01x25 - The Golden Rhino

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Right On Schedule.

[Crane Creaking]

$15 Million
In Gold Bullion

From The International Exchange.

That Would Sure Make A Lot Of Tooth Fillings.

No Armored Truck Can Stop The Rhino.

Guard:
All Secure!

Let's Go!

No Problem Here.

Better Be On My Way.

Look! The Rhino!

[g*nshots]

[b*ll*ts Ricochet]

[g*nshots Continue]

That's Coming
From The Pier.

[Ricochets
Whistling]

What Happened?

The Rhino.

He Pushed The Truck, Gold And All,

Into The River!

The Truck's There

But The Gold Is Gone.

Radio: Divers Have Located The Truck

But There's Not A Trace Of The Missing Bullion.

The Guards' Description Of What Happened

Is Vague.

Vague Schmague!

This Has All The Earmarks Of A Spider-Man Caper.

But Spider-Man Came On The Scene

After It Happened.

Why, He Even Dove In After It!

Right! He Dove In, Grabbed The Gold,

Then Came Up And Said It Was Missing.

The Guards Said It Was The Rhino Who--

Spider-Man Used A Disguise To Fool 'Em.

How Could Spider-Man Lift All That Gold

And Hide It In Just A Few Seconds?

Much As I Hate
To Admit This,

That Web-Headed
Weasel

Does Have Super Powers, You Know.

Whoever Got Away
With The Gold

Had To Have Super, Super Powers.

[Grunts]

Beautiful, Beautiful.

Only The Great
And The Strong

Deserve A Monument To Their Fame.

And As I Am The Greatest And The Strongest,

My Statue Will Be
Solid Gold.

[Evil Laughter]

Gold! Solid Gold!

The Bullion
Wasn't Enough.

I Need More Gold.

I Must Have
More Gold!

Uhh...Uhh...

Ah! And I Know

Just Where To Get It.

[Loud Crash]

Walloping Websnappers! What Was That?

It's Coming From
Wall Street.

Wow, What A Mess!

Whoever Went In
Must Come Out,

Right Into My Web.

Might As Well Get A Shot For Old Jameson.

[Crash]

Got Away.

How Do You Capture A Charging Catastrophe?

Jameson: You Say Spider-Man Was On The Scene

When You Got There?

That's Right.

He Covered The Hole With His Web

To Catch The Rhino.

But He Didn't Catch Him, Did He?

Well...No.

The Rhino Got Away.

Jameson: Exactly!

Parker, You've Just Proved My Point.

Spider-Man Is Using
The Rhino

To Do His Dirty Work.

Just Like He Used Him As A Decoy

To Get The Bullion.

Heh Heh Heh!

That Web-Headed Menace Will Have A Hard Time

Crawling Out Of This One!

Yes, He Sure Will.

I've Covered
The Entire City

And There's Not A Clue To Where The Rhino's Hiding.

But He Must've Taken The Gold Somewhere Nearby.

Think I'll Case
This Area,

But Carefully.

Old Spider-Senses Are Acting Up.

I Must Be Getting Warm.

Well, What Do You Know?

No Michelangelo He,

But Talk About A King-Sized Ego.

There's Spider-Man!

Try This For Size!

Grr!

Spider-Man Is Destroyed!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Must've Been
An expl*si*n.

Hey, Mac,
Over Here, Look!

It's The Box Stolen From The International Exchange.

But The Gold Is Gone.

Whoever Took It
Must've--

Over There!

It's Spider-Man!

Hold It Right There, Spider-Man!

You've Got Some Explaining To Do.

Sorry, But I've Got A Date With A Rhino.

Old Jameson's Really Gonna Have A Field Day

With This Tidbit.

Then Again...

Maybe News
That I'm Alive

Will Force The Rhino Out Into The Open.

[Sirens]

Officer: All Units...

Spider-Man Seen Swinging Over Area A.

Be On Lookout.

Grr...Grrr...

Spider-Man Lives.

Only He Knows
My Secret.

I Must Destroy Him!

But First I Must
Hide My Statue

Until I'm Ready
To Unveil It.

You'll Be Safe Here

While I Draw Out
Spider-Man.

I'll Cause
Such A Ruckus

That He'll Come
Running.

[Evil Laughter]

[Crash]

[Police Sirens]

I Smell More Than Fish From Fulton Street.

I Smell Trouble.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That Oughta Bring
Spider-Man!

This Is The Moment
Of Truth.

Hmmph!

No Web Can Stop
The Rhino!

[Shudders]

That's Gotta Be More Than A Web.

Just A Little Formula I Dreamed Up

Called
Concentrated Steel.

Good. I've Got Him
On The Run.

Nothing Can Hold
The Rhino!

I'll Destroy You,
Spider-Man,

If It's The Last
Thing I Do!

Flattery Will
Get You Nowhere.

What A Pair Of Bookends You'd Make.

What Do You Mean There Are Statues

Of A Gold
And Silver Rhino

At The Entrance To This Building?

They're A Present To The Daily Bugle

From Spider-Man.

Here's The Card.

"These Cufflinks

From Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

Why, That Worm!

That Conniving
Web-Head!

Nothing Will Ever
Convince Me

That He Wasn't
Behind This!