the past year,
but nothing big.

Not enough gear for a g*ng.

Then where
is it coming from?

[whirring]
Huh?

[Spider-Man]
A factory.

The Goblin gear
wasn't stolen from Oscorp.

It's being mass-produced
from down here.

[breathes shakily]

This is enough tech
for an army.

[laughing]

An army?

Try a nation!
Dad?

I should have figured
you'd eventually
find me, Harry.

You were always
a smart kid.

But bringing
Spider-Man here--

that's an unexpected bonus.

Time is now at hand

for the Goblin Nation to rise!

Mr. Goblin King,
happy to finally meet ya.

Welcome to--
[grunts]
[grunts]

[yells]

[groans]
Note to self:
shorten jokes.

[coughs]
Ow.

So, this was all
an Osborn family setup?

I should have never
trusted you, Harry!

Dad? You're alive?

[laughs]
Oh, how I love

this delightful look
on your face.

[Spider-Man]
So what does this make you,
Harry? The Goblin Prince?

I'm no prince.

Even if my lying dad
is the Goblin King.

[both grunt]

I swear I had no idea
about this.

Survive first,
talk later.

Still on the right track.
Be prepared for anything.

I think we found
our "anything."

Intruders! Get them!

Ready?
Born ready.

[grunting]

[grunts]

Dad, why are
you doing this?

Why are you trying
to destroy the city you love?

Nice speech.

You expect me
to be moved?

I'm the one
who does the moving.

[grunting]

Harry!

[grunting]

[grunts]

Sorry, guys.
Time to go head-to-head!

[grunts]

Never thought I'd get
a second chance to make
a first impression,

but boom goes
the pumpkin b*mb, brah.

"Brah"?

This is not the way
to greet someone.

Let me show you
how superheroes say "hello"!
[blow lands]

[grunts, groans]

Wow.
Your aim is terrible.

This is how you're supposed
to use this.

[sputters]
Really?

[beeping]
Reset to blaster, and--
Whoa!

[grunts]

Nice moves.
Back at ya.

[female voice laughing]

[Goblin]
Whoa, bro.
Stumbling right into this trap?

You sure ain't
the sharpest crayon
in the box, are ya?

Surfer-dude arrogance?

Vocabulary of a middle schooler?

You're Barkley Blitz.

And the Wake Riders!

[grunts]

[grunts]

And you're not Norman Osborn,
are you?

[laughing]
Do you think Norman Osborn

could have succeeded
at all of this?

Oh, he was smart,
but he was not me!

The Vulture.

Adrian Toomes?

So my dad really is...

Who knows if he's
alive or not?

Norman Osborn's stock-in-trade
was secrets.

But it didn't take much work
to discover he'd hidden
a lab under the family tomb.

When Spider-Man ruined my plan
to take over Beemont Chemical,

I needed a place
to run my factory.

How fitting it was designed
by Osborn himself.

All this for what?
Power? Revenge?

My goal is simple:
make the world respect
the name Adrian Toomes

for my brilliant work.

Osborn exploited me.

Working for him destroyed
my name.

But your takedown
of the underworld--

Hammerhead, Silvermane,
and finally Sand-Girl--

created a power vacuum
in this city.

A vacuum only I could fill.

Now I'm showing the world
I can do everything
Osborn could and more.

All of his attempts
at conquest failed.

But mine?

You'll never take New York
back from Adrian Toomes.

No! This ends now!

You don't stand a chance
against a city full
of Goblins, kid.

I'm not just a kid.
I'm an Osborn!
[grunts]

Aah!

[yells, groans]

[Harry] And I now
have a way to shut down
all your Goblin gear for good!

[Toomes]
But how would you be able to...

You built it, didn't you?

You don't know
what I've done!

[screaming]

[groaning]

You're not the only one
who knows about those designs.

And you just made my job
a whole lot easier.

Harry!

Leave him alone!
Aah!

[grunts]

[groans]

Wake Goblins,
Omega Formation!

But what about
our factory?

Bring it down.
It's served its purpose.

But the time line
for the final phase
has just moved up.

[groaning]
You were right, Pete.

This was
all too dangerous.
[groans]

We gotta-- Huh?

[yells]

[whimpering]

[both grunt]

Harry, are you okay?
[groans]

I-- I'm fine.

But Toomes--
for a moment,

he had complete control
and access to my Goblin gear.

And what dangerous secrets
could he have learned
from that?

Harry?
Where are you going?

[Doc Ock]
Spider-Man--
Spider-Man, please come in!

I'm here, Ock.
Been a little occupied.

Finally! I thought
I would never reach you!

Severe emergency!

I tracked Spider-Girl
and the other one,
trying to find you!

Those bolts-- Electro?

Yes. She has a g*ng
of Electro Goblins.

Where's this happening?
"Happened," past tense.

That is what I am
trying to tell you!

I cannot get a reading on them.
I fear...

they are gone.