01x21 - Spider-Man Meets Doctor Noah Boddy

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♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web,
Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame, He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great, Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

My Spider Senses
Are Tingling.

There's Something Wrong Up There In Jameson's Office.

[Creaks]

Who's In Here?

Show Yourself.

Nobody.

I Wonder Whatever Or Whoever It Was

Wanted At Jameson's Desk.

What's This?

"Mr. J. Jonah Jameson,

"If You Want The Biggest News Scoop Of The Year,

"Be At The Mark Renee Art Gallery

"At Midnight.

"The Door Will Be Open.

"Come Alone.

Signed, Dr. Noah Boddy."

Noah Boddy...

Nobody. That's It! Nobody!

Spider-Man Had Better Be On Hand

To See That Old J.J.J.

Doesn't Get Himself
In Trouble.

Miss Brant,

Do You Know Anything About This Note

From Dr. Noah Boddy?

No, Mr. Jameson. Nobody's Been Through My Office.

I Mean,
There's Been Nobody--

That Is--I Don't Know Anything About It!

Well, No One Can Say That J. Jonah Jameson

Isn't A Newspaper Man

First, Last, And Always,

And If There's A Scoop To Be Had,

I'll Be At The Mark Renee Gallery To Get It.

Nearly Midnight.

Wonder When
The Action Starts.



Where's That Dr. Boddy With My Scoop?

Police, In Exactly
One Minute,

The Mark Renee Gallery Will Be Robbed

Of The Famous Painting Leaves Of Glass.

Ha Ha Ha!

Leaves Of Glass?

Why, That's Worth
$100,000.

[Siren]

[Brakes Squeal]

Uh-Oh. Trouble.

This Must
Be My Scoop.

Ok, Mister, We Were Tipped You'd Try

To Steal
That Painting.

What Painting?

The One
Under Your Arm.

I've Been Framed!

This Is An Outrage!

And I Know Who's Behind All This,

That Web-Headed Weasel Spider-Man!

Why, Bless His Flat Head.

I'm Still His Favorite Subject.

Well, Parker, Visiting Your Boss?

Nope, Bailing Him Out.

Good. You Know, He's More Trouble

Than All The Other Prisoners Put Together.

I'll Get Even With That Wall-Crawling Menace

If It's The Last Thing
I Do!

I'll Challenge Him To Come Out In The Open!

I'll Say, "I, J. Jonah Jameson..."

"Challenge
Said Spider-Man

To Meet Me At Any Place Of His Choice."

Spider-Man Getting Credit For Humiliating Jameson!

I'll Show Them.

With This Machine To Keep Me Invisible,

I Have The Power To Force Jameson

To Retract His Statements

Ridiculing My Theories Of Invisibility.

[Vibrating Frequency]

And I Think I Can Use Spider-Man

To Bait Jameson Again.

Who? Spider-Man?!

Why, You--You--You--

You Bet Your Webbed Head I'll Be There.

That Was Spider-Man?

It Was,

And He's Agreed To Sign A Statement Of Apology.

Uh, Where Does This Historic Meeting Take Place?



Stephanie's Jewelry Store.

That's A Strange Time And Place.

You Mean, You Think He Won't Show Up?

Oh, No,
I'm Sure He Will.

[Door Opens]

Well, Spider-Man,

I'm Here.

Where Are You?

Right Here,

And If I Were You--
[Sirens]

Ha. I Always Knew You Were A Coward.

Spider-Man: Hear Those Sirens, J.J.?

They're Coming After You.

Don't Say
I Didn't Warn You.

Not You Again.

Get Spider-Man!

He's Behind
That Curtain!

What Are You Tryin' To Pull, Jameson?

Offhand, I'd Say A Jewel Robbery.

It Was Spider-Man,
I Tell You!

I Saw Him
With My Own Eyes!

Policeman: Ok, Jameson, Let's Go.

All Right, Dr. Noah Boddy,

I Know You're Here.

Ha Ha Ha!

At Last, Spider-Man,
We Meet,

If You'll Pardon The Pun, Face To Space.

Ha Ha Ha!

Have A Chair.

Must Leave You Now,
Spider-Man,

But We Shall Meet Again.

I Have Something
To Discuss

With Mr. J. Jonah Jameson.

If I Ever Get My Hands

On That Costumed Clod Spider-Man,

I'll Break Every Web In His Body!

You're Free
On Bail, Jameson.

Well, It's About Time That Lazy Kid Showed Up.

Tell Me, Parker, What Makes An Upstanding Citizen

Like Jameson Turn To Crime?

Nobody Knows The Answer To That.

[Telephone Rings]

Jameson Here.

In The Press Room?

Ok, I'll Be Right Down.

Ha Ha Ha!

Wait Till You See The Little Surprise

I Have For You,
Mr. Jameson.

Hmm. I Wonder What He's Doing Down Here.

All Right, Where's
The Trouble?

[Sinister Laughter]

Say, What Is This?

This Is Where You're Going To Eat Your Words

For Ridiculing My Theory Of Invisibility.

Jameson: Help!

Stop!

It's Jameson,

And I'll Bet My Webs He's Tangling

With Dr. Noah Boddy.

[Sinister Laughter]

Spider-Man!

I Knew You Were
In On This!

You Said We'd Meet Again, Nobody.

Now, Show Yourself.

Dr. Boddy: It's Too Late, Spider-Man.

I Will Now Use My Theory Only For Evil.

[Sinister Laughter]

There He Goes!

You Did That
On Purpose!

And You Have A Talent For Getting In The Way.

I'll Get You For This, Spider-Man!

[Car Engine Starts]

Just Like Catching Fish In A Bowl.

Oops. The Big One
Got Away.

So, That's Where My Fish Went.

I'm Beginning
To Materialize,

And That Will Never Do With Spider-Man Around.

[Vibrating Frequency]

Watch The Birdie.

I Will Destroy You!

This Should
Switch Things.

Spider-Man: Thanks For Putting Yourself

On The Spot, Nobody.

I'd Better Turn This Off

Before The Net Becomes Invisible.

Cop: [Reading]

I Can't See Anything. How Do We Know He's Here?

Spidey's Never Goofed Yet.

Listen To This...

"Dear Sir:
I Have A Theory

To Transport My Body By Thought Transference."

Oh, Brother.

Remember Dr. Noah Boddy's Theory,

And How You Scoffed
At Him?

Take A Letter, Miss Brant.

Tell The Writer Of The Letter...

I Believe Him!
I Believe Him!